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All fruit is yummy, but if I were to choose one it would be yellow kiwi.
Just got a bunch of these boys from Costco, so good
I will never be as buckbroken as moxyte, feels good man
blueberries
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The banana
You just can't beat the versatility.
>smoothie
>ice cream
>topping
>cake
Based
Severe cringe
Uh oh looks like my post has triggered some carbtards. Yes, all carbs turn into sugar into the body so eating fruits or candies is literally the same. And no, fibers dont make any differences, because we don't need them.
>But muh vitamins and minerals
Fruits have none nowadays, they're just sugary empty calories. Candies.
based. while we're at it better point out to the muh raw honey gays that your body sees literally zero difference between sugar from honey and sugar from sweets and candies.
Post body (you won't)
bananas have 100kcal and 13g sugar per 100g
skittles has 400kcal and 90g sugar per 100g
shut the frick up, you absolute mongs are moronic
I love putting frozen bananas in my protein shakes.
>I love putting frozen bananas in my protein shakes
I was reading that expecting degeneracy at the end. I need to leave this place.
Moxyte, IST's very own lolcow
WHO THE FRICK IS MOXYTE
A redditor that posts on vegan subreddits about how eating meat is evil
Xe also has a subreddit trying to make fun of keto people because keto ppl eat a lot of meat which pissed xer off tremendously
It's kind of sad how vegans try to push their lifestyle on everyone else tbh
Literally the same
Fruit is natural candy with bioavailable vitamins
Not so natural. We human have shaped most of our current fruits through selective breading. We still do it. Try some Cotton Candy grapes to learn what future generations will think of as "natural" fruits.
Only if you've already convinced yourself that any sugar is universally evil. Most fruit has low caloric density, is high in fiber, and is rich in phytonutrients.
Meds, fatty
imagine the level of consciousness you have to have to make this post. you are doomed.
This shits incredible. I eat less lollies and chocolate and chips and cake combined than in the pic in 12 months. Junk food addicts have lost their damn minds.
Sugar alone is more harmful than anything in candies. Plus, apples are full of pesticides. They're actually worse than candies.
>Sugar is harmful
Did I wake up in an alternate reality today or what?
>Raises blood pressure
>Inflammatory
>Makes you gain Wright
>Gives you diabetes
>Gives you fatty liver
>Decreases good cholesterol
>Increases heart disease
>Gives you acne
>Gives you depression
>Causes glycation and skin aging
>Causes cellular aging
Sugar is bad for you.
>source: my butthole
I'm no vegan since the majority of my calories are derived from animal products (>1300kcal from milk/cheese, with another 400-800 from eggs/red meat/chicken depending on the day), but this shit is just silly.
>milk bad because muh sugar
>fruit bad because muh sugar
>honey bad because muh sugar
No thanks bro, if these things are good enough for the strongest and healthiest individuals on the planet, then they're good enough for me
Weird how fruit does the opposite of all that
Thinks fructose and refined sugar is the same
I eat blueberries and strawberries every day on keto
>limiting yourself to a paltry two fruits and tiny amounts
Oof
i can eat a lot more than that and have ketones if im going to workout or just worked out
>if im going to workout or just worked out
Imagine having to work out to eat a berry. Seems unreasonable when you could just track your macros like a normal person and not put your body into emergency energy mode and tiny amounts of real natural foods can set it off
i dont have to workout nor do i have to eat fruit. i do it when i like
>real natural foods
none of the fruit you eat is natural. you are completely deluded
>
weak vegan strawman attempts
I accept your concession
there was no concession. most cattle dont like look that. all your fruits are genetic freaks
Ultimate crunch of a royal gala apple, distinctive flavour of a guava fruit, and the unparralleled convenience of a banana.
More like the ultimate crunch of cum and dick and shit and balls and penis and vomit and blood and pus. Distinctive grossness of a pimple and the unparalleled shit of an butthole.
apples, taste delicious, easy to eat wherever you are, and easy to transport (won't get fricked if you put it in your bag, like a banana).
Blackberries and strawberries are the best
>pineapple
>kiwi
>green mango with lime, salt, and tajin
all good as well
I'm not "keto" but eating anymore than a small amount of fruit always makes me feel like shit.
Go to a doctor
I dont care about it being shit tier.
Raw gras fed beef liver tastes like fruit. I use it in my plant free fruit salad.
Every winter I devour entire packs of oranges. I am unsure why. It's not for health reasons, nothing to do with catching a cold and vitamins, it's just comfy.
I feel like oranges, apples and bananas are the holy trinity of boring yet perfect fruit. There's nothing exciting about them. We get them year round because of the advantages of modernity. They just work.
Thanks for making this post. I just looked ahead from my laptop and realised the fruit basket in the living room is decently stocked. I'm going to have a bowl of yogurt for protein with a bunch of oranges, bananas and apples sliced in. Will have it again in the morning when I return from the gym. Thank you anon.
I will show my non whiteness with this but these are based:
persimmon
prickly pear
If I absolutely had to choose it would be the peach. Nothing beats a fresh peach.
ripe peaches
boomers, genx and zoomers keep seething
I kneel
Tomatoes mog all other fruit.
Tomatoes are a good source of
>Vitamin C
>Vitamin K
>Potassium
>Folate
>Lycopene
>Beta Carotene
They help protect against:
>Heart disease
>Skin aging
>Inflammation
>High blood pressure
>Cancer
Other benefits:
>Improves your sandwich
>Makes pizza and spaghetti possible
>Makes ketchup for your fries
>Cures your hangover
>95% water
>It's not a fruit though!
Wrong. It is botanically a fruit.