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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    2GOMAD/10

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >imagine riding into battle on right's back and taking home left to keep as a sex slave

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the bath tickling them or are they just moronic?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a jacuzzi, they're farting.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    BIGGER!

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My gf, she's a good girl

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >some prostitute at an edm concert
      lmao

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        We like the music and the people

        >plastic tiddies

        No thanks anon

        They're real

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >We like the music and the people
          Hahahahahaha

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You like the drugs.

            No we gave up that stuff after our kid was born

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ugly b***h has seen miles of dick
              SAD!

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wall status: hit.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Has a family, a child, and an active social life but some guy on an anonymous fitness board called her old so who is the real winner here

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Happy for the guy, but he can do better. Make the wife eat more and exercise. She looks like a fricking vegan influencer.

                Given she has a 3-5 yo kid, she's what, like 30 max? Maybe 40? Point is, years of presumably booze and drugs have caught up to her, and she looks 10-20 years older than she has to be.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Damn you tell her man very nice she is absolutely SEETHING right now i bet

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Post body, you won't

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I’d say the anonymous fitness board guy. At least he’s free to do what he wants.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes good goy don't have kids just sit here and post yes good

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Happy for the guy, but he can do better. Make the wife eat more and exercise. She looks like a fricking vegan influencer.

                Given she has a 3-5 yo kid, she's what, like 30 max? Maybe 40? Point is, years of presumably booze and drugs have caught up to her, and she looks 10-20 years older than she has to be.

                I’d say the anonymous fitness board guy. At least he’s free to do what he wants.

                On one hand guy has a kid so he's not a genetic dead-end like most posters ITT

                On the other hand he's stupid enough to post his kid on ISTs for pedo to jerk off to which is moronic

                It's a draw errybody moronic itt

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              U T A H
              T
              A
              H

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              good goin man

              Ugly b***h has seen miles of dick
              SAD!

              Wall status: hit.

              Have sex, touch grass, dial 8.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You like the drugs.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >plastic tiddies

      No thanks anon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      that’s a really good tummy
      happy for you if you’re not stealing someone’s identity as usual.
      my own kid’s almost six now, how do you manage to still attend festivals?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        We don't go nearly as much as we used to, but my younger sister can watch the kid if we plan it far enough in advance, my daughter loves spending the night at her place

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boys, my girlfriend kind of has this phenotype, but not quite as extreme. She's 5'8 or so, 170 lbs and actively trying to lose weight. Really not very muscular, just does regular cardio daily. She just has that fridge type of body. Will that ever go away if she gets in shape? I'm imagining even if she gets down to something extreme like 140 lbs, she'll still have the proportions.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's really important is how YOU rate her

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    M O G G E D
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  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    snu snu?

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does she play football? My Florida Gators need lineman

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You won a game I didn't even know I could play

      No, they need donors to their booster club but the City of Gainesville rekt the local economy so there are no rich Gator fans that can attend the home games.
      >T. Gator fan that grew up in Gainesville, graduated from UF and moved to Michigan for a better life

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on how much they are gonna pay

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    10/10, time to sire some strong offspring

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thick, solid, tight!

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    BUILT FOR SSC

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    shes a big girl/10

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would be hot if her breasts were way bigger. They are pretty big already, but giant chicks with giant breasts that can smother you are hot as frick.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's very hot but those gums are a huge turn off. pass.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that face
    >OOMPA LOOMPA DOOPITY DOO

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

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