Real talk. I want a steroid that has
>doesnt nuke my dick
>doesnt give me breasts
>doesnt cost a fortune
>doesnt frick my hairline
>doesnt swell my liver
>doesnt give me heart disease
This is not unreasonable. This is my birthrite. IST, I am calling on your powers
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>doesnt nuke my dick
Only like 2 of them have that as possible side effect and its rare.
>doesnt give me breasts
When you inject testosterone or testosterone based steroids your body produces more estrogen, hence why you take AI pills. Aromatose inhibitors. No way around that one unless you're using babby dosages.
>doesnt cost a fortune
Most roids are dirt cheap
>doesnt frick my hairline
Eh, more genetics than anything tbh. Some do exacerbate it.
>doesnt swell my liver
Literally any injectable that isnt methylated will have almost zero impact on your livers. Orals will do that because they need to be methylated to even work.
>doesnt give me heart disease
C A R D I O
>Aromatose inhibitors.
I may as well be a troony at that point. A roidtroony.
You don't understand me. I don't want to be a roidtroony. I want my BIRTHRITE that was stolen by microplastics and birth control in the water.
>steroids are okay
>but AI is roidtroony shit because it just is OKAY.
It's about the philosophy behind it.
I'm not trying to get swole and sidestep the estrogen pill. I'm trying to reclaim the masculinity I deserve.
I dont want to inhibit anymore. I want to grow
You claim your environment is doing you wrong and stealing your potential yet you will not consider leaving your environment.
You are weak.
Well plastics are everywhere and going innawoods is kinda gay.
I enjoy quick and easy access to shit.
Enjoy growing b***h breasts then.
so you want to be a roidshitter without the negative perks? having your cake and eating it too?
the only thing more disgusting than a typical roidshitter is a coward roidshitter that wants the benefits of the natty life with the roided phisique
Being jacked was never a birthright and plastic can't take it from you. It's simply what happens when you lift. Just lift.
get outta here with your sensible facts, you're ruining the narrative.
>take AI pills
Lmao like a literal troony.
>Most roids are dirt cheap
Maybe test, dbol and deca yes, but anything like oxa will run you a fair bit of money. And with underground shit you don't have the guarantee of it being either clean or the right dose. It's always a coin toss. And pharma costs a lot more.
>more genetics than anything
kek
>C A R D I O
Won't save you from heart disorders caused by gear, you'll maybe delay it. If you pin a lot of test, you run a high risk of heart disease.
Mind you that every negative gets exacerbated by a sedentary lifestyle and normie diet, so roids will make you croak faster if you just want to look like a swole office rat lmao.
>babby dosages
Is that 50-150 mg?
Why is estrogen a pill but test is an injection
Easier to manufacture and store.
its also easier to administer
it still has adverse effects on the liver
fellow infertile dude trying to spread his aids i see.
Testosterone
Go nuts
>doesnt give me breasts
>doesnt frick my hairline
>doesnt give me heart disease
>Testosterone
LOL
LMAO even
boron
Why not just lift and be happy?
do u like huey lewis and the news?
steroids cant fix you being 1/4 aryan 3/4 b***h
Do your own research Black person. All the information about steroids and how to use them properly is easily accessible if you're not moronic.
I am a bit autistic tho how do I network to get them
Go to mexico/thailand
IRL networking takes time, you best bet is to search around. Source talk isn't allowed on IST, but there are plenty of source talk and source review forums, a lot of them publish lab test results too.
People do make fake sites to imitate legit sources, so generally don't trust normal websites, it'll be a secure email and you'll pay with Bitcoin.
deep web markets are also insanely easy to navigate
if there was a cheap magic pill that made you muscular without any downsides, then everyone would be taking it
use the golden era stack... like 500 mg test a week and 3 dbols a day (30 mg I think).
Actually it's about 100 mg of test a week and 15 mg of dbol a day.
Arnold is such a shill and liar, in fact he was notorious in his body-building career for lying about his diet training and dosages to his 'friends' and giving them shit advice that he never did. He was actually running closer to 750 test 1g primo 100mg dbol a day. You have to be brain-dead moronic to think he was running 100mg test and 15mg dbol 100mg test is frick all and 15 of dbol won't do jack shit either
It's pretty much confirmed... The golden era stack was about 100 mg of test a week and about 15 mg of dbol a day.
Watch the video.
To add, in the video I linked, Frank Zane even wrote a cryptic poem about the stack.
This just proves that Zane was using a lot of tren at the time
Nothing you say can convince me otherwise
Nobody is building those physiques on 100mg of test and 15mg of dbol, you moronic fricking donkey. If Derek claims it does, he's an even bigger moron than you kek.
Explain Zane's poem, Black person. Derek goes into it for 45 minutes.
You really think steroids are the only things that make a champion body builder a success?
>Zane's poem
Oh my... people would... t-they would... oh my god, no... p-people... this can't b-be... people would just make shit up????
Kek, here's your free explanation, moron.
>Derek
You mean the same liar that claimed he built his physique on SARMs and a test base back when he tried to sell SARMs to kids on his PUA/incel website back in the day?
Yeah thought so.
>You really think steroids are the only things that make a champion body builder a success?
Nobody's making this point, you fricking donkey.
You're just sour that a few people could obtain god-like physiques with "just some" dbol and test.
>this is not physically possible
>"Y-YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!!!"
Yeah I guess that's the end of the argument, I accept your concession, monkey.
If blasting steroids was all it took, everyone would look like a Mr. Olympian.
Nobody is making that point, you monkey kek.
>Nobody is making that point, you monkey kek.
>yeah bro I just pinned like 100mg of test a week and popped some dbols
He made that point
>If blasting steroids was all it took
what do you think does it take?
>yeah bro I just pinned like 100mg of test a week and popped some dbols
They had new shit in his era. Even Arnold looked more shredded in his comeback (1980) because of trenbolone.
The golden era WAS NOT the 80s.
Pic rel was in 1969. That's not the result of 100mg of test and a few dbols.
Why do you say that?
Closest comparable physique to prime arnold is CBum and he's running grams of shit a week during contest prep.
Yeah, and he is leaner than golden era physiques.
>yeah bro I had to go from 100mg of test e a week to 700mg of tren, 300mg of primo, 100mg of var and a bunch of deca to go from 8% bodyfat to 6% bodyfat
Response is non-linear. So, yes.
Nobody is making that point, you're just constructing a strawman. The whole point is that golden era guys were pathological liars when it came to roid usage and dosages.
100mg of test is a TRT dose. Show me a man on TRT, any guy on the planet, that is on 100mg of test and achieved a similar physique.
>you won't
You are proving my exact point. It's not all about the steroids.
Bodybuilding isn't some contest about who dares to inject or swallow the most chemicals.
The trope that golden era guys were all pathological liars sounds like jealous cope that Arnold and a few others broke into stardom and looked better than what freaks looked like from 80s and on.
>le hard work
You're not building an olympia physique on 100mg of test.
Sorry to burst your bubble bro.
Should've told me from the start that you had no point and are still delusional.
3 Deca to 1 Test
Trust me bro
ED pills
Finasteride
Steal some antibirth pills and drop one per week for 4 months on rest days
Be anger all the time (shave you ass, new ingrown hairs itching help)
Vitamin d
>Blud wants to be Toguro
Anavar would be the best choice, medically speaking, if you refuse straight up testosterone
What is the downside of var? It doesn't aromatise, it's a nearly pure anabolic, low toxicity, don't have to pin. Why do people choose other roids?
>t. natty
It's called lifting, try it.