realistically, could you 1v1 a gorilla and come out alive as your physique is currently standing?

realistically, could you 1v1 a gorilla and come out alive as your physique is currently standing?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes, i pack a .44 in my pants.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      with your bare hands that is

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fighting monke
    >not joining him

    ngmi

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gorilla
      >monkey
      dimwit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based and monke pilled

      >gorilla
      >monkey
      dimwit

      cringe and sience pilled

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cringe and sience pilled
        pills are science whether you like it or not

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There has never been born a human being who could 1v1 a healthy adult male gorilla in unarmed combat. There likely never will.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tarzan has done it.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I can pick up and use rocks/branches and get the drop on the gorilla then maybe, do those guys have enough ROM to reach behind them and stop me from choking them out? if no then I could do it, if yes then I'm boned.
    If its a cage fight then I'm fucked lol.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh they could absolute reach behind them enough to rip your arms off.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only person who could do that is mike tyson. I can't think of anyone else. Now for chimps, any regular MMA or boxer can fuck em up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >5'9 king of manlet type boxer (not even best ever) would do anything whatsoever to an adult male gorilla
      lolmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would put more money on Muhammad Ali or sugar ray or Dempsey or honestly any other heavy weight belt holder

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I had a spear or some kind of long bladed weapon maybe. If I had a large caliber rifle yes. Hand to hand, I would just hope I could get a lucky hit and KO it but I’d probably loose.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bet aleksandr Karelin could bear one, unironically, I think it’s be a close fight, but this fucker could wrestle a bear and with

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If it's in an open plain, most humans could, assuming we don't [email protected] from the gorilla, simply run away, and become uncatchable.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only recorded fight between a human and a gorilla ended with the gorilla lifting the person above the ground and ripping the humans head off with their bare hands. Hand to hand no one on earth is winning against that and its retarded to pretend otherwise

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I couldn't 1v1 a gorilla but I look like enough of a monkey that I could try and scare it off.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if a tall and fast enough submission grappler could get a gorilla in a choke hold.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even if they could I don't think they could choke them

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