Realistically how many calories are in this pizza?

Realistically how many calories are in this pizza?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whats it's diameter 10 inch? I'd guess 1300-1400

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      16"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably 2000-2200 then

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        2000 at least. A normal pizza is around 800-1000 depending on the toppings.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    how much caloris is in papa jon medium pep bacon za dipped in garlic butter

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    a 16" pizza is well over 3000

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    300kcal per slice

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't a slice like already 400+ calories

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >make one cut across the pizza, making only 2 slices
      >800 calorie pizza
      >fats btfo

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can cut the calories in half by not eating the bread

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    doesn't matter, just remove the toxic carb-filled base and eat the nutrient filled cheese and you can't gain weight (weight gain is caused by insulin, not calories)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Then melt an entire stick of butter over the top. Fat makes you thin.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I usually eat eight or nine sticks of butter whenever I gain a kilo and it makes me feel better. your body feels better when its losing weight.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          based
          I don't even drink water anymore (it actually dehydrates you), I eat butter instead as everyone should

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the dough doesn't have the basedbean oil homie

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        nvm it's all fricked

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick I want some

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'd eat a slice or two with my 24 eggs

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    everything is HRT until proven otherwise

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    where is the topping? why ruin the pizza with no topping? is this an american thing? I thought food was your expertise?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly some of the better pizzas I had were plain. I find I don't really appreciate the cheese or sauce as much when pepperoni is so loud. The cheese and sauce just wind up blending into the background and most of what I wind up tasting is toppings and a vegetable oil in the bread.
      Frick with some sbarro.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    about tree fiddy

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you have to ask it's too many.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    looking like an easy 3000

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I though those who want to gain muscle mass should not eat shit like pizza and the like

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