Realistically speaking, how do I age like this 75 year old man?

Realistically speaking, how do I age like this 75 year old man?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    plastic surgery and wear makeup

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks brah. I’m 65 and I hope to look that good in 10 years

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frog
    genes

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Avoid steroids. They will destroy your organs and youth.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Avoid sugar, limit alcohol, limit sun exposure, exercise, eat well, sleep well, drink tons of water, moisturize

    Develop a frame of mind where you are literally impervious to stress and nothing negative ever affects you

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cardio by running from dinos.
    OHP small child up a fence.
    Dips down a tree.
    Pull ups on same tree.
    Maybe some curls for the girls.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make enough money in your youth to where you can frick off to your own private farmland paradise, living a stress free life in nature. Simple

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How to age gracefully with this one weird old tip!

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    squatz ohp bench and deadlifts 😀

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    have good genetics, never go outside in the sun, never have stress because you have essentially unlimited money in the bank, sleep great because you have to stress, have access to top skin care and plastic surgons/botox/fillers

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      loser

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's answering the question you god damn moron

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can realistically be healthy and physically pretty good at 75 if you avoid injury and stay active. Aim for that rather than worry about the cosmetic stuff at 75.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Limit yourself to one ping only,

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Realistically speaking, how do I age like this 75 year old man?
    Why would you want to? There is no point in looking good at 75 years old as a man. Your sex drive would be molasses. It's probably better to just go on TRT after 50 and look like shit but at least you'll have the sex drive of someone 20-30 years younger and can at least enjoy masturbation.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This motherfricker has such an annoying face. I saw him in peaky blinders and everytime he was on screen, I wanted to punch his face.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was absolutely superb in "In the Mouth of Madness". If he was bad in that show it's probably the script and direction to blame.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No no, he was not bad at all in the show. Infact, he was great. But he just has such an annoying face that I want to beat him up everytime I see his face

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never get to the point, like most people do, of letting yourself go. How rare is a fit guy in his 60s? People hit 40 and it's like, frick-it. Right at the time when you start losing bone density. You see these glass-houses shuffling around in their 70s, in pain and afraid to fall. The obese ones die in their 60s. Then watch the videos of guys in their 80s doing pull-ups and looking good.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      On a side note - now with the Boomers pushing 80 there will be medical breakthroughs that will push the life expectancy for younger generations up to close to 100. If you stay fit and healthy, expect to live to 100, and plan accordingly.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    im shotting myself when im 55 years old anyways

    Humans werent made to grow old and society definitely looks down upon old people

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