>Realize my ass smells like literal shit in the middle of a workout, gym full of people
>Realize my ass smells like literal shit in the middle of a workout, gym full of people
>Realize my ass smells like literal shit in the middle of a workout, gym full of people
let me guess, after taking a shit and having feces smear all over your ass you think it's good enough to just clean it off with some pieces of paper
frickin savage
it’s what i do in the bathroom for my hands, not sure why that’s not good enough for you
No I think I sharted before the gym
oh
and you didn't realize? didn't go home and shower?
terrible
>The paper doesn't come up clean every time
Seriously, wtf is wrong with Americans?
The average persons diet is pretty bad it's not surprising there's a mess down there, it also takes forever for them to push out apparently. I'm suprised everyone's anus isn't prolapsed.
OP's not American, Americans that work out aren't that stupid.OP is 100% a turd worlder.
>bidet thread
why can’t Americans use the bidet?!?
you can buy a tushy off Amazon for like 50 bucks and install it in 5 minutes, american no longer have an excuse for not using a bidet
I'm canadian and can't go back to the dry wipe, it's disgusting
I have to use disgusting public bathrooms sometimes so it’s better not to get too many luxuries at home
Besides you want a real one separate from the shitter
>Besides you want a real one separate from the shitter
why though? that means I'd have to waddle over to a different location with a shitty ass, why not just spray my ass while I'm sitting on the can, direct and easy.
so what, Canada's off the "needs to squirt water up its ass" list now that you made a $50 amazon purchase?
Canadian gyms are disgusting. There are so many halal smells in there.
same in american college towns. Let's just say you feel your sinuses enriching before your culture at large
Carry wet wipes around in your bag when you're out in public. Works at home too in the absence of a bidet.
>Carry wet wipes around in your bag
I'm not a woman with a purse
Your gym bad is just as gay looking
You own a briefcase or an actual backpack, moron?
you can't flush wet wipes can you?
Of course not! The proper way to clean your ass is with a womans tongue.
shave your butthole
use wet TP
>inb4thirdworldBlack folksayto squirt your ass with a water gun
>not washing your ass
ngmi
Use an enema every morning before praying to mecca like euroids do.
Some dudes smell like rancid cum
Others like skunks
Some smelly woman make I fell my heart beating on my dick, but not all
Some smell like amonia or pills
>Some dudes smell like rancid cum
I was like 22 when I found out that if you jack off you'll smell like cum until you shower. then I remembered all the times I went out in public, to class, to work, etc right after nutting and felt horrified
Not true.
100% true, gaylord.
That's something low IQ'd T*itter women made up to gaslight guys. Unless you're cumming all over yourself and not washing up, there is not a single physiological item of proof to backup your asinine claim.
Is this also true if you just goon and don't cum? Asking for me mate
>There's this greasy hair sperg that goes to my gym
>Literally reeks of piss and cum every single time
Can he not smell? Is he just so used to the smell of piss and cum that he doesn't notice it? Some days it's stronger than others
you also have a certain smell that you can't perceive anon
everyone can smell it but you
>go to my car and get the protein shaker bottle that's been sitting in there, full, for two months in the hot sun
>run in the gym
>shake it up, uncap it and throw it into the weight room
>run out
Am I the only one that showers after taking a shit?
The only civilized way to do it
I usually use alternating TP and wet flushable wipes if I don't have time for a shower
I also eat a lot of veggies (chickpeas, bell pepper, chia seeds, etc) so I can't remember the last time I had to wipe any more than 2-3 times.
I use a tushy and wash my ass out even give myself a bit of an enema and flush out my ass
>this guy showers 5 times a day minimum
Shiggy diggy
i buy the cheapest scented baby wipes from walmart, its honestly a game changer
>that picture
Grim. Why does he look so old?
Better than smelling like a halal guy
Once I had been drinking for about five days straight without showering, woke up, farted and went back to the store to buy more beer. I only realized like two hours later that the behind of my white pants was completely covered in liquid shit from the shart and everyone could see. They probably assumed that I'm some filthy alcoholic hobo who just goes around with shit in his pants smelling like shit and sweat even though I'm not at all like that.
so americans spread the trend of eating ass but they dont even use bidets
so girls there just rim the tiny shit particles from each other's ass and enjoy it?