RECIPE PLZ

OK

>Classic fried
meh
>Scrambled
meh
>Omelette
meh
>Hard/soft boiled
meh

How tf do you cook that shit so it's actually taste good?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    add 500 grams of not being a pussy. be glad you have food, most people go to bed each day with hunger.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    sunny side up

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >egg
    >hashbrown
    >diced pepper
    >some spice

    scramble all that in a pan, ezpz

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why would you eat this shit when you can eat beef now with the prices so fricking high. Whole idea of eggs and shit was cause they were really cheap, now they're the price of a sirloin

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Whole idea of eggs is that they're about the most optimal thing you can eat.
      And they taste great.

      Just scramble it and add cheese.

      Cheese does not go on scrambled eggs.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fry them in a cast iron pan with some olive oil and seasoning. Let some cheese melt on them and you've got something pretty tasty. The cast iron is vital though because they taste like wet dog if you use teflon.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >scrambled eggs
    >sausage
    >bacon
    >hash browns
    >cheese
    Wrap in a large tortilla

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Mix eggs, paprika and salt in a bowl
    >Make that into an omelet and add salsa, cheese and steak

    It's really not complicated to make a delicious omelet and there are a lot of variations you can try.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >scrambled
    >meh
    Butter, low heat and some white pepper, salt on plate.
    If its still meh, you're a homosexual plain and simple.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just scramble it and add cheese.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you have a terrible taste OP and I dislike you for it

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Raw
    >

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the trick is to scramble stuff into it, to add enough butter and salt, and to rotate different spices. personally i mostly add lentils for texture, but you can just go with some veggies if you dont want the extra carbs (or i guess minced meat if you think veggies are evil)

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Make shakshuka, put the eggs you want if you are cutting or bulking. IS THE BEST FRICKING RECIPE FOR EGGS

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      shakshuka and it's regional variants are amazing but a bit too intense for the average fitizen that can't season their eggs correctly.

      https://i.imgur.com/WQVLvuh.jpg

      OK

      >Classic fried
      meh
      >Scrambled
      meh
      >Omelette
      meh
      >Hard/soft boiled
      meh

      How tf do you cook that shit so it's actually taste good?

      Real answer OP is to take butter and dice it before scrambling and then scramble the eggs with butter. Also cook them low and slow while stirring.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Add bacon

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    1. fry mushrooms in butter
    2. add eggs
    3. salt and peper to taste
    4. put on the plate, mix in herbs like arugulo, or anything you have at hand
    5. pour yourself a glass of full-fat milk, chilled
    6.Enjoy

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    sprinkle some salt on it you fricking moron

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    if your scrambled eggs are meh guaranteed you're overcooking them like a Black person

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >add chicken boullion
    >add a bit of starch
    >top with chili oil
    Prepare yourselves for flavortown, anons

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sunny side up egg on rice, cook both with butter. Cover with teriyaki.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Some onions and bell peppers, plus seasoning
    Steak seasoning is okay

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