RED PILL ME ON THE CARNIVORES

ARE THEY ALL FRICKIGN INSANE?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ye i'm thinkin based

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Paul is unironically a genius but the dude looks insane.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fake doctor ("MD" is the title for a supplement company's certification program)
      >even has supplements in the background
      And you idiots still fall for every single one of these grifters.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        literal moron, he is an actual medical doctor that then went on to become a psychiatrist

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He is a board certified psychiatrist

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          So what does that have to do with actual doctors?
          Its like a programmer calling themselves 'engineers'.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dude who cares about the randle cycle just eat a ton of fat and carbs together, add in some protein to help make advanced glycation end products

      Is this guy moronic?

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >le ron swanson bacon strips
    yes they are insane and cringe. meat-only eaters make eating meat their entire personality. it's also unsustainable and generally bad for your body in the longterm. Just be normal.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's also unsustainable and generally bad for your body in the longterm. Just be normal.

      VEGANS UNIRONICALLY BELIEVE THIS

      THIS IS YOUR MIND ON NEW WORLD ORDER PROPGANDA

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go into nature and try eating any of the vegetables from there. Better yet, go eat a wild carrot.

    And tell me how you feel, if you're make it alive from shitting your guts out with blood.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prime example of keto IQ we have here

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice lack of argument, you mentally defficient subhuman. I'm not keto, vegan or any of your new world idiotic trends. Like this guy said

        >le ron swanson bacon strips
        yes they are insane and cringe. meat-only eaters make eating meat their entire personality. it's also unsustainable and generally bad for your body in the longterm. Just be normal.

        if you make it into your personality then you are a moron.

        I come from a country that eats both meat and vegetables. You're just a gay homosexual, that has been spamming the same shit for a year now, if not more. I hope you drop dead soon.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Paragraphs of nothing but low IQ keto whispers, trying to hide the fact that he's a ketolard redditor. Every time you go into ketosis you lose 5iq. That's a well known fact. Congrats on falling for a grift, ketolard.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I literally said that I'm not on any keto, you trash vermin. It's like talking to a Black person.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              We know it's you ketoBlack person

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mentally ill moron.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Says Moxyte, the founder of r/ketoduped. Next you'll say "not your plebbitor boyfriend, schizo".

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paul isn't carnivore he's just a dumb schizo.

    Picrel is him and then him like 3 years later after he started eating half a kilo of sugar a day lmfao. He claimed he had electrolyte issues on zero-carb but he also ate shittons of organs which are toxic when you eat them nonstop like that.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not mentioning the 3 hours of surfing every single day

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah that too, i heard the salt water could be why his wrinkles are so bad.

        https://i.imgur.com/NRKa05F.jpg

        >Paul isn't carnivore he's just a dumb schizo.

        I LOVE THIS SCHIZO THEN.

        I BEEN DOING HIS SHIT FOR ONE MONTH AND HAVE NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY LIFE.

        FRICK OPINIONS FRICK STUDIES FRICK IT ALL. I ACTUALLY FEEL GREAT SO COPE

        did you try actual carnivore at least? Heard tons of people say they got into it because of Paul, still felt like shit, then did real carni and finally had results. You'd probably feel even better doing 0carb.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >did you try actual carnivore at least?

          YES TRIED IT FOR A MONTH BECAUSE OF SHAWN M BAKER JUST TO FRICK AROUND.

          JUST MEAT AND WATER FOR A MONTH SHIT GOT ME WEAK AS FRICK.

          THEN I TRIED PAUL'S MEAT FRUIT HONEY AND FEEL AMAZING.

          LIKE BETTER THAN ANYTHING ELSE I HAVE DONE

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Paul isn't carnivore he's just a dumb schizo.

      I LOVE THIS SCHIZO THEN.

      I BEEN DOING HIS SHIT FOR ONE MONTH AND HAVE NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY LIFE.

      FRICK OPINIONS FRICK STUDIES FRICK IT ALL. I ACTUALLY FEEL GREAT SO COPE

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    To hijack this thread slightly:

    What are foods that EVERYONE agrees is unhealthy?

    For example, does anyone suggest fried foods, or donuts, are healthy? From this, we can at least decide what not to eat for health.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >agrees is unhealthy?
      any processed food is unhealthy. processed ingredients alone (seed oils, white flour) are at best seen as neutral

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >processed ingredients alone (seed oils, white flour) are at best seen as neutral

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      IT DEPENDS, HOW IT IS MADE AND THE SOURCE.

      IF THE DONUTS ARE MADE IN BUTTER, WITH FERMENTED BREAD AND HONEY. IT WOULD BE GOOD FOR YOU.

      LOOK EVERYTHING IN NATURE IS IN CONSTANT COMPETETION FOR FRICKING SURVIVAL.

      THIS IS A FACT.

      SO ANIMALS USE FANGS AND CLAWS AS DEFENSE. PLANTS USE POSIONS.

      THIS IS A FACT.

      SOMETHING ELSE HAS TO DIE IN ORDER FOR SOMETHING ELSE TO LIVE, EXCEPT HONEY, FRUITS TREE SAP. THESE WOULD BE THE LEAST TOXIC THINGS IN NATURE.

      THIS IS ALL FACTS...

      SO PAUL IS RIGHT, MEAT HONEY AND FRUITS. EVERYTHING ELSE IS BULLSHIT

      DON'T FALL FOR THE SPINACH MEME SOME homie TRYING TO SCAM YOU INTO BUYING A FING LEAVE TOP KEK

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        no, butter would burn too easily, better to fry your sourdough donuts in beef tallow

        but yes to the rest

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/SylkKh1.jpg

          IT DEPENDS, HOW IT IS MADE AND THE SOURCE.

          IF THE DONUTS ARE MADE IN BUTTER, WITH FERMENTED BREAD AND HONEY. IT WOULD BE GOOD FOR YOU.

          LOOK EVERYTHING IN NATURE IS IN CONSTANT COMPETETION FOR FRICKING SURVIVAL.

          THIS IS A FACT.

          SO ANIMALS USE FANGS AND CLAWS AS DEFENSE. PLANTS USE POSIONS.

          THIS IS A FACT.

          SOMETHING ELSE HAS TO DIE IN ORDER FOR SOMETHING ELSE TO LIVE, EXCEPT HONEY, FRUITS TREE SAP. THESE WOULD BE THE LEAST TOXIC THINGS IN NATURE.

          THIS IS ALL FACTS...

          SO PAUL IS RIGHT, MEAT HONEY AND FRUITS. EVERYTHING ELSE IS BULLSHIT

          DON'T FALL FOR THE SPINACH MEME SOME homie TRYING TO SCAM YOU INTO BUYING A FING LEAVE TOP KEK

          butter is unhealthy

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            This. Eat margarine instead.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >margarine

              HOW THE FRICK COULD THIS BE HEALTHY, VEGETABLE OILS........... THAT IS LIKE THE MOST UNNATURAL SHIT ON THE PLANET.. THIS IS LIKE COOKING WITH HIGHLY PROCESSED GRASS JUICE FROM YOUR YARD OR SOMETHING. THIS IS THE BULLSHIT THAT IS KILLING PEOPLE.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          butter is unhealthy

          >
          IF THE DONUTS ARE MADE IN BUTTER, WITH FERMENTED BREAD AND HONEY. IT WOULD BE GOOD FOR YOU
          wrong, it would give you diabetes and be slightly better than a normal donut but not much

          BUTTER IS HEALTHY LIKE FRICKING 10 TIMES BETTER TO COOK WITH THAN SEED OILS FFS

          SEEDS ARE THE PART OF THE PLANT THAT DO NOT WANT TO BE FRICKING EATEN YOU FRICKING MORONS

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >beef tallow

          YES, THIS BUTTER OR WATER WOULD BE THE ONLY THINGS ANYONES SHOULD COOK WITH THAT IS WHAT I AM SAYING.

          FAKE BUTTER AND SEED OILS ARE PRETTY MUCH FRICKING CANCER

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >
        IF THE DONUTS ARE MADE IN BUTTER, WITH FERMENTED BREAD AND HONEY. IT WOULD BE GOOD FOR YOU
        wrong, it would give you diabetes and be slightly better than a normal donut but not much

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        take your meds schizo, beans are healthy

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >beans are healthy

          BEANS ARE SEEDS.

          EAT ALL YOU WANT MOFO, I DON'T ACTUALLY GIVE TWO FRICKS ABOUT YOUR HEALTH. EVERYONE ELSE CAN TRY TO REMOVE THEM FROM YOUR DIET AND SEE IF YOU GET BETTER RESULTS.

          >MUH NAME CALLING.

          BRAH, I TOOK IT OUT AND FEEL FRICKING AMAZING. COPE

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah processed shit obviously. Where it gets interesting is when you realize that no animal in nature has to restrict or count calories, they just use hunger signals. Obviously processed foods are designed to hijack these mechanisms so a huge step is just cutting those out, but also, this means there IS some diet out there we can eat which should naturally balance us out like it does for every other animal that eats their most well-adapted diet.

      So then you look into it further, look at primate anatomy (that we evolved from), then notice differences between that and human anatomy. Notice how gorillas have a huge 3ft long organ that ferments fiber into saturated fat, and in modern humans this has shriveled up into the Appendix which does nothing. Pretty obvious that our "animal diet" is supposed to be extremely meat-centric, likely 100% carnivore, and that our saturated fat source has shifted from fiber to just eating it directly off animals. It makes complete logical sense, you can go look up papers on this like the expensive tissue hypothesis. This has been very well-known in anthropology forever and it's only in like the last 5 years people finally were like "oh yeah I wonder if the diet we evolved on for 5 million years is what we should still eat now."

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are no unhealthy foods. It's just genetics and overeating that fricks people up. Blaming carbs/red meat/sugar/seed oils/saturated fat/gluten/dairy/whatever is a cope.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Notice how most carnitards used to be vegans.

    They literally all have eating disorders (or technically the opposite, they are obsessed with dietry order)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same as the biggest roidtrannies used to be skinny homosexuals. There is no "norma" with those homosexuals, it's always some disorder traded for another.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      orthorexia

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nuking your other hormones with aromatase inhibitors in favor of test injections literally causes brain damage.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    but doesn't he guzzle honey or some shit?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah and honey is just bee milk so it counts as carnivore

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ive been making ground beef patties everyday and eating some pineapple / drinking milk and i feel pretty good idk. I wanted to eliminate seed oils from my diet so it seemed the simplest way to do it.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >is the same age
    >mogs him in body, hair and skin
    >is a v*gan

    based kevin

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice fatty that uses thousands of hair products just because he's afraid of balding kek

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        still mogs u

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          In what? Being a beta b***h with homosexual facial expression and hand gesturing of a shitalian? I don't need any of his moronic products, my hair is thick on its own.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He uses fin and min and ofc men should be afraid of balding, it’s the wall for men and destroys your looks

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    all low carb morons are lunatic grifters

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paul Saladino is not carnivore. He started eating carbs again because low carb tanked his free test and raised shbg

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      High shbg is good, and he tanked his test because he ate too much protein and not enough fat. You are really only supposed to eat a max of 1lb of meat a day, with lots of butter and cream. only a dipshit would eat 3 or 4 lbs of lean meat a day

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >High shbg is good
        It isn't. It binds up almost all of your free T.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nope. It binds up your DHT mostly and prevents T from converting to dht

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he ate too much protein and not enough fat
        people who eat balanced diet eat as much protein and even less fat.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >as much protein
          Wrong
          >less fat
          yes, they eat carbs, an energy source, that's my point. If he ate more fat and less protein he would not have the same issues.

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