REDpill me on GREEN tea
 Shopping Cart Returner Shirt $21.68 |
 UFOs Are A Psyop Shirt $21.68 |
Shopping Cart Returner Shirt $21.68 |
REDpill me on GREEN tea
REDpill me on GREEN tea
Shopping Cart Returner Shirt $21.68 |
UFOs Are A Psyop Shirt $21.68 |
Shopping Cart Returner Shirt $21.68 |
Tea is for homosexuals
Drink coffee.
real men drink coffee and smoke cigarettes and small amounts of meth
Coffee makes me pee and poop all day and I lose all my electrolytes
OH MY GAAAAAWD YAAAAAS QUEEN SLAAAAAAAAY LETS HIT UP THE STARBUCKS AND GET SOME MOCHACHINO FRAPPES!
Coffee is for low energy, subhuman drones
Drink water.
water is for trapped in physical form. ascend to unity with universe and leave consumption behind
Water dehydrates you, moron. It flushes away all the minerals in your body. You should mostly drink milk and fruit juices as they are actually absorbed by the body, and you won't be pissing nearly as much.
fruit juices is for fruits, bro
just drink diet soda
>muh covfefe
Literal mudwater with caffeine in it. But wagecucks gotta do what wagecucks gotta do I guess.
>Literal mudwater with caffeine in it
Compared to tea which is just leafwater with caffeine in it?
leafwater sounds better than mudwater
thanks for saving me redditman!
holy reddit post
Every beverage except for soda is for homosexuals.
>soda
Enjoy your diabetes
Real men drink pussy.
Cleaner caffeine buzz than coffee.
The green thai tea i buy for $4 every morning before my lifts works better in giving me energy and focus than any coffee or preworkout I've ever taken
What brand anon
green
It tastes good 🙂
Caffeine is terrible for you.
black tea is better.
It's green
It's tea
What more needs to be said?
>gwreen tee~
>cawfee
what do you homosexual losers even mean with this redpill shit?
You expect to be told some secret hidden knowledge about a cup of tea?
butthole
>optimally fluoridated water
Your body actually needs a small amount of fluoride, just like other minerals for optimal teeth and bone strength. That's why nature put it in the soil and water, and plants and animals take it up.
But the tea plant naturally hyper accumulates fluoride, and humans were never really meant to consume this plant, as it's more of a drug than a nutritious calorie providing food source.
When they say optimally fluoridated water, they mean optimal to prevent teeth problems with our modern sugary diet. But it's probably too high in general when eating a normal diet.
If you don't get any fluoride in your system you will be fine, as it's not required for the human body for survival or living to an old age, but your teeth and bones will be a little weaker.
>in the united states
not my problem
>not my problem
All tea plants are high in fluoride. Tea plants suck up fluoride from the soil more than any other plant. Doesn't matter what country.
how do you know it was the leaves and not the water
>use same water on different teas
>get different flouride readings
eurolel education, everyone
Everything you've heard about Greenteas "health benefits" is fake and gay.
However, it does...
1. Have a moderate amount of caffeine, good for focus
2. A great appetite suppressant (caffeine)
3. Is tasty. It's a great gateway to expand your palate beyond liking only sweet things.
Buy the premade stuff or the matcha packets from your local h-mart. Premade stuff ain't cheap but those tea bags are like 500 for 5$
Unlike coffee I can drink green tea all day while still getting the energizing effects of caffeine and still being able to sleep well.
Get a glass jug thing with a spout. Put 8 teabags in it. Leave it overnight. Then wake up to cold tea, no boiling required.
Oolong tea is the final redpill
https://gwern.net/review/tea
This seems like the thread to ask. Do those flavored premade teas from companies like Bigelow break a fast?