the issue of the modern times isn't >am i worthy of having kids? like it was in the past. the issue of now is >can i find a wife of good morals and virtue?
Those can sometimes be a bad thing, if he's just a beta provider and not an actual father figure to the kid and head of the family it doesn't mean shit. His physiognomy tells me no.
I could go into his house, beat the shit out of him and rape both his wife and kid he could do nothing to stop me. Which is why his cope is so moronic, obviously once you have children you'd need to be strong to protect them since they're easy pickings for predators.
>We live in a society
Do we? Just take a look around you and you will realize that this “society” is rotten, everyone is awful these days and they will lie in your face even if the true is obvious, they will catalog you as insane for stating some basic facts and walk all over you
>I’m not incel enough to stay on IST all day arguing about this shit bro
Alright bye. I WILL be taking this as victory btw. >you apparently care a lot about telling married dudes with kids what a mistake their life is and how much better you think you are then them online.
Never said I'm better than anyone.
I’m better than you if you think “winning” online arguments on IST is a badge of honor
Look at that physiognomy and be honest: This is the type of "man" who would watch a career criminal get goodified and then screech about abolishing the police. He exists entirely in the ivory tower of the intellectual, and the concept of physical consequences is completely alien to him. I'd be genuinely surprised if he ever actually fricked his wife at all.
i think he is a weak dude and his kid will be weak also i bet that nerdy frick sucks mean dick on the side like some Black person who sounds like that "meet me somewhere" motherfricker
wow its so great that an already weak and dysgenic man has procreated and will spend the rest of his life being even more broken down and pulverised into a nothing man by his wife who wishes she couldve settled for better
Those eyeglasses frames are the most horrendous thing I have seen my whole life
When you see a jacked guy in his mid 30's is because that man works even harder than someone younger to maintain that level of physique, a concept clearly unimaginable for this homosexual.
Dang this twittergay actually BTFO half of ISTizens.
If you don't have kids by that age, WHAT ARE YOU DOING. homosexuals like this are preserving the White race and you're not? Pathetic.
The frick are you on about the whole reason you exist is because humans are wired to frick and have kids. Your brain being fried by whatever shitty way you're living your life and stuff you're consuming is the problem which is completely besides this guy being an absolute homosexual. Man should want to have kids and be strong to protect them
>the whole reason you exist is because humans are wired to frick and have kids.
So what? By your logic, people who don't want kids shouldn't exist, but we do, so checkmate. I don't want brats around me. I only want to be strong and then die, leaving not a trace.
>By your logic, people who don't want kids shouldn't exist
Their hundreds of millions of year long line will end with them, we’re just saying they should speed up the process 35 or so years and kill themselves. They’re doing nothing but using precious oxygen and crowding the planet. They are objectively a net negative in the planet
And what's better about continuing lines just because they're old? Your own influence is meaningless after 10 generations. Unless you evaluate life on the basis of what people DO with their lives, all you are saying is that life is good because life makes more life and that's good because... uh? It's circular. Besides if you are worried about crowding the planet it makes even less sense to hate people for not having kids.
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I’m not incel enough to stay on IST all day arguing about this shit bro, you apparently care a lot about telling married dudes with kids what a mistake their life is and how much better you think you are then them online. I hope it brings you happiness late into your 60s. Keep on fighting the good internet fight. Im done working for the day im gunna go watch Lion King with my kids and take them outside to play, it’s nice here today. Have a good one, man
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>I’m not incel enough to stay on IST all day arguing about this shit bro
Alright bye. I WILL be taking this as victory btw. >you apparently care a lot about telling married dudes with kids what a mistake their life is and how much better you think you are then them online.
Never said I'm better than anyone.
I'm really not. I'm autistic. It would be, in my view, a crime for me to have kids anyway. Why should I inflict fatherhood on some poor children just so they can inflict it on others? Kids deserve a normal socially well adjusted father. Only those who would make good fathers should become fathers. You assume having kids is good because they will then have kids, but that's only good if there's an improvement over time. It's no good if it makes the lineage of mankind worse. You'd rather a crack addict with schizophrenia have kids just because kids = good. It's simplistic and mindless.
post the whole fricking thread you moronic ass fricking piece of DYEL shit. Stop posting shitty screenshots of headlines without the rest of the content and trying to bait with half a sentence.
Unless you lived like a slob in your late 20's and onwards, there's no meaningful difference in hormone levels until 40-50+. You just have less leeway for lifting like a moron and avoiding injuries.
It genuinely does drop when your wife is pregnant, I've experienced this recently. But it's mostly during the pregnancy and maybe first few months of birth and it's extremely negligible, not enough to justify this sort of cuckery
Your body probably knows when you are cumming in someone versus using your hand, but that's about it. If his argument was true, then fapping would be high test and having sex would be low test.
Nah, but you literally bath in each others fluids and the stimulation of another person triggers different hormones and chemicals. This done consistently does have an influence on the body, to what degree we don't really know yet. It's mostly positive, though.
Yeah, and at this point your most plentiful options for women are what's truly wretched. Imagine marrying and siring children with some post-wall wiener carousel dropout who needs money and the only thing she brings to the table is an increased risk for birth defects and autism.
Even though this is bait from yesterday, don't let the crabs pull you down Kings. I'm 43 with a successful job, marriage, and child. And I'm still jacked AF
Guys, the twinky b***hboi is making a solid point, rather similar to the solid point I thrust inside his estrogenated non-breeding hole last night, relishing his effeminate gasps as I rub back and forth along his chronically overstimulated G-spot hidden within the well-trodden folds of his prostate until he arches his back in release, a crude, but somewhat passable attempt to approximate lordosis.
I'm married and have 4 kids. I'm 35 (you're here forever you fricking zoomers, you'll see). Had some tests this year and I was at 650 ng/dl. Doing alright for now. It's sure to plummet in the next 10 years, but I'm hoping that going hard in the gym gets me to a level I can maintain well without muscle loss for a very long time. We'll see where I am after 50, and if it's dropped low I'm going to get test deficiency treatments but we'll see. None of the older generation men seem to have much of a problem with it so maybe I'll stay at a respectable level.
Yeah, and at this point your most plentiful options for women are what's truly wretched. Imagine marrying and siring children with some post-wall wiener carousel dropout who needs money and the only thing she brings to the table is an increased risk for birth defects and autism.
I am 34 with 3 kids. I wake up with a Boner almost every day
I don’t go keto but I limit my carbs since there’s carbs in almost everything else anyway. No bread. Whole grain pasta or tortillas. I eat primarily food I hunt or fish myself, this includes mostly venison, rabbit, walleye, Koho tuna, bass, pike, perch, squirrel, duck, geese, and pheasants. As well as 30% of my veggies I garden myself, more in summer.
I drink one glass of milk a day usually with whey protein. I don’t take protein on days I do cardio.
I smoke a few cigs a day.
I lift 4x a week and run 5-6x. Or some sort of cardio if not running. I have a very healthy sexual relationship with my wife. I fap probably 4x a week because I’m so frickin horny.
I’m down 35lbs, and I’m fairly buff. Been trying to focus on fat loss.
I make sure to go outside as often as possible and get vitamin D. I also take Mega Man pills from gnc, eat flint stones, and drink lots of water. I have virtually no stress outside of raising the kids, work is a cakewalk and I’m financially stable. I also I watch my alcohol intake (1x every 2 weeks ish) and I use a cast iron skillet to increase my iron.
I also sleep 8 hours a day.
This has worked for me
I also don’t eat anything with Onions or estrogen foods.
Pregnant women excrete test reducing pheromones. It's a known fact. Whenever I see a preggo I hold my breath a b-line out of there. Or if I can't leave for whatever reason I will yell at her and she usually gets scared and leaves on her own.
I am 34 with 3 kids. I wake up with a Boner almost every day
I don’t go keto but I limit my carbs since there’s carbs in almost everything else anyway. No bread. Whole grain pasta or tortillas. I eat primarily food I hunt or fish myself, this includes mostly venison, rabbit, walleye, Koho tuna, bass, pike, perch, squirrel, duck, geese, and pheasants. As well as 30% of my veggies I garden myself, more in summer.
I drink one glass of milk a day usually with whey protein. I don’t take protein on days I do cardio.
I smoke a few cigs a day.
I lift 4x a week and run 5-6x. Or some sort of cardio if not running. I have a very healthy sexual relationship with my wife. I fap probably 4x a week because I’m so frickin horny.
I’m down 35lbs, and I’m fairly buff. Been trying to focus on fat loss.
I make sure to go outside as often as possible and get vitamin D. I also take Mega Man pills from gnc, eat flint stones, and drink lots of water. I have virtually no stress outside of raising the kids, work is a cakewalk and I’m financially stable. I also I watch my alcohol intake (1x every 2 weeks ish) and I use a cast iron skillet to increase my iron.
Yes. With 3 kids under 4 I have to especially when at least 1 is up at 5AM every day.
I stopped monsters. The way I looked at it was I can stop smoking, stop caffeine, or stop energy drinks in addition to coffee, since I’ve done intermittent fasting I’ve been doing 2 or 1 MAD and have it black. 1-2 cups usually. Nothing excessive. I want to quit smoking but it’s my only vice, I can’t be out here raw-dogging life lol.
Apparently if you have coffee black it doesn’t break the fast. Those creamer calories aren’t worth it anyway.
I’m a sysadmin. Windows servers, VMware, Linux, some networking, etc. I work from home I have to go in 1x/month. I honestly only do about 2-3 hours of work a day then head downstairs from my home office and play with my kids while my wife works out/naps, then I go either after bedtime/after she gets home. We make it work. You gotta stay disciplined. I don’t mind working out from 8-10PM because that is honestly my week point when I sit on the couch and want to binge eat on popcorn or nuts or something. The days I don’t go at night it’s a real battle of mental discipline. On weekends in spring, summer, and fall I usually am outside hunting or fishing or staying busy around the house. Boys are almost old enough where I can take them hunting. Fishing for sure.
Never had a cert, I don’t advise against them. But if you get too many they’re kind of a sign you’re a bullshitter. Most people in Infosec are bullshitters for example. I’ve always just interviewed well and made myself seem coachable and malleable and told them what I knew how to do and didn’t do. I started off at helpdesk then worked my way up. Then switched jobs and now I make 4x what I was making when I started out. And WFH.
i know its probably just sad gay sitting crouched behind his laptop fastasyposting but damn wish i had that life too
any advice on how to get a comfy sysadmin job ?
Build a computer, unironically if you do that and know how a computer works you’re better than half the IT department. Servers are the same way just beefier, more ram, cpu, stand up virtual box or something and learn basic concepts of virtualization. Most organizations are pretty routine. Data center or 2. VMware hosts and some sort of SAN. And a bunch of remote sites. These days most vendors just do in place upgrades and you just hit next next finish a lot. Learn some powershell but don’t work too hard on it everything is already written or chatGPt can do it. Developers are at risk of getting cut. People that do the physical work will be fine
Australian here, and I am in a very similar position to you, professionally speaking. I don't have kids because I am only 21, but all of my colleagues, especially those older than 30 are obese, or even morbidly obese. Now, my BMI is 32, so I am not in shape, but compared to my colleagues, I am Klokov. I used to be 35 BMI last month, but I have been drinking black coffee, sugar-free energy drinks, smoking tobacco, and drinking water in the place of meals, or whenever I feel hunger pangs. Also, I have the exact same responsibilities as you yet I don't have to deal with VMs, and I do the occasional simple networking every now and then. On my off days, I usually squander by either going on a 40km hike or jerking off 5x a day.
Alright anon, hear me out and I'm not trying to be a jerk here, but imagine in 20 years you're sitting in a doctor's office. Your cough has gotten worse lately and you have a lot of rattling/wheezing and a feeling of congestion that won't go away. The doctor tells you that you have stage 4 lung cancer which appears to have metastasized. The five year survival rate is just 8%. Your oldest just got married last year, the younger two aren't even married yet. Even if you do the chemo and put yourself through that misery you might never even live to see your grandchildren. Your family's last memory of you will probably be you sitting in a hospital bed with breathing tubes gasping for air like a fish flopping out of the water. Your wife is left to pick up the pieces. What's worse is a couple of your kids have picked up your habit already.
>oh I know X person in my family or friends circle who smoked 500 packs per day and lived to 100, therefore so will/can I!
cope >yeah yeah but it's not THAT bad, I smoke infrequently or "filtered cigarettes" (like it matters)
cope >you don't understand, I need my vices! The stresses of...
COPE >I'm healthy as a horse right now, don't judge me!
Same COPE fatties give for not being diabetic and suffering a heart attack yet simply because not enough time has passed with their terrible habits in place >we're ALL gonna die some day anon! I could get hit by a car tomorrow!
cope cope cope cope cope
If you value your children and your time here as their leader and guide through life and into adulthood. If you value your wife and not leaving her here by herself for decades without you. If you value the future and seeing and teaching and passing on who you are to your grandchildren so your ideas and spirit can live on through the future generations then stop buying cancer sticks and inhaling them like some primitive ape.
Ask anyone that has smoked for 15 years. It’s not that easy. It’s on my list. I just need to mentally build myself up to do it and I’m taking one addiction at a time
>Ask anyone that's been fat and over-eaten for 15 years. It’s not that easy. It’s on my list. I just need to mentally build myself up to do it and I’m taking one addiction at a time
What would you say if some fat pile of sludge was saying this to you while chomping into a triple cheeseburger? You'd tell that fat frick to stop being a pussy, get a grip on their addiction, and just stop eating so much. The only difference is I could have the tiniest little ounce of compassion for fat people because they absolutely must eat. Everyone has to eat. So they're conquering their addiction every single day if they recover from their obesity. You don't HAVE to go to the store and buy cigarettes and inhale them. You could just NOT do it.
On your list? Yeah. What did you say you were? 34? It's probably been "on the list" or at least you've known its a bad habit for what? 16 years? When are you going to tackle it? Another 16 years? Another 16? Quit tomorrow if you have an ounce of willpower and self respect, otherwise you're worse than the most pathetic obese slob.
>Prepare to get lapped in a 10k homosexual. Cut the excuses, there are better ways to get a test boost, and less dangerous vices to engage in.
Cigars have no impact on your lungs, since you do not inhale the smoke.
Smokers don't have higher incidence of lung cancer than the general population. It's heart disease and oral/throat cancers that kill them more often though.
This guy is clearly one of those "men" whose understanding of masculinity stems from bad high school experiences and hollywood. In his eyes, masculinity is regressive, something that cavemen and jock bullies do. In his world, a masculine, athletic man cannot be a civilized, educated one and he uses that as his excuse to not be masculine. In his mind it's books or barbells, when in reality, masculinity is essentially what has built the world around us. Every great empire of old has deemed that the perfect example of a man is the "warrior poet", educated yet strong, capable of unspeakable violence yet restrained and wise, savage in body but civilized in mind. He thinks he is weak and effeminate precisely because he is smart and academically successful. He cannot truly ever understand what it is to be a part of a team, to build something, to advance.
Correct. These weaklings make it out to be an either/or. God forbid you be TWO THINGS AT ONCE! As if every hour I spend in the gym on a weeknight between 10 and 11 PM, this flabby tub of lard is reading a book and gaining some incredible insight that I and every other person who works out lacks. Ridiculous. It's a branch of the ideological tree that sees being weak and helpless as virtuous. There is no virtue in weakness. Being a helpless incapable homosexual doesn't make you good. Being extremely capable and using that ability for good rather than evil is virtue. You have to initially be capable of things and choose not to do them in order to be good. Otherwise you're just incapable.
Hopefully parody but not sure. What he claims the exact opposite or the thruth. Some teens and younger men do have very high T levels ofc but a lot of men have higher t levels after their 30s due the lack of stress and ability to eat and rest properly. If you see a grown man who is in good shape it means he has the discipline to continously put in effort for something rewarding for the sake of improvement without support or affirmation
If not wanting to pin it get lots of sun and do manly shit. Yard work, mowing landscaping laying sod etc chopping or chainsawing wood ride a motorcycle competitive sports like pick up basketball football or soccer at the park any and all of these things will raise test in meaningful ways
First of all, get a damn Testosterone level test to see if you need to. Just schedule one at a lab place like Quest or LabCorp. It's easy. IF you're low, try a Fenugreek extract. I raised my T levels by liike 200 points using Furosap. I can't find it anymore so I gotta figure out a new source, but a number of studies have been done that you can find online using a Fenugreek extract with 20% protodiascins that categorically raised testosterone levels. I read the studies then tried it on myself and saw a definite improvement so I'm sold.
Diet, sleep, and exercise are the Holy Trinity of serum test levels for any age bracket. If you're consistently going hard while training, eating right, and getting a good night's sleep you're moving the needle far more than any other factors short of shooting it in directly. The soi boi in OP's image is technically correct about having children decreasing test, but it's like taking a bucket out of a bathtub.
>IST so angry a scrawny nerd was able to marry and reproduce without ever having to lift a weight >immediately babble ESL cuckolding and rape fantasies
Face the wall NOW!
Men bodies are designed to have many kids. before the 1800 the standard was 10+ kids. Why would testosterone drop after every child? How would the body even know when you have a child?
This dude has a wife and a child, he unironically lifemogs you into the dirt OP even though he’s a DYEL coper
Yeah but you just know the wife also has a boyfriend.
Yeh she definitely has the look of
> "I'm so quirky and exclusive"
> Gives you the clap at the end of your second date.
Yet he's egenetic line is secure.
I mean, assuming the kid's his
the issue of the modern times isn't >am i worthy of having kids? like it was in the past. the issue of now is >can i find a wife of good morals and virtue?
>he's
cuckold phenotype and no paternal dna test. i doubt it
>implying that's his kid
Holy cope.
Those can sometimes be a bad thing, if he's just a beta provider and not an actual father figure to the kid and head of the family it doesn't mean shit. His physiognomy tells me no.
Not to mention that the two of them dress in a similar way. There isn't a lot of action between them.
He reproduced so his existence was successful. Anything else is just fluff.
I could go into his house, beat the shit out of him and rape both his wife and kid he could do nothing to stop me. Which is why his cope is so moronic, obviously once you have children you'd need to be strong to protect them since they're easy pickings for predators.
The police would kill you. We live in a society. Unless of course the police become onions boys too... and then we won't.
>We live in a society
Do we? Just take a look around you and you will realize that this “society” is rotten, everyone is awful these days and they will lie in your face even if the true is obvious, they will catalog you as insane for stating some basic facts and walk all over you
Maybe online
The internet is not real life lol
I’m better than you if you think “winning” online arguments on IST is a badge of honor
You lost btw
>I’m not incel enough to stay on IST all day arguing about this shit bro
mm yeah I had the feeling that was bullshit
NTA but how do you know that’s not some other Anon trolling you lol
Look at that physiognomy and be honest: This is the type of "man" who would watch a career criminal get goodified and then screech about abolishing the police. He exists entirely in the ivory tower of the intellectual, and the concept of physical consequences is completely alien to him. I'd be genuinely surprised if he ever actually fricked his wife at all.
Trumpgays vote against their own economic interests
>has a wife
I dont mind sharing.
>and a child
Off course. Its mine.
i think he is a weak dude and his kid will be weak also i bet that nerdy frick sucks mean dick on the side like some Black person who sounds like that "meet me somewhere" motherfricker
this guy is lowkey and actually never fricked his "wife" for kids or any other time probably
they literally made them all in the lab
But I also have a wife and child
wow its so great that an already weak and dysgenic man has procreated and will spend the rest of his life being even more broken down and pulverised into a nothing man by his wife who wishes she couldve settled for better
He is coping because the child is not his but the high test guy he bashes about.
Typical cuckold...
poor kid
>how to raise natty lvls?
pin test
Those eyeglasses frames are the most horrendous thing I have seen my whole life
When you see a jacked guy in his mid 30's is because that man works even harder than someone younger to maintain that level of physique, a concept clearly unimaginable for this homosexual.
maintain a good lifestyle and your t levels will be high. Low t is a result of being fat, weak, un-athletic, shit sleep, and a shit diet.
This is really it. The reason a lot of dudes get all chunky and girlish is because they get lazy in a relationship.
This
Also, what kind of dick head is mining this guy for rage bait?
Dang this twittergay actually BTFO half of ISTizens.
If you don't have kids by that age, WHAT ARE YOU DOING. homosexuals like this are preserving the White race and you're not? Pathetic.
>homosexuals like this
>white
pick one
You're coping, kidlet
>muh cope
seethe
I don't want to preserve the white race. I want to be strong.
Imagine dedicating your life to having kids to appease some moron on IST who believes in 1800s pseudo science.
Go back
no u
The frick are you on about the whole reason you exist is because humans are wired to frick and have kids. Your brain being fried by whatever shitty way you're living your life and stuff you're consuming is the problem which is completely besides this guy being an absolute homosexual. Man should want to have kids and be strong to protect them
>the whole reason you exist is because humans are wired to frick and have kids.
So what? By your logic, people who don't want kids shouldn't exist, but we do, so checkmate. I don't want brats around me. I only want to be strong and then die, leaving not a trace.
>By your logic, people who don't want kids shouldn't exist
Their hundreds of millions of year long line will end with them, we’re just saying they should speed up the process 35 or so years and kill themselves. They’re doing nothing but using precious oxygen and crowding the planet. They are objectively a net negative in the planet
And what's better about continuing lines just because they're old? Your own influence is meaningless after 10 generations. Unless you evaluate life on the basis of what people DO with their lives, all you are saying is that life is good because life makes more life and that's good because... uh? It's circular. Besides if you are worried about crowding the planet it makes even less sense to hate people for not having kids.
I’m not incel enough to stay on IST all day arguing about this shit bro, you apparently care a lot about telling married dudes with kids what a mistake their life is and how much better you think you are then them online. I hope it brings you happiness late into your 60s. Keep on fighting the good internet fight. Im done working for the day im gunna go watch Lion King with my kids and take them outside to play, it’s nice here today. Have a good one, man
>I’m not incel enough to stay on IST all day arguing about this shit bro
Alright bye. I WILL be taking this as victory btw.
>you apparently care a lot about telling married dudes with kids what a mistake their life is and how much better you think you are then them online.
Never said I'm better than anyone.
You're going to regret holding this view someday
I'm really not. I'm autistic. It would be, in my view, a crime for me to have kids anyway. Why should I inflict fatherhood on some poor children just so they can inflict it on others? Kids deserve a normal socially well adjusted father. Only those who would make good fathers should become fathers. You assume having kids is good because they will then have kids, but that's only good if there's an improvement over time. It's no good if it makes the lineage of mankind worse. You'd rather a crack addict with schizophrenia have kids just because kids = good. It's simplistic and mindless.
Imagine being so sad and empty on the inside that you cope and claim children are nothing but shit to brag about on IST.
A group of people not having kids will lead to their depopulation, it’s simple cause and effect (your shit bait aside).
Are these the two bugmen who think their moderately high IQs mean that they are ubermensch and should reproduce a billion times?
Keep shit talking and he'll clap you with some fun facts and trivia
the very same
Low test levels is a pretty sad excuse for not being jacked.
post the whole fricking thread you moronic ass fricking piece of DYEL shit. Stop posting shitty screenshots of headlines without the rest of the content and trying to bait with half a sentence.
such fricking low quality shit being posted
Should I take the Black personpill, creampie girls, and frick off?
Unless you lived like a slob in your late 20's and onwards, there's no meaningful difference in hormone levels until 40-50+. You just have less leeway for lifting like a moron and avoiding injuries.
oh god, this screen shot's gonna be posted everyday for the next 7 years.
O god please no
I was already confused at this not being the same thread. =_=
Is this how testlets cope?
>no it's supposed to drop
It genuinely does drop when your wife is pregnant, I've experienced this recently. But it's mostly during the pregnancy and maybe first few months of birth and it's extremely negligible, not enough to justify this sort of cuckery
100% she is fricking someone else. Debatable if the child is even his.
is it true? Is this the reason Im getting more buff in my 30s than in my 20s? Does it work for attracting women?
Of course it's not
You think the body has built-in marriage receptors that detect when you're in a committed relationship?
Your body probably knows when you are cumming in someone versus using your hand, but that's about it. If his argument was true, then fapping would be high test and having sex would be low test.
Nah, but you literally bath in each others fluids and the stimulation of another person triggers different hormones and chemicals. This done consistently does have an influence on the body, to what degree we don't really know yet. It's mostly positive, though.
>truly wretched
damn dude, stop watching porn.
>what are paternal/parental instincts
youre dumbest gorilla Black person moron
Even though this is bait from yesterday, don't let the crabs pull you down Kings. I'm 43 with a successful job, marriage, and child. And I'm still jacked AF
im also roidtroony dunno if that matters btw
Guys, the twinky b***hboi is making a solid point, rather similar to the solid point I thrust inside his estrogenated non-breeding hole last night, relishing his effeminate gasps as I rub back and forth along his chronically overstimulated G-spot hidden within the well-trodden folds of his prostate until he arches his back in release, a crude, but somewhat passable attempt to approximate lordosis.
I just started pinning test. Always been curious. It's fun. HCG keeps the plums normal size. I will soon claim fake natty status
It’s a shared account. His wife posted that to humiliate the dude
I have 400ng/dl at age 25
Should I get some cambodian steroids on the internet and start injecting myself?
I'm married and have 4 kids. I'm 35 (you're here forever you fricking zoomers, you'll see). Had some tests this year and I was at 650 ng/dl. Doing alright for now. It's sure to plummet in the next 10 years, but I'm hoping that going hard in the gym gets me to a level I can maintain well without muscle loss for a very long time. We'll see where I am after 50, and if it's dropped low I'm going to get test deficiency treatments but we'll see. None of the older generation men seem to have much of a problem with it so maybe I'll stay at a respectable level.
>I'm married and have 4 kids. I'm 35
you made it, I still have gotten nowhere and same age
may allah have mercy on my wretched soul
Yeah, and at this point your most plentiful options for women are what's truly wretched. Imagine marrying and siring children with some post-wall wiener carousel dropout who needs money and the only thing she brings to the table is an increased risk for birth defects and autism.
You're best off going full buff wizard mode.
No one that is married on here cares some incel on IST hates women. You are suffering from narcissism.
Please continue, I find your posts hilarious
wallahi. I will get 3 loyal virgin tradwifes, inshallah
Similar situation
I also don’t eat anything with Onions or estrogen foods.
Pregnant women excrete test reducing pheromones. It's a known fact. Whenever I see a preggo I hold my breath a b-line out of there. Or if I can't leave for whatever reason I will yell at her and she usually gets scared and leaves on her own.
Not focused on the picture, but this is what I do
I am 34 with 3 kids. I wake up with a Boner almost every day
I don’t go keto but I limit my carbs since there’s carbs in almost everything else anyway. No bread. Whole grain pasta or tortillas. I eat primarily food I hunt or fish myself, this includes mostly venison, rabbit, walleye, Koho tuna, bass, pike, perch, squirrel, duck, geese, and pheasants. As well as 30% of my veggies I garden myself, more in summer.
I drink one glass of milk a day usually with whey protein. I don’t take protein on days I do cardio.
I smoke a few cigs a day.
I lift 4x a week and run 5-6x. Or some sort of cardio if not running. I have a very healthy sexual relationship with my wife. I fap probably 4x a week because I’m so frickin horny.
I’m down 35lbs, and I’m fairly buff. Been trying to focus on fat loss.
I make sure to go outside as often as possible and get vitamin D. I also take Mega Man pills from gnc, eat flint stones, and drink lots of water. I have virtually no stress outside of raising the kids, work is a cakewalk and I’m financially stable. I also I watch my alcohol intake (1x every 2 weeks ish) and I use a cast iron skillet to increase my iron.
I also sleep 8 hours a day.
This has worked for me
Good advice
do you drink coffe, consume any drugs and what is your job ?
Yes. With 3 kids under 4 I have to especially when at least 1 is up at 5AM every day.
I stopped monsters. The way I looked at it was I can stop smoking, stop caffeine, or stop energy drinks in addition to coffee, since I’ve done intermittent fasting I’ve been doing 2 or 1 MAD and have it black. 1-2 cups usually. Nothing excessive. I want to quit smoking but it’s my only vice, I can’t be out here raw-dogging life lol.
Apparently if you have coffee black it doesn’t break the fast. Those creamer calories aren’t worth it anyway.
I’m a sysadmin. Windows servers, VMware, Linux, some networking, etc. I work from home I have to go in 1x/month. I honestly only do about 2-3 hours of work a day then head downstairs from my home office and play with my kids while my wife works out/naps, then I go either after bedtime/after she gets home. We make it work. You gotta stay disciplined. I don’t mind working out from 8-10PM because that is honestly my week point when I sit on the couch and want to binge eat on popcorn or nuts or something. The days I don’t go at night it’s a real battle of mental discipline. On weekends in spring, summer, and fall I usually am outside hunting or fishing or staying busy around the house. Boys are almost old enough where I can take them hunting. Fishing for sure.
Sounds comfy. Did you get a degree or just certs?
Degree
Never had a cert, I don’t advise against them. But if you get too many they’re kind of a sign you’re a bullshitter. Most people in Infosec are bullshitters for example. I’ve always just interviewed well and made myself seem coachable and malleable and told them what I knew how to do and didn’t do. I started off at helpdesk then worked my way up. Then switched jobs and now I make 4x what I was making when I started out. And WFH.
Life is good.
i know its probably just sad gay sitting crouched behind his laptop fastasyposting but damn wish i had that life too
any advice on how to get a comfy sysadmin job ?
Build a computer, unironically if you do that and know how a computer works you’re better than half the IT department. Servers are the same way just beefier, more ram, cpu, stand up virtual box or something and learn basic concepts of virtualization. Most organizations are pretty routine. Data center or 2. VMware hosts and some sort of SAN. And a bunch of remote sites. These days most vendors just do in place upgrades and you just hit next next finish a lot. Learn some powershell but don’t work too hard on it everything is already written or chatGPt can do it. Developers are at risk of getting cut. People that do the physical work will be fine
Australian here, and I am in a very similar position to you, professionally speaking. I don't have kids because I am only 21, but all of my colleagues, especially those older than 30 are obese, or even morbidly obese. Now, my BMI is 32, so I am not in shape, but compared to my colleagues, I am Klokov. I used to be 35 BMI last month, but I have been drinking black coffee, sugar-free energy drinks, smoking tobacco, and drinking water in the place of meals, or whenever I feel hunger pangs. Also, I have the exact same responsibilities as you yet I don't have to deal with VMs, and I do the occasional simple networking every now and then. On my off days, I usually squander by either going on a 40km hike or jerking off 5x a day.
Alright anon, hear me out and I'm not trying to be a jerk here, but imagine in 20 years you're sitting in a doctor's office. Your cough has gotten worse lately and you have a lot of rattling/wheezing and a feeling of congestion that won't go away. The doctor tells you that you have stage 4 lung cancer which appears to have metastasized. The five year survival rate is just 8%. Your oldest just got married last year, the younger two aren't even married yet. Even if you do the chemo and put yourself through that misery you might never even live to see your grandchildren. Your family's last memory of you will probably be you sitting in a hospital bed with breathing tubes gasping for air like a fish flopping out of the water. Your wife is left to pick up the pieces. What's worse is a couple of your kids have picked up your habit already.
>oh I know X person in my family or friends circle who smoked 500 packs per day and lived to 100, therefore so will/can I!
cope
>yeah yeah but it's not THAT bad, I smoke infrequently or "filtered cigarettes" (like it matters)
cope
>you don't understand, I need my vices! The stresses of...
COPE
>I'm healthy as a horse right now, don't judge me!
Same COPE fatties give for not being diabetic and suffering a heart attack yet simply because not enough time has passed with their terrible habits in place
>we're ALL gonna die some day anon! I could get hit by a car tomorrow!
cope cope cope cope cope
If you value your children and your time here as their leader and guide through life and into adulthood. If you value your wife and not leaving her here by herself for decades without you. If you value the future and seeing and teaching and passing on who you are to your grandchildren so your ideas and spirit can live on through the future generations then stop buying cancer sticks and inhaling them like some primitive ape.
Lots of words to say stop smoking
Ask anyone that has smoked for 15 years. It’s not that easy. It’s on my list. I just need to mentally build myself up to do it and I’m taking one addiction at a time
replace smoking with obesity/fat
>Ask anyone that's been fat and over-eaten for 15 years. It’s not that easy. It’s on my list. I just need to mentally build myself up to do it and I’m taking one addiction at a time
What would you say if some fat pile of sludge was saying this to you while chomping into a triple cheeseburger? You'd tell that fat frick to stop being a pussy, get a grip on their addiction, and just stop eating so much. The only difference is I could have the tiniest little ounce of compassion for fat people because they absolutely must eat. Everyone has to eat. So they're conquering their addiction every single day if they recover from their obesity. You don't HAVE to go to the store and buy cigarettes and inhale them. You could just NOT do it.
On your list? Yeah. What did you say you were? 34? It's probably been "on the list" or at least you've known its a bad habit for what? 16 years? When are you going to tackle it? Another 16 years? Another 16? Quit tomorrow if you have an ounce of willpower and self respect, otherwise you're worse than the most pathetic obese slob.
TLDR
Based. I see morons saying they smoke cigars or cigs for the test boost or the focus.
Prepare to get lapped in a 10k homosexual. Cut the excuses, there are better ways to get a test boost, and less dangerous vices to engage in.
>Prepare to get lapped in a 10k homosexual. Cut the excuses, there are better ways to get a test boost, and less dangerous vices to engage in.
Cigars have no impact on your lungs, since you do not inhale the smoke.
long distance running lowers test
10k is not long distance fatass
If long distance running lowers T then why do I frick my dakimakura the hardest on days that I ran a 5k? Checkmate, homosexual.
Smokers don't have higher incidence of lung cancer than the general population. It's heart disease and oral/throat cancers that kill them more often though.
>8 hours of sleep
This is just the secret to everything.
This guy is clearly one of those "men" whose understanding of masculinity stems from bad high school experiences and hollywood. In his eyes, masculinity is regressive, something that cavemen and jock bullies do. In his world, a masculine, athletic man cannot be a civilized, educated one and he uses that as his excuse to not be masculine. In his mind it's books or barbells, when in reality, masculinity is essentially what has built the world around us. Every great empire of old has deemed that the perfect example of a man is the "warrior poet", educated yet strong, capable of unspeakable violence yet restrained and wise, savage in body but civilized in mind. He thinks he is weak and effeminate precisely because he is smart and academically successful. He cannot truly ever understand what it is to be a part of a team, to build something, to advance.
Correct. These weaklings make it out to be an either/or. God forbid you be TWO THINGS AT ONCE! As if every hour I spend in the gym on a weeknight between 10 and 11 PM, this flabby tub of lard is reading a book and gaining some incredible insight that I and every other person who works out lacks. Ridiculous. It's a branch of the ideological tree that sees being weak and helpless as virtuous. There is no virtue in weakness. Being a helpless incapable homosexual doesn't make you good. Being extremely capable and using that ability for good rather than evil is virtue. You have to initially be capable of things and choose not to do them in order to be good. Otherwise you're just incapable.
well put
i'm more jacked than every with three kids under 10.
>being around your wife and kids
NGMI
Hopefully parody but not sure. What he claims the exact opposite or the thruth. Some teens and younger men do have very high T levels ofc but a lot of men have higher t levels after their 30s due the lack of stress and ability to eat and rest properly. If you see a grown man who is in good shape it means he has the discipline to continously put in effort for something rewarding for the sake of improvement without support or affirmation
Or hes roiding and has good genetics
which one is the 'woman'?
If not wanting to pin it get lots of sun and do manly shit. Yard work, mowing landscaping laying sod etc chopping or chainsawing wood ride a motorcycle competitive sports like pick up basketball football or soccer at the park any and all of these things will raise test in meaningful ways
First of all, get a damn Testosterone level test to see if you need to. Just schedule one at a lab place like Quest or LabCorp. It's easy. IF you're low, try a Fenugreek extract. I raised my T levels by liike 200 points using Furosap. I can't find it anymore so I gotta figure out a new source, but a number of studies have been done that you can find online using a Fenugreek extract with 20% protodiascins that categorically raised testosterone levels. I read the studies then tried it on myself and saw a definite improvement so I'm sold.
Boys, what's up with the glasses? Freaking me out over here. why would someone post a pic like that?
They think they’re fashionable because if the positive reinforcement they get from their hipster moron gay friends
I don’t know any jacked or successful people irl that have a Twitter or argue about this shit on the internet lol
Is that Carl the cuck??
You’re a fricking white male!
someone talented draw this homosexual into a wojak please
Diet, sleep, and exercise are the Holy Trinity of serum test levels for any age bracket. If you're consistently going hard while training, eating right, and getting a good night's sleep you're moving the needle far more than any other factors short of shooting it in directly. The soi boi in OP's image is technically correct about having children decreasing test, but it's like taking a bucket out of a bathtub.
>has wife and child
>becomes dyel homosexual instead of a juicy, healthy, calm and compassionate effigy of masculinity.
Hot take Malcolm, now frick off
>IST so angry a scrawny nerd was able to marry and reproduce without ever having to lift a weight
>immediately babble ESL cuckolding and rape fantasies
Face the wall NOW!
Men bodies are designed to have many kids. before the 1800 the standard was 10+ kids. Why would testosterone drop after every child? How would the body even know when you have a child?