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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Popular with DYELs.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gay shit cheating wives and moron dyels do because they think it will "burn fat"

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Glorified stretching that won't build muscle or burn calories to any significant degree, with some faux Indian spirituality as the icing on the waste of time cake. Unless you really want to increase flexibility for whatever reason there's no point.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >want to increase flexibility for whatever reason
      Cause it's cool as frick, brother.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Getting groped by the cute yoga instructor

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A pyramid scheme for 30+ trophy women to believe they're doing something for their health or are somehow spiritually enlightened so they don't die of boredom scrolling tiktok at home.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Going to start doing it on Tuesdays to stretch out.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good for joints, flexibility, relaxation, and overall athleticism. Not a substitute for resistance training or cardio in any significant degree.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    An occult pagan practice of the great demons of the East that will destroy your soul.
    Stay as far away as possible from any demon-worshiping, soulless yogi

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >scared of demons
      >worships one
      Loving Every Laugh

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        story of Abraham sounds like story of someone who talked with a demon. wanting to kill yoir son because you heard voice? mutilating your own pen0r and pen0rs of people in your house? the frick is this shit? thats just tip of iceberg.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        story of Abraham sounds like story of someone who talked with a demon. wanting to kill yoir son because you heard voice? mutilating your own pen0r and pen0rs of people in your house? the frick is this shit? thats just tip of iceberg.

        Nice one sirs, now sing me a hare krishna and put your legs behind your head so your demon handler has his way with your bussy

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          hawt

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I will frick your bleeding skull christlarper

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The seething rants of the impotent pagan.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I will have sexual relations with my wife and give life to 3 beautiful blond Aryan children who will grow up to completely wipe out any mention of you from history books

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the breathing aspect of yoga. Good carryover to other exercises. The flexibility improvements are definitely noticeable and feel good. Some movements are very difficult and they feel good to do, but it's not something that will make you much bigger or stronger.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Excellent for health and overall well-being. Learn from pic related.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >iyengar yoga
      based, good for aligning your skeleton properly, bodily awareness and health
      don't believe all the fudders

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I go to a "hot yoga" class once a week, mostly just to look at sweaty qts and milfs in skimpy outfits

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    woman butt stretching sex

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Flexibility, breathing, light cardio, and doubles as a sauna if you do hot yoga.

    Plus due to the intense stretching, it reduces your potential for injury when lifting.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    yoga is dynamic stretching with added unnecessary homosexual shit and stupid names

    it works and is very good for you.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get neck injury
    >find physical therapist/sports medicine/doctor/chiropractor demonstrating le-scientifically proven therapeutic stretching routines
    >damn this shit actually works I feel so much better
    >randomly see yoga class where a bunch of women are doing that exact stretch that fixed your nerve pain
    >realize half of physical therapy is literally just isolated yoga poses that pajeets have been doing for the past five thousand years
    Being some stretchy pants granola guru is gay but yoga itself is pretty based.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Read this:
    http://orthodoxinfo.com/general/yoga-and-orthodoxy.pdf

    We must remember the word ‘yoga’ means 'yoke,' like the wooden crosspiece fastened over the necks of animals attached to the plow. St. Paul warns us, "Do not be unequally yoked together with unbelievers. For what fellowship has righteousness with lawlessness? And what communion has light with darkness?"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >amerishit appropriating orthodoxy like a catholicuck
      >ukraine bullshit even when the ukranian orthodox church is an illegitimate one
      Get your fricking shit off my board, homosexual

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        пpeзpи лoшитe! нaмepи ги лъжци! cлaвa Гocпoдy! близo e Цapcтвoтo! Aмин!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      modern yoga, which is what OP is asking about, has hardly anything to do with goofy hindu shit. the vast majority of the poses were invented in the early 20th century by a guy named Tirumalai Krishnamacharya, who was asked by a king or something to create a modern style of exersize to promote wellness for students and the military. then he had 2 students that popularized yoga in the west, iyengar and jois. once you start meditating, visualizing deities, and chanting mantras, then you're 'doing yoga'

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's satanic at worst, really gay at best.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's good for you but I don't enjoy it. Women love it for some reason and most yoga bawds are hot so it must be doing something for them.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    official yoga redpil incoming
    in
    3
    2
    1
    >yoga is ok at worst and instantbliseternalorgasm at best

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When you say "yoga", I'll assume you're referring to secularized Hatha yoga, which is what most westerns mean when they refer to "yoga".

    Yoga, in its authentic form, is a ritual that's deeply intertwined with Hindu philosophy and spirituality. It's a ritualistic manifestation of Hindu thought. The yogas themselves, of which Hatha is just one of several, are small but important aspects that comprise the much greater whole that is Hinduism. Do note however, that some of the yogas are shared by other religions like Buddhism and Jainism.

    The yogas are rituals that are to be continually practiced to achieve several ends. In Hindu thought, those ends are:
    1. atma-jnana (self-realization)
    2. moksha (liberation)
    3. harmonize the layers of the soul (atman)
    4. transcend the ego (ahamkara)*

    Practicing any ritual in isolation of its umbrella religion or philosophy is a sad and spurious thing to do. It's a bona fide LARP. As westerners continue to abandon their traditional religion, spirituality, and values, we're seeing them increasingly turn to things like eastern mysticism as a means to fill that void. We're seeing them pick up the more physicalized and shallow components of eastern religions, which they'll then impose their own sort of quasi-religion onto, "mindfulness" and whatnot, all as a result of misunderstanding their own religion and spirituality, as well as that of the eastern ritual they're adopted.

    ---

    *Another secularized eastern ritual that many westerners have fallen in love with is secularized Vipassana, which westerners simply refer to as "meditation". Vipassana itself is derived from Hindu thought, in particular "ahamkara". The goal of this ritual is "ego death". This is ironic because modern westerners are often quite ego-centered and materialistic, especially those who engage in meditation, and to lead an egocentric and materialistic lifestyle, but then try to wash away these sins with Vipassana, it just misses the whole point of Vipassana.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black person I just want a stretch to fix my bum shoulder

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        your shoulder doesn't even exist

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >great if you get older
    >great if you want to meet sexy older women
    >great if you just want to feel better
    >great if you want to do something

    >bad if you want muscles
    >bad if you care what inbreeds on the internet think

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will literally fix all your shit, no more pain and injuries and will even improve your recovery from hard workouts as low intensity movement promotes blood flow and recovery.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's stupid as frick

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