>REEEEEEEEE I NEED TO TAKE MORE STEROIDS SO I LOOK LIKE AN EGOMANIAC

>REEEEEEEEE I NEED TO TAKE MORE STEROIDS SO I LOOK LIKE AN EGOMANIAC
Why is he like this? Does he realize how much better he'd look as a twink? I just don't understand some people.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does anyone think this guy is funny. At the very best, he is mildly amusing.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/SA0gChU.jpg

      >REEEEEEEEE I NEED TO TAKE MORE STEROIDS SO I LOOK LIKE AN EGOMANIAC
      Why is he like this? Does he realize how much better he'd look as a twink? I just don't understand some people.

      People only like this hideous freak because he’s 6’4. Theres no other reason. He isn’t funny, he’s not insightful, he’s stupid, he’s ugly, he’s a failure at life in just about every single median apart from height. Absolutely brutal heightpill, it’s over for manlets

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      People only like this hideous freak because he’s 6’4. Theres no other reason. He isn’t funny, he’s not insightful, he’s stupid, he’s ugly, he’s a failure at life in just about every single median apart from height. Absolutely brutal heightpill, it’s over for manlets

      hes funny because he makes gays seethe lmao

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Huh? So his jokes and bits aren't funny, but rather he's funny because you dislike his detractors?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          he just doesn't give a shit, and then as a plus a bunch of morons always show up and get mad he doesnt care about what they do, its funny

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he just doesn't give a shit
            What tf does this statement mean? Can someone other than this Sam Hyde fanboy please explain to me?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              you need someone to explain what it means to be uninhibited? are you esl or something

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Im not a Hyde fan. I found his 2017-21 stuff funny but a little unsettling. Its funny to see him openly threaten politicians by talking about how they can be harmed walking to and from their cars, then immediately tell his followers that riots are a waste of time and rubber bullets can change your life real fast.
              His current thing, Fish Tank, is hit or miss. He really doesn't care that hes torturing a bunch of sub 5k view E celebs for months on end for the sake of entertainment. But then, he knows this is all bullshit and is proving that these idiots would deal with his bullshit if it means they come out with a few thousand more subs.
              It's honestly just early 2000's MTV but on the internet.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's honestly just early 2000's MTV but on the internet
                apt

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Uninhibited and not giving a shit are two different things. What exactly is it that he doesnt give a shit about?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ill always be a fan of sam hyde just cuz of the presentation he gave at rutgers. his tedtalk wasnt bad either. most of the stuff he does i dislike though

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you watch his channel he gives lots of advice that he himself obviously doesn't follow. It's an act and the viewer is the butt of the joke. He's made himself the anti influencer.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just fallow his partner nick and that’s only because of his great Real estate advice along with great landscaping advice

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's not funny but entertaining... like watching a car wreck

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was funnier when being right wing was more counter-cultural, now that the overton window is swinging back it comes across as just crass

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't find him particularly funny, but he seems to have made himself the butt of all jokes and I can appreciate that to some extent. Like a self-destructive Andy Kaufman.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a psychological wreck but World Peace was kino

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He used to be very funny until 2016/2017. He became mindbroken and fat as frick after Adult Swim cancelled World Peace. Now he's a shell of his former self, working with and appealing to unfunny virgin zoomer gamers. Its really sad, and makes me wonder how MDE was so funny in the first place.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's funny because his face is ugly as shit yet he's financially successful.
    The same kind of funny as a cripple who fricks lots of girl.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is twink Sam

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks uncannily like me but I'm blond and not 6'4

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Him before being raped

      https://i.imgur.com/SA0gChU.jpg

      >REEEEEEEEE I NEED TO TAKE MORE STEROIDS SO I LOOK LIKE AN EGOMANIAC
      Why is he like this? Does he realize how much better he'd look as a twink? I just don't understand some people.

      Him after

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      found another one

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >E-celeb thread
    Frick I hate zoomers.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most of his fanboys are 25 year old incels

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        25 is a zoomer. The oldest zoomers are in their late twenties now.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        25 is a zoomer. The oldest zoomers are in their late twenties now.

        His fanbase has always been 25 year old incels. Sam is just adapting to generational differences. In 30 years he'll be making videos with post-meta humor about how bio-cyborg women are bawds and dumber than silicone-enhanced transracial hypermales.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What makes you think he would consider the opinion of some discordcel twink?

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's shrekmaxxing, trying to be as big and ugly as humanly possible to look like a threat

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did sam do back in the day? like the whole bugsports thing? he did test and GH right?

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hes just suicidal and doing everything possible to destroy himself short of eating a bullet. Its not funny, just kind of sad

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i love sam hyde and think hes funny af

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He does not have a roid body.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he is a bit of a framelet too but his height nullifies it, still looks super weird though. It's like trying to imagine michael jackson if he didn't do anything, I imagine he would look good and be a lot less dead. Roids will kill sam if his head doesn't pop from overinflation before that

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look at those fricking calves HOLY SHIT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's real life shitposting dude calm down lol

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he can kill 99,9% of people with his bare hands

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you not see his fight?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      99.9% of disabled people maybe, which would include all his fans and you

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sam got a asian 4/10 preggo and now has to pay child support LMAO

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      source?

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Curious to see how much of a tmnt belly he'll end up with.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This man is the true pillar of MDE

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nick is actually hysterical

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