Refuse food at work
>"oh anon you're too good to eat with us?"
>"you're on a diet? You're already skinny, you're anorexic"
>"look at anon, he needs to watch his figure"
Eat the work burger
>Nobody says anything
These are the same guys who will later on make jokes saying they are fat and need to lose weight. Office people are so annoying. It's like highschool all over again. Youre basically forced to eat with them or else you're an outsider. Even my boss chimes in whenever I don't eat the lunches he brings in.
Any corporate guys here? How do you manage the constant bombardment of office lunches while cutting?
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That looks disgusting
It's not that good. I hate eating it, when I have rice and chicken that tastes better. But I can't eat both, and if I don't eat the burger that's a loss of social points which means everything in the office.
Imagine not working on trades lmao. Why do you want a fit body if you are not going to use it?
All the trades are my job are fat guys. Being a fit tradie is a needle in a haystack
>implying tradies can even use their bodies after 35 without a million pills or shots of fireball
>every trade consists solely of back breaking manual labor
>I'm the exception
Next you'll tell me you don't work the trades either, clown.
Everyone in trades are skinnyfat and bloated from fast food and beer
On top of them destroying their joints and being crippled by 50
Why would anyone want to be in trades?
>Why aren't you an actual wageslave? ITS LE BASED
Why can't you eat with them but not eat the shit food?
Just take your own food into the canteen
I don't see what the issue is. Fat people and their opinions don't mean anything to me, so their jibes don't carry much weight. Saying nothing and going around looking jacked is enough of a response tbh anon
That's a good attitude. I look skinny with clothes (I have a bmi of 24-25 so I'm not underweight) and I get a lot of bullying by fat people. I cannot reply because that would be fat shaming. But I get upset by their comments.
Just glance at their torso and smirk. Don't say anything.
Fired+sued
Sued for what? I did that shit all the time when I use to work at Target. Management loved me because I did my job. My co-workers hated me because they were fat.
You cannot reply bc ur a pussy. Just be passive aggressive and say you didn't realize.
I tell people i have miles to run and I can’t do it on a full stomach. Yes it’s annoying as frick but they’re trying to ease their guilt more than anything it’s not about you being different it’s about them being undisciplined pieces of garbage and they know it
i would toss the bun in the trash and eat the burger but it looks really dry
I just bring my own lunch, easy peasy.
i don't give a frick what my co workers think, i'm nice and sociable to them but i do not eat with them. at lunch i put my headphones on and just ignore everything anyone tries to tell me.
These are terrible answers. You gotto learn basics of corpo speech and these stupid fricking mind games so you dont get btfo by the disgusting corpo fricks. Trick here is responding by saying its for some reason your fault that you cant eat and that you imply youre somewhat sorry, somewhat apologising about it, but also you make it obvious youre blatantly lying to be polite, thus you arent degrading yourself, you dont allow them to dogpile on you and if anyone takes the bait and comments further to criticise you, they display themselves as a moron who couldnt understand that you were lying to be polite so they get btfod as a moron instead.
Yes corpo enviorement is harmful to your health.
this is just false, i work with some grade A morons in tech. they do not care this much.
>muh tech
i swear every homosexual who says “i work in tech” is a software monkey pajeet
half my team is pajeet tards so you're not wrong
Try this in mid to high end office enviorement, not the cage with shut in code monkeys
Worked in offices for 10 years, you're a weak moron and you deserve your problems
I worked office in 3 airlines, high end office work. Sort of companies that have so many side services and international benefits for workers that they have their own departmens to handle the automation, the corps which make you feel like you are a member of a small country.
Im sure the office life down in the friendly family company you were in was so refreshing, thanks for telling me.
Basic corpo speech is eating the fricking burger you massive pretentious homosexual
Lie and say the doctor said not to, and when they elaborate tell them this doesn't effect your job performence and would they like to take your medical shit further. Will shut them up.
Can't you say you are diabetic? I've seen thin people whit it so don't worry if you are not fat, if you are then it's easier (all fat people have some degree of die beetus)
I work in an office with upper class people making good money. Almost everyone eats a salad/grain bowl with a lean protein or a similar plate style meal with two healthy sides and a protein.
Your problem is that you work with stupid poor people. Get a better job working with better people.
geez, classist much? what an butthole. you must be fun at parties.
half my office is indians that bring their own lunch, though some are skinny fat
Imagine the smell
>"I work with upper class people"
>doesn't claim to be an upper class people
Are you the building jannie?
nope, just an upwardly-mobile guy from a small town who has almost reached the top. just need to put in one more year at the salt mines then i’m free forever.
Tell some stories about upper middle upper homies
they live to work
they dont know anything else
they dont want anything else
they move to an area where they cant afford a house and then they spend their whole life working to afford a house
then because the people around them drive a $140k porsche, they need to drive a $140k porsche
because the people around them are sending their kids to $60k/year private school, they have to send their kids to $60k per year private school
because their coworkers pay $150k for each child’s undergrad degree, $250k for each child’s MBA, and gift their children $200k for a down payment on a house in their expensive city, guess what they have to do?
any time they have a problem, they try to solve it with money
they have poor relationships with their family and poor fitness
the top of what i need to reach personally to live out the rest of my life without having to work anymore.
>the top of what i need to reach personally to live out the rest of my life without having to work anymore.
Working is based. Your problem is that you're working for someone else. But hell, you seem happy about it. Good for you, my little dude. Go get your little plan. 🙂
I assume east coast? Are they israeli?
Where do they get their education? Shiit im thinking of getting my mastera
I concur, but as far as I have seen so far, its not because of being the same with them as anon implies. Its always more about giving the "hehhh... Im a super important corp figure you know" message, as if thats something to brag about like everyone envies it. They just try to brag this "superiority" to everybody. They always talk about their corp and refer the stuff happening as "we".
"well we closed a 3mill deal yesteday you know heh heh and I personally got mentioned in e-mail and talked to the ceo for 20 seconds you know hehhh". Its a different reality.
When they see the people around them driving the 150k$ porche, they have to compete and have the same to belong, yes, but more importantly, they feel inferior when they see it and they match up to that to feel superior themselves. Proof is whatever they do, they immediately go and show it off to others like friends and family who arent in that circle.
"I am someone important you know hehh". Its all this. Its mental. Also every women I know takes pills and cries themselves to sleep every 2-3 days due loneliness and jealousy. Idk much about guys, they dont show their stuff or they can cope with things better.
Lots of words for sour grapes, brokie.
Sounds like some cyberpunk corpo shit kek
you've reached the top of what?
I either eat salad, a turkey sandwich, or meat + veg + rice bowls for lunch every day, with healthy sides like olives, apples, 0% greek yoghurt, etc and I'm poorer than a Black person. My coworkers mostly eat ramen and goyslop at lunch yet most of them are actually pretty lean/hot. Not sure what to make of this tbh-ne, poor genes are OP.
>three (3) gays took this b8
Last friday they were talking about muh genetics, muh constituion, justifying why they're fats and why I'm not. I was eating rice + chicken, they were eating goyslop. My response was to make 20 burpees on the floor after finishing lunch.
>another dyel freaks out about 1 single meal that is maybe 800kcal
i frickin hate dyels, this site if filled with a bunch of nerds that dont workout
“workout” is a noun you mean “work out” just an fyi have a great day 🙂
>10pm
>great day
thanks i guess?
As a single meal it's okay but imagine eating this shit every day. It will costs you more to undo the damage (in terms of being forced to dial in the rest of your diet) than just skipping it. I enjoy slop but I want to have control on how and when I have it. It has to be a deliberate, conscious choice. Eating trash just because it's there is moronic and how normalgays get fat.
How is an 800kcal meal a speed bump? 3 of those is 2400 calories and if you're not literally sedentary that's a good fat loss intake.
Like how tall are you? I'm 5'7 and if I don't eat ~3,000 calories I lose weight
I just refuse the food. The modern workplace is so cucked that noone feels safe making any personal remarks.
>i frickin hate dyels, this site is filled with a bunch of nerds that dont workout
you work in an office you dumb Black person. you can ALWAYS do more cardio. eat the burger you whiny c**t. maybe be a bro and help your coworkers with diet and exercise tips.
>gets called dyel
>OP is afraid of getting fat from 1 burger
when I know a work food event is coming up I fast before and after so it is my only meal of the day. Then I can pack away 1500kcal while the fatties seeth and ask how I’m so skinny if I eat this much. Thats when you say “haha I dont know” and deny working out or dieting entirely. This is the reality they want anyways, right? Where hard work is irrelevant so they were doomed to fail? Might as well grant their wishes
>the work is irrelevant and you are doomed to fail
100% accurate description of most jobs
>set unrealistic expectation that is impossible to achieve
>don't meet unrealistic expectation
>expected to work more or be berated because you failed to meet unrealistic expectation
>get paid the same whether you frick off or do a good job
>if you do a good job then you are asked to do more work for the same money
So then why do I make so much money?
I knew anorexic skinny Black folk with "high metabolisms" did this
I don't really have any forced lunches or anything at this point for work but when I did, I just used them as an opportunity for free food. Skip the dessert (if possible) and eat the burger. Keep that in mind when I'm planning meals throughout the week.
When I was younger I was burning so many calories that a burger, piece of pizza, a slice of cake at work once a month was just a drop in the bucket and honestly a decent way to save cash on one meal.
Nowadays, I go in to work once a week (at most) and if I'm eating out with the team, I can usually get something not terrible (though probably not good). My team is younger and definitely more health conscious as a result.
Just dont be pliable, be a man.
Imagine having bunch of fat morons living rent free in your head
most of the time they just bring pizza or donuts and leave it at a table to grab for yourself so there's no pressure to eat if you don't want to. Last week they bought everyone chick-fil-a meals. I just ate the chicken sandwich and tossed out the chips and insanely huge cookie. It's a minor inconvenience and one I only have to deal with once or twice a month. Just don't be a fatass and you'll be fine
By being an adult and ignoring what the morons say? They're coworkers who fricking gives a shit. Clock in, do your shit, clock out. They may as well be dead to you.
Until one of them complains to HR to get you fired.
If you bring your own lunch just say you don't want to waste food. It's true and makes the office people types think about the environment so they leave you alone.
Eat it, track the calories. If you do cardio this is a non problem. Literally just work harder to afford the shit tier calories. Do you guys even lift? Do you know how little effort it takes to run a burger off? Eat the meat anon, it won't hurt you. Take the bread off if you're that fricking fat
Hey tough guy if you brought that attitude into my office I’d make your life miserable until I fired you. You still feeling tough now punk? Yeah didn’t think so.
I know you're trolling but no employer could ever make my life miserable like the military did. Nobody could ever top the suck. I, on the other hand, know all the tricks to make employers' lives difficult. I sow the seeds of doubt in their brains and make them question the solidity of internal processes and make them doubt their abilities as leaders. If you're a shit boss, I'll make you quit like the previous two.
I liek office pizza 🙂
Office work is for women and homosexuals.
>Office people
>2019+5
You guys still go to the office?
homosexual CEOs made mandatory RTO for 3 days a week minimum, market is shit so no other option
>not eating the work burger
whats actually wrong with you, pic related doesn't even look like it has many calories and i bet it has a decent amount of protein.
just replace something in your diet, then you can eat the burger.
If you're doing omad and you're on a cut, eating the work burger can frick up your entire diet. If you're a manlet that burger could be 1/2 your daily tdee.
I’m sitting at 11-13% bf generally, I usually eat free work food and just skip dinner if it’s a big meal.
I still will do my daily 5k, which I generally do in sub 20 min (usually 18), but I’ll be slower and not feel good while doing it. Sometimes I’ll even do a 2nd lift session after work. Overall eating a burger is not really bad, just skip the fries (I still eat the fries though and regret it the whole run when bubble guts starts kicking in).
Just laugh with them if they are joking with you about not eating. Tell them you are watching your girlish figure and wink. (As long as you don't actually have a girlish figure)
Work in companies full of asians from asia or rich whites. They dont eat much.
>Just say "I come to work to work, not to socialize"
Also make sure you say good bye to all promotions and your job as soon as they need to lay people off. People would rather work with a mediocre worker who is easy and fun to get along with, than an above average butthole. The only time this doesn't apply is if you are literally one of the best in your industry and you can make them a lot of money.
>bring salad to work
>'is that all you're eating, anon?'
>'no really, that's all?
>'okay then....'
What's their problem? Why give a shit about what some other person eats?
>What's their problem? Why give a shit about what some other person eats?
why can't you ask them?
>sperging out over someone asking if you´re gonna eat more
you're a pussy if you are this volatile
So what you're saying is you look DYEL? Maybe you should eat their food so you can bulk up. Idk, jus sayin.
Toughest part about losing weight is the social impact/dependencies.
Gl anon
Just say you don’t want the food. Simple as. I’m pretty sure you can go to HR if someone gives you a serious hard time about it.
>How do you manage the constant bombardment of office lunches while cutting?
I only go to the office twice a week and I just order a chicken or salmon salad at lunch
moronic bait thread with a made up story. have a nice day
Honestly no offense but this is how anorexics talk
No talk, just walk.
>Youre basically forced to eat with them or else you're an outsider.
I thought working from home would change this but the motherfrickers literally demand I travel for 3 days to have a drink.
>office lunches
My office is fricking israeli and we are lucky if we get work provided lunch more than twice a year, while managers get food on company dime every single week at least once. C'est la vie. I hate the antichrist
What? Are these "people" in the same team as you? If yes you're probably an unlikeable incel freak and eating with them won't matter as they already dislike you, and if not who gives a frick about them?
My girlfriend makes me delicious bento boxes of homemade meals and my coworkers drool over it. She makes baked goods for birthdays and holidays for me to bring to work, too. Love my culinary waifu so sorry OP I can't relate.
let's see it
Yes pics with timestamp or larp
NTA but my wife makes me really good food for lunch everyday too. Meat, rice, and veggie. Everyone gets super jealous.
Asian girl=best girl
>everyone is so jealous
doubt.
They always try to get me to give them some
I’m 6’1 and taller than you insecure manlet
I'm 6'2 and my wife is 5'8
Sure you are lil guy
>my wife
I didn’t know they made pillows that tall champ
My dad is 6'4 and one of my sisters is 6' so calm down weeb. My neice on my wifes side (her brothers daughter) is 6'3 and is a 17yo girl and my mother in law is 5'11. I'm just lucky to not be shorter than my sister.
Hey man, it’s ok you’re short. Everyone knows an emotionally secure tall man wouldn’t use a manlet meme to attack another man over his choice in women.
I just feel bad for you lil guy, I want you to be happy like I am with my awesome 5’7 Asian wife that loves me, makes me home made food, and gives me daily vitamins.
I wear my boots to christmas so my sister isn't taller than me in heels. My two brother in laws are 6'1 and 6'3. My tallest uncle is (was) 6'6 when he was young. I just have gold hair and blue eyes and would never marry an asian because I want my kids to actually look like me. My wife has hazel eyes and light brown hair but her mom is blonde with blue eyes so we're looking at decent odds depending on how many kids.
Hey lil buddy, no need to lie about be 6’. I do believe that your sister is taller than you though.
It’s also cute you think you’re White with blue eyes and light hair like me. That’s the attitude champ, if you keep trying you can maybe be as cool as me one day. I’d give you a piggyback ride if you were here lil pal.
I'm taller than you and I didn't have to marry down to asian anon. Enjoy your brown children.
Look lil guy, I’m trying to be nice pretending you have a chance at happiness, but if you keep acting like this I don’t think I can keep being friendly with you lil booger
You already lost when you married down. Now at best you'll have a dysgenic hapa daughter or a hapa son that hates himself and has no racial identity. Best thing you can do is divorce before it comes to that or do in vitro with your vietnamese wife.
>same tired decade old meme
>implying there aren't still thousands of people posting in r/hapa constantly about hating their dysgenic identity and not feeling at peace
Americanized asian women all want to be white to the point that it makes them neurotic. I worked with one who telling her she seemed white made her extremely happy. Another one I knew listened to country music to try to ingraciate herself. At my high school a viet girl was fricking all the blond boys. You married down below your level bro.
>all these people want to be white! trust me, bro!
I ain't never met them.
Hey it's your decision. Your parents will love their little grandkids regardless of them not looking normal. Many such cases.
>implying I'm normal
>dumb frick assumption
>le reddit comic
I too love me a good ol' fashioned bad faith argument
Damn bro what's wrong with you you got a genetic disease or something?
true
>implying that there aren’t self hating White girls publicly felating Black folk and supporting blm and homosexuals
I’m tired of you gays pretending White women are better
Coal burners exist, there's even a name for it, but we're tired of you guys getting your perception of reality from beating off to interracial porn.
>Coal burners exist
and it flies in the face of your theory and I love to watch you scramble and flounder in it.
Stop jerking it to BLACKED, dude. You are brainwashing yourself.
>assumptions and ad hominem in lieu of an argument
that's the good shit. Can't wait to tell my friendarinos back at reddit that I dunked on another IST moron. Smile for the screencap!
>Asian women are terrible
>but it’s ok when White women frick Black folk
>guy marries down to an asian woman with a shovel face
>gets called out for throwing hia genes away and spawning goblins
>o-ok b-bro but I watch cuck porn and you're marrying a pornstar who fricks Black folk!!!
Can you not see how completely moronic this sounds?
>oh no my special genes!
I'm white and childless and on any given day I feel neither way about it, but since it agitates you I'm into it.
Only married men are allowed in this conversation. Go be a genetic failure and jack off to cuck porn somewhere else. Even asian wife bro would agree with that.
Actually yeah, I do agree with that.
Hey have you read the shogun books? Fx is making a new series. In the books the mc, blackthorne, is 6'2 with golden hair and blue eyes. He's half brit half dutch. It's a fun read. Haven't read the sequels yet.
I haven’t read it. I honestly haven’t read a novel since HS and have kinda stuck to historical and theoretical books, it’s kinda made for dry reading though.
I just have a hard time letting go and reading a novel, it’s like watching TV or playing vidya, I just feel guilty like I’m wasting time. It’s not easy getting older.
I like history podcasts to and I’d like to mention that they’re great listening when you’re doing cardio or lifting, but my headphones always fall off during calisthenics so I don’t listen then.
It is historical fiction kind of like Master and Commander is. I listen to audible on the elitipical. I have already heard all the free hardcore histories once or twice over. Spotify has free audiobooks now. I've been listening to that manipilation handbook 'how to win friends and influence people' on there.
Hardcore history is pretty good. I recommend
>age of napoleon
>American revolution
>fall of civilizations
>explorers
I’m trying to like the crusades and reconquista, but it’s an Australian female narrator and it just sort of ruins it and makes it hard to listen to.
>again, implying, ad hominem
no argument, STILL. White women frick dogs.
Bro, White women are absolutely the issue here. If White women were better then White men wouldn’t even look at Asian women.
I’m tired of you homosexuals pretending White women are perfect when they clearly aren’t.
>muh genes
Guarantee you’re dysgenic
Xang xi pls, those ones were raped by their uncles in their trailer when they were 11. If a woman does porn you can assume very accurately that she was either abused or abandoned and that she is currently a drug addict.
>raped in their trailers by their uncles
You’re not helping the case for White people moron
You actually make us look worse with your stupid arguments
At least they want to be White and aren’t running around apologizing for it to Black folk and homosexuals like White women do
both of you dorks sound like frickin gays
>marrying into brown children
post pics of your co-workers literally drooling or you're larping.
Shouts out to our great wives bros. My wife demands that she packs my lunch. She says it's her job as my wife to make my lunch for me. Then she writes a little cute note on a napkin to help brighten my day
She always makes me egg whites and chicken, its my prefered lunch. Throws in my vitamins. The squencher I get from work.
Kek at the vitamins, my wife always puts a big stack of vitamins on my breakfast plate next to a large glass of water. She also puts lutein supps out to keep my eye sight good. She told me that I better die after she does because she doesn’t want to be lonely, so she makes sure I’m staying healthy.
you ain't got a wife you got a mom.
that's pcool
Giga based, I hope for the same one day. Good for you anon
I guess it's the thought that counts
that's not bento that's just tupperware you Black person
>eats egg whites and chicken breast
>lmao 0% fat or micronutrients
>squirts ketchup (sugar) all over it
>eats vitamins instead of real food
>uses a thinkpad keyboard on a desktop to diddle the nipple all day
Based and autismpilled
>sloppa
>messy desk
>autism keyboard
>bottled drinks
>signed "le wife"
I cannot imagine the autism 1 must have to lie on an anonymous image board.
he's either telling the truth and he's a huge weirdo married to another huge weirdo (good for them, tbh)
or
he's lying and larping on lunch break but having fun at his horrible call center job.
in either event I'm rooting for him.
You posted this as a thread recently, I remember it. Still working at the lumber Co?
looks absolutely vile. also, whose wife fricking signs off as literally 'wife'? lmfao
It's scrambled eggs and chicken, I put in ketchup because I enjoy my eggs with ketchup.
She does. She takes immense pride in being my wife. One time I called her my girl and she snapped at me and said, I'm your wife. Another time I accidentally called her Ms instead of Mrs and she also scolded me on Ms means she's not married. I love she's so possessive of her title, it's a bit endearing and makes me a better husband. I do also sign my cards to her as love your husband [anon]
>It's scrambled eggs and chicken
I'm aware of what it is. Doesn't make it any mroe acceptable. Perhaps our families just come from stronger food cultures, but if my wife unironically served me something that looked like that, I'd be researching divorce lawyers later that afternoon.
How do you suppose you package scrambled eggs and chicken to make it look appealing? It all gets eaten in the end. Why fuss over how it looks vs how it tastes
White people
yeah. very very cucked. i think its cause most modern whites grew up with democracy. the white male patriachy was finished by 80s.
that meal looks like someone vomited into a tupperware, no offense
stop being a gay and eat the yolks too, they are good for you
Which cube is that, looks like a Moyu cube but with different colors I like it
I have no idea. A guy at the airport gave it to me because he bet me to solve it before he boarded and I couldnt
>I couldnt
What's you avg solve time?
To be fair i had just learned and couldn't even consistently do the beginner method.
Now my average time is 20 to 25 seconds. I can't break 20 though. My best time is 19 seconds but I need to practice much more for a 15
Good shit keep it up
Yeah I'll keep at it. It's fun. I bring my Gan 11 to the gym and solve between sets
>Gan 11
Damn that's a pricey cube. Worth it? I've got a DaYan Zanchi (c. 2014) and a Moyu Aolong (2016) then got my gf some random Moyu cube (2022). It's the only 'new' cube I've tried, and it's nice but none of those cubes mentioned before are more than ~$15. Is the Gan 11 really worth ~$50?
Forgot to say:
>DaYan Zanchi
stickerless
>Moyu Aolong
stickered
>random Moyu
stickerless
These 2 cubes are the only cubes I've used and the Gan btfos the other one. I'd say it's worth it
>being so upset about your co-workers teasing you that you shit up my indian fitness board
just don't eat anything else
>Youre basically forced
stop fricking saying this dumb shit and start enforcing agency over your own fricking life jfc
You don't work, you are underage and terminally online
Well????
https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ58YVAn6
Uh oh burger bros... the do not eaters are catching up
I eat the burger. Not because I give a frick what my coworkers think, but because I love burgers.
>Office people are so annoying.
Stopped reading there...
now it makes sense ....
any time somebody tries to throw a barb at you for something they're obviously self conscious and projecting on you about simply curl one corner of your lip as if just barely smirking and holding back a cough at the same time, pinch and raise your brow, and squint. say nothing for several seconds as you hold eye contact. 30% bemusement, 20% disgust, 20% pity, 20% confusion, 10% anger. it is the universal, ape-like response to hearing or seeing something absolutely pathetic and moronic and you will without a doubt trigger a shameful, almost flight-or-fight like response. when other people see that face too they subconsciously join in because they don't want it directed at them.
i'm sure plenty of the speds on here have even gotten this face themselves after spilling their spaghetti. i do it very often so now i'm sharing it with you
>how to be instantly hated by your entire team
>over 1 burger
i've literally never had the burger situation happen to me because i've never worked an office job. but the primal sneer of judgement is an all-class kind of tool
>the burger situation
kek
i mean seriously imagine working in a fricking job where you have time to experience these ridiculous kafka-esque rituals over a fricking burger lmao i have pretty much never had down time in a job and they certainly weren't hand feeding me cafeteria burgers like a daycare... what the frick
i wouldn't know how to even get an office job if i tried. i think 99% of the people saying they have one are lying. what the frick are they even doing?
The burger situation never happens. Lunch situation happens once in a while for team building.
However, everyone has to agree on location of where to eat because everyone will have some diet preferences. Its never going to be a situation where everyone, including the vegans, are being forced to eat a burger.
This seems more like a case where your family is wondering why you are such a gay when it comes to food, which they have every right to ridicule you on especially for 1 family gathering event.
>This seems more like a case where your family is wondering why you are such a gay when it comes to food
this is probably how this thread started, some anon getting mogged by the entire family
>>"oh anon you're too good to eat with us?"
yes
>>"you're on a diet? You're already skinny, you're anorexic"
what the FRICK did you just call me!?!?
>>"look at anon, he needs to watch his figure"
yes
>youre basically forced to eat with them or else you're an outsider
Then be an outsider
You WILL eat the work burger
You should do a lat spread when confronted about rejecting slop.
Usually it’s cakes at my work. I don’t enjoy cake but occasionally I will eat a small piece out of courtesy, it is not going to cause a problem.
Do not eat hamburgers
they are israeli poison, you literally do not need bread. You can live til 100 without eating bread once.
If they want to make you into an arrogant prick in their minds let them, just don't stoop on their level
>If they want to make you into an arrogant prick in their minds let them
this is terrible advice from someone who has never worked in any office setting. You will be creating a situation where you are more stressed than normal on a daily basis and you will need to start looking for a new job because the hammer will fall really hard on you if you make any kind of mistake.
Don't be a frickin social moron in the professional world, you can't act like a moronic child outside of school and personal life anymore
>GUYS THERE ARE HAMBURGERS AT WORK I'M GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Literally just eat the burger and skip the bun. Like what is the problem?
if you don't want to mog them just say you have hypertension in your family
My corporate job is work from home so the closest thing to this I can think of was learning to figuratively keep my fricking mouth shut, on Teams.
It was harder than I thought. I knew well enough not to start talking about politics but there is like 1 in 10 people who will come for you over shit you never would have anticipated if you try to have a normal conversation.
Just play chrono trigger or pokemon on your phone or read a book and use chat gpt 4 to record and give you the notes from the meetings.
It's easy in meetings but I am somewhat social and would like to shitpost with peers in the chat.
I have had c**ts come after me, though.
And the ones that did never participate in the chat either.
What you have there is 1/3 of a lunch. This is why you'll never make it. Shut the frick up and eat the burger you little autistic b***h.
>white women are great amirite guys
dude I can just google any permutation of 'gross porn' and it's going to be basically all white people being disgusting
stop selling me this 'white women are the peak' nonsense.
Saars.... is this true??? Why even learn java or lift if I cannot get the white girls punanini
you can get a white woman to frick you, you just need peanut butter and a pair of these bad boys
Saar it is no use... i make $80,000 with h1b in development and I cant get one tindr or bumble match.. i tried to do salsa dancing class and was called creepy
Frick off, shelbygay
Saar what is shelbygay is it a new backend stack???
>IST is made up of a bunch of blokes that get bullied by fatties
I thought you guys were supposed to be based and alpha lmao
>Any corporate guys
Lmfao OP is precisely why I've never stepped foot in that soulless bullshit realm. Enjoy being a desk monkey cuck or bail now and aave yourself 25+ years of wasted time and accumulated regret.
bug lovers eternally btfo
Is it cucked to eat the burger?
https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ58YVAn6
it's cucked to have a strong opinion about it.
my coworker bought me a burger from hooters today. i ate it. it had two big slices of onion on it.
Wait... Do they serve the vegetables on the side so people can skip them? What kind of degenerate skips the greens on a burger? They're literally the alibi for having a burger in the first place.
putting a leaf of lettuce on a hamburger is a silly white woman thing to do.
I would just hit a backflip and stare them in the eyes
yeah its hard to ignore the random shit at work even when you try to keep your mouth shut. its hiliarous how talking shit about trump is allowed at work. co-workers would literally say "haha a moron like trump" or some snide remark like that in meetings.
Majority of office workers are totally cucked. theres something about an office environment and the sterile hr enviroment that takes a man's manliness away. add the middle aged and fat and gross females and all the cucked beta so y boys and its a gross environment.
I think the opposite is funnier. I'm losing weight but also doing omad, and on days where I work out after my shift I'll have a pretty big meal. Over the months people have noticed, and I've also lost 20lbs at about a pound a week.
>Refuse free food
What the frick kind of richie rich homosexual upbringing did you have? Someone offers me free shit, I take it. If it's burgers, eat just the burger and skip the fries. If it's pizza, eat a couple slices and do some fricking cardio. What a dipshit pussy you are kek. I bet you eat alone in your car at lunch.
>I bet you eat alone in your car at lunch.
yeah i usually drive out to eat.
>I bet you eat alone in your car at lunch.
cant stand sitting in the cafeteria with all the other npcs
imagine being so poor you just accept whatever slip food you’re offered, just because it’s free
homie we live in age of total abundance and you’ve gotta protect your temple
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO A SINGLE BURGER MY CUT IS RUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINED
You're a caricature, this is like how fatties think healthy people treat food. Burgers/sandwiches have perfect macros, just don't be a fricking pig and stick to just the entree, or if it's a potluck stick to the protein.
Imagine staging this and still thinking highly of yourself
This is how women operate
She just wants to get out of her wagie job
See the issue with that is it requires thinking ahead
She paid 100's to get her hair done and on beauty products, spent hours caking on her fake appearance then had her friend film her at the drive thru all so she could get worthless social media points
Idk . she probably has brand deals or some shit now
shes probably hit the wall by now. shes likes 26 now making thread on tiktok about "this is how a 26 year old female looks naturally."
She only got famous last year. That video is from 2023
and she has the same vote as u and owns 20 thermal cups.
I'm about to get myself one so I can day drink without having a handle of whisky on me. I could easily see it being my all time favorite purchase once I get back in school.
isnt there lead in it? some pic on IST showed that it had lead.
Probably if some spoon head chank is in charge of the whole process.
I mean that looks like a decent meal. Good protein and nutrients.
a thirdie made it.
You guys are so anal about your food you go this far? Are you autistic?
"my doctor doesn't want me to get fat I have hereditary heart problems" and tell them should be grateful for their genes
i would eat 5 burgers to shut them up and eat 5 fries and go to coffee shop and buy 3 donuts and eat it infront of them casually and show up to work tomorrow even more fit.
her brain is fried from all the simp attention.
Whats a good career to make 200 k salary. I dont want to go to law school or med school too long
>me want money
>me no want work
Being a lawyer or a doctor isnt the only way to make a lot of money. Im 27. Its too late for me to go to law or med. Is there anything else?
grift on the internet - somehow these dudes are surviving for years and years.
Sales. Medical or financial software especially.
Bro if a burger and no fries makes any difference on your cut you need to put some frickin muscle on.
im not gonna lie - this thread makes me feel a little better, this happened at my work place - except I didn't refuse the food cause frankly I needed the mass but working out / "being healthy" was a big part of my identity cause I wanted to lean into it AND EVEN THAT was enough to cause dismay. I would later realize in a world of degenerates - this is a big no no.
It was my first corporate job and while it didn't last long - it definitely taught me a lot about how vicious these c**ts are over the smallest shit. I am never talking to anyone at work about health and fitness ever again - even if they infer from my physique if I work out.
yeah the normie hivemind.