>replenishes your glycogen
>is real fuel for your body
>boosts your gains
>boosts brain function
>makes crossfitters and keto-schizos seethe
Eat your pasta homosexuals
>replenishes your glycogen. >is real fuel for your body. >boosts your gains. >boosts brain function
You're ban evading, moxyte.
Why would I listen to this fat frick giving health advice
because he knows it better than your moronic ass
Then why is he fat
>anon views doctors as a source of authority and knowledge in 2023
lmfao
positively never going to make it under any circumstances
>t. One of his failed patients.
what the frick is moxytes a fat disabled morons obsession with making people eat carbs
exactly why would you listen to an obese man spamming IST and reddit daily telling you to eat carbs?
Eat your carbs Black person and get back to work.
Oh youre back you spamming moron? Off yourself.
moxyte is a sickly vegan, OP's picture has meat in it
Ask me how I know you are over 15% body fat
if you're natty and you've NOT over 15% body fat you're not strong or big
Who cares about being big I would rather frick prime girls
>not settled with a faithful wife and children
>not a 18% dad bod with a healthy amount of muscle underneath
>starving yourself to frick ~~*thots*~~
ngmi. find god, eat pasta, marry a tradwhitewife and have children
You have none of that except the fat part.
Cope: the post
looks delicious, post recipe pls
Second this. OP post sauce. I'm lying here with a caloric defecit getting fricken horny to your pic. plz respond.
Why is there a big yellow green bruise around your hip
>not filling in the slightest
>200 kcal per serving
>serving size is 1/8 of small box
dios mio
disgusting
I prefer taters, better micros.
mmmmm taters
lots of butter and keep the skin on
Pasta is ground up seeds full of anti-nutrients
Literal starvation food
>me bashing in a ketotards face before fricking his wife/gf
Eat your pasta anons. Just make sure to get your protein in and 20-25% cals from fat, the rest are carbs.
How did he get knocked out so easily?
he was completely relaxed
if you want to avoid this you flex your neck, flex your traps, clench your jaw, pull your chin into your neck and usually do something to block/parry/dodge the blow
rarely is someone moronic enough to just take a punch to the face with relaxed posture and closed eyes
dude, even if he was flexing to take that punch he still would have been dizzy as hell or knocked out. the guy knows how to throw a punch
I agree but tensing up will help reduce the damage
When someone asks where is the vegan option.
I agree, just make sure you're not eating pasta made in the USA where they cure the wheat with roundup
get italian, Molissano
How can you burn fat if you're not in Ketosis? And you can't be in Ketosis if your eatting goyslop. Simple as.
is this really what ketolards actually believe??
lmao u guys are truly so fkin DUMB
aye aye, captain.
Moxyte, Why do you waste so much time here?
Tell us about yourself.
Let us get to know you, now that you are internet famous.
Pasta with chicken is the greatest meal on earth.
glyphosate soaked grain sponges
mamma mia its good
i love fricking pasta! it feels fricking good that i can eat it whenever i want and not turn into a hamplanet.
>Converts protein into glycogen
Skip the carbs. Eat meat.
If you want to be an elite athlete and not a dyel, please include some pasta with your meat anon.
I eat some apples and various berries from my garden, and whatever low GI fruits that's in season, some time before working. I just keep the amount of carbs low enough to still stay in ketosis.
elite athletes are dyels, ever watch the olympics?
everything replenishes glycogen you attention prostitute
Best grappler in the world only eats pizza and pasta.