>retires on top

>retires on top
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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where could one hypothetically procure such a buck-breaking apparatus?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you want a quality one then you have to get it direct from the man himself. No ordinary retailer would be able to sell such a thing but even the government is scared to go after Brian "Buck Breaker" Shaw. Even after what he did to Ronnie Coleman, he's still getting away with it and that was fricking gruesome.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are those the israeli laborours he uses to build the Shaw Classic?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          This picture was taken not long after Brian had heard the stories of lampshades made of israeli skin in the Holocaust. Of course he knew it was all false but he needed a new lifting belt and wanted to show the israelites what a real holocaust would be like.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they had to remove ronnies intestines to operate on his spine after the Shaw incident
        Truly fricking brutal. How has he not been locked up yet?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I just want to remind you that your forced meme is sad as hell.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Powerpohl" by Lexen iron works. I've had my eye on it for a while, but it's $500-600 after shipping is included.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is that thing?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        A marching band harness for the drumline with a big steel dildo on it

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brian is a close second but it's hard to compare to Big Z.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll beat him and take his spot.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*starts doing anything other than standing*
    >*runs out of breath in under a minute*

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    is that the device he used on larry wheels? I heard he was never the same after that

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >on top
    >7/10 at WSM
    lol

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He means the totally not rigged Shaw Classic. Giving yourself a trophy is just as valid as an actual achievement these days.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >name competition "strongest man on Earth"
        >actually contains heavy lifting, unlike WSM
        >you lift heavier than other people
        >you somehow gave yourself an award
        And the man was not just competing, but also spending a lot of time and energy in setting up the competition.
        Are you pretending to be moronic?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >be ass blasted about pic and his 5
          >say you'll win your 5th any year now for the last 5 years
          >never ger it
          >seethe
          >cope by make your own show
          >always follow wsm by a couple months so nobody else peaks or meaningfully train events
          >extra cope by changing the name of your show this year
          >pick only events and weights you know you are always good at
          >crown yourself 5 time WSM*

          Brian will be forgot years between the Big Z era and the Eddie vs Thor nonsense era.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            How did this guy go from 5'11 to 6'1? In his first entrances they'd say he's 5'11 then later on it went to 6'0 and now 6'1.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              HGH

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Some people grow late. Also little-known-fact he performed his last 3 WSM comps in heels.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            bro could legit take flight with those lats god damn

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