yes. ive had many boomers in lifted ferds and chebys either open their door or cross lanes while im lane splitting. i rev bomb them and then smack their mirror off and watch them bounce up and down angrily in their trucks while they’re stuck in traffic. nothing makes fat middle aged boomers more angry than a young male on a japanese sport bike
i also dont have to follow any traffic laws whatsoever. it’s pretty great. cars are for cucks
>damages someone's car >speeds off into the distance like a b***h
why dont you stick around and confront the guy, homosexual?
>seething cagie attempts to block my path of travel >loses a mirror
not my fault, homosexual. also why would i stop and confront some fat boomer when the whole point of my lane splitting is to save time? are car drivers this moronic?
we already had the Shelby homosexual on here. get a different gimmick. no one cares.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Shelby homosexuals with a paper bag >but I miss him :'(
4 months ago
Anonymous
shelbygay didnt even have a shelby. all he had was a key fob. im also not posting copypastas in every thread, moron. this is a bike thread
4 months ago
Anonymous
>shelbygay didnt even have a shelby. all he had was a key fob
I suspected this for a long time given that was all he ever posted. Was that ever confirmed?
4 months ago
Anonymous
Shelby homosexuals with a paper bag >but I miss him :'(
shelbygay didnt even have a shelby. all he had was a key fob. im also not posting copypastas in every thread, moron. this is a bike thread
>shelbygay didnt even have a shelby. all he had was a key fob
I suspected this for a long time given that was all he ever posted. Was that ever confirmed?
Holy shit I haven't posted on this shithole website for like 3 months and you losers are STILL talking about me? Hahahahhaha absolutely MINDBROKEN
4 months ago
Anonymous
Our response fit sisters? It's like, this guy is an enigma. He's very much one of us - an irreverent frickhead too controversial to post in the normiesphere - yet he dabs on his fellow ISTners? What's his deal? It's like he's a proessional shitposter just aiming to get a rise out of anybody for its own sake.
Anyway... I'll be at the gym, huffing and puffing by the dumbbell rack in silence, fantasizing that the cardio bunny will step off the thread mill, walk over to me and say "that Yamaha by the front entrance, is that yours?"
4 months ago
Anonymous
No, I have an insta and I post here solely to shit on nerds. Nerds, geeks, incels, etc. are biological debris and the IST brand of those losers are like the bottom-of-the-barrel muck of the genetic trash gene pool. Knowing that months later these losers still think about me is so fulfilling. I sought out to pulverize incels on their own turf and was not just successful, but changed this board permanently. About once a month I'll search "shelby" in the catalog and just LAUGH MY ASS OFF at the dozens of incels still butthurt about my posts.
all i know is that you got pwned by some fat latina goblina
homie you are literally sitting stationary at a desk in your spare time post on IST lmao. What causes "men" to actually post on IST using a fricking PC? Do you not realize how incredibly gay that is? Like right now you are in a chair, stationary, in front of a big ass screen doing nothing but posting on fricking IST lmao. That's so incredibly homosexual. Only thing that could make if worse is if you still lived with your parents
4 months ago
Anonymous
>larping as shelbygay
new meta?
4 months ago
Anonymous
Yes, pretend is not really me shitting on you then pretend it's really me posting on homosexual boards like "advice" LMAO this is the mindfrick I'm talking about, literally causing you losers to suffer from cognitive dissonance.
4 months ago
Anonymous
post keyfob with time stamp. or are you still waiting on it to arrive from ebay?
4 months ago
Anonymous
>take a special timestamped pic for me, the fat PC-posting slob who doesn't even lift despite being on a fitness forum
LMAO. Here, let me just expose your delusion even further - you want special pic? Sure, post a timestamped pic of your wrist and I'll go grab my key and write a nice little note just for you.
Oh? What's that? You wont and your low IQ and cognitive dissonance doesn't allow you to understand your hypocrisy? Lmao yeah, that's what I thought. And right this moment your child-like brain is already thinking about how to reply. How do you deal with getting shit on so hard? "I know! I'll just say I asked first!" Hahaha literally something a 12 year old would say.
Now proceed to say some iteration of "no pic" ad nauseum while simultaneously refusing to post even your WRIST lmao pathetic. I've done this rigamaroo with you incels probably a hundred times. You're just another mind broken brick in the wall, lil celly
4 months ago
Anonymous
i ain’t readin all that shit Black person
4 months ago
Anonymous
>immediately replies
Lol you read every single word, twice. And now you're essentially putting your fingers in your ears and saying "LA LA LA IM NOT LISTENING!" hahahahha frickin homosexual
>your WRIST
Stop yelling in your American frat boy voice and I'll consider it.
Spoiler warning: My wrists are as wide as a 50th percentile 11-year-old's.
>IST incel has b***h wrists
Wow I'm so shocked
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Anyways that's enough of my time spent on this shithole. Just a daily reminder you losers will never make it. Have a couple of pastas to go
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Your car is the quickest way for someone to determine your worth. When you see someone exit a Ferrari, you automatically know they're above you. Actually, most of you probably cope and convince yourself they're up to their eyeballs in debt but nonetheless you saw them and immediately got defensive because your little ego got hurt simply by them existing and driving a nice car.
That's what a car does - it immediately displays your status. It says either "yep, that's right. I make enough money to afford this car" or "I'm so poor I have to drive a beater to make ends meet". Your car immediately determines your value as a human. Expensive car = high income = high paying job = high value employee. It immediately tells people you're intelligent.
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Your income, in almost every case, is a direct reflection of your value as a human being. Sure, there are exceptions. But I would estimate that for 99.9% of humans, your level of responsibility, dedication, motivation, drive, and intelligence is directly correlated to how much money you make.
If someone is poor, you can almost always assume they are stupid and lazy. If someone is rich, you can almost always assume they are intelligent and driven. Like I said, there are exceptions. But they are far and few between. It's why medical doctors are paid the big bucks and blue collar workers make low 5 figs and have an extremely high turn-around rate (from just not showing up -> laziness)
4 months ago
Anonymous
Forgot my pic, it's the cherry on top (and yeah, I have a Porsche now 🙂 seethe)
4 months ago
Anonymous
hahaha no wonder the goblina rejected him
4 months ago
Anonymous
post a vocaroo of you saying bich wrists, 'cause that's a real tongue twister for this anon.
>photoshopped a different key fob onto a picture of your rancid poorgay sofa you've posted a thousand times
wew lad
>all these PC posting incel nerds getting triggered
4 months ago
Anonymous
>the “muh pc posting” boomer is back
have a nice day
4 months ago
Anonymous
>implying it's boomers using mobile phones to post
What a moron >is back
So I'm not the first to make fun of you for it and you remember all the previous times someone has made fun of you for it? LOL homies will post on IST sitting at a desk using a PC and wonder why women are repulsed by them... total delusion
4 months ago
Anonymous
Brother, we're in this together.
t. 34 year old iPhone user. I can check the weather in Russia on this thing.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>photoshopped a different key fob onto a picture of your rancid poorgay sofa you've posted a thousand times
wew lad
4 months ago
Anonymous
post a vocaroo of you saying bich wrists, 'cause that's a real tongue twister for this anon.
4 months ago
Anonymous
You're still jealous of motorcyclists, pitiful
4 months ago
Anonymous
>your WRIST
Stop yelling in your American frat boy voice and I'll consider it.
Spoiler warning: My wrists are as wide as a 50th percentile 11-year-old's.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Keyfob life best life
4 months ago
Anonymous
all i know is that you got pwned by some fat latina goblina
4 months ago
Anonymous
>censoring your gay chef knife forearm tattoo
Don't worry it's just an angry manlet
yes. ive had many boomers in lifted ferds and chebys either open their door or cross lanes while im lane splitting. i rev bomb them and then smack their mirror off and watch them bounce up and down angrily in their trucks while they’re stuck in traffic. nothing makes fat middle aged boomers more angry than a young male on a japanese sport bike
i also dont have to follow any traffic laws whatsoever. it’s pretty great. cars are for cucks
Be a menace to society and rebel. The only way in an unjust world
In the beginning, there's a cop parked on the right side of the highway, obscured by the 18-wheeler. Not sure why he looks over his left shoulder at oncoming traffic. I don't see anything worth looking at over there.
Lol like every weekend I'd go to a traffic accident for you bike Black folk
I'd destroy your leathers with my shears and cut your helmet off if you survived the collision, then completely immobilize you onto a longbboard even if you weren't complaining of back or neck pain
>he thinks I give pain meds
lol
lmao even
you'll scream the whole fricking way or I'll tube you without a sedative, Black person
I've done both
4 months ago
Anonymous
why do medjannies cope and seethe about their chosen profession do much? like it wasn't a secret that you were going to be dealing with drug addicts, old women, and road idiots for shit pay and hours
4 months ago
Anonymous
lol I get paid great because of the union and I get to torment morons like junkies and bikeBlack folk and actual Black folk all shift 3 nights a week
4 months ago
Anonymous
that does sound cool, too bad you're lying on the Internet
4 months ago
Anonymous
>he doesn't know about fire medics
I get a retirement at 20 years too lol
medic jobs with private ambulance companies are fricking dogshit and mostly filled by dipshits, except for like 15% who are waiting for a fire spot or going flight or search and rescue or its a side gig because they're swat medics
4 months ago
Anonymous
clean it up jannie, nobody respects you but enjoy your retirement
Just shoot the guy if he gets into an accident. A big part of the reason I ride bikes is that I don't wanna slowly degrade and die in old age. It's a non-comittal suicide method
Why are you pretending there isn't a car wreck every day? If anything, it's better taking a risk that only affects yourself and being the only victim of a crash vs plowing your 2 ton missile into a family of 5 who did nothing wrong.
homosexual this is how fast I cruise in my shitbox camry after 20 beers, step up your game instead of blueballing us with a 95mph webm where nothing happens
No dickhead, I ride between 10.000 and 20.000 KM a year on my motorcycle. You’re giving us a bad name. If you want to ride like a maniac, got to a racetrack
4 months ago
Anonymous
I literally prefer a 250cc scooter to a sport bike but keep seething lmfao >Americans be like
Nooo I can't shift gears I need automatic in my giant car >gets on 1000cc death machine
Yeah bro u gotta shift gears this is the only True Way
I had 3 riding buddies back in 2019: we would max out the bikes on the freeway, do wheelies and take hard corners pretty much everywhere.
One time, a cop saw our wheelies and tried to pull us over.
I made two quick turns and hid behind a dumpster for 3 hours, my other friend sped home and got caught by red light cameras and was later arrested, the third guy crashed into a guy mowing his lawn and killed himself and the bystander
Motorcycling is for suicidal people with no future
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Motorcycling is for suicidal people with no future
Yeah that's why I like it gay
4 months ago
Anonymous
Not any of those anons but holy shit you are a fricking idiot. God damn you I can't believe I have to live on the same planet as """"""people""""" like you. The fact that you wont just have a nice day in your room just means that you're a coward.
4 months ago
Anonymous
your friends were moronic. only way you get arrested is if you admit you were riding. no face, no case. also lol @ having plates and getting owned by red light cameras
4 months ago
Anonymous
No plates, He had a unique bike and they paid extra attention to him because of the fatal crash. I think I only got away with it because me and the other guy literally waited behind a dumpster for literal hours, probably past when they were looking at cctv footage
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Motorcycling is for suicidal people with no future
I hate that in any conversation about motorcycles, there are absolute morons like you who are literally hiding behind dumpsters after doing wheelies, and act as if you can give seminars about the safety of having a motorcycle.
4 months ago
Anonymous
The official statistics of motorcycles is that most accidents aren't even their fault. Stories about homosexual kids on crotch rockets don't tell the real story. They just get hit by some landwhale in a white truck and die. The cargays try to claim it's because it's harder to see motorcycles but they're not hard to see. They're an outlier on the road so it's very easy to notice them. The real reason is that cargays are always looking for an excuse to murder someone and bikes, both motor and pedal, imply a certain level of freedom and social status that they don't have which causes them to fly into a wagie rage. It's happened many times. It's always some fricker who commutes 2 hours a day for his factory job that flies into a rage when he sees the fit, healthy doctor riding his bike.
4 months ago
Anonymous
This, don't underestimate wage rage in the US.
4 months ago
Anonymous
The only two of us who hid after the cop started per suit are the only two who didn’t die or get arrested.
Just like from GTA waiting out the stars
I sold my bike shortly after the funeral and the guy I sold it to got severely injured on it riding the tail of the dragon a month later
4 months ago
Anonymous
No, it's just that motorcycling attracts a lot of low iq morons. Those are the guys you see weaving through busy freeways at 150mph, speeding in residential areas, revbombing for attention, wearing no gear, getting road rage, riding for 5 minutes and sitting in front of starbucks for 6 hours, running from cops, starting fights with cagers, and so on
You remember the bad motorcyclists
4 months ago
Anonymous
every one of those is me, except the riding for 5 minutes. i wouldnt change shit. homosexual >t. 131 IQ tested by board certified psychs
im smarter than you
You will get hit by car. Every motorcyclist does, and everyone of them claims it's not their fault. You will struggle to pay the medical bills because everyone knows you were mostly at fault for being dumb c**t thinking the traffic lines don't apply to him.
have a nice day cagecucks. enjoy your traffic and following the law like good little goyim cattle
You will get hit by car. Every motorcyclist does, and everyone of them claims it's not their fault. You will struggle to pay the medical bills because everyone knows you were mostly at fault for being dumb c**t thinking the traffic lines don't apply to him.
I was about to buy a motorcycle until my mom found out. She got all upset telling me about how her brother died from a motorcycle accident, and that I should save my money and just take his
>intentionally try to run bike off the road "by mistake" >face retaliation in form of broken mirror (100x less expensive to repair than a smashed up bike and associated medical bills) >NOO YOU CANT DO THAT YOU CANT RETALIATE AGAINST SOMEONE TRYING TO SERIOUSLY INJURE YOU >IF YOU TRIED TO DAMAGE MY PROPERTY ID SHOOT YOU DEAD BUT YOU CANT DO ANYTHING WHEN I TRY TO DAMAGE YOUR PROPERTY AND INJURE YOU
Lel at all the idiot boomers itt
Kid, he made it all up. Stop being naive and gullible.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>t. boomer bouncing up and down angrily his FORDF5000 after he tried to cut off a lane splitting biker
happens all the time, grandpa. you old fricks cant stand it when other people don’t have to wait in traffic like you do
Car gays deserve harassment and ridicule. They're basically anons on the road, the anonymity of the tinted windows makes them feel powerful but in reality they're pussies too fat to walk to the fridge.
The official statistics of motorcycles is that most accidents aren't even their fault. Stories about homosexual kids on crotch rockets don't tell the real story. They just get hit by some landwhale in a white truck and die. The cargays try to claim it's because it's harder to see motorcycles but they're not hard to see. They're an outlier on the road so it's very easy to notice them. The real reason is that cargays are always looking for an excuse to murder someone and bikes, both motor and pedal, imply a certain level of freedom and social status that they don't have which causes them to fly into a wagie rage. It's happened many times. It's always some fricker who commutes 2 hours a day for his factory job that flies into a rage when he sees the fit, healthy doctor riding his bike.
the cyclist cries out in pain as he strikes you "why do they persecute me so?"
Holy shit the amount of seethe on this post. Why are people so pissed off about someone getting revenge on someone trying to frick them up? Lane splitting in BETTER for cars because it means one less vehicle in the lineup. Why do people get so shitty about it? >You WILL get into an accident >You WILL die >You WILL become paralysed
No you fricking won't, most people who ride bikes know it's dangerous and ride safe. Yes, motorcycling happens to be appealing to a certain type of dickhead douchbag who thinks it makes him a badass until he plows into the back of a stationary vehicle because he was too busy staring at his speedometer, or pulls out in front of a truck because he was too busy trying to wheelie or piss someone off. Lane filtering in stationary or slow moving traffic is not a dickhead act, it's the safest option for the rider and its a benefit to every single car in the queue to get all of the bikes out of the way instead of taking up queue space.
gixxer anon here. glad i could make so many homosexuals seethe with this thread. shout out to my bikechad bros.
im gonna go lift now and take my bike and wake up all the cagie neighbors
Boomers only like Harley Davidson. If it isn't a Harley it isn't a motorcycle according to those homosexuals, because they live having 1000 pound bikes that are louder and slower than Freight Trains.
I have thought about getting a bike. My dad rides often, and he's getting older. I don't know how much riding he really has left. I figured it would be a good memory for us if I bought a bike and went riding with him.
do it. don’t listen to these homosexual shut in morons whose only outside time is driving their cagie cuckmobiles to the gym or sitting in traffic on the way to their wagie jobs
Also biker here. I swear cagie cucks are so funny they get so angry when I pass them by filtering the traffic, especially when I go first at the traffic stop only to pass with a red light. I also like how boomers get so angry when I do wheelies
Yea, driving a motorcycle with a different 45 yo fat single mom every weekend on the backseat is fricking exhausting. I filter all women that have pictures of motorcycles, its literally one of the worst redflags, because you just know that woman has sucked incountable dicks just to take that picture
Theres this short hair bob cut escort prostitute in nyc that rides a motorcycle. At least according to her reddit post. Anyone recognize her? I really hate her guts. I dont know why.
nope
[...] >seething cagie attempts to block my path of travel >loses a mirror
not my fault, homosexual. also why would i stop and confront some fat boomer when the whole point of my lane splitting is to save time? are car drivers this moronic?
and
https://i.imgur.com/o7y8aXI.jpg
>go to bed >cagies still seething
get fricked homosexuals lmao
post yours before you open your mouth, you little Black person
Of course you won't, since all of this is just you cheap trolling. Did a biker hurt your feelings since you feel like giving them a bad name?
4 months ago
Anonymous
i have been, eurotard. now tell me about how you got your license revoked for 5 years for being caught on a speedcam going 90mph lmao
4 months ago
Anonymous
>actually has a bike
well, at least I'll sleep better knowing you'll be a vegetable sooner or later
4 months ago
Anonymous
>new balance wearing boomer with 30 year old bikes and a shitbox c5
imagine paying displacement taxes on a shitbox. ive been riding like an butthole for 5 years and ive yet to get into an accident. stay mad fatty
4 months ago
Anonymous
Based Suzuki enjoyer , love you guys who ride good Suzukis....
How are the Bonnies on longer trips? I’m yuropoor gonna spend the summer in the states driving across from wash to Florida. Looking for a comfy baik to take me.
Sounds like a fun trip. Mine is an older carbed model so it may need jetting changes on such a long trip. Luggage space is a bit limited but you don’t need to carry much.
The newer T120s should do that kind of trip easily
I'm 103 lbs and couldn't get a Kawasaki VN900 off its kickstand and into upright position. Forever condemned to riding 250cc 'learner bikes', even with 18 years of experience under my belt, I sold my GN250 bobber and got a vintage moped. It'll go 18 mph or thereabouts.
Tbh the year I put the most miles on was one I got kind of fat because riding long distance is fatiguing but doesn't really burn any calories so it's ez to enter a slop surplus
Why do cagies care so much about motorcycles being dangerous (most of the statistics come from people who have never ridden a bike before and go ass over breasts the first time they take a corner without knowing how to counter steer)
Do you realise how ridiculous you sound when you say stuff like “but it’s not good for you” when you sit at your computers 10 hours a day minimum? Are you scared of air travel and crossing the streets too? Of lifting heavy?
Yeah if you're just cruising. But even if you are physically fit, track racing/ supersport riding, enduro, mx, trial, IS physically exhausting. I've never actually done any trials but track racing I can tell you that it's definitely physically tiring and my heart rate gets above 160 bpm
It's bongland, even if the scenery wasn't a dead giveaway the slow written on the road shows the direction of traffic.
He saw the car at the last second and hit the brakes which probably stopped him from being able to turn, i think that's how it goes with bikes.
Yes and no.
Supersport motorcycles are mostly for manlets, many of them can hardly be ridden if you're above 6ft. But adventure motorcycles such as bmw adventure and ktm adventure series are manlet's nightmare because they're freaking tall AND heavy on top of that.
adv, some harleys, and sport tourers are really all you have for 6ft+. I look insanely huge on my FJR1300 and I'm 6'2" weight 235 bench 3pl etc. My coworkers said I need a bigger bike.. I hear you, but I'm not riding a goldwing or some gay shit.
why is IST filled with so many cagie cucks? imagine sitting in traffic like literal NPCs while bikechads do whatever the frick they want. lol, lmao even
nah it’s legitimate cagie rage. mostly jealousy and envy that they will never know how free it is to be on 2 wheels living your life and doing whatever you want. bunch of coddled little pussies who think salvation lies in the gym rather than in personal freedom. kek
They're great. Opposed to sports bikes, to get these things quick you really have to master the fundamentals, and after that once you get on a real bike you'll be miles ahead, both on the street and on the dirt. Mad simple, light weight, you can see up and over, and can cut across medians when traffic piles up. If you're seriously considering the DRZ400 and DR650s are fantastic. The DRZs are more off road, the DRs more on. And as
Knobbies wear extremely quick on road
said, the knobbier the tire the faster it'll run out. Though, tire technology has improved quite a bit, and even the MOTOZ knobbies will last you about 15,000mi reliably.
>motorcycles used to be the cheapest way for white trash to be mobile over long distances >now it's for gay emos to go BRRRT fast because daddy didn't hug them enough
homosexuals. Listening to bikegays talk is as obnoxious as 3 hour vidya essays over a Mario or Zelda game. We get it: the bike is your fricking fursona.
After buying a dualsport I can somewhat appreciate the side of motorcycling that’s just frickin around bebopping around and causing mischief.
I will never understand the croozer gays though.
Saw a biker splatter onto the pavement in a wreck with a Jeep Wrangler on I-80 once. When I say splatter, I mean splatter. No thanks. Don’t care how fit it is. I’d rather not die like I’m in a Chinese live leak video. No dignity in that.
I was thinking about getting a motorcycle, my buddy had a beater that he learned on, he had already dropped it a few times. He let me ride it to show me the ropes. >Ride 100 yards down the block >Pretty exhilarating >car pulls out of a driveway, better slow down >Remember, 70/30 front brakes rear brakes
Fork slammed to the side as soon as I touched the brakes and I was already bleeding before I even realized I was on the ground. I apologized and paid for a new mirror, handlebar grips, and shift pedal, my buddy apologized for not teaching me fundamentals. Cured me of wanting a motorcycle
>Fork slammed to the side as soon as I touched the brakes
100% you grabbed a handful of front brake and the handlebars werent straight. >Cured me of wanting a motorcycle >fail once >give up forever
you’re pathetic
that post was written by some cagecuck while he was sitting in bumper to bumper traffic and started seething when he saw the bikechads lane splitting and skipping the line.
pure cope and jealousy
m8 I ride my road bike (bicycle) in nothing but skin tight lycra in heavy traffic on roads with high speed limits, a motorcycle is positively safe in comparison. Worst case on a motorcycle the cars don't see you. Worst case on a bicycle they're actively trying to kill you.
>"you have to be fit for it." >80+% of "bikers" are slobby fat boomers that haven't seen their dicks since Kurt Cobain was alive
the math ain't mathin, sport.
im turning 24 this year so I will finally be allowed to get a motorcycle license
a ninja 650 to me looks like a perfect bike, cant wait to have it one day and cruise around the city on a nice spring morning and summer evening
The ninja 400 is pretty much just a better bike all around with more resale value later on, you’ll find yourself at the same speed/ax aswell due to the increased weight of the 650 but the 400 has superior braking and manoeuvrability. You do you though
Just an FYI for anyone ITT that is bikeurious,
a sports bike = CrossFit.
Cruisers (Harley’s and the like) = powershitters
Naked=bodybuilding
Adv/dirt = calisthenics
Do with this what you will. Just remember that there’s a reason homos women wimps and Black folk prefer sports bikes
Thinking of picking up the new Kawasaki Eliminator. If I get the orange one will I look like a homosexual? I'm not a fan of plain black motorcycles but my options for the SE model are black and orange. I don't really want the plain white of the other version either but I'd rather that than black. The grey is alright but I'd rather a green or a blue.
I can think of a couple things about him that I can fit in
Do prettyboys on bikes make bike boomers seethe? The reason bikes were cool was cuz young cool people in their teens 20s and 30s was riding them
yes. ive had many boomers in lifted ferds and chebys either open their door or cross lanes while im lane splitting. i rev bomb them and then smack their mirror off and watch them bounce up and down angrily in their trucks while they’re stuck in traffic. nothing makes fat middle aged boomers more angry than a young male on a japanese sport bike
i also dont have to follow any traffic laws whatsoever. it’s pretty great. cars are for cucks
Aren't you scared of coming off?
nope
>seething cagie attempts to block my path of travel
>loses a mirror
not my fault, homosexual. also why would i stop and confront some fat boomer when the whole point of my lane splitting is to save time? are car drivers this moronic?
so this is the new forced meme...
frick cagies
we already had the Shelby homosexual on here. get a different gimmick. no one cares.
Shelby homosexuals with a paper bag
>but I miss him :'(
shelbygay didnt even have a shelby. all he had was a key fob. im also not posting copypastas in every thread, moron. this is a bike thread
>shelbygay didnt even have a shelby. all he had was a key fob
I suspected this for a long time given that was all he ever posted. Was that ever confirmed?
Holy shit I haven't posted on this shithole website for like 3 months and you losers are STILL talking about me? Hahahahhaha absolutely MINDBROKEN
Our response fit sisters? It's like, this guy is an enigma. He's very much one of us - an irreverent frickhead too controversial to post in the normiesphere - yet he dabs on his fellow ISTners? What's his deal? It's like he's a proessional shitposter just aiming to get a rise out of anybody for its own sake.
Anyway... I'll be at the gym, huffing and puffing by the dumbbell rack in silence, fantasizing that the cardio bunny will step off the thread mill, walk over to me and say "that Yamaha by the front entrance, is that yours?"
No, I have an insta and I post here solely to shit on nerds. Nerds, geeks, incels, etc. are biological debris and the IST brand of those losers are like the bottom-of-the-barrel muck of the genetic trash gene pool. Knowing that months later these losers still think about me is so fulfilling. I sought out to pulverize incels on their own turf and was not just successful, but changed this board permanently. About once a month I'll search "shelby" in the catalog and just LAUGH MY ASS OFF at the dozens of incels still butthurt about my posts.
homie you are literally sitting stationary at a desk in your spare time post on IST lmao. What causes "men" to actually post on IST using a fricking PC? Do you not realize how incredibly gay that is? Like right now you are in a chair, stationary, in front of a big ass screen doing nothing but posting on fricking IST lmao. That's so incredibly homosexual. Only thing that could make if worse is if you still lived with your parents
>larping as shelbygay
new meta?
Yes, pretend is not really me shitting on you then pretend it's really me posting on homosexual boards like "advice" LMAO this is the mindfrick I'm talking about, literally causing you losers to suffer from cognitive dissonance.
post keyfob with time stamp. or are you still waiting on it to arrive from ebay?
>take a special timestamped pic for me, the fat PC-posting slob who doesn't even lift despite being on a fitness forum
LMAO. Here, let me just expose your delusion even further - you want special pic? Sure, post a timestamped pic of your wrist and I'll go grab my key and write a nice little note just for you.
Oh? What's that? You wont and your low IQ and cognitive dissonance doesn't allow you to understand your hypocrisy? Lmao yeah, that's what I thought. And right this moment your child-like brain is already thinking about how to reply. How do you deal with getting shit on so hard? "I know! I'll just say I asked first!" Hahaha literally something a 12 year old would say.
Now proceed to say some iteration of "no pic" ad nauseum while simultaneously refusing to post even your WRIST lmao pathetic. I've done this rigamaroo with you incels probably a hundred times. You're just another mind broken brick in the wall, lil celly
i ain’t readin all that shit Black person
>immediately replies
Lol you read every single word, twice. And now you're essentially putting your fingers in your ears and saying "LA LA LA IM NOT LISTENING!" hahahahha frickin homosexual
>IST incel has b***h wrists
Wow I'm so shocked
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Anyways that's enough of my time spent on this shithole. Just a daily reminder you losers will never make it. Have a couple of pastas to go
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Your car is the quickest way for someone to determine your worth. When you see someone exit a Ferrari, you automatically know they're above you. Actually, most of you probably cope and convince yourself they're up to their eyeballs in debt but nonetheless you saw them and immediately got defensive because your little ego got hurt simply by them existing and driving a nice car.
That's what a car does - it immediately displays your status. It says either "yep, that's right. I make enough money to afford this car" or "I'm so poor I have to drive a beater to make ends meet". Your car immediately determines your value as a human. Expensive car = high income = high paying job = high value employee. It immediately tells people you're intelligent.
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Your income, in almost every case, is a direct reflection of your value as a human being. Sure, there are exceptions. But I would estimate that for 99.9% of humans, your level of responsibility, dedication, motivation, drive, and intelligence is directly correlated to how much money you make.
If someone is poor, you can almost always assume they are stupid and lazy. If someone is rich, you can almost always assume they are intelligent and driven. Like I said, there are exceptions. But they are far and few between. It's why medical doctors are paid the big bucks and blue collar workers make low 5 figs and have an extremely high turn-around rate (from just not showing up -> laziness)
Forgot my pic, it's the cherry on top (and yeah, I have a Porsche now 🙂 seethe)
hahaha no wonder the goblina rejected him
>all these PC posting incel nerds getting triggered
>the “muh pc posting” boomer is back
have a nice day
>implying it's boomers using mobile phones to post
What a moron
>is back
So I'm not the first to make fun of you for it and you remember all the previous times someone has made fun of you for it? LOL homies will post on IST sitting at a desk using a PC and wonder why women are repulsed by them... total delusion
Brother, we're in this together.
t. 34 year old iPhone user. I can check the weather in Russia on this thing.
>photoshopped a different key fob onto a picture of your rancid poorgay sofa you've posted a thousand times
wew lad
post a vocaroo of you saying bich wrists, 'cause that's a real tongue twister for this anon.
You're still jealous of motorcyclists, pitiful
>your WRIST
Stop yelling in your American frat boy voice and I'll consider it.
Spoiler warning: My wrists are as wide as a 50th percentile 11-year-old's.
Keyfob life best life
all i know is that you got pwned by some fat latina goblina
>censoring your gay chef knife forearm tattoo
Don't worry it's just an angry manlet
>damages someone's car
>speeds off into the distance like a b***h
why dont you stick around and confront the guy, homosexual?
Cause carcucks aren't worth the time it takes to beat them up
Rekd
Because I don't have to.
>muh honor
hit and run is the manliest thing you can do
He hopped on the sidewalk on that ass.
homosexual cuck
Be a menace to society and rebel. The only way in an unjust world
>why doesn't the cavalry dismount and fight tanks on foot?
everyone has their own specialization
What's going on in the webm?
In the beginning, there's a cop parked on the right side of the highway, obscured by the 18-wheeler. Not sure why he looks over his left shoulder at oncoming traffic. I don't see anything worth looking at over there.
He was probably just czeching to see if the cop was going to pursue him
> czeching
hehe 🙂
Lol like every weekend I'd go to a traffic accident for you bike Black folk
I'd destroy your leathers with my shears and cut your helmet off if you survived the collision, then completely immobilize you onto a longbboard even if you weren't complaining of back or neck pain
that's fine my shit is all covered by insurance, keep the ketamine coming medcuck
>he thinks I give pain meds
lol
lmao even
you'll scream the whole fricking way or I'll tube you without a sedative, Black person
I've done both
why do medjannies cope and seethe about their chosen profession do much? like it wasn't a secret that you were going to be dealing with drug addicts, old women, and road idiots for shit pay and hours
lol I get paid great because of the union and I get to torment morons like junkies and bikeBlack folk and actual Black folk all shift 3 nights a week
that does sound cool, too bad you're lying on the Internet
>he doesn't know about fire medics
I get a retirement at 20 years too lol
medic jobs with private ambulance companies are fricking dogshit and mostly filled by dipshits, except for like 15% who are waiting for a fire spot or going flight or search and rescue or its a side gig because they're swat medics
clean it up jannie, nobody respects you but enjoy your retirement
>it's fine if I'm quadriplegic, I have le hecking insurance xD
Just shoot the guy if he gets into an accident. A big part of the reason I ride bikes is that I don't wanna slowly degrade and die in old age. It's a non-comittal suicide method
Why are you pretending there isn't a car wreck every day? If anything, it's better taking a risk that only affects yourself and being the only victim of a crash vs plowing your 2 ton missile into a family of 5 who did nothing wrong.
homosexual this is how fast I cruise in my shitbox camry after 20 beers, step up your game instead of blueballing us with a 95mph webm where nothing happens
You’re the reason why people think all bikers are obnoxious homosexuals.
Cagie weakling cope
No dickhead, I ride between 10.000 and 20.000 KM a year on my motorcycle. You’re giving us a bad name. If you want to ride like a maniac, got to a racetrack
I literally prefer a 250cc scooter to a sport bike but keep seething lmfao
>Americans be like
Nooo I can't shift gears I need automatic in my giant car
>gets on 1000cc death machine
Yeah bro u gotta shift gears this is the only True Way
>no traffic rules
>he chooses to go this slow on a dry, clear day
To what end?
Hope one of those trucks runs your moronic ass over one day, if that fails to happen just kys. Piece of shit bikers like you belong in a morgue.
seethe more fatty
I had 3 riding buddies back in 2019: we would max out the bikes on the freeway, do wheelies and take hard corners pretty much everywhere.
One time, a cop saw our wheelies and tried to pull us over.
I made two quick turns and hid behind a dumpster for 3 hours, my other friend sped home and got caught by red light cameras and was later arrested, the third guy crashed into a guy mowing his lawn and killed himself and the bystander
Motorcycling is for suicidal people with no future
>Motorcycling is for suicidal people with no future
Yeah that's why I like it gay
Not any of those anons but holy shit you are a fricking idiot. God damn you I can't believe I have to live on the same planet as """"""people""""" like you. The fact that you wont just have a nice day in your room just means that you're a coward.
your friends were moronic. only way you get arrested is if you admit you were riding. no face, no case. also lol @ having plates and getting owned by red light cameras
No plates, He had a unique bike and they paid extra attention to him because of the fatal crash. I think I only got away with it because me and the other guy literally waited behind a dumpster for literal hours, probably past when they were looking at cctv footage
>Motorcycling is for suicidal people with no future
I hate that in any conversation about motorcycles, there are absolute morons like you who are literally hiding behind dumpsters after doing wheelies, and act as if you can give seminars about the safety of having a motorcycle.
The official statistics of motorcycles is that most accidents aren't even their fault. Stories about homosexual kids on crotch rockets don't tell the real story. They just get hit by some landwhale in a white truck and die. The cargays try to claim it's because it's harder to see motorcycles but they're not hard to see. They're an outlier on the road so it's very easy to notice them. The real reason is that cargays are always looking for an excuse to murder someone and bikes, both motor and pedal, imply a certain level of freedom and social status that they don't have which causes them to fly into a wagie rage. It's happened many times. It's always some fricker who commutes 2 hours a day for his factory job that flies into a rage when he sees the fit, healthy doctor riding his bike.
This, don't underestimate wage rage in the US.
The only two of us who hid after the cop started per suit are the only two who didn’t die or get arrested.
Just like from GTA waiting out the stars
I sold my bike shortly after the funeral and the guy I sold it to got severely injured on it riding the tail of the dragon a month later
No, it's just that motorcycling attracts a lot of low iq morons. Those are the guys you see weaving through busy freeways at 150mph, speeding in residential areas, revbombing for attention, wearing no gear, getting road rage, riding for 5 minutes and sitting in front of starbucks for 6 hours, running from cops, starting fights with cagers, and so on
You remember the bad motorcyclists
every one of those is me, except the riding for 5 minutes. i wouldnt change shit. homosexual
>t. 131 IQ tested by board certified psychs
im smarter than you
Didnt happen.
this is the guy that will ragdoll into oncoming traffic one day
follow road safety kids
have a nice day cagecucks. enjoy your traffic and following the law like good little goyim cattle
Enjoy those hospital bills and permanent injuries. You will never ride again because a simple bump from a car chad will give you ptsd.
don’t care. enjoy your traffic, cuck
As long as you know what your future looks like little guy.
I ride myself you moron
Disregarding traffic laws is a surefire way to end up dismäaembered in a ditch
You will get hit by car. Every motorcyclist does, and everyone of them claims it's not their fault. You will struggle to pay the medical bills because everyone knows you were mostly at fault for being dumb c**t thinking the traffic lines don't apply to him.
I was about to buy a motorcycle until my mom found out. She got all upset telling me about how her brother died from a motorcycle accident, and that I should save my money and just take his
>intentionally try to run bike off the road "by mistake"
>face retaliation in form of broken mirror (100x less expensive to repair than a smashed up bike and associated medical bills)
>NOO YOU CANT DO THAT YOU CANT RETALIATE AGAINST SOMEONE TRYING TO SERIOUSLY INJURE YOU
>IF YOU TRIED TO DAMAGE MY PROPERTY ID SHOOT YOU DEAD BUT YOU CANT DO ANYTHING WHEN I TRY TO DAMAGE YOUR PROPERTY AND INJURE YOU
Lel at all the idiot boomers itt
this. morons cant read that the boomers tried hitting the bikegay with their door
Kid, he made it all up. Stop being naive and gullible.
>t. boomer bouncing up and down angrily his FORDF5000 after he tried to cut off a lane splitting biker
happens all the time, grandpa. you old fricks cant stand it when other people don’t have to wait in traffic like you do
Thanks for the future /rekt/ oc.
>dont have to follow any traffic laws whatsoever
based
Car gays deserve harassment and ridicule. They're basically anons on the road, the anonymity of the tinted windows makes them feel powerful but in reality they're pussies too fat to walk to the fridge.
Based motorcycle fren. Frick laws frick cagies frick boomers frick police
the cyclist cries out in pain as he strikes you "why do they persecute me so?"
Holy shit the amount of seethe on this post. Why are people so pissed off about someone getting revenge on someone trying to frick them up? Lane splitting in BETTER for cars because it means one less vehicle in the lineup. Why do people get so shitty about it?
>You WILL get into an accident
>You WILL die
>You WILL become paralysed
No you fricking won't, most people who ride bikes know it's dangerous and ride safe. Yes, motorcycling happens to be appealing to a certain type of dickhead douchbag who thinks it makes him a badass until he plows into the back of a stationary vehicle because he was too busy staring at his speedometer, or pulls out in front of a truck because he was too busy trying to wheelie or piss someone off. Lane filtering in stationary or slow moving traffic is not a dickhead act, it's the safest option for the rider and its a benefit to every single car in the queue to get all of the bikes out of the way instead of taking up queue space.
fricking moron squids raising my insurance rates
gixxer anon here. glad i could make so many homosexuals seethe with this thread. shout out to my bikechad bros.
im gonna go lift now and take my bike and wake up all the cagie neighbors
I like gixxers
they are the best
The average bike rider is a skinnyfat boomer with a beer gut
motorcycles are a boomer thing.
Boomers only like Harley Davidson. If it isn't a Harley it isn't a motorcycle according to those homosexuals, because they live having 1000 pound bikes that are louder and slower than Freight Trains.
>harley
HELL YEA BROTHER
IST is scared of speed
Very beautiful bike anon +__+
what are you talking about im on speed right now
I have thought about getting a bike. My dad rides often, and he's getting older. I don't know how much riding he really has left. I figured it would be a good memory for us if I bought a bike and went riding with him.
do it. don’t listen to these homosexual shut in morons whose only outside time is driving their cagie cuckmobiles to the gym or sitting in traffic on the way to their wagie jobs
ok.
>exhausting, you have to be fit for it.
Yeah...
>momma hold tight ,Im feeling alright....
Fat elderly men ride them so no.
Literally me
>cagies will never know this feel
sad
Cringe
>yaaaaaay
>scooter fwends
Jelly.
>t shirt
>basketball shorts
Why does this guy hate his skin so much?
it’s hot outside homie
Motorcycling is a mild physical exercise that willd build up certain muscles, but you're not picking up dropped bikes to failure or anything.
I couldn't even bench like 100, but could pick up a 440lb bike.
Even an arthritic old woman can bench 100lb. Just because you haven't worked up to it doesn't mean you lack the strength
Anon, that was nearly my bodyweight at 6'
Arthritic old women weigh less, what's your point? I have literally never seen a person who couldn't bench 100lbs if they tried at the gym.
And a parent with an endangered child can move a car wreckage. Doesn't mean it's their 3x8
His bw is massive, he squats double or even tripple of your pr on a daily basis.
His cholesterol number is probably higher than my squat max too, so what.
you go the gym
that man IS the gym
you may not like it
but this is peak physical form
Wearing a helmet for 6 hours straight 3-4 days a week gave more neck gains than all those moronic neck "lifts"
not to mention constantly working the clutch/front brake
Tell that to the fat c**t I pass by on the highway all the time. Dude looks ridiculous.
based BMW chad
F900R here.
Best bike I've ever had. Might go for the R1250R if its still around when my F9er gets wrinkles.
Are BMWs the shittest bikes to work on and the least reliable?
no that's shitalian bikes, Ducati and Aprilia.
I didn't want to. I wanted to drive a metaphorical car, but life made me a motorcycle rider.
Ftw go hard
How is riding in europa, in America like anon said u don't have to obey police
Can u do whatever u want on a bike here or what?
>makes 1 (one) mistake
oopsie
You're either a Chad perfectionist or dead. Unlike virgin cagies
https://youtube.com/shorts/1ohVzd8FO3A?si=l4p8NBm2TBgKu-Og
That is astonishing he actually got himself on, very physically fit
yo /ofit/?
I love riding, I love pissing off cagers, I love pissing off Harley Boomers, I love making medjannies seethe by doing wheelies past then
Also biker here. I swear cagie cucks are so funny they get so angry when I pass them by filtering the traffic, especially when I go first at the traffic stop only to pass with a red light. I also like how boomers get so angry when I do wheelies
Fugg, imagine the pussy this guy gets
There's no such thing as a bussy. It's just another man's ass.
>acting like a smug little c**t just because muh speed
I drive a jap crotch rocket too, but entitled mirror smashing homosexuals deserve broken wrists
Yea, driving a motorcycle with a different 45 yo fat single mom every weekend on the backseat is fricking exhausting. I filter all women that have pictures of motorcycles, its literally one of the worst redflags, because you just know that woman has sucked incountable dicks just to take that picture
Theres this short hair bob cut escort prostitute in nyc that rides a motorcycle. At least according to her reddit post. Anyone recognize her? I really hate her guts. I dont know why.
Yup. Motocross is especially demanding.
Cool ass cat dude.
>go to bed
>cagies still seething
get fricked homosexuals lmao
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Cagies seethe eternally at this
insurance statistics show that all bikers will get in a crash sooner or later, which is why insurance on motorbikes is crazy expensive
tell me about it
I have an old pos gsx-r and the yearly insurance is like a third of what the bike is worth
It also shows they have much more fun
Lmfao
German anglo fricking insurance scam
Fucjing racket
Frick yourself
A bike is insurance against dying in a retirement home
>this angers the cagie
honestly, this is a far more satisfying feeling than bombing round at 100+
>unregistered
>uninsured
>unvaccinated
>wrapped around a tree the first time he tries to outrun the police
doubt.jpg
see
and
🙂
>implying I'm a cagie
lmao get fricked organ donor
rofl nice plates gay. you let the cop frick you in the ass after you take your speeding ticket like a good little goy?
post yours before you open your mouth, you little Black person
Of course you won't, since all of this is just you cheap trolling. Did a biker hurt your feelings since you feel like giving them a bad name?
i have been, eurotard. now tell me about how you got your license revoked for 5 years for being caught on a speedcam going 90mph lmao
>actually has a bike
well, at least I'll sleep better knowing you'll be a vegetable sooner or later
>new balance wearing boomer with 30 year old bikes and a shitbox c5
imagine paying displacement taxes on a shitbox. ive been riding like an butthole for 5 years and ive yet to get into an accident. stay mad fatty
Based Suzuki enjoyer , love you guys who ride good Suzukis....
All that effort to pose the vehicles and this homie doesn't even bother to clean the cracks of his sidewalk
SAD!
weeds growing between pavers is an aesthetic
imagine if it were clean and sterilized
it wouldn't look right with the pine forest beyond
Don't repost my images what the frick is wrong with you?
thats a really pretty bike man, frick. mirin. envyin.
thanks anon. i try my best to take care of her and she takes care of me. heres a pic of when i pulled the head and started shimming her valves 😉
How much did you pay for her
5000 dollhairs right after covid. got a pretty good deal tbh.
>Captcha: 44AKKK
I cant afford (too greedy to pay) a motorcycle license. Its > 3000 euros here in Cuckmany. Frick that.
Street>sport if I may say so myself
Nice Triumph
How are the Bonnies on longer trips? I’m yuropoor gonna spend the summer in the states driving across from wash to Florida. Looking for a comfy baik to take me.
Sounds like a fun trip. Mine is an older carbed model so it may need jetting changes on such a long trip. Luggage space is a bit limited but you don’t need to carry much.
The newer T120s should do that kind of trip easily
Objectively wrong, but points for riding
He’s not wrong, crotch rockets are for non-whites women and YouTube wannabes making up for a lifetime of 0 fem attention
>t. rides his harley every weekend to the bar cus he’s a “real” biker
This thread is making me want to get my bike running again.
It's just an old Shadow 600, but still. Motorcycling is fun.
I sold my bike years ago when I moved interstate and I miss it everyday especially since lately traffic has been fricked here
If that's true, how come everyone who rides a bike now is an old and/or fat tub of lard?
harley boomers and adv fatties don’t count
>n-no the vast majority don’t count
yes, fat people and boomers dont count. they should be culled from society
>talking shit on cool adv dads
u take that back right now kiddo
You at least need to be as fit as a 95lb girl
Fit? Where do u see fit person on that picture??!
Oh really?
Should have mentioned non-Harley bikes
Is he making an attempt to communicate with that hand gesture?
he’s saying “check the patch”
Mass moves mass.
I'm 103 lbs and couldn't get a Kawasaki VN900 off its kickstand and into upright position. Forever condemned to riding 250cc 'learner bikes', even with 18 years of experience under my belt, I sold my GN250 bobber and got a vintage moped. It'll go 18 mph or thereabouts.
London
ooh, he's pretty :3
Tbh the year I put the most miles on was one I got kind of fat because riding long distance is fatiguing but doesn't really burn any calories so it's ez to enter a slop surplus
>you have to be fit for it.
No you don't, what makes you think that?
Is anyone going to tell them the decreased fertility rate of cyclists?
>ITT no good webm yet
All you homosexuals should be ahshemd
imagine the smell
sniff
https://voca.ro/1iHCECMlmpIX
Sniiiifff
I hope your bikes aren't super loud. that's very brown behavior
Why do cagies care so much about motorcycles being dangerous (most of the statistics come from people who have never ridden a bike before and go ass over breasts the first time they take a corner without knowing how to counter steer)
Do you realise how ridiculous you sound when you say stuff like “but it’s not good for you” when you sit at your computers 10 hours a day minimum? Are you scared of air travel and crossing the streets too? Of lifting heavy?
Yeah my fricking thighs were sore after making 50 mile round trip
>Riding a motorcycle is physically exhausting
It is if you're not fit
Yeah if you're just cruising. But even if you are physically fit, track racing/ supersport riding, enduro, mx, trial, IS physically exhausting. I've never actually done any trials but track racing I can tell you that it's definitely physically tiring and my heart rate gets above 160 bpm
i like to be connected to the ground with minimal assists
Is there just a single seething moron in this thread that made riding like an butthole his entire personality?
Darwin in action
Unfortunately, he lived and there are no reports that he was rendered impotent.
why the frick was the car driving against the traffic?
It's bongland, even if the scenery wasn't a dead giveaway the slow written on the road shows the direction of traffic.
He saw the car at the last second and hit the brakes which probably stopped him from being able to turn, i think that's how it goes with bikes.
>slow
>slow
>AAAAAAAAAAA
and if he didn't kill himself he likely would have killed the driver.
motorcyclists are the worst.
is it me or motorcycles were made specifically for manlets?
Yes and no.
Supersport motorcycles are mostly for manlets, many of them can hardly be ridden if you're above 6ft. But adventure motorcycles such as bmw adventure and ktm adventure series are manlet's nightmare because they're freaking tall AND heavy on top of that.
adv, some harleys, and sport tourers are really all you have for 6ft+. I look insanely huge on my FJR1300 and I'm 6'2" weight 235 bench 3pl etc. My coworkers said I need a bigger bike.. I hear you, but I'm not riding a goldwing or some gay shit.
why is IST filled with so many cagie cucks? imagine sitting in traffic like literal NPCs while bikechads do whatever the frick they want. lol, lmao even
it's not
people are LARPing as both sides just to verbally abuse each other
it's a trick to raise testosterone
every thread on IST ends up in a fight
notice how the first post is a homosexual but the second one is already someone looking for a fight
nah it’s legitimate cagie rage. mostly jealousy and envy that they will never know how free it is to be on 2 wheels living your life and doing whatever you want. bunch of coddled little pussies who think salvation lies in the gym rather than in personal freedom. kek
>you have to be fit for it.
my 74 year old grandpa rides a motorcycle, it cant be that hard
I keep two of these around so I can reliably escape into the woods in case the israelites win
Anybody else like dual sport bikes? I like the dirt bike look and riding one on the street would be cool
Knobbies wear extremely quick on road
They're great. Opposed to sports bikes, to get these things quick you really have to master the fundamentals, and after that once you get on a real bike you'll be miles ahead, both on the street and on the dirt. Mad simple, light weight, you can see up and over, and can cut across medians when traffic piles up. If you're seriously considering the DRZ400 and DR650s are fantastic. The DRZs are more off road, the DRs more on. And as
said, the knobbier the tire the faster it'll run out. Though, tire technology has improved quite a bit, and even the MOTOZ knobbies will last you about 15,000mi reliably.
this type is my dream bike, i don't care what anyone thinks, i'm gonna get it one day ;-;
i hope you do 🙂
yes
No
A few times now i've done an 800km trip in a day with shitty roads on pic related, it is exhausting but i doubt you're any fitter for it.
street riders are cringe
>not having a dirt bike and a street bike
>not having a supermoto
> not having a neo-retro
Sure thing fatass.
Nasty
I gotta get me a Kawasaki..
Took me a while to realize she's not facing the camera.
The only reason I'd ride a bike is to flip off other bikers when they do that stupid peace sign.
>when they do that stupid peace sign.
lol, jealous enough to notice the language
>This, don't underestimate wage rage in the US.
found one
>motorcycles used to be the cheapest way for white trash to be mobile over long distances
>now it's for gay emos to go BRRRT fast because daddy didn't hug them enough
homosexuals. Listening to bikegays talk is as obnoxious as 3 hour vidya essays over a Mario or Zelda game. We get it: the bike is your fricking fursona.
After buying a dualsport I can somewhat appreciate the side of motorcycling that’s just frickin around bebopping around and causing mischief.
I will never understand the croozer gays though.
That's because you're a fricking loser.
Real bikers love and appreciate all bikes. gay
lol nobike
Says the nobike
How do you not understand riding comfortably as a means of transportation? I get if you don't want to do that, but how do you not understand it?
When my crypto pumps after the BTC ETF this week I'm going to buy a Suzuki 125 and a huge box of Ferrero Rocher and go riding
Saw a biker splatter onto the pavement in a wreck with a Jeep Wrangler on I-80 once. When I say splatter, I mean splatter. No thanks. Don’t care how fit it is. I’d rather not die like I’m in a Chinese live leak video. No dignity in that.
I was thinking about getting a motorcycle, my buddy had a beater that he learned on, he had already dropped it a few times. He let me ride it to show me the ropes.
>Ride 100 yards down the block
>Pretty exhilarating
>car pulls out of a driveway, better slow down
>Remember, 70/30 front brakes rear brakes
Fork slammed to the side as soon as I touched the brakes and I was already bleeding before I even realized I was on the ground. I apologized and paid for a new mirror, handlebar grips, and shift pedal, my buddy apologized for not teaching me fundamentals. Cured me of wanting a motorcycle
skill issue
>Fork slammed to the side as soon as I touched the brakes
100% you grabbed a handful of front brake and the handlebars werent straight.
>Cured me of wanting a motorcycle
>fail once
>give up forever
you’re pathetic
I see hamplanets riding bikes all the time.
You had your helmet on in /soc
that post was written by some cagecuck while he was sitting in bumper to bumper traffic and started seething when he saw the bikechads lane splitting and skipping the line.
pure cope and jealousy
You knew the anon who posted this?
yeah he goes to my school
m8 I ride my road bike (bicycle) in nothing but skin tight lycra in heavy traffic on roads with high speed limits, a motorcycle is positively safe in comparison. Worst case on a motorcycle the cars don't see you. Worst case on a bicycle they're actively trying to kill you.
>"you have to be fit for it."
>80+% of "bikers" are slobby fat boomers that haven't seen their dicks since Kurt Cobain was alive
the math ain't mathin, sport.
no more (Yous) for the cagie homosexual above me.
>he cares about "yous"
Hahahaha you "people" are so fricking gay it's unreal
touch grass Black person ^^^^
I'm 6'3 I've only ridden a ninja once, felts like I was on a bmx and was way off balance.
im turning 24 this year so I will finally be allowed to get a motorcycle license
a ninja 650 to me looks like a perfect bike, cant wait to have it one day and cruise around the city on a nice spring morning and summer evening
it’s a good starter bike anon. plenty of power to get around and easy to ride. 500-700cc 2 cylinders are pretty optimal for most people.
The ninja 400 is pretty much just a better bike all around with more resale value later on, you’ll find yourself at the same speed/ax aswell due to the increased weight of the 650 but the 400 has superior braking and manoeuvrability. You do you though
People underestimate how physically demanding riding a dirt bike is
this
Riding a motorcycle is not physically demanding.
Riding a motorcycle at professional speeds is incredibly physically demanding.
Riding a motorcycle at professional speeds on the roughest tracks in the world is insanely physically demanding.
I'm sore as shit after track days. Leaning off the bike really works your thighs
The old gen S1K with stock exhaust and stock fender. LitERally over for Europeons
is everyone on this board an autistic teenager nowadays? what the frick is this thread
it was invaded by a 29 year old who acts like he's 12
HELL YEAH BROTHER
is /dbt/ here yet, someone post the webm of the fat guy on the harley
Someone already posted it.
pic related is someone from IST
Hells Angels Call out Fake MC Patch! Must Watch MC Content --> https://youtu.be/C4S2eEv3bak
HYB
wheelying thru from dbt sup meatheads
my gf
I know him!
what’s even the point of the helmet when it’s 2/3 sizes too large
shits just gonna break her nose before it comes flying off and you have road lasagna
It's not his pic so he doesn't know
hello /dbt/ brothers. it’s nice to have some reinforcements on a foreign board
>t. suzuki gay
Zuki gang!!!
das rite
Very cute/10
nice juicy chicken strips posers
HYB
s-shut up. there’s no twisties in my state
Henlo fit heard you like moto motos
Me too
>cursed thumbs sends his regards bros
Remember waych bakuon its bedt snkme
Huh
Nice gixxers brehs hell yeah
I almost got the 750 but I don’t like the headlight. Still they’re incredible bikes
>t. 636
Just an FYI for anyone ITT that is bikeurious,
a sports bike = CrossFit.
Cruisers (Harley’s and the like) = powershitters
Naked=bodybuilding
Adv/dirt = calisthenics
Do with this what you will. Just remember that there’s a reason homos women wimps and Black folk prefer sports bikes
>nobike
>skinny arms
Scrub
retro/ujm/standards are soul, what would that ,ake them? what about scootergays?
>Nobike copes
Ok boomer
Ok nobike
Is it good for glutes?
Wdym
Thinking of picking up the new Kawasaki Eliminator. If I get the orange one will I look like a homosexual? I'm not a fan of plain black motorcycles but my options for the SE model are black and orange. I don't really want the plain white of the other version either but I'd rather that than black. The grey is alright but I'd rather a green or a blue.
Orange would be more unique, you rarely see that color
Pic related. What do anons think? I'm trying to think of it as a "sunset orange" but I don't know, doesn't quite look right.
Would not HYB
i would suck that guy off so hard holy how is he so attractive