right, i need help. i shower, i go bed, i wake up i fucking stink. like a stale smell. what is this and how to fix?

right, i need help. i shower, i go bed, i wake up i fricking stink. like a stale smell. what is this and how to fix? it's pissing me off.

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where on your body is it?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty much around my shoulders and head

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        When was the last time you washed your hair or changed your pillowcase

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          wash my hair daily always before bed sometimes twice a day depending if i go work.
          pillow cases and bed sheets i change roughly every 2 weeks.

          The thing is even with fresh sheets and pillow cases the next day i smell.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do you drink alcohol

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              nope zero alcohol

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                are you indian

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                not a jeet

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                What does that mean exactly, swarthoid?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Haha imagine thinking less of someone because they’re in*ian and not even knowing how to mock them properly.

                Verification not required

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe the problem is your bed? Like, does it have a funky scent to it? How long have you had it?

            Also, would you consider yourself someone who sweats profusely?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              i guess i sweat quite a bit at night. But i am not hot at night usually feel a bit cold. normal to sweat at night while sleeping?

              mattress is about 3.5 years old, doesn't seem to smell. although is stained from sweat? when i have had fever

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >i guess i sweat quite a bit at night.
                Stop using antiperspirant.
                Our bodies are meant to sweat from our armpits throughout the day to expel toxins and shit, and to cool us down, and when you stop that natural bodily function the toxic shit has to escape some other way and you have to cool down some other way so you end up sweating elsewhere on your body much more than you naturally would, and during times when you naturally wouldn't sweat.
                Switch to just deodorant. It will probably take a couple weeks or so for your body to adjust, during which time your pits will likely sweat and stink more than usual, but once you detox from the antiperspirant your body will regulate itself naturally and you won't be sweating at night, which will likely fix your problem.
                If you want to try a natural deodorant, I used to rub unrefined coconut oil on my pits and then sprinkle a powder mixture of cornstarch and baking soda, about 75% cornstarch 25% baking soda. It works great if you don't react negatively to any of the ingredients, but some people are sensitive to either coconut oil or baking soda so just be aware of that. Otherwise just find a natural deodorant that works for you. Understand that even after you adjust you'll be sweating more from your armpits, but a long as you have a good deodorant it won't stink, and it won't stain your shirts because that actually only happens because of the shit that's in antiperspirants, not the sweat itself.
                I haven't used antiperspirant in about 15 years, I shower once a day in the morning, work all day, go to bed smelling fine, wake up smelling fine, rarely sweat anywhere but my pits, and it doesn't even stink.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >But i am not hot at night usually feel a bit cold. normal to sweat at night while sleeping?
                Sweat to what degree? Wet sweaty isn’t normal if you’re also cold, if you’re experiencing that you actually might want to get checked for diabetes.

                Also do you have a sense of the kind of smell?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is your hair damp when you got sleep? Also you perspire during sleep no matter what.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              go to*
              It seems an ESL poltergeist is tormenting me.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you Indian?

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    wash your sheets
    put on deodorant before bed (this stuff, no joke: https://www.amazon.com/Secret-Clinical-Deodorant-Antiperspirant-Completely/dp/B00HF3XTUS)

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am already putting on antiperspirant to my underarms.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Enjoy your cancer.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah stop that, it’s not healthy. Trim (don’t shave) your pits, pubes, crack, and wash them thoroughly. It’s mostly hair that holds the stank. Also stop eating sugar + carbs. They make you stinky and make you hold water which can contribute to the smell.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is actually real, I just use a hair trimmer with the guard off to trim my pits/pubes and helps a ton with the smell.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You fricking moron.
        You worthless idiot.
        You couldnt even be fricking bothered to read up on the most basic stuff?
        Antiperspirant prevents your body from sweating, the nasty chemicals that wouldve otherwise seeped thru your pores in your armpits now stay in longer agitate and inflame and eventually mamifest as a smell coming out of your pores elsewhere since you clogged your armpits, the place you naturally WANT to sweat.
        You probably work out too and drink whey, so all of this is made 10 times worse and more nasty and inflammatory.
        Youre a worthless stupid Black person and your mother is a prostitute but ill tell you whats what because i have some hope in me youre white and it will help you procreate.
        Dont put anything on your armpits after a shower/before sleep
        You need to sweat.
        If youre bothered by the smell/if its too bad in the morning youre probably still in puberty the way you talk, so you wanna put DEODORANT if you MUST(at night)
        In the day obv. You want a rollon and all natural NO ALUMINUM
        DEODORANT stops bacteria from breeding and creating the smell, doesnt go thru the skin
        Anti perspirant goes thru the skin and interferes with normal sweating function and is classified by FDA as MEDICINE
        READ YOU FRICKING moron ITS YOUR HEALTH ON THE LINE

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >reddit spacing

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    She very sexy i give her much sex jaja

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a man. You can see the 5 o clock shadow

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is some type of sebderm fungal shit? I use selsun blue and nizorol on my head and shoulders when showering

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    how old are you

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      32

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    exercise? diet? be honest with yourself bc it could be something specific in your diet

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds counter-intuitive, but stop using any cleaning products at all for a month and see where you're at. I shower twice a day wth just hot water and a washcloth scrub and I smell completely neutral.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      thanks i'll give it a try

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    im 6ft 75kg, exercise 1-2 times a week. weights (dumbbells only) and running for about 20 mins each session.

    doing OMAD, evening is usually several foods consisting of eggs, milk, oats, yoghurt, rice, beef/chicken and protein powder drink.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You probably wash yourself too much and disrupt your skin biome. Reduce your soap use, try a different brand. Try an elimination diet to see whether it's something you eat. A dermatologist can probably also help you.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You type like you're not white. That's literally the issue here. You can delete this thread now. I don't provide any help to your kind, sorry pal!

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    built for bbc

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    dehumidifier

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why not just shower in the morning?

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    eat fiber avoid processed foods

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you eat garlic (you should) you will always smell

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Laundry your towel more often

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