>Road on the bicycle lane to piss of cyclists with my mtb
>Get gay insults every 4 minutes from the other side of the lane
>'you're an idiot
>'don't lent them catch you riding that thing up ahead'
>you're not meant to be here ass hole'
I just ended up shouting SPANDEX cnt at them and one even road off into the gutter
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>ride on mtb because that's all I got
>literally everyone are faster than me
>but at least the tubes never break
Low-effort gang here
Nah It's for riding your mum b***h
Literally a different design
>Poorgay
your a moron
>heading to the mountains
>1km on pavement before hitting the dirt
>"shit this is boring as frick"
>last 100m, 12% road grade, almost there
>5 stunning, lycra dressing, cutes pass me by like I'm fully stopped
I don't mind, I always have a blast biking up in the dirt and descending, but I wish more girls where into this.
my dad is a cycling obsessed lycragay lmao but thankfully he's just an autist and he isn't a dick about it.
Funny, I ride my road bike on mtb trails
who the FRICK cares what kind of bike you have? where do you even live?
lmao? Cyclists hating each other now based on the type of bicycle they ride?
I need to know too, where on earth aren't all types of bicycles allowed on the bike lane? I bet it's usa
I prefer the town bike/cruiser
It just does the most of what I want a bike for. Medium distance commutes and errands.
This is somehow gayer than wearing spandex
Stop acting like a woman, homosexual.
I'll use a pink fricking tricycle and it'll still be orders of magnitude more masculine than your homosexual ass.
Hey, I'm a dumb cheapgay.
I have what at least used to be a nice mountain bike but, now, I'd really only ride it on the roads.
Am I really fricking up using MTN tires? Should I put something inbetween on my mtn bike?
I know the bikegays at the store will try to sell me shit I don't need.
Nah, mountain bike tires are fine especially if you go on and of curbs and stuff or live in a state with shitty roads. I weigh next to nothing and still winded up bending rims on road and hybrid tires probably once a week because this is Michigan and we have winter. I wouldn't ride on thinner or narrower rims until you become not poor and can have a set up truing your own rims.
Spend 100 dollars on a pair of 45c slicks. Tyres change an ok bike into an amazing one. You will enjoy cycling much more and go much faster.
I swear to God, spandex constricts blood flow to the head and the moron helm makes you actually moronic
My commute to work conists of a really long bike path and all the regularly dressed cyclists are not moronic and look ahead, unlike the spandex wearing yahoos
One these morons almost crashed in me headon, only to crash in another spandex moron
For some reason I just hate bicycles as a machine. I mean they just look gay. Something about the seat I think. Anyways I associate them with all the wrong things- urban living, women, middle school kids, middle aged granola men etc. Modern cyclists haven't helped the situation to be fair, but even if they weren't the most hateable people on the planet I would still hate the bicycle for some reason.
You sound like everyone I know who didn't learn how to ride a skateboard but still idolizes them.
I never learned to ride a skateboard but I'm not a fan of skateboards. I did learn to ride a bike though but I don't like bicycles either.
What kind of gay arm chair Freud comment is that anyway though kek. I mean just say you disagree if you don't like my comment.
It's not an analysis it's a loose comparison to some of my bike hating acquaintances.
It's more fun to take a swing and miss than not swing at all. Usually ends up a "shit ya got me" and we both laugh or if you miss you just make them madder I don't really see a downside.
cycling is the gayest form of exercise
run, don't be a b***h, work on your calves if you suck at running
Road cyclist virgins:
>extremely emanciated
>wear gay tight spandex and a plastic helmet
>drive in the middle of the road when they have perfectly good road lanes next to them, often times free
>barely any muscle mass
>spend thousands of dollars on a road bike to go 1-2% faster then the next homo
>always get the lightest bikes with the lowest gears to make cycling easier
Mountain bike chads:
>muscular since cycling isn't their main fitness activity
>some shorts and a t-shirt is more than enough, can ride without a shirt to get tan gains and catch qt's mirin' in the summer
>respectful of car drivers, always use the bike lanes
>ride 100$ thrift shop MTBs and still mog road cyclists
>prefer heavier bikes and higher gears to build powerful legs
A good mountain biker will become a good road cyclist in 10 minutes riding on a road bike.
A road cyclist won't last 10 minutes on a mountain bike.
Learn to fricking write you illiterate Moro
I do both, different flavors. endorphins are getting blacked like a white girl in an NFL locker room when you hit 40+mph on a 12lb carbon fiber frame on a twisty canyon road with no one around. i like Griffith Park here in LA which doesn't allow cars on the back side, pretty zen