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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    he had a moronic goblin mutt face already, the roids just made more of it

  2. 6 months ago
    From the slums of bhingari hello sirs

    That's just being polish

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a man walks into a bar and looks at the bartender and says "you wanna hear a pollack joke?" The bartender looks at him and says "Well look buddy, I'm polish. See that guy over there? He's polish. And those 3 guys over there? They're polish too. So, you still wanna tell that joke?" The man looks around and says "Well not if I'm gonna have to explain it 5 times."

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        So what was the joke he was gonna tell?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keep coping, you western subhuman. Sulek is a israeli surname, has nothing to do with your obsession about Poles.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is zero chance. His personality and mannerisms are zero percent Judaic.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lizards adapt to the surroundings very easily.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        What’s the point of making an image like this? I could literally make one and do the same thing with it all being ugly polacks

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's the point of IST obsessing about Poles then? You see this trend on every board. As if Poles are magically different genetically than Germans and their other neighbours.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Typical IST moronation

        • 6 months ago
          Svetovid

          You can't since Westerners look like burned shit.

          There is zero chance. His personality and mannerisms are zero percent Judaic.

          Baran and Sulek are typical Slovak and Polish israelite names.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks more like slavicized germanics to me

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Looks more like you don't know shit about genetics, you obnoxious ape.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >race mixing between whites and slavs doesn't exist

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Race mixing? There is no significant genetic difference between Europeans.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >what is a haplogroup

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Less than 1% od dna. You clueless low IQ Black person.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                We share 98.8% dna with chimps you stupid motherfricker. 1% is a huge gap.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                yDNA has nothing to do with your actual genetics, you absolute low IQ Black person. Polacks cluster between North and East Euros.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love how even in your cherrypicked examples the poles still don't even look that good, is that really the best Poland has got to offer?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pathetic post

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick i look exactly like the polish dude in the middle (am half) down to the type of stache type of hair and pattern, thats fricking weird, whats his name

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Michał Żebrowski, the og Witcher
          He played in a cheap ass polish Witcher show
          (which had hotter Yen than the netflix version)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking kek, but it's true. The women in eastern europe are beautiful until 30, but the men are ugly. Now wonder so many men migrate to western countries and marry a white woman.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Post face.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This dude has the right idea though. Hes so fricking ugly the best life he could have is sacrificing 20 years of old age to become a social media roid troony millionaire. What's the alternative?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sacrificing 20 years of old age
      i'm super into longevity for the principle but even i know there's like a 60% chance i'll get shot/nuked well before those 20 years

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unless you're posting from Gaza I don't think that's how you're gonna go down

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      the dude is making zero money and is using his hostile sponsorship and a job painting crosswalks to fuel his life until graduation.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lmfao. He makes $50,000 to $150,000 per MONTH from youtube.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          he really doesn't and most people do not.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            how can you say this so confidently?
            unless we have a reason to believe that his channel isn't monetized, then there is no reason to doubt his estimated earnings
            we have all the metrics required to accurately estimate his earnings based on mountains of previously-existing data
            regardless of how you feel, 1+2=2 the same way sam's youtube metrics = his estimated revenue range
            you are arguing against mathematic formulas, brother

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >how can you say this so confidently?
              because there are tons of resources and videos out there explaining how youtube adsense money really works, and how it's tiered, and how if you're not in the toppest tier of the most child/family friendly stuff on there, you don't really make nearly as much as people think you do.

              might be paying some of his bills with it, but it ain't "MOOLIONS OF DOLALRS BRO" get fricking real. if this were the case he wouldn't be in college whatsoever right now.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's walking around in college like this?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                check out his hostile videos. they did a sit down with him where he explained everything he's doing with life right now. competition aspirations with the body building he's doing, what he does for work, what he's studying for in college, everything. guys fairly transparent about his entire goings on. i mean he makes a fricking video chronicling nearly every single day as far as his gym sessions go.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ive never watched any videos of this guy, does this Black person swear or do inappropriate things in his video? That will automatically demonetize your videos. It's why a lot of big subscriber video creators won't swear

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                nope, all he does is drive to the gym, describe his plan for the day, lift, check his pump, then go home
                it's probably some of the safest content on youtube
                he gets 500k+ views per video, uploads every day, has 1m+ subscribers, and has zero reason to be demonetized
                i fully believe that he makes a lot of money from youtube videos

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cope.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Social Blade estimates he makes 77k a year on the low end.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          here come the homosexual zoomers defending their parasocial e-celeb crushes. you are a pathetic excuse of a man

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sam is based. You just mad cuz u ain't sam

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            says the weirdo seething over Sam FOR NO REASON. what is wrong with you freako? what kind of man acts like this?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >claim he makes no money
            >turns out he's making upwards of $1M/yr
            >immediately start shrieking and crying because you got btfo so hard
            Sad! Many such cases.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              wasn't me claiming he made no money. sam doesnt know who you are and he isn't a replacement for friends irl

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hmm you seem super concerned when some gay gets shit on for being wrong but you aren't crying about the guys whining about sam.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                jesus fricking christ man. you are literally 14 year old broccoli cut zoomer. this boards done.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                14 year olds aren't zoomers you dumb fricking Black person. Zoomers will be in their 30s in 1-3 years.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >saying anything remote positive about him: durhurr ur a broccoli who wants a friend
                >obsessively attacking him: perfectly normal
                Lmao. have a nice day.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >obsessively attacking him
                Ah right, he's the good guy and you gotta defend him from all the meanies. Me making a single post about the guy is obsessively attacking him. Gotcha. It's all those big bad meanies hurting poor little sam, he's such a good guy, he's your friend!

                I guess cause you've grown up obsessed with influencers your entire life you don't understand how deranged your behavior is to normal people.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >single post
                We both know it's a lot more than a single post, lil bro.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >We both know it's a lot more than a single post, lil bro.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >i-im not obsessed guise!
                Why do you watch his videos and take screencaps.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because I like watching his videos. I'm not gonna go online and defend his honor like you cause I'm not a parasocial fricking loser.

                This shit doesn't even click for you cause you've been raised in this shit so you really don't understand how weird you are.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh so you're projecting hard as frick. Lmao.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your dopamine fried brain can't comprehend that there are people who watch and enjoy his videos, who don't also simultaneously suck his dick and defend him online. It's why you had to assume I was some obsessed Sam hater instead of realizing I was just making fun of you for your loser behavior.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >continued massive amounts of projection and shrieking
                lol

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                14 year olds aren't zoomers you dumb fricking Black person. Zoomers will be in their 30s in 1-3 years.

                Hmm you seem super concerned when some gay gets shit on for being wrong but you aren't crying about the guys whining about sam.

                >claim he makes no money
                >turns out he's making upwards of $1M/yr
                >immediately start shrieking and crying because you got btfo so hard
                Sad! Many such cases.

                says the weirdo seething over Sam FOR NO REASON. what is wrong with you freako? what kind of man acts like this?

                Sam is based. You just mad cuz u ain't sam

                t.

                NYOOOO STOP BEING MEAN TO SAM

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I look like this, say this and that's what I bench.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          he really doesn't and most people do not.

          Social Blade estimates he makes 77k a year on the low end.

          Hello friends, I am a youtuber myself, let me give you some rough calculations on how much money I think Sam earns.

          On average, you earn between 1 and 5 dollars per 1000 views on youtube. Sam's video's are very long, so they are definitely going to be closer to 5 than 1 dollar per 1000 views. Let's take a careful estimate and say he earns 3 dollars per 1000 views.

          His videos usually get between 500k and 1 million views, with quite a few outliers that are way over 1 million. Let's again take a very conservative estimation, and say his videos get about 750k on average. This means, that he roughly earns 750x3=2250 dollar per video.

          He posts 1 video per day consistently, meaning that he has about 30 videos per month, which is 2250x30=67500 dollars per month.

          HOWEVER. Youtube ad revenue is only a fraction of the money that an inlfuencers makes.You always earn more money when you sell a product. I don't watch Sam Sulek myself, but from what I can see he is selling supplements. The average fitness influencer easily makes 10 to 20x the amount of money from selling supplements as they do from youtube ad revenue. Meaning that with sam's audience size, he should easily be able to earn several 100k per month selling supplements, even if he has a non-optimal sales funnel.

          So put everything together, and Sam earns at least 100k a month, even if he is utterly bad at selling his supplements. If he is good at selling and the entrepreneurs side of his business, he probably earns closer to 200 or 300k.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why do you assume longer videos = more money per view? I thought it was total time watched that mattered.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Why do you assume longer videos = more money per view?
              Because a longer video has more ads throughout the video and thus makes more money
              >I thought it was total time watched that mattered.
              Well actually ads that are in the middle of a video make more money than ads at the start of the video, so a longer video will make more money than a short video with the same total watch time. But even if total watch time was all that mattered, a longer video would still earn more money, because obviously, a longer video would on average have a higher total watch time.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Who goes on youtube to watch some roided guy lift weights. Just go to the gym. It's live action.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jesus. That's crazy momey. How can I overcome my timidity and convince myself that being a circus monkey for others' entertainment is not too bad?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            No way Fouad is paying him 100k per month. Even big supplement company contracts are like 250k per year.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Why do you assume longer videos = more money per view?
            Because a longer video has more ads throughout the video and thus makes more money
            >I thought it was total time watched that mattered.
            Well actually ads that are in the middle of a video make more money than ads at the start of the video, so a longer video will make more money than a short video with the same total watch time. But even if total watch time was all that mattered, a longer video would still earn more money, because obviously, a longer video would on average have a higher total watch time.

            How does adblockers fit into the revenue model?
            Do influencers get paid per ad watched? If a viewer blocks an ad, does that mean no money goes to the influencer?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            do you have to be a 'personality' to have a good yt following? i dont sound super monotone or anything but i also dont want to have to be kooky over the top eccentric about everything i say either.
            any other tips youve got?

            >not starting a fitness yt but will possibly start a creative based one soon.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sacrificing 20 years of old age
      He will be lucky to make it past 30

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        you are the same guys that said larry wheels will be dead 10 years ago

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          tbf larry just got rabdo from drinking a couple beers, his kidneys are completely fricked

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's not ugly

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or he could just have a normal life and job and live a long quiet life.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      he could achieve ottermode instead of roiding, get a decent haircut and impregnate a 6/10 whitte girl

      but nah he choses to have a heart attack at 33

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      hmmm true, never thought of it that way

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >20 years
      Try 50.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    nothing a round of microneedling and botox can't fix tbh. let the roidtroony indulge in his addiction/let people enjoy things sweaty 🙂

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Roidtrannies are so mindraped they’ll see nothing wrong with this image

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Christ isn't this guy like 19 or something? He looks 40.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine looking 40 at 20.

    • 6 months ago
      Brandon

      Hey Zeke poster what are your thoughts on calisthenics
      Is it le based

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can get good body with basic weighted calisthenics movements (dips, pullups) if you stick to a hypertrophy routine, you don't need any fancy moves like planches, iron crosses etc. (you're not a manlet gymnast aiming for gold).

        • 6 months ago
          Brandon

          Thoughts on resistance bands?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Good for a warmup and if you can't do a single pullup on your own, otherwise a meme

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zeke was a gigacuck, imagine wanting to forcibly castrate your entire race

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        AOT last season turned so many characters into moronic gays. MC included.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    his skin has been absolutely BTFOd by acne and scarring, he desperately needs laser resurfacing

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    smoothskins are ngmi in the Mojave

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    honest question, why does his skin look like that?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He clearly has (had) bad acne. Maybe he had it bad even before he roided, but it certainly got worse at some point, too

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      As the other anon said he clearly has had acne. But also when I was on tren I was bloated and my skin looked leathery. Thank god it reverted after being off a while but gear definitely does weird stuff to your skin

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf, don't tell me this is really his face with his age. Oh my god. I'm 33 and it isn't like that. And I envisage it to not become like this til 45 or later.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    he has regular face, wtf is mean goul?

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    People laugh at his ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do guys that don't know how to take care of long hair still insist on having long hair? JUST CUT IT. Look at how his brittle stringy hair looks simultaneously oily, frizzy and dead dry at the same time. Surely he must know how bad it looks. Why wouldn't he just cut it?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's obviously ogremaxxing like that one gorilla powerlifter with the goblin gf

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong they turn you into a super mutant

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    working out and the roids do it
    high stress, collagen gone
    free radicals
    lmaooo

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just needs a shitton of topical zinc cream. That will flatten out the craters from acne.

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    you filthy fricking dirty polak , stop stealing my revenue , views and followers and achieving what it took me 30 years for.

    kek I love sam just for the fact that through being calm has made the rest of the roidtrannies mad

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