>rubbing a microplastic, fluoride covered stick all over the inside of your mouth
NGMI
>rubbing a microplastic, fluoride covered stick all over the inside of your mouth
>rubbing a microplastic, fluoride covered stick all over the inside of your mouth
NGMI
ok
*blocks you're path*
>thing
>thing japan
yes the japanese don't use fluoride dumbfrick
japanese have notoriously bad teeth so who cares?
>some chinese crap
Sorry I can't read spanish
>nHA
my homie
Too expensive
bleaching teeth is 20x more expensive than this
who said anything about bleaching teeth?
gives you the same effect
similar products at lower costs in US but i cant find anything in europe
>gives you the same effect
hydroxyapatite is a non-toxic fluoride substitute, it spackels your enamel it doesn't bleach your teeth.
enamel is white you fricking mongol so your teeth will look whiter moron
I'm path what ?
>not chewing on your toothbrush for those extra microplastic gains
>not gargling the extra strength fluoride gel for two hours straight
Haha, enjoy being bred out of existence you weaklings.
Post teeth
>microplastic
do zoomers really think plastic like cotton candy and just melts away in your mouth or just by touching it with your fingers?
microplastics is 50 years of cheese wrapping and discarded toothbrushes that were left to degrade away in landfills and the ocean and empty lots to turn into plastic dust - it's not solid pieces of plastic
actually plastics do fall apart like that. When plastic is rubbed, little bits of plastic that are microscopically small fall off, that is why they are called microplastics. Similarly, plastic bottles will actually leak microplastic into the water they contain just because the water rubs on the inside of the plastic bottle.
Man, you must be a special kind of moron to so brazenly declare something you clearly know nothing about. Go rub some shit on your teeth and tell me how much ends up in your mouth.
so, do you swallow?
>ah yes, time to fricking eviserate my gums
Do white people really?
gums get stronger if you progressively load them
you're not supposed to rub your gums with the floss you moron, its just for getting between your teeth
You are supposed to get the floss under the gum line though as my dentist explained after pulling a piece of food out of my gum
yeah but that shouldn't obliterate your gums unless your grinding the gums with the floss like a tard
I would seriously hate to be anywhere near you. I bet youre one of those no poo/ no soap freaks too. Thinking you dont "need" that stuff. People are too polite to tell you you smell like shit, but they talk about it behind your back.
I had a friend like that. Literally had to stop hanging out with him cause he always smelled like rank armpit and had yellow teeth with shit always stuck on them.
you do you though. You totally discovered some crazy life hack! Not brushing your teeth? Genius bro!
only americans, nobody flosses in europe and we are fine (except the british)
just buy boar hair brush with wooden handle and non-fluoride paste
*cleans your mouth*
*gives you jawline gains*
*makes your breath smell nice*
*satisfies your oral fixation and helps you quit smoking*
Gumchads rise up we're tired of disrespect
>Artificial flavor
>Artificial sweetener
>Artificial color
Just scrape plaque off your teeth with your fingernails and scrape your tongue with a spoon. Dental health is all diet and genetics. If you have a shit diet and shit genetics no amount of brushing or visiting dentists will help you.
I haven't seen any evidence yet that microplastics are actually bad for you.
>bamboo brush
>fluoride free toothpaste
wow that was fricking hard
brush
QRD on where to get these?
Had a quick look on Amazon and they're all nylon/plastic bristles with bamboo handles i.e. useless
Literally haven't brushed my teeth in over a week
What's the point of fretting over microplastics? By now this shit is literally in everything, its in the air, in the water, in the soil, in plants, in you're moms pussy. Humanity will adapt and intergrate microplastics in their bodies and use it for something, imagine losing a finger and your body grows you a plastic one to replace it, would be cool.
t. Borg
Yeah, that’s what happened with lead. It definitely didn’t irreparably damage the bodies and minds of countless boomers.
How fast do you think the evolution is working? Give it a couple million years and lead will be considered an essential micronutrient like iron and zinc. That if by that time people arent' already inhabiting robot bodies made of pure lead.
>AAAAAAAAAA A PIECE OF PLASTIC TOUCHES MY MOUTH TWICE A DAY FOR A MINUTE ITS OVER
Based, jesus frick people have become b***hmade homosexuals in recent years
*blocks your path*
has anyone used these? I'm strongly considering something like this and also doing stuff like replacing my (plastic) loofah with a natural one
these wipe your teeth out
Just like, use a toothbrush without plastic and for once in your life stop swallowing.
>mogs you
>someone online brags about how they avoid:
>anything plastic including receipts and blended fabrics
>spend $80 a day to eat raw, grassfed noodles and they apparently have 16 farmers on speeddial keep them topped off on raw dairy yogurt fungus for the probiotics
>avoid cortisol so much that they have a hired assistant that lifts everything for them so they don't experience eccentric muscle contractions (which cause muscle damage which causes soreness which causes cortisol)
>on a wienertail of hormones from online austrian pharmacies that they exclusively apply directly to the scrotum and they're all packed in coconut oil & vitamin E to avoid oxidization
>daily "detoxes" with vinegar, natural anti-fungals and resistant fibers as a carrier
>augmented breathing exercises to encourage CO2 production while avoiding any activity that produces lactate, which inhibits CO2
>regular vitamin K dosing to transport calcium out of the body
>natural coral calcium toothpastes to remineralize the tooth enamel and avoid flouride
>hair regrowth protocol and tutorials on how to keep your hair color (is bald and grey)
Then you see a picture of them and they're just a fat boomer. So tired of it. It's all a waste of time.
You nailed it right in the head and I might add
>shits on every popular routine
>doesn't even lift
I like Danny but Georgi seems cringe.
>does everything
>is literally just a twig
>not brushing with an angle grinder
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what's the alternative?
If you're really that autistic it's this
and you're supposed to just use this stick raw?
It's a twig, you trim off the tip of it with a knife to reveal the "brush" innards then you wet it and use it. Mashallah
Microplastics and fluoride are good for you
Turbo based. Gonna pick some of these lil homies on my Japan trip, they're too expensive on Amazon. But I'll still take it over fluoride.
just chew natty gum and use interdental brushes bro
If you do carnivore, you won't need them. Grains and sugars? Then, every time you eat.
>mfw I learn that monkeys know how to floss using feathers, hair, grass etc
return to monky is real bros, just trust their wisdom