Poor diet and bad genes. When my maternal grandfather was 78 he once shit so hard his colon detached from his anus and it had to be surgically reattached. On my father's side, both my father and grandfather had such frequent and bad cases of diverticulitis that they both had to have four inches of their large intestines removed. I don't know the specific anal horrors that await me, I only know that I'm eating healthy and eating a shit-ton of fiber to lesson the blow when it finally happens.
I also have always suffered from constipation and have hemorrhoids. What works for me like a charm is a diet that doesnt exactly focus on eating a lot of fiber, but instead I always try to include a sizable portion of vegetable salad with almost every big meal I eat, especially those that naturally don't have vegetables in their recipes. Fruits like papaya, avocados, pineapple, banana and nuts also help a lot keeping my bowel movements regular. Water is also important if you don't want your intestines to absorb too much water from food so that your stools remain smooth.
Oh, and I forgot something as important: chew your food as much as you can. The more you chew it, the more you soften it and the less work you give to your whole digestive track to process it.
It's better that he just has soluble fiber from plant based foods for a while. You're recommending something that if not properly hydrated can give the hardest shit in the world to someone that is already bleeding in pain.
It sounds super gay but the only thing that really helped was anal dilation. Fissure pain is caused by your sphincter muscles clenching as hard as they can and the only way to unclench them is by using dilators.
can you give summary of your dilation like time it took how often/minutes you did it? and the sizes and any tools you used?
I am having hard time working past finger size but I also haven't been doing it as consistently as I should.
https://i.imgur.com/6ZLBG4Q.jpg
this may or may not help:
x-lube instead of the usual lubricants that often inflame the area (many of the water-based ones), or are not great at reducing friction (e.g. coconut oil)
lube shooter to apply lube inside
silicone dildo that starts very thin, and very gradually increases, picrel is the one I keep going back to - Ns Novelties Colours Pleasures Thin 8-inch Dildo
thanks I'll try the lube stuff, I've been using vaseline since I have a big tub and it seems to make it lubed enough to insert slowly and doesn't dry out. I doubt it would work for actual fast movement like sex. >Ns Novelties Colours Pleasures Thin 8-inch Dildo
Do you know how thin it is at tip? I think tapered dildo is good idea but I doubt I can get even tip of that in rn.
I'll probably order pic.
>fast movements like sex
I definitely wouldn't recommend those in this case. >doesn't dry out
That is a downside of xlube, since it's just plastic (PEO/PEG) and water that you yourself add. Since trying a lube shooter, I've always used it, so my butthole squeegeeing the lube on entry isn't a concern >how thin is it at the tip?
I don't have it with me, but It's pretty thin, can pretty much use it as warm-up from zero in my experience, but this was without fissures etc. Maximum diameter is 1.5", FWIW. >order pic
I think I had some calexotics stuff, and I had less than good experiences, but I might be misremembering. Check for seams, those have really been an irritation issue for me even when tiny, I had them with at least several butt plugs >comfortable daily wear
doesn't inspire confidence, these look ok for dilation but the shape is all wrong barring some specific scenarios
still, give them a shot, maybe try the dildo in case the calexotics ones irritate or aggravate
Just use your finger, lubricant, and latex finger cots. Follow the protocol outlined in this study. Also whilst it's healing, high fibre diet, and wipe with wet wipes that you've also run under a tap.
It helped my symptoms, but didn't completely cure me. The other two protocols I mentioned are what allowed it to properly recover.
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>The other two protocols I mentioned are what allowed it to properly recover.
I'm bad at following reply chains, which post was yours mentioning the other protocals?
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Oh I was just referring to increasing dietary fibre and using wet wipes, which I mentioned in the original post.
Everytime you take a shit you have to put your finger up there and clean the shit out of the wound, then put preparation h max strength on it. Think of it like a cut on your arm. Imagine how long it would take to heal if you put poop on it.
I got it from my roasty gf btw, just to clarify
I`m applying a topical antiviral cream i mixed myself from zinc powder, propolis, coconut & olive oil, low percent glycerol and some other antiviral herb extracts amongst other things, it helps alot but isn`t really fully going away.
The ones on my dick i burned away using Trichloroacetic acid, I don`t have any in front since doing that and applying antiviral cream.
But the ones around my bhole are hard to target with the acid using a mirror and bending backwards. Can barely see what I`m doing.
Might have to end up visiting proctology, getting surgergy.
Taking L-Lysine, Vit C, D3, Zinc high dose, turmeric, all helped reduce it btw
Also eating stuff with beta glucans in it, like Oatmeal and mushrooms, helps. They are really expensive as a supplement. Supposedly helpful for HPV. I hate hpv so much. Never had this itchy genital area before the roasty.
>I got it from my roasty gf btw, just to clarify
damn I thought hpv infection was local and not systemic, iirc digging in deeper in the tissue and chilling was why the immune system can't kill it >rest
that sucks anon, I hope things turn out ok, consult some docs ig
and yeah ig even the nevergay straggot lads would benefit from the hpv vax
A pill and suppositories for some days and a cream using my finger for a month.
I believe it's healed now, unfortunately hemorroides won't just naturally disappear.
it's like muscle response to exercise, it's the sum (or product) of size, speed, lube, duration, etc
The fact that doctor will just say eat more fiber and then some poor sap will cram bran and have a baseball sized shit rip their butthole is indictment of medical profession.
yup, I hope for a future where feedback in the system is faster, so it can fix obvious moronic shit like this
Very serious mental illnesses run in both sides of my family. And so I inherited some really shitty brain DNA. And then on top of that, I had an insanely screwed up home environment that mind fricked me like you wouldn't believe. Those 2 things combined caused me to a have nervous breakdown during my freshman year at university. I became a hardcore germaphobe and stopped pooping because I thought it was disgusting and getting germs all over me. And so every week or so I'd give birth to a monster turd out of my ass the size of a football - which literally ripped my anus open. And I've been plagued with rectal fissures ever since. The first few years were absolutely brutal. Every time I took a shit, it looked like a shark attack. The entire toilet bowl was full of thick blood. And my ass would kill me for about 24 hours later. For whatever reason, taking a shower helped to minimize the pain.
I finally went to a proctologist, and he tried a couple of relatively minor surgeries first. He basically stitched my rectal fissure up and had me take something that I don't remember which softened my stools. Holy shit. That was the worst pain I've ever experienced in my entire life, and that's saying a lot because I got adult circumcision and double surgery and had my jaws sawed into several different pieces and reassembled with titanium plates and screws. Every time I took a dump, I experienced 10/10 pain. I didn't even know it was possible to feel pain that bad, and I honestly don't think it's possible to experience worse pain than what I felt. My entire body seized up. I couldn't even open my eyes or move my fingers. I just laid down in the fetal position tensing every single muscle in my body and moaning and screaming in agony to the point that I became delirious. This lasted for about 4 hours or so, and then the pain would eventually go down.
And worst of all, it didn't work. And so I had to get a sphincterotomy where they permanently cut and disabled part of the muscle in my ass because I was unconsciously clenching my ass muscles constantly, which prevented blood flow from getting to the fissures. And so they had to disable the muscles in my butt so that I wasn't clenching as much and fresh blood could get in to heal the fissures.
Thankfully, this worked, but only about 90%. I still get minor bleeding and pain in my ass from time to time.
Also, don't listen to the person above who said that a high fiber diet will help. My proctologist and Google told me that as well, and so I ate tons of fiber with every meal, took fiber supplements, and took stool softening supplements. But I was still having issues.
On a whim, I tried an animal product based diet, even though I was worried it would aggravate my rectal fissures due to the almost total lack of fiber. But instead the opposite effect happened. My stools slipped right out of my ass without issue. I was shocked.
Dr. Berg did a good job of explaining why here.
Personally, what I've found is that a combination of coffee (even decaf), probiotic foods, animal products, whole psyllium husk, and drinking lots of water solved my rectal fissure issues 99%. I've found that when I skip one of those things, I start to get issues again.
They did, yeah. Before one of my surgeries, my surgeon walked over to me in the waiting room and leaned over next to my ear to quietly ask me if I'm gay. I told him no - which is true. I'm not gay at all. And no, I don't stick things up my ass either.
I've also randomly Googled rectal fissures and sphincterotomy in order to learn more about it, and I came across gay guys talking about it. And they said it was super common in the gay community.
>I tried an animal product-based diet
Also Coffee with full-fat milk gave me smooth stools for years. Now I only maybe get 1 anal fissure every 2 years.
I also wrote that coffee seems to help me. But why do you think adding whole milk helps? I just put my instant coffee powder in my my vegan protein shake and drink it that way.
the twink i'm fugging sometimes bleeds from the ass when I go too hard too fast. We've solved it using lubricants and by first relaxing the zone with toys, but sometimes a bit of blood is inevitable. We joke its his period lol. To be honest is better to have your dick tainted with red than brown in my experience.
I already tried topical creams and fiber and baths.
Doctor told me to do anal dilation to give butt skin more stretch and strength.
If this doesn't work I'll probably have to get surgery.
Dude your doctor literally suggest you play with your ass, this guy must be on to something.
https://i.imgur.com/lfZjdjm.png
want to be fissure bros? I've tried lots of things.
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He sent me recommended set of butt plugs to use, I also bought a fancy dildo that can change girth incrementally.
Sadly right now I can only just fit in the smallest plug and the step increase per one feels too big.
I need something super gradual so I can slowly stretch the scar tissue over weeks/months.
Dude your doctor literally suggest you play with your ass, this guy must be on to something.
unironically some of the buttbawds have had problems go away after play, possibly due to promoting bloodflow for healing in the area, and not being morons about lube, intensity, duration and frequency
>Be gay >Not like a crazy frick 100 guys a week gay >get fricked by like 1 guy every few years >jerk off anally like once a month >Get an anal fissure from eating an italian sub with jalapenos >Every shit now burns like hell >Been months
I literally asked other gays how they deal with fissures and I get ignored, they don't wanna talk to me, they don't wanna discuss it. The least helpful motherfrickers who ever existed.
all I've found is that eating mashed potatoes and smoothies for like a week straight helped me take non painful shits. But the moment I eat anything else its right back to hell.
want to be fissure bros? I've tried lots of things.
Dude your doctor literally suggest you play with your ass, this guy must be on to something.
He sent me recommended set of butt plugs to use, I also bought a fancy dildo that can change girth incrementally.
Sadly right now I can only just fit in the smallest plug and the step increase per one feels too big.
I need something super gradual so I can slowly stretch the scar tissue over weeks/months.
this may or may not help:
x-lube instead of the usual lubricants that often inflame the area (many of the water-based ones), or are not great at reducing friction (e.g. coconut oil)
lube shooter to apply lube inside
silicone dildo that starts very thin, and very gradually increases, picrel is the one I keep going back to - Ns Novelties Colours Pleasures Thin 8-inch Dildo
Eat fatty foods, (Yes, I know people say increase Fibre) Trust me the more fattier the more slimy your stools become, Also use this. NOT GAY BTW, MY ANUS IS JUST REALLY SMALL
One thing you can try is vasodilators.
They increase blood flow to places like you anus to help with healing.
They also can make your anus more loose to help the fissure to relax.
Get some Cialis(Tadalafil) or Viagra(Sildenafil) for the strong stuff.
Read some people took those and it helped a lot fissures.
Do not just eat more fiber
I made that mistake and had a shit to large that I couldn't squeeze it out and had to reach in there and break it apart to make it come out after an enema
It was not a pleasant experience needless to say.
one thing that isn't mentioned often enough imo is soluble vs insoluble, which basically act in opposite ways:
insoluble makes shit more brick like
soluble makes it softer
The fact that doctor will just say eat more fiber and then some poor sap will cram bran and have a baseball sized shit rip their butthole is indictment of medical profession.
I had that once. I took a shit so big that it took 4 flushes for that to even go down the drain. It took like a month or two to heal. Make sure you get your anal wet before taking a shit and take it very slow and careful. If you keep shitting the way you do, scar is just going to keep opening up before it heals.
For the past 5 years I've had a pilonidal cyst but it hasn't ruined my life.
Over time a huge red bump has formed to the upper left side of my ass and from time to time it will fill with liquid so I use a needle a let the liquid out.
Because of this bump I can't do sit ups anymore (it hurts a little so I guess if I power through I could do sit ups)..
many clinics around that do silver nitrate treatments. Surgeons like to recommend surgery cause it's $ for them. Do the non-invasive stuff first. Surgery is the last recourse.
I doubt mine can be removed without surgery.
There is a red bump about 1.5cm (0.6") in diameter. And right next to it there is a solid bump under the skin.
I was thinking about cutting the bump with a razor or scalpel bought off amazon, use a syringe and just plunge it into the wound and just suck all the stuff that's in there and then use a kit to tend to the wound.
But I'm not a doctor and I don't wanna frick it up even more.
when they treat it with silver nitrate, silver nitrate chemically cauterizes the hole and kills off any bacteria hair etc. then they currette the insides if necesssary, after the it heals and fills up. This is basically what they do when they do surgery except they excise the hole cyst by cutting it out and it either fills up on its own (primary closure) or they stitch it up (secondary closure) depending on your surgeons preferences. It can still recur even with surgery btw. Just keep getting those silver nitrate treatments, find someone who specializes on them. trust me
yea im dealing with this as we speak, thankfully its going away. Its gonna take about a week of eating porrage and protein shakes until it heals up. Good luck op.
What the frick guys, I feel like I might get some actual answers in this post. For a few years now I’ve been dealing with a feeling of incomplete evacuation that results in endless wiping. Sometimes there’s blood. I went to the doctor and they said it was just thrush and gave me some cream/tablets but that did nothing.
I don’t know what the problem is, I think it might be pelvic floor dysfunction/anismus and then with all the wiping I’ve given myself a fissure/haemorrhoid. What do I do bros, I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy
Thanks I’ll give it a shot. What’s the purpose? Is it to try and make that kind-body connection so I can feel where those muscles are?
Don't sit and wipe if you still got obvious shit near your ass anon, wash instead, use the shower head and soap, it'll take less time too. Wipe the worst, of course, to avoid shit in the bath but then shower the rest
To avoid the shit, it could be diet. It is not pelvic floor if you can hold your piss in. Eat less fiber if your stool doesn't seem to pass fully. It could be that your shit is so fibrous it has a hard time passing and you're essentially constipated
Also do this [...] to make sure you really don't have muscle issues because if you do you need laxatives, nothing else will help
Thanks I do try to do that where possible but it’s not always practical if I’m not at home. I have no problem holding my piss in. I’m not sure about fiber because sometimes it even if it’s practically diarrhoea I still don’t feel like it was complete.
Don't sit and wipe if you still got obvious shit near your ass anon, wash instead, use the shower head and soap, it'll take less time too. Wipe the worst, of course, to avoid shit in the bath but then shower the rest
To avoid the shit, it could be diet. It is not pelvic floor if you can hold your piss in. Eat less fiber if your stool doesn't seem to pass fully. It could be that your shit is so fibrous it has a hard time passing and you're essentially constipated
Also do this
try sticking finger in your ass after a hot bath and feeling the two shincter muscles and then try relaxing and constricting them
to make sure you really don't have muscle issues because if you do you need laxatives, nothing else will help
How do these happens? Sometimes, I pass logs that are so painful my whole body trembles but relaxing my prostate immediately gives me relief, so I think it might be prostate related. How do anal fissures happen?
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/9870166/ >Patient satisfaction and symptom relief after anal dilatation
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8134927/ >Anal dilatation, performed in a systematic and standardized way, has a successful outcome with no complications and has no clear long-term negative impact on anal sphincter function.
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/354763731_Relation_between_pelvic_floor_neurophysiological_abnormalities_and_erectile_dysfunction_in_patients_with_obstructed_defecation >Relation between pelvic floor neurophysiological abnormalities and erectile dysfunction in patients with obstructed defecation
Being into chicks doesn't prevent butthole problems anon, you've gotta physio that area just like other injured parts of the body when needed.
And if you discover some enjoyable exercises, that's a bonus. Just vax and PrEP up if you decide to go multiplayer
One time I got a deep tissue massage at this spa down the street and the lady started to massage my ass cheeks. Her hands were turning me on, which she could see because my dick was pointed downwards between my legs, and she started to brush against my butthole. Ended up getting a happy ending when I turned over and she stuck her finger in my ass which made me shoot ropes. Never had a girl do that before, but that shit felt good.
>started dieting >20 months later >realize i have huge hemoroid problem >mfw i cut out all fats >mfw I cut out fibre >20 months
Yeah I kinda fricked myself, right? I use that cream that i shove up in my ass and it helps but am I going to have these roids forever? I started eating 1 tbs of olvie oil for breakfast and it defientely helps alongside fibre, high water and the cream.
Still tho, i have days where I don't do that and pooping hurts.
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How do gay guys actually fit a dick up their ass? I tried and could barely get my index finger up to the second knuckle. Guess I’ve got a tight butthole
My shits are always pretty skinny, I never take girthy dumps anymore. Thinking maybe that is part of my issue, I probably need to do this manual dilation thing that has been posted.
lube makes a huge difference
also, *gradual* increase of girth (a smooth tapered dildo is easier than fingers, e.g.
https://i.imgur.com/6ZLBG4Q.jpg
this may or may not help:
x-lube instead of the usual lubricants that often inflame the area (many of the water-based ones), or are not great at reducing friction (e.g. coconut oil)
lube shooter to apply lube inside
silicone dildo that starts very thin, and very gradually increases, picrel is the one I keep going back to - Ns Novelties Colours Pleasures Thin 8-inch Dildo
), also enough practice that you make the mind-muscle connection to know how to relax your butthole, the outside sphincter that is; and learning the other stuff so the inner (autonomous) sphincter relaxes too
Oh shit, is this more common than I thought?
They're permanent for me. I've been to multiple doctors. Now, I have itchy cuts outside of the anus that never heal. I can only use a special cream to keep them at bay. Itching them feels real good, though. But results in blood.
>They're permanent for me.
Absolutely not. Don't trust israelite doctors.
I had the same shit as you. Felt good itching and I had an intense urge to do so but it'd just cause blood and tear it open.
HOLD YOUR SHIT IN. For as long as you reasonably can. Try to induce diarrhea or extremely soft shits. It sounds bad but it's a necessary evil. Eat lots of sugary cereal or something (that often gives me diarrhea).
And when you shower you need to spread your cheeks and let some jets from the shower head get all in your anus. Wash it very thoroughly. If it's properly clean you won't feel any urge to itch it. Itchiness comes from bacteria around the cut moving around and shit. Gotta get rid of it. Even when you don't shit, clean it out well.
Best of luck to you man because it's an awful thing and I hope you clear it soon
NTA but diarrhea would just make my butt spasm and seemed to make it more likely to retear.
Staying hydrated and pysllium husk seemed to help pass soft dumps.
I also seemed to figure out way to tense my butthole so that it would stay smaller, this made poops smaller but would reduce stress on healing skin.
If you do this too much without dilation though I think skin will get used to it and get too tight leading to anal stenosis so you have to combine it with more controlled dilation.
It's good trick though for when you feel a bigger shit coming and can tell it'll retear if you just let it out.
I’ve had these since I was 14 and I think they’re related to my varicose veins that started around the same age.
10 years later I was trying for selection in Brecon, and on the first day I pushed so hard up Pen y Fan that prolapsed/created a new one. By the end of the week I was bleeding from the chafed prolapsed haemorrhoid that was hanging out of my ass.
stop eating gluten. if you also have mouth sores, anal fissures, skin disorders like eczema, all these are related to allergens but not full blown allergy, called celiac, many, if not all humans are not meant to eat gluten. remove ALL, not just some, it only takes a teaspoon amount to trigger these reactions, so dont "cut back", but REMOVE all gluten from your diet and see how your body and heals from this. the reason nothing has worked because you have most likely never gone longer then a few day without eating gluten. this is also why the media makes such a joke out of gluten, they know the truth and the best way to hide a truth is to laugh at it.
i have celiac disease, i had all these issues, now long gone as long as i never eat that toxic shit gluten
also smooth tongue, "geographic tongue", where your tongue becomes smooth and the taste buds fall off, gluten allergy related. and if you have this, B12 methyl form will also improve your life because the allergy damages your bodies ability to absorb B12.
But food that contains gluten is tasty as frick. I really wouldn't be able to cope without eating cakes or bread anymore. I'm not overweight either, but food should be a source of pleasure as well as nourishment.
other than bloody shits they have never affected me in the slightest
op is a bottom
I fricking hate Hungary.
I don't get the joke
explain
thats obviously turkish though
amerimutt moron
>Written in Turkic
You do is are rarted
Maybe you should eat food then
Trust me bros...it could be worse
how does this happen
You know
Fissure becomes infected from poop getting in it. An abscess forms eventually becomes fistula
Poor diet and bad genes. When my maternal grandfather was 78 he once shit so hard his colon detached from his anus and it had to be surgically reattached. On my father's side, both my father and grandfather had such frequent and bad cases of diverticulitis that they both had to have four inches of their large intestines removed. I don't know the specific anal horrors that await me, I only know that I'm eating healthy and eating a shit-ton of fiber to lesson the blow when it finally happens.
>once shit so hard his colon detached from his anus and it had to be surgically reattached
I have reached my horror story quota for the day.
Hearing stuff like this makes me want to die before I hit 50.
Funny enough, you falling for the fiber meme is exactly what will cause you to shit your.colon out in the future.
Fiber is a meme. And I'd you do laugh at this then , Remember these words when that happens.
I also have always suffered from constipation and have hemorrhoids. What works for me like a charm is a diet that doesnt exactly focus on eating a lot of fiber, but instead I always try to include a sizable portion of vegetable salad with almost every big meal I eat, especially those that naturally don't have vegetables in their recipes. Fruits like papaya, avocados, pineapple, banana and nuts also help a lot keeping my bowel movements regular. Water is also important if you don't want your intestines to absorb too much water from food so that your stools remain smooth.
Oh, and I forgot something as important: chew your food as much as you can. The more you chew it, the more you soften it and the less work you give to your whole digestive track to process it.
i had this and got it surgically removed
now my butthole has a scar coming out of it
at least you can't see it unless i spread my asscheeks
happened to me too, due to my crohn's disease
Varicocele gang reporting in.
I went through this hell in January, the hole of the surgery still hasn't closed. I've got 2 buttholes.
How do you make this shit heal?
Eat more soluble fiber, that is how I fixed it.
Stop wiping for a while jump right in the shower instead
lose weight if fat
get a bidet
if a gay, stop taking it in the ass for a while
try psyllium husk, though I would be careful with the dose if you're constipated
It's better that he just has soluble fiber from plant based foods for a while. You're recommending something that if not properly hydrated can give the hardest shit in the world to someone that is already bleeding in pain.
It sounds super gay but the only thing that really helped was anal dilation. Fissure pain is caused by your sphincter muscles clenching as hard as they can and the only way to unclench them is by using dilators.
can you give summary of your dilation like time it took how often/minutes you did it? and the sizes and any tools you used?
I am having hard time working past finger size but I also haven't been doing it as consistently as I should.
thanks I'll try the lube stuff, I've been using vaseline since I have a big tub and it seems to make it lubed enough to insert slowly and doesn't dry out. I doubt it would work for actual fast movement like sex.
>Ns Novelties Colours Pleasures Thin 8-inch Dildo
Do you know how thin it is at tip? I think tapered dildo is good idea but I doubt I can get even tip of that in rn.
I'll probably order pic.
>fast movements like sex
I definitely wouldn't recommend those in this case.
>doesn't dry out
That is a downside of xlube, since it's just plastic (PEO/PEG) and water that you yourself add. Since trying a lube shooter, I've always used it, so my butthole squeegeeing the lube on entry isn't a concern
>how thin is it at the tip?
I don't have it with me, but It's pretty thin, can pretty much use it as warm-up from zero in my experience, but this was without fissures etc. Maximum diameter is 1.5", FWIW.
>order pic
I think I had some calexotics stuff, and I had less than good experiences, but I might be misremembering. Check for seams, those have really been an irritation issue for me even when tiny, I had them with at least several butt plugs
>comfortable daily wear
doesn't inspire confidence, these look ok for dilation but the shape is all wrong barring some specific scenarios
still, give them a shot, maybe try the dildo in case the calexotics ones irritate or aggravate
Just use your finger, lubricant, and latex finger cots. Follow the protocol outlined in this study. Also whilst it's healing, high fibre diet, and wipe with wet wipes that you've also run under a tap.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5479997/
Have you tried this? Wonder if it would help anismus
It helped my symptoms, but didn't completely cure me. The other two protocols I mentioned are what allowed it to properly recover.
>The other two protocols I mentioned are what allowed it to properly recover.
I'm bad at following reply chains, which post was yours mentioning the other protocals?
Oh I was just referring to increasing dietary fibre and using wet wipes, which I mentioned in the original post.
Women like to claim men don't know how painful it is to give a birth. You ever tried to take a shit while having a fissure after a 2-day constipation?
Drink more water and milk so you get liquid stool and shit 2-3 times a day. Also use cold shower instead of toilet paper
2 days is good for me. Constipation is 5 days for me. One time at 9 days it was impacted and to dig it out with my fingers.
Stop being gay
Everytime you take a shit you have to put your finger up there and clean the shit out of the wound, then put preparation h max strength on it. Think of it like a cut on your arm. Imagine how long it would take to heal if you put poop on it.
Vaseline up the ass before taking a shit + proper hydration and fiber intake. No lie.
be happy you don`t have actual HPV sores there instead, which is basically threatening you to turn into literal anal cancer
more healthy nutrition, less aggressive wiping
>HPV sores
>future butt cancer
this is why Gardasil 9 shouldn't be just for girls
I got it from my roasty gf btw, just to clarify
I`m applying a topical antiviral cream i mixed myself from zinc powder, propolis, coconut & olive oil, low percent glycerol and some other antiviral herb extracts amongst other things, it helps alot but isn`t really fully going away.
The ones on my dick i burned away using Trichloroacetic acid, I don`t have any in front since doing that and applying antiviral cream.
But the ones around my bhole are hard to target with the acid using a mirror and bending backwards. Can barely see what I`m doing.
Might have to end up visiting proctology, getting surgergy.
Taking L-Lysine, Vit C, D3, Zinc high dose, turmeric, all helped reduce it btw
Also eating stuff with beta glucans in it, like Oatmeal and mushrooms, helps. They are really expensive as a supplement. Supposedly helpful for HPV. I hate hpv so much. Never had this itchy genital area before the roasty.
>I got it from my roasty gf btw, just to clarify
damn I thought hpv infection was local and not systemic, iirc digging in deeper in the tissue and chilling was why the immune system can't kill it
>rest
that sucks anon, I hope things turn out ok, consult some docs ig
and yeah ig even the nevergay straggot lads would benefit from the hpv vax
A pill and suppositories for some days and a cream using my finger for a month.
I believe it's healed now, unfortunately hemorroides won't just naturally disappear.
Get a cheap toilet set attachment bidet.
Easy.
Guess you'll be painting your boyfriend red.
got fricked in the ass for the first time and dont think i got a fissure but took a while before it felt normal
that's why you have to train up elasticity, without going full size queen moron though
t.
he wasn tthat big honestly...
it's like muscle response to exercise, it's the sum (or product) of size, speed, lube, duration, etc
yup, I hope for a future where feedback in the system is faster, so it can fix obvious moronic shit like this
Very serious mental illnesses run in both sides of my family. And so I inherited some really shitty brain DNA. And then on top of that, I had an insanely screwed up home environment that mind fricked me like you wouldn't believe. Those 2 things combined caused me to a have nervous breakdown during my freshman year at university. I became a hardcore germaphobe and stopped pooping because I thought it was disgusting and getting germs all over me. And so every week or so I'd give birth to a monster turd out of my ass the size of a football - which literally ripped my anus open. And I've been plagued with rectal fissures ever since. The first few years were absolutely brutal. Every time I took a shit, it looked like a shark attack. The entire toilet bowl was full of thick blood. And my ass would kill me for about 24 hours later. For whatever reason, taking a shower helped to minimize the pain.
I finally went to a proctologist, and he tried a couple of relatively minor surgeries first. He basically stitched my rectal fissure up and had me take something that I don't remember which softened my stools. Holy shit. That was the worst pain I've ever experienced in my entire life, and that's saying a lot because I got adult circumcision and double surgery and had my jaws sawed into several different pieces and reassembled with titanium plates and screws. Every time I took a dump, I experienced 10/10 pain. I didn't even know it was possible to feel pain that bad, and I honestly don't think it's possible to experience worse pain than what I felt. My entire body seized up. I couldn't even open my eyes or move my fingers. I just laid down in the fetal position tensing every single muscle in my body and moaning and screaming in agony to the point that I became delirious. This lasted for about 4 hours or so, and then the pain would eventually go down.
(cont.)
And worst of all, it didn't work. And so I had to get a sphincterotomy where they permanently cut and disabled part of the muscle in my ass because I was unconsciously clenching my ass muscles constantly, which prevented blood flow from getting to the fissures. And so they had to disable the muscles in my butt so that I wasn't clenching as much and fresh blood could get in to heal the fissures.
Thankfully, this worked, but only about 90%. I still get minor bleeding and pain in my ass from time to time.
Also, don't listen to the person above who said that a high fiber diet will help. My proctologist and Google told me that as well, and so I ate tons of fiber with every meal, took fiber supplements, and took stool softening supplements. But I was still having issues.
On a whim, I tried an animal product based diet, even though I was worried it would aggravate my rectal fissures due to the almost total lack of fiber. But instead the opposite effect happened. My stools slipped right out of my ass without issue. I was shocked.
Dr. Berg did a good job of explaining why here.
Personally, what I've found is that a combination of coffee (even decaf), probiotic foods, animal products, whole psyllium husk, and drinking lots of water solved my rectal fissure issues 99%. I've found that when I skip one of those things, I start to get issues again.
tl;dr
>Dr. Berg
Did any off the doctors think u were having butt sex and lecture you about condoms and stuff like that?
They did, yeah. Before one of my surgeries, my surgeon walked over to me in the waiting room and leaned over next to my ear to quietly ask me if I'm gay. I told him no - which is true. I'm not gay at all. And no, I don't stick things up my ass either.
I've also randomly Googled rectal fissures and sphincterotomy in order to learn more about it, and I came across gay guys talking about it. And they said it was super common in the gay community.
>I tried an animal product-based diet
Also Coffee with full-fat milk gave me smooth stools for years. Now I only maybe get 1 anal fissure every 2 years.
I also wrote that coffee seems to help me. But why do you think adding whole milk helps? I just put my instant coffee powder in my my vegan protein shake and drink it that way.
Damn bro that’s crazy that you recovered, I don’t think I would have had the mental strength and would probably just have an hero’d
holy shit anon, I'm glad you're better but
ho
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shyet
and yeah, (too much) fiber is what it literally caused it for me
do NOT frick with all-bran(tm)
>adult circumcision
>Dr berg
If I read anymore of your posts I’d have to pay compounding interest
>Fiber wont work
>I take psyllium husk
the twink i'm fugging sometimes bleeds from the ass when I go too hard too fast. We've solved it using lubricants and by first relaxing the zone with toys, but sometimes a bit of blood is inevitable. We joke its his period lol. To be honest is better to have your dick tainted with red than brown in my experience.
I already tried topical creams and fiber and baths.
Doctor told me to do anal dilation to give butt skin more stretch and strength.
If this doesn't work I'll probably have to get surgery.
I can only fit a finger in at the moment.
>Doctor told me to do anal dilation to give butt skin more stretch
I have experience helping others with this.
I wish an anon could help me but they'd have to be very small
Am I on IST or /lgbt/?
you're on the gayer of the two
unironically some of the buttbawds have had problems go away after play, possibly due to promoting bloodflow for healing in the area, and not being morons about lube, intensity, duration and frequency
yeah I think as long as you don't cause trauma then bottoming often only helps
Dude your doctor literally suggest you play with your ass, this guy must be on to something.
Rrhoids are the only thing stopping me from trying a dick up the ass and likely regretting it, so maybe they're a blessing in disguise
Just use squatting buttplug, problems werent
Thanks for reminding me I haven't had this issue for like a year+ now
gays truly are disgusting
sounds like a skill issue
>Be gay
>Not like a crazy frick 100 guys a week gay
>get fricked by like 1 guy every few years
>jerk off anally like once a month
>Get an anal fissure from eating an italian sub with jalapenos
>Every shit now burns like hell
>Been months
I literally asked other gays how they deal with fissures and I get ignored, they don't wanna talk to me, they don't wanna discuss it. The least helpful motherfrickers who ever existed.
all I've found is that eating mashed potatoes and smoothies for like a week straight helped me take non painful shits. But the moment I eat anything else its right back to hell.
want to be fissure bros? I've tried lots of things.
He sent me recommended set of butt plugs to use, I also bought a fancy dildo that can change girth incrementally.
Sadly right now I can only just fit in the smallest plug and the step increase per one feels too big.
I need something super gradual so I can slowly stretch the scar tissue over weeks/months.
this may or may not help:
x-lube instead of the usual lubricants that often inflame the area (many of the water-based ones), or are not great at reducing friction (e.g. coconut oil)
lube shooter to apply lube inside
silicone dildo that starts very thin, and very gradually increases, picrel is the one I keep going back to - Ns Novelties Colours Pleasures Thin 8-inch Dildo
Eat fatty foods, (Yes, I know people say increase Fibre) Trust me the more fattier the more slimy your stools become, Also use this. NOT GAY BTW, MY ANUS IS JUST REALLY SMALL
Post pic of anus.
One thing you can try is vasodilators.
They increase blood flow to places like you anus to help with healing.
They also can make your anus more loose to help the fissure to relax.
Get some Cialis(Tadalafil) or Viagra(Sildenafil) for the strong stuff.
Read some people took those and it helped a lot fissures.
You should dilate more
Do not just eat more fiber
I made that mistake and had a shit to large that I couldn't squeeze it out and had to reach in there and break it apart to make it come out after an enema
It was not a pleasant experience needless to say.
one thing that isn't mentioned often enough imo is soluble vs insoluble, which basically act in opposite ways:
insoluble makes shit more brick like
soluble makes it softer
The fact that doctor will just say eat more fiber and then some poor sap will cram bran and have a baseball sized shit rip their butthole is indictment of medical profession.
should've worn a squat plug
imagine thinking a hemorrhoid ruins your life when people have binaural ultra loud tinnitus with hearing loss from 1 shot of moderna
fricking pussy. if life isn't actively trying to suicide you, you are on easy mode
Ok, chud, helpful contribution,
it is a helpful contribution
youre literally dealing with some minor shit...stop straining on the toilet and get a squatty potty you dumb homosexual
stop eating fricking opioids
hemorrhoid is not the same thing as chronic fissure
I had that once. I took a shit so big that it took 4 flushes for that to even go down the drain. It took like a month or two to heal. Make sure you get your anal wet before taking a shit and take it very slow and careful. If you keep shitting the way you do, scar is just going to keep opening up before it heals.
For the past 5 years I've had a pilonidal cyst but it hasn't ruined my life.
Over time a huge red bump has formed to the upper left side of my ass and from time to time it will fill with liquid so I use a needle a let the liquid out.
Because of this bump I can't do sit ups anymore (it hurts a little so I guess if I power through I could do sit ups)..
get silver nitrate injections, it should be permanently healed after at most 6 jabs, worst case scenario.
>inject
homie what?
Everywhere on the internet it says you can only treat it with surgery if it doesn't go away by itself
many clinics around that do silver nitrate treatments. Surgeons like to recommend surgery cause it's $ for them. Do the non-invasive stuff first. Surgery is the last recourse.
I doubt mine can be removed without surgery.
There is a red bump about 1.5cm (0.6") in diameter. And right next to it there is a solid bump under the skin.
I was thinking about cutting the bump with a razor or scalpel bought off amazon, use a syringe and just plunge it into the wound and just suck all the stuff that's in there and then use a kit to tend to the wound.
But I'm not a doctor and I don't wanna frick it up even more.
Do you want to ruin your butthole for good and shit into a plastic bag attached to a hole in your belly for the rest if your days?
No I don't but I also don't want to show my hairy ass to a doctor.
Trim that shit, have some self respect
when they treat it with silver nitrate, silver nitrate chemically cauterizes the hole and kills off any bacteria hair etc. then they currette the insides if necesssary, after the it heals and fills up. This is basically what they do when they do surgery except they excise the hole cyst by cutting it out and it either fills up on its own (primary closure) or they stitch it up (secondary closure) depending on your surgeons preferences. It can still recur even with surgery btw. Just keep getting those silver nitrate treatments, find someone who specializes on them. trust me
yea im dealing with this as we speak, thankfully its going away. Its gonna take about a week of eating porrage and protein shakes until it heals up. Good luck op.
I got one of those from eating too much meat and having super hard shits.
Was in gruesome pain for 2 years. Words cannot explain how painful they can be for some. It's like shitting glass.
I had this and the doctor told me to stop having unnatural sex and go to church.
Welcome to third world medicine.
Silly doctor, like I have any form of sex. My diet is just bad leading terrible shits.
funnily enough, "un"natural sex (especially toys where you control how much, how hard, etc) often helps
What the frick guys, I feel like I might get some actual answers in this post. For a few years now I’ve been dealing with a feeling of incomplete evacuation that results in endless wiping. Sometimes there’s blood. I went to the doctor and they said it was just thrush and gave me some cream/tablets but that did nothing.
I don’t know what the problem is, I think it might be pelvic floor dysfunction/anismus and then with all the wiping I’ve given myself a fissure/haemorrhoid. What do I do bros, I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy
try sticking finger in your ass after a hot bath and feeling the two shincter muscles and then try relaxing and constricting them
Thanks I’ll give it a shot. What’s the purpose? Is it to try and make that kind-body connection so I can feel where those muscles are?
Thanks I do try to do that where possible but it’s not always practical if I’m not at home. I have no problem holding my piss in. I’m not sure about fiber because sometimes it even if it’s practically diarrhoea I still don’t feel like it was complete.
Don't sit and wipe if you still got obvious shit near your ass anon, wash instead, use the shower head and soap, it'll take less time too. Wipe the worst, of course, to avoid shit in the bath but then shower the rest
To avoid the shit, it could be diet. It is not pelvic floor if you can hold your piss in. Eat less fiber if your stool doesn't seem to pass fully. It could be that your shit is so fibrous it has a hard time passing and you're essentially constipated
Also do this
to make sure you really don't have muscle issues because if you do you need laxatives, nothing else will help
same here anon
I think it might have something to do with stimulants in my case it's less bad on days where I don't lift and therefore don't need preworkout
It’s awful isn’t it. I’ve had it since 2020. Can mostly forget about it but I now need to time my shits around showers or else I don’t feel clean.
>inb4 get a bidet… it’s not always an option
The nerve in my perineum (between balls and anus) has gone numb. Sometimes I get retrograde ejaculation. How can I fix it?
How do these happens? Sometimes, I pass logs that are so painful my whole body trembles but relaxing my prostate immediately gives me relief, so I think it might be prostate related. How do anal fissures happen?
I have one right now
Support your anus with your fingers on the side that has the fissure when you shi
Use a stool softener like miralax
this is like the 3rd time I have seen this post
When you bulk you get bigger shits and people with tight buttholes tear themselves open
Take Miralax for a few weeks and let it heal. Every fissure can heal, including "chronic" ones, if they don't you are most probably low on iron.
time for my daily prescribed butt play
thanks doc
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/9870166/
>Patient satisfaction and symptom relief after anal dilatation
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8134927/
>Anal dilatation, performed in a systematic and standardized way, has a successful outcome with no complications and has no clear long-term negative impact on anal sphincter function.
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/354763731_Relation_between_pelvic_floor_neurophysiological_abnormalities_and_erectile_dysfunction_in_patients_with_obstructed_defecation
>Relation between pelvic floor neurophysiological abnormalities and erectile dysfunction in patients with obstructed defecation
Aw frick this. I, a straight man, am seriously going to end up buying buttplugs aren’t I?
start with your own anus, then once it's fixed use them for your gf so you can frick her easier
Being into chicks doesn't prevent butthole problems anon, you've gotta physio that area just like other injured parts of the body when needed.
And if you discover some enjoyable exercises, that's a bonus. Just vax and PrEP up if you decide to go multiplayer
One time I got a deep tissue massage at this spa down the street and the lady started to massage my ass cheeks. Her hands were turning me on, which she could see because my dick was pointed downwards between my legs, and she started to brush against my butthole. Ended up getting a happy ending when I turned over and she stuck her finger in my ass which made me shoot ropes. Never had a girl do that before, but that shit felt good.
>started dieting
>20 months later
>realize i have huge hemoroid problem
>mfw i cut out all fats
>mfw I cut out fibre
>20 months
Yeah I kinda fricked myself, right? I use that cream that i shove up in my ass and it helps but am I going to have these roids forever? I started eating 1 tbs of olvie oil for breakfast and it defientely helps alongside fibre, high water and the cream.
Still tho, i have days where I don't do that and pooping hurts.
>OP is in fact a homosexual
>IST
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How do gay guys actually fit a dick up their ass? I tried and could barely get my index finger up to the second knuckle. Guess I’ve got a tight butthole
My shits are always pretty skinny, I never take girthy dumps anymore. Thinking maybe that is part of my issue, I probably need to do this manual dilation thing that has been posted.
lube makes a huge difference
also, *gradual* increase of girth (a smooth tapered dildo is easier than fingers, e.g.
), also enough practice that you make the mind-muscle connection to know how to relax your butthole, the outside sphincter that is; and learning the other stuff so the inner (autonomous) sphincter relaxes too
Oh shit, is this more common than I thought?
They're permanent for me. I've been to multiple doctors. Now, I have itchy cuts outside of the anus that never heal. I can only use a special cream to keep them at bay. Itching them feels real good, though. But results in blood.
>They're permanent for me.
Absolutely not. Don't trust israelite doctors.
I had the same shit as you. Felt good itching and I had an intense urge to do so but it'd just cause blood and tear it open.
HOLD YOUR SHIT IN. For as long as you reasonably can. Try to induce diarrhea or extremely soft shits. It sounds bad but it's a necessary evil. Eat lots of sugary cereal or something (that often gives me diarrhea).
And when you shower you need to spread your cheeks and let some jets from the shower head get all in your anus. Wash it very thoroughly. If it's properly clean you won't feel any urge to itch it. Itchiness comes from bacteria around the cut moving around and shit. Gotta get rid of it. Even when you don't shit, clean it out well.
Best of luck to you man because it's an awful thing and I hope you clear it soon
NTA but diarrhea would just make my butt spasm and seemed to make it more likely to retear.
Staying hydrated and pysllium husk seemed to help pass soft dumps.
I also seemed to figure out way to tense my butthole so that it would stay smaller, this made poops smaller but would reduce stress on healing skin.
If you do this too much without dilation though I think skin will get used to it and get too tight leading to anal stenosis so you have to combine it with more controlled dilation.
It's good trick though for when you feel a bigger shit coming and can tell it'll retear if you just let it out.
It legitimately does. Frick whey protein man, constipation ruined me.
I rarely have them and they heal quickly
I’ve had these since I was 14 and I think they’re related to my varicose veins that started around the same age.
10 years later I was trying for selection in Brecon, and on the first day I pushed so hard up Pen y Fan that prolapsed/created a new one. By the end of the week I was bleeding from the chafed prolapsed haemorrhoid that was hanging out of my ass.
*cleans your ass and saves your life*
>fasts extendedly in your direction
stop eating gluten. if you also have mouth sores, anal fissures, skin disorders like eczema, all these are related to allergens but not full blown allergy, called celiac, many, if not all humans are not meant to eat gluten. remove ALL, not just some, it only takes a teaspoon amount to trigger these reactions, so dont "cut back", but REMOVE all gluten from your diet and see how your body and heals from this. the reason nothing has worked because you have most likely never gone longer then a few day without eating gluten. this is also why the media makes such a joke out of gluten, they know the truth and the best way to hide a truth is to laugh at it.
i have celiac disease, i had all these issues, now long gone as long as i never eat that toxic shit gluten
also smooth tongue, "geographic tongue", where your tongue becomes smooth and the taste buds fall off, gluten allergy related. and if you have this, B12 methyl form will also improve your life because the allergy damages your bodies ability to absorb B12.
shizo
But food that contains gluten is tasty as frick. I really wouldn't be able to cope without eating cakes or bread anymore. I'm not overweight either, but food should be a source of pleasure as well as nourishment.