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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Simply Do Not Buy Things You Do Not Want To Eat

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SDNBTYDNWTE or die Black person

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But they taste yummy 🙁

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >artificial momentary pleasures are more important than long term personal health

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A greasy gimmicky caff/diner near me used to do cream egg fritters. Was bloody lush it was.

        Just throw up after. I binged on 2 choccy donuts and a yumyum on my walk home, got in and chucked the lot up.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >British people when they talk
          Charming in small doses
          >British people when they type
          Makes my fricking skin crawl

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What is a yumyum? Also what is a creme egg fritter? What does that even mean? Like deep fried chopped creme eggs??

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >just voluntarily develop an eating disorder
          great advice, bongtard

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >just rewire your brain, bro

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doable with the new GLP drugs.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Or just eat good food before shopping.
          This one trick changed all my shopping and eating habits

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I prefer the term "thought-hacking"

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Go home Delta

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't say "don't eat at all" dipshit, cook a normal balanced diet like a normal person, you won't even crave sucrose again. Imagine giving in to an impulse so basic even bacteria feel it, weak willed homosexual.

        But they taste yummy 🙁

        So do home cooked high protein high carb low fat meals with herbs and salt. Eat a balanced diet and you won't crave shitty sugary crap. You're just lazy.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Stop giving advice I can tell you are dyel af

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When breaking habits, common advice is to create friction points so you have time to catch yourself. The act of having to go to the store and purchase these things should be enough to make you second guess yourself.
        But if you have a problem with even this it says more about your fiscal responsibility than anything else

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >nobody has ever learned anything
        >nobody has ever lost weight and kept it off
        >nobody has ever quit drugs

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some of us are married bro

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I actually don't like them. They'd be better if there was actual cream in them and not corn syrup.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i should call mom

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just take ozempic or tirzepatide. Tirzepatide if you have more money. It eradicates desire for shit like this, makes cutting a joke

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kys pharmashillbot

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >shit your ass out forever pills

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you Dontravius. The mrs is beyond satisfied. Time to dig in

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked these as a kid - mum let me have 1 every year - but they really are too sweet as an adult. Maybe they just gimped the recipe to cut costs.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is that? Chocolate covered cum?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I literally had zero halloween, christmas, valentines, or easter candy this past year.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good for you but I don't remember asking

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It tastes ok when I put it in my mouth but when I bite it it’s so terribly sweet it burns my gums

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ieuw, those are the bad ones, noo, make it stop.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just carbs brah, don’t sweat it. Have one less potato

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sugar slop

    If you eat it, you deserve to be fat.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dyel moment

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bad macros
    >tastes like shit compared to a real egg
    >$1 each
    >literal goyslop
    Who the frick has such low willpower to actually eat this shit?

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >add it to my calorie tracking app
    >still got all my protein in
    >still got all my micros in
    >still in a calorie deficit

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you want to lose weight just cut carbs and sugars. No more pasta, rice, diary (lactose is a sugar) etc.

    Instead you can eat as much fat as you want. Lovely steaks with thick sauce. Eggs and bacon. Fried onion rings. Just fry in animal fats or coconut/olive/MCT-oil. Avoid seed oils at all cost - shit's poison.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am very happy

    Got spermatocele, scared as hell
    Today I searched for it touching and it is not there anymore

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    had the mcflurry creme egg yesterday bros, it was so good, going to get another one this week

    • 4 weeks ago
      blastbro

      >mcflurry creme egg
      Oh shit I didn't know that was a thing

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its a european thing. american mcdonalds is too busy focusing on appealing to mouthbreathing kpop trannies to make something that actually might be enjoyable
        seriously frick mcdonalds hope the ceo fricking dies. frick them. frick all fast food really. frick america

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boys, I have lost 17kg since the start of this year. Very strict on diet. These things are literally my kryptonite. They have been in the supermarkets since Feb started. I am taking a week break at the end of April and I can't wait to stuff my now less fat face with these! Trying to loose another 15kg by July. We're all gonna make it!

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >secures your gains

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fats are fricking mentally ill
    Just don't eat too much food
    Just don't buy the high calorie sugary food
    No one delivers you free snickers bars every day to pig out on. Not only can these morons not control themselves when they buy trash, but they then have to go on IST and tell people about it and try to get other fatties to start pigging out

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >177 calories
    It won't ruin anything

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