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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    sure are a lot of anal fissure posts on this board, you homosexuals need to stop taking bbc up the ass

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro really just called me out

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    need solutions not statements

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's what you get for being gay.

      Superglue

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Statement.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Teaspoon if miralax with every meal for a week for silky smooth shits
      Put ass on heating pad while you watch tv for two weeks to get blood flowing
      Take multiflora probiotics daily to prevent them from come back

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    use a bidet and give yourself enemas every time you shit

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically cured my hemorrhoids

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also take metamucil

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you keep making these threads. You get good advice every single thread. Want are you doing to yourself to keep having this problem

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think he does it to himself

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Having a bad lifestyle is doing it to yourself

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actually. Putting things up your ass is a personal choice, so he is doing it to himself

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heat is everything. Warm up before you go so the muscles aren't as tight. Use a heatpad throughout the day to increase bloodflow and thus healing. Make sure you use miralax every day, religiously. Don't overeat.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just posted the same thing before I saw this. Glad I’m not the only one that figured this out. The problem is lack blood flow causes slow healing and hard stool reopens the tear.
      I put my ass on a heating pad regularly to avoid getting these frickers.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    keto cured mine

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eat better so you don't have to mercilessly rape your butthole with toilet paper whenever you take a shit.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only have external haemorrhoids and women don't want to rim me anymore even though I keep the area clean, it just looks like a crime scene

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just buy a bidet, I had this happen to me back in 2018. Haven't had any issues since getting a bidet.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >goes carnivore
    >reverses all GI issues

    It really is that simple. All GI issues went away within a month.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >eats charred meat
      >gets colon cancer
      >issues
      ?

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have a vegana in your ass?

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do these things happen? Seems terrifying. If I just avoid getting my ass blown out by Grindr hookups am I safe?

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