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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The forbidden blueberry.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2023
    >still using dry wipes

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      bro how the frick did people ever wipe their ass with regular toilet paper?

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are staples for that.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do they go away?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes they will go away, although it's miserable until they do. Basically you gotta just buy the anti-hemerroid cream with the nozzle, squirt the goop into your butt, and wait about a week for the problem to subside. Drink more water, eat more fruit, figure out what in your diet was making you constipated.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I lubed up my ass with the cream and had dreams about my ass getting fricked and woke up in my own cum. I think this shit is turning me gay.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes with time. Just gotta stop shoving bad dragon dildos up your ass for a while. Also staying hydrate and plenty of fiber so you don't have to work your butt muscle to shit

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        A lot of people's gut microbiome is fricked from modern diets and they can't even process fiber well, so they'll try fiber for 2 weeks, stop because it didn't help, and just go "whatever". Some sort of probiotic can assist with this, such as some yogurts, some fermented foods, pills, etc. To any anons reading this thread and is seriously looking for help, please understand that you need to nurture the right shit in your stomach for fiber to be effective.

        For this reason, my favorite source of fiber are chia seeds. If you don't have a good gut microbiome for fiber, you'll pass most of them through without much change similar to corn.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes I feel something that feels like op image but other than sometimes shitting bright red blood it doesn't hurt

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's been two weeks of no lifting bros and both my fissure and hemroid is still flared up

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fix your diet, hemorrhoids are like 90% dependent on what you eat and drink daily. Of course, that's only the case if you are a straight guy and not some homosexual that likes to constantly put things inside his anus.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shit with a squat stool it takes the bend out of your butthole tube and will atleast give you a more comfy shit.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros, eat dates. They are a natural laxative and also have fiber. it will make your shits better. also try to wash your ass with soap and water, minimize toilet paper use.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i am told buttplugs are an effective means of treating these. lube it up, apply your cream, insert. or just get the bastards ligated and cauterised.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Make a habit of always eating a sizable portion of veggies with every big meal. You can try several combinations of green peas, green beans, radish, lettuce, cucumber, beet,etc to keep it from getting boring. Those and plenty of water naturally make your stools softer and consistent without behaving like laxatives that make you shit several times per day. Don't eat too much of stuff that fills you with gases like beans, lentils, broccoli, or cauliflower, I find that farting too much also tends to make hemorrhoids flare up.
    Also, don't be a moron, stop drinking any alcohol or stuff that irritates your anus until your fissure/hemorrhoids have healed.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its once a week, it's not doing any harm.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then stop complaining

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