runbros, where do you put your phone and keys when you run?

runbros, where do you put your phone and keys when you run?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leave them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      at my Home/Car

      [...]
      why do you need them?

      how the fuck do you open your home or your car without keys

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You could stash a spare, or just keep the key you need instead of the whole set, or could try not living around morons and drug addicts.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >try not living around morons and drug addicts.
          I don't care where you live, leaving your house unlocked is fucking stupid. You're the type of person that leaves the car running because you're just popping into the store to grab a couple things.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >leaving your house unlocked is fucking stupid
            that reminds me of smth. Im not that anon. you and I feel so the same, but hear this, my grannies are living in a vill with maybe 500 pop. people all know each other to varying degress and no one locks their shit. in day they leave their house doors wide open and people just casually walk in into each others houses to chat a bit or share a drink and such. when they leave house, they close the door to keep animals out and they hang the keys visibly right next to the door in case someone might need to get in for some reason. it's something that stuns a city grown like me.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I don't care where you live
            So you just do pointless things regardless of context. Woman-brain.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/EnSSxjz.gif

        runbros, where do you put your phone and keys when you run?

        Leave phone garden gnome at home. Put the key ring around your finger or hold them.

        Rooner bros, what do you do when it rains? I have ran in the rain before but I have only one rooming shoe pair and I don't want to get it wet but I also don't want to skip, what do?

        I run.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the pocket duh

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't they fall out?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        mine doesn't, I have those compression short underwear kind of things and you just slide it the thigh pocket can fit a key in there too and not have it go anywhere and like creditcard +id if you want it. I like the option to stop by the bakery on the warm down and make all the fatties feel ashamed/aroused. You can get shorts with those made into them too although there's always the classic option of the fanny pack could probably even stuff a shirt or towel in one.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hold them

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    at my Home/Car

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Leave them.

      why do you need them?

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We the rest of my possesions, I carry them all on me with my arms straight out stacked up in a huge pile, yeah I cant see where I going but thats not important, running is.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Put them in pocket? When I run, I run for long. When doing that, I want good quality shorts on me. Something that doesnt have loose fabric swinging around, making my legs rub at each other, squeeze my balls off, block my movement, cover my quads to overheat them etc. Shorts of quality that meet the criteria always have specific pockets for phones so never had your phone issue.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sew two socks together and make an armband. Alternatively buy one online.

    I'm not into the whole sightseeing thing and just doing laps on a stadium is also an option. Or have a standard route.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the hands

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's a plastic bag and and bit of vaseline.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why Vaseline?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a beginner runner.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          So am I but never use it

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Who touched you? Was it your uncle?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well I’m not the one going around with Vaseline for running purposes, what is it even for?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >*memory blocked*
                It's ok anon, we don't have to talk about it now.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Retarded fuck

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Very funny, psycho freak

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        IST really is dumb, huh.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isnt vaseline lotion you use to masturbate?

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A waist band is the way to go. I don't even notice my phone on my lower back. You have to be sure to buy the right size though.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Waist bands look retarded

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not a rooner but whenever I squat and bench I like listening to music so I have my phone in my pocket and I roll up my shorts in half so the pockets hang from below like pic rel (but my shorts are rolled up)

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do i bring water?
    i never run before

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just carry half a litre in my hand.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a zipped pocket for my house key and I keep my phone in my hand

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ever heard of something called "running bag"?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it looks something like a homosexual man would wear

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ikr it's like trying to hard not to be a fanny pack just wear the gayest fanny pack you can find and stop caring.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, this. if I had to carry with me more than my phone I'd probably embrance this shit too, I no longer give a shit honestly.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, we're talking about runners so... yeah

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have two pairs of adidas shorts with zipped pockets, like these:

    https://www.adidas.ie/primeblue-designed-to-move-sport-3-stripes-shorts/GM2127.html?af_channel=Shopping_Search&af_reengagement_window=30d&c=GS-OPT-IE-Categories-Branded&cm_mmc=AdieSEM_PLA_Google-_-GS-OPT-IE-Categories-Branded-_-NEW%20BRANDED%20-%20male-_-PRODUCT_GROUP&cm_mmca1=IE&cm_mmca2=&ds_agid=58700006657252516&gclid=CjwKCAjwquWVBhBrEiwAt1KmwgLH5_FTeC4gn6TgLVz5OrhrOUZmJSULHvWl8jeZodln2C91kgzJmxoChyUQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds&is_retargeting=true&pid=googleadwords_temp

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rooner bros, what do you do when it rains? I have ran in the rain before but I have only one rooming shoe pair and I don't want to get it wet but I also don't want to skip, what do?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      jump rope. I have a mat for it and everything so it doesn't shake the house. I use it a lot even not for just rain, if it's too hot, or too buggy, or the city hasn't got around to salting and plowing the sidewalks or whenever I just don't feel like running. It's good to have options especially one as cheap and convenient as jump rope.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >shake the house

        how fat are you?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          not at all about 13% body fat right now but I have neighbors and knees to be concerned about.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I run with a raincoat and with increased vigor. I really like rain. Theres also less people around in rain.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sadly I dont have a raincoat anymore and it rains pretty frequent here. I might just say fuck it and wet my clothes at this point though

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i leave my phone at home, i use an applewatch.
    i leave my keys hidden outside muy house.
    Since it's pretty safe where i live, i have no issues.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I usually run in grappling shorts which don't have pockets. I have my house key on a lanyard around my neck and hold my phone in my hands

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why ever bother running when you already grapple? just roll with a fat guy for a few rounds and you're good

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something like this. Very versatile, when I go running I usually do a massive lunges drop set at the end to completely destroy the quads and glutes, and this waist bag is easy enough to take off and put it across my body or even around the neck

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