SAM BROS NONONONO

He's already norwooding at 21, it's so over

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How could this be happening?!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >How could this be happening?!
      classic slavic hairline. ive had the same forever. same with all my uncles who are into their 60s.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >classic slavic hairline
        nah, the slav hairline is much, much worse

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What do you mean its over? Its just starting

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he will die from heart problems before the hair loss becomes critical

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've got a better hairline at 33.
    Roids, not once.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yet you are older, weaker, poorer and less successful than him, you're clearly winning, bud

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >older
        not sure about that one. Sams body is prematurely aged far more than a 33 yo natty

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >yet you are older
        NOOOO YOU CAN JUST AGE YOU HAVE TO ROIDMAXX AND DIE AT 29

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        sam pls go

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You are nobody, not successful. No one. It doesnt matter bro

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        We're long overdue for a pajeet containment board.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How old is Sam anyway? College age?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he's 21
      (not kidding, google it)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao, is this for real? I'm severly out of social media loop due to being 35, but wtf zoomers, what are you doing to yourself.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I knew kids in high school who were way balder than that at like, 16. Granted out man's obviously roided to the gills but sometimes you just get unlucky

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >using the term norwooding unironically
    Just say he's balding you terminally online cumbrain

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      baldy mad

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Unfortunately for you, I have a full head of hair at 33.
        I'm starting to think people this obsessed with other people's hair are either balding themselves, or blatantly homosexual.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >unironically
      >terminally online
      >cumbrain
      for someone against meme speak you sure are fluent in it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Less to do with memespeak, more to do with the obsession of male vanity/blackpill lexicon

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    waiting for the Turkish clinic Day 3 video

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Sam Baldlek ?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Still has a better hairline than most roiding zoomers
    Genuinely surprised he hasn’t died yet

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s almost like roids aren’t really that dangerous.

      They say Dallas mccarver was taking 5-10 grams of gear when he died. An average dose is 500mg, so he was taking 10-20x. If you’re at least a LITTLE responsible it’s no more harmful than going out and getting drunk every weekend

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How were guys like Stallone, Dolph, and Arnold able to roid their ass off in the 80s and still maintain a perfect head of hair?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ITT millennials with lower testosterone pretending their hair means anything

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It does. The only compliments ever I have gotten from women have been 1. hair (most common, 2. cute smile and 3. eyes (green). When I was larping navy seal and could do 2/3/4/5 and had six-pack, nothing. Fricking crickets all around. I did hear second-hand that people thought Im intimidating, wienery, unfriendly etc. But that was the time when other men were giving me the most respect. "looking big bro, fricking strong bro, looking sharp bro".

      idk. that didnt really get me anywhere. i dont need validation from other men. i do need women though. life without a relationship is not worth living. you realize it in your 30's

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hair is important. With face and height being equal women will pick a guy with a good head of hair on an average build over a roided out baldy 9 times out of 10. Anyone who says otherwise is a moron and a liar (and probably balding/bald).

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Vegeta tier hairline

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mid 40s and have better hairline, also I don't look like a freak of nature.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this why he's always wearing a hat?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Most guys over the age of 20 that always wear a cap do it to cope with their baldness. Not always but most

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nibba is starting to look like Spaghett

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He probably accelerated his hairline maturation

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