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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    *burns your anus*

    no thanks

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No it takes something like 10000 Scovilles to hurt your butthole unless you're gay.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't the opposite be true? If your butthole gets pounded daily you would be more resistant than someone who never has their butthole pounded.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No, the dick steps away all your natural protection.
          That's how they get aids.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The more capsaicin you intake, the less it affects you. I could drink Sriracha by itself and suffer zero side effects nowadays.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        enjoy throat cancer

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You're much more likely to get that from all the wiener you suck

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You’re not supposed to use it as lube

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >*makes your food excessively watery, adding hardly anything to the flavor profile whilst creating an undesirable texture*

    Do people really?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      can you not taste vinegar or something

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Spicy vinegar best vinegar.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For me, its this. Scrambed eggs and sliced avocado with some on top is my luch for half of the week.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They add sugar to this, so I try to avoid.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >sugar bad

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Digits of truth. Tooth rot trannies eternally btfo'd

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            As long as you consider flour and rice and wheat etc. bad then ok

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Yes.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it's ketchup really the only difference is you'd probably use less

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/rQVQF1k.jpg

      >nobody posting the goat

      all good options, im craving a bottl o this rn though

  4. 1 year ago
    Brother Red

    I got a small collection for when I want some flavor without the calories. Really spruces up a baked potato or a pork chop

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This shit tastes so fricking bad, how do Black folk eat this shit lmao

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not a Black person and I like it. Vinegar based hot sauces are the best

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Post belly

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's Frank's RedHot®

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >nobody posting the goat

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      goat for sure

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      their garlic chili one slaps

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >all more than 90% full
      this is basically the same as collecting funko pops, baka

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I think that's why he said it's a collection

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine you're coming home from work after a long day and some reddit homosexual blocks your staircase with his sauce collection.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        imagine being a rentoid and thinking you're better than anything

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >not smoked
    die

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    imagine hating on based tabasco

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's objectively the least hot sauce of all hot sauces it like someone took a decent hot sauce and cut it with water

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    if you need to add hot sauce or "spices" and "seasonings" to make your food palatable then you shouldnt be eating it

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ahem

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Texas Pete
      >Not even made in Texas
      No thanks, homie.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    serious question, does hot sauce help you lose weight or is it pseudoscience?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick says hot sauce helps you lose weight? It's just a tasty no calories condiment.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It makes it a hell of a lot easier to eat a steamed chicken breast

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I mean like any seasoning it makes food taste better. That's really all it does.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            it's a condiment not a seasoning therein lies the difference

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              it's basically just liquid seasonings

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The point is seasonings need to be cooked, generally in some sort of oil, to get the flavor out of it. Hot sauce you just squirt on. Stop being obtuse. Also the real point was that it's zero calorie unlike ketchup or BBQ sauce while still being tasty.

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