Seriously, what's the safest steroid? I want something:. >that will not cause any hair loss whatsoever

Seriously, what's the safest steroid? I want something:

>that will not cause any hair loss whatsoever
>will not weaken my heart to a SIGNIFICANT extent
>will not cause other aesthetic defects (acne and other skin problems)

don't care if it
>causes fertility issues

I don't want to be a ogre. Just some decent biceps where it looks like I actually fit. I'm a massively hard gainer.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Testosterone + Primobolan

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >TRT

      >speeds hair loss

      >

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Who said anything about TRT?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Test+boldenone (or just test) with finasteride, or trt-dose test with nandrolone. Don't use nandrolone if you intend to pct within the next 18 months. Although I would recommend not roiding at all unless you intend to b&c

      And don't run primo if you care a lot about your hair. Primo and mast are the only roids to give me noticeable shedding, and most people report they're particularly harsh on hair. Primo is generally regarded as otherwise low on sides, though, unless you crush your e2 with it

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is that a girl or a guy? Either way it's hole(s) are mine.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Test+boldenone (or just test) with finasteride, or trt-dose test with nandrolone. Don't use nandrolone if you intend to pct within the next 18 months. Although I would recommend not roiding at all unless you intend to b&c

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Use the girly steroids, they have less androgenic effects

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    DAMNIT

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That.... that got me

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That.... that got me

        frick, me too
        DONT LOOK AT IT FRENS

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Was expecting bbc

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >what's the safest steroid?
    No such thing. You gotta put in the work, or you can take hard drugs because you're too lazy

  7. 1 year ago
    amkoh0 aka nips

    I consider myself to be gay,, But damn does this tickle me

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    9 hours of sleep a night.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      bro how? when I sleep I usually wake up after 6 hours even if my alarm didn't go off

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No non but I sleep next to a fat b***h and when she turns on her side there's a black hole that wakes me up and rolls me towards the middle of the bed

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    literally none of them are safe moron
    >inb4 roidtroony cope

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why do natty dyel homosexuals insist on ignoring decades of advice from roiders and want to reinvent the wheel with some moronic dipshit first cycle?

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Testosterone + finasteride

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ostarine

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    just fricking lift for gods sake

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    mk677 not a roid but good alternative

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >what's the safest steroid?
    >what's the least gay way to take a dick up your ass?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >what's the least gay way to take a dick up your ass?
      Getting pegged I'd say

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