Unfortunate angle and lightning, makes her jaw blend into her neck, hair looks messy and the hand shadow does weird things to her face. The neck muscles don't help though.
She’s ugly and there is a thousand other varbies that are more worthy of simpage. You gays just like her because she’s fugly enough to be in your league so it doesn’t seem as pathetic or delusional to yourself when you simp for her.
it's the little strings to tighten the waist on yoga pants and shorts. Most women fold them in because it's annoying having it tied or flopping around on the outside.
Because they’re making fun how cringe it is to call yourself a “sigma male” in the first place. Feeling the need to go by a label or title is cringe in itself
reading the replies to that post is absolute brainrot, the sheer level of snark and cringe is something i can't fathom being around for an extended period of time.
They come here because >Sometimes we make them laugh >They like seeing how men are when they're anon >Validation >Flick their bean to the few attractive guys in the cbt threads
I found a phone at work, it had some chubby girl posting pics to /b/ on it.
Then eventually I found a video of her using a vibrator on herself.
Of course she wasn't anything to write home about but realistically speaking there are lonely isolated women out there.
Of course they'd lurk here
To all the actual non-troony women on here.
Fix your life up, don't hold out for Chad. I've honestly given you messes a shot and you self sabotage, get crazy jealous and try to gain power in the relationship through manipulation
>OH EMM SCIENCE IS THAT LE REDDIT WOMAN >GIRL BOSS SO SEXY WHEN WOMEN DO MANLY THINGS SO EMPOWERING >IS THAT A DISGUSTING PROTRODUING ROID GUT?? SO SEXY YOU GO GIRL
i fricking hate the internet and the freaks it has spawned. old internet was wise. breasts or gtfo.
Do autists like that sort of fetal alcohol syndrome look because it makes her seem more attainable so your fantasy isnt too far from reality? (Its still lightyears away)
Is it cause she looks like shes moronic so you feel like you could convince her to be bred by you?
Really desperate dudes do like actual moron down syndrome chix....
Tia Toomey (the all-time top crossfit roid girl) got preggo and had a kid. Maybe she needed biochemistry to get it done after biochemistry fricked her up, but it did happen.
when’s she doing one of those czech gonzo movies
I think she’s into bdsm but it’s probably wishful thinking from me, who cares
you morons focus on the dumbest shit
because when you say you are 120lbs ripped its a lot less impressive than when you are 190lbs ripped. its probably still pretty common but it was really running rampant in like 2013 and ppl like Jeff Seid were the worst offenders, claiming 210-240lbs etc. even though he obviously was like 180lbs on a good day, sure he might have weighed more when bulking but definitely not when he is ripped.
i honestly think patty is really annoying. she just acts really weird and austistic while also acting super conceded and self absorbed. shes just weird and gross. she basically reminds me of the female manifestation of a lot of people here who have no grounding in reality. but exponentially multiplied.
I can see how you would think that but speaking as a legit autismo, I know a fellow tard when I see one. She's insecure because she doesn't know how to act in public so she puts on a learned "fitness bro" personality to seem normal. Same with her youtuber personality in her solo videos. When something trips her up you can kinda see her go "oh god oh frick how would a normal human act in this situation" and then recover.
i dont care- i dont like people who are conceded. there is a normal age where you should grow past that. even allowing extra time for people who are "different". Why would i want to watch someone who permanently has their nose stuck up their own ass?
Fffff I love short women so much, god the things I'd do to her (like holding her close and kissing her neck and whispering things in her ear and lifting her by her hard thighs and wrapping her legs around me and fricking her gently but firmly against the wall with her shirt still on but pulled up above her chest hnnnngh)
She looks like Sam Hyde before he started roiding.
dude
Unfortunate angle and lightning, makes her jaw blend into her neck, hair looks messy and the hand shadow does weird things to her face. The neck muscles don't help though.
She’s ugly and there is a thousand other varbies that are more worthy of simpage. You gays just like her because she’s fugly enough to be in your league so it doesn’t seem as pathetic or delusional to yourself when you simp for her.
Truth
That and she knows how to appeal to weebs without looking like she's trying too hard
Is her clit pierced?
Frenulum
Mirin that pronounced frenulum, what's her routine for it?
it's the little strings to tighten the waist on yoga pants and shorts. Most women fold them in because it's annoying having it tied or flopping around on the outside.
Ya I imagine if she tucks her penis she would do this
Femoral CVAD?
No way
twitter is just straight up stealing IST threads
how does it feel knowing that you're famous anon
>the sigma female
Why are women stealing our meme/lifestyle advice grift?
Because they’re making fun how cringe it is to call yourself a “sigma male” in the first place. Feeling the need to go by a label or title is cringe in itself
I don’t care about that, when larping I had so much fun and made a lot of long lasting friendships, why do women want to take it away from me?
idk feels like women once again don't do anything but copy men tbh senpai
Lmfao we did it reddit!
reading the replies to that post is absolute brainrot, the sheer level of snark and cringe is something i can't fathom being around for an extended period of time.
can someone link that post?
I am too dumb for twitter
https://twitter.com/The_sigma_fem/status/1731866309216944299
This is her and she browses IST.there's a lucky anon out there that can be her bf
>she browses IST
pls go
>twitter is just straight up stealing IST threads
checked.
>haters be damned
god bless you
>got me hard
is just straight up stealing IST threads
color me surprised
she made the post herself, how else do you think she screencapped it and posted it on twatter within 5 minutes
twitter is literally a troony psyop
Doesn’t understand IST humour.
Should probably KHS
Hi sigma female, I just want you to know I hope you get raped by a pack of Black folk
So you telling me theres actually women lurking around IST
They come here because
>Sometimes we make them laugh
>They like seeing how men are when they're anon
>Validation
>Flick their bean to the few attractive guys in the cbt threads
There are 0 women "flicking bean" to cbt threads. Plenty of gays riding dildos to anons pictures though
I give my wife the ol lickeroo while she browses Varbie Threads.
I found a phone at work, it had some chubby girl posting pics to /b/ on it.
Then eventually I found a video of her using a vibrator on herself.
Of course she wasn't anything to write home about but realistically speaking there are lonely isolated women out there.
Of course they'd lurk here
To all the actual non-troony women on here.
Fix your life up, don't hold out for Chad. I've honestly given you messes a shot and you self sabotage, get crazy jealous and try to gain power in the relationship through manipulation
God Twitter is fricking gay
I can’t lie I thought the same thing too
Touch grass, turbovirgin
>newbies don't know who the real queen of IST is
i miss her
I miss this lil homie like you wouldnt believe. Why do they always leave us?
>OH EMM SCIENCE IS THAT LE REDDIT WOMAN
>GIRL BOSS SO SEXY WHEN WOMEN DO MANLY THINGS SO EMPOWERING
>IS THAT A DISGUSTING PROTRODUING ROID GUT?? SO SEXY YOU GO GIRL
i fricking hate the internet and the freaks it has spawned. old internet was wise. breasts or gtfo.
>protruding roid gut
Why are you lying?
>ROID GUT
she has pretty much picture perfect washboard abs wtf are you on about lmao
Not my queen b***hbreasts.
Post body.
>the queen of a shithole
sounds right
Simps don't belong on IST, frick off
Do autists like that sort of fetal alcohol syndrome look because it makes her seem more attainable so your fantasy isnt too far from reality? (Its still lightyears away)
Is it cause she looks like shes moronic so you feel like you could convince her to be bred by you?
Really desperate dudes do like actual moron down syndrome chix....
Chicks are sexier when they look slightly moronic.
she is infertile and got pig as a pet because her biological clock is ticking but cant have babies. it is extremely sad
She's a femcel and she got a MALE pet pig.
Do the math.
She's a disgusting woman.
Uhh... hot...
you're depraved
Tia Toomey (the all-time top crossfit roid girl) got preggo and had a kid. Maybe she needed biochemistry to get it done after biochemistry fricked her up, but it did happen.
I would someone with her looks, but I wouldn't someone who attentionprostitutes like that. Stay away from narcissists, kids.
>tfw you will never pick up her thin 5'4 body and frick her against a wall with her legs wrapped around you
Why even live
quite a few reasons really
Okay, yes, but I'd also like to have this reason too.
Just post more pics
Oh I get it, she's called patty because she's short, like a burger patty.
when’s she doing one of those czech gonzo movies
I think she’s into bdsm but it’s probably wishful thinking from me, who cares
you morons focus on the dumbest shit
Why do bodybuilders lie about how heavy they are?
because when you say you are 120lbs ripped its a lot less impressive than when you are 190lbs ripped. its probably still pretty common but it was really running rampant in like 2013 and ppl like Jeff Seid were the worst offenders, claiming 210-240lbs etc. even though he obviously was like 180lbs on a good day, sure he might have weighed more when bulking but definitely not when he is ripped.
I prefer my roidmonkey women to be blonde and mature, not to mention more masc
Do bodybuilders lie about how heavy they are?
>Do bodybuilders lie about how heavy they are?
Do you think they lie about whether or not they were born female?
Yes
i honestly think patty is really annoying. she just acts really weird and austistic while also acting super conceded and self absorbed. shes just weird and gross. she basically reminds me of the female manifestation of a lot of people here who have no grounding in reality. but exponentially multiplied.
I can see how you would think that but speaking as a legit autismo, I know a fellow tard when I see one. She's insecure because she doesn't know how to act in public so she puts on a learned "fitness bro" personality to seem normal. Same with her youtuber personality in her solo videos. When something trips her up you can kinda see her go "oh god oh frick how would a normal human act in this situation" and then recover.
i dont care- i dont like people who are conceded. there is a normal age where you should grow past that. even allowing extra time for people who are "different". Why would i want to watch someone who permanently has their nose stuck up their own ass?
It’s conceited you Black person
you seem neurodivergent
>she just acts really weird and austistic
She just like me fr fr.
such an american picture.
she's legit a 4 feet tall legal midget but would still reject me because i'm just 5'8". feels bad man
>womanlet
Well, that's a massive dissapointment
DWARF ASS SANDWICH
Is that shopped like that one jeff nipplard pic? No way are her jeans that short lmao
Fffff I love short women so much, god the things I'd do to her (like holding her close and kissing her neck and whispering things in her ear and lifting her by her hard thighs and wrapping her legs around me and fricking her gently but firmly against the wall with her shirt still on but pulled up above her chest hnnnngh)
You will have manlet sons, keep this in mind.
t. Down bad for short stacks
I don't care.
that latina zoomer has some nice cans
I still don't think these have been dethroned yet, especially not by that manly looking thing.
She got broken by biden.
>tattoos
Tattoos on a woman are like discount stickers for damaged goods in the grocery store.
testjannieisahypocriticaltrannietest
The queen of IST is my cute little cherub future wife GOBU!
y-you too
Have a nice day!
=)
this, death to all simps and coomers
I like the arthoe face, but not a fan of the Dagoth Ur body
who?
Takes 30 hot dogs to sniff your way