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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Type 6/7, 8-10 times a day in small squirts, except the first one of the day which is a bowlblaster

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Used to be like and it was a real pain because I was not able to leave the house before squirting liquid shit right before and then I had to find a toilet in the next hour or so. And of course it comes when you don't expect it or you don't have a chance to go to the toilet. After the years of suffering I realized I just drink too much water and that caused me to shit myself regularly.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ever since I went on Huberman's protocol for this I am at number 4. It really works.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on how strictly I stick to my diet of meat, fish, eggs, dairy and rice.
    When I stray and eat vegetables, nuts, seeds or fruit, I am riding the 6s and my inflammation goes way up, and my joints constantly ache, especially specific problem joints like my right knee, making squats almost impossible to do without massive pain.

    But, if I stay away from that poison and stick to my diet, I’m generally dropping perfect 4s and have zero inflammation and joint pain.

    I would never cheat but some times I get bored.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have Crohn’s

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    most of my life 2/3 :/

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      drink more water and eat more fiber
      and avoid cheese and peanut butter.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >peanut butter
        Ok, this is interesting. Not heard about constipation and peanut butter link until now. I eat 30g for breakfast most mornings.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It ranges between 3 and 7 daily. First one is a 3, second is a 7, and any further shits (if any) are usually 4.
    I'm not sure if the 7 is due to alcohol consumption or zinc supplementation, the contents of the 3 lead me to believe that that's the previous day's breakfast, and that is typically followed only be zinc and wienertails before dinner.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    4 is THE WORST

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >4 is THE WORST
      >clean no wipe shits that have a fast exit are the worst
      what is the superior alternative?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >clean no wipe shits that have a fast exit are the worst
        They're not no wipers. They're no wipers when they're harder. When they're soft and greasy, they take a fricking hour

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    All 7 in equal amounts. I keep my system guessing by randomly letting poisonous animals bite me, eating random leaves and bugs from the forest, occasionally experimenting with herbs and mushrooms, having an on off relationship with drugs and alcohol, and eating both health food and indulgent fast food and fermented/canned foods at random. I don't eat processed cheese or transfats above 0.1% though that would be moronic.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got a bidet, it no longer matters how healthy my poop is. Every time, my ass comes out 100% clean.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I eat healthy (leafy greens, fish, fermented foods, tea, no processed food or sugar, very little alcohol) but just over the past few months my movements suddenly went from squeaky clean to fetid. What the hell's happening? It can't just be that I'm a few months shy of 30 can it?

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Type 1. Not hard, but just seperate little balls. Dont think ive been eating enough, but still poop about half dozen little balls daily so is what it is.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Normal

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Type 6 today, not sure what it was

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the corn test still the best way to measure how quick your digestion process takes. Be nice to know how long it all takes so I can work out what foods cause which poops. I dont know if its 24hrs or 48hr turn around, I feel like my system is pretty slow though.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty much have all 1 - 4 during the course of a week.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Type 7 everyday for pretty much my whole life. NGMI

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