>short
>fat
>bald
>still has a nice friends circle and a high body count.
should I even bother with fitness? Charisma is clearly all that matters irl. Life is a lot deeper than the 6 curated pics you throw on instagram.
>short. >fat. >bald. >still has a nice friends circle and a high body count.
>In the 90s basically pre internet
>israeli social circle for the most part
>only dates cause the script says he gets dates
In 2023 , this guy would be on suicide watch lol
He has a home and a job. Once you hit 35+ that's all that matters to women that age.
he was unemployed and lived with his parents
he recovered
Just do the opposite bro
>basing your life off a television show
anyway I always liked seeing that colorful hamster cage in George's apartment. do you think he had a hamster?
>>only dates cause the script says he gets dates
big one, there's a reason George is the origin of the "we live in a society" meme. his entire character is an incel stereotype that wasn't made explicit because in the 90s social media and online dating didn't skyrocket standards
>this was comically fat in the 90s
George was never fat, he was portly. it'd be like a skinnyfat dyel today, not dangerously unhealthy but not attractive in the slightest either. Newman was comically fat
It's kinda funny, that quote never really made sense when you remember Newman's an entire character
it was a sitcom bro, the joke was castanza was somehow successful in his career and with women despite looking like that, because it was completely unrealistic
Sure, you could live your life as george. Or you could be george but also jacked.
I know which I'd choose.
TV is not real life
how do you mean ?
>how do you mean
Canadian spotted, everybody get their pooches into their doghouse.
it's not one or the other, anon
You're not a sitcom character to afford the universe handing you undeserved model gfs for absurdity's purpose.
Hes not fat, he's stocky
Also I saw him lift a hundred pounds above his head like it was nothing
>I saw him lift a hundred pounds above his head like it was nothing
whoa.
He's powerful!
It's easier to be charismatic if you don't look comically ugly.
This was seen as comically obese in '90s.
yeah and nowadays its a dadboy or strongman body.
Do you have that level of charisma? Probably not. So get in the gym
I like George, too bad about the early life section though.
Dating in the 90s was literally this easy because women had to actually be approached face to face. They wouldn't have their selection from a catalogue of unlimited hunks / rich people.
>in university
>spot on diet
>nothing but training and resting
>ripped demi god
>do ok with women
>have gf
>rarely a side b***h
>fast forward 15 years
>Great position in society and can solve most problems in my country with a telefon call
>eat mostly at restaurants or take out
>no diet whatsoever
>lift maybe once a month casually and cardio maybe once a week
>smoker
>beer belly
>slight Norwood
>married
>have two active gfs other than wife
>15+ side chicks that would drop shit to go out with me in a second
>most women of all ages just need a few smiles, a compliment and a dinner and they are all mine if I want
Social status trumps all, nothing even comes close.
>Great position in society and can solve most problems in my country with a telefon call
what the frick does this even mean?
he is in some 3rd world shithole and has ties to the mafia
He has a social network
Germany
and then everyone clapped
>telefon call
Hallo ist da die krosse Krabbe?
George had a legendary personality. Even zoomers like him.
Seinfeld's a fictional tv show
He was a full-on snarkymaxxing funnycel tho
Be could have been the greatest heel ever written. A relic of the pre-dating app phenomenon. It's Jerry/Kramer world these days.
How do I georgemaxx?
This is the Costanza pill
That image was from almost a decade ago. And things have gotten so much worse since then
what's with the resolution here?
George is consistently one of the best dressed om the show