short kings? is there hope for us?

short kings? is there hope for us?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    none should hope for anything but to strive for suffering

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My short king (5’4”) friend got his first gf and lost his virginity at 41 this year. She did just dump him tho, he’s devastated.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      did she know he was a virg?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can't be certain but I think he told her. She was a moronic single mom tho, she dumped him because she didn't want any more kids and he said he wanted them someday so she bounced him. Funny thing was that she was highly jealous of his female friends, even though the dude has been regarded as pretty much unfrickable for his whole life. I got a couple beers with him after the breakup and he was really down in the dumps but I told him to get back out there and try again.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        If she didn't before she definitely found out when he nutted in 15 seconds lmao

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They always know dude.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know OP, I've been short my whole life, never stopped me from doing anything. Nor does it bother me.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    worse than average (and on top of that obese) women having high standards is one of the most blatant signs of a decaying society

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A beach is definitely where that whale belongs

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Obviously this girl prefers tall guys. Women want to feel small. Since she's fat she will feel gigantic next to a short guy.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't trip short kings. If one b***h doesn't like us, there's 5 more that do

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can hear the vocal fry in this webm, that room is probably intoxicating this king and dwindling his iq by the minute

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Italian men are fricking sexy. They're also arrogant jackasses, but that's forgivable when you look so good.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who asked, fairy?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        apparently lot of italian men are NEETS

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Middle aged women go to Italy for the same reason their exhusbands go to Thailand.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't trip short kings. If one b***h doesn't like us, there's 5 more that do

        why are Italian American men so fugly in comparison? Diet?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s actually some good inspiration, what do you think his height is, 5’8? Not sure if I can rock the haircut with my facial structure, but maybe I’ll try lol.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The average woman is is 5'3.
        He's wearing lifts. He's 5'7

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Face > Height

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What island? Samoa?

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >is there hope for us?

    He made it. Why can't you?

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    juz BEE urself bro

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