Women don’t consider me human because of my height
Don't lose hope. One of my best friends is dwarf mode maxx. He married his Galadriel equivalent and she's almost a head taller than him. They have three beautiful children.
Idk, I thought this but now I realise I'm just a culmination of negative traits. There's nothing good about me as a person, I'm barely even human. I'm nothing, average at best dirt at worst. Bad things happen to me, good things happen to others and it will just always be that way. It is fate
Bud, my 5'9 sister-in-law, who is an incredibly cute cardio bunny brunette, is dating a man who is 4'10, which is quite literally the cutoff for dwarfism. She is so goddamned in love with him it's almost nauseating, and I'm fairly certain they are going to get married within the next couple of years. There is someone out there for you, anon. Your height is not the end for you.
What's his story? Charming? Ex SPEC OPS Combat Dwarf they send into the taliban caves? Loaded israelite?
She's had some pretty bad relationships in the past (up to and including a guy who emotionally abused and manipulated her), so on some level the fact that he is one of the first genuinely good men she's ever met helps his case. That said, he makes her laugh and treats her with respect, and her family absolutely loves him - my wife and I met him for the first time a few months ago, and he is fun as hell to be around. As far as what he makes, he mentioned his yearly salary was around $140k but since they live on the west coast I feel like that's not all that impressive - my sister-in-law also works as an attorney, so it's not like she's financially dependent on him.
>She's had some pretty bad relationships in the past (up to and including a guy who emotionally abused and manipulated her
I get it. So her options from the abuse fricking her up were: >become lesbian >become trans >become a rice burner
or >become a manlet mommy
No... manletsisters, this was our win...
5 months ago
Anonymous
As a true manlet 5 6 w/ no shoes - one of the most liberating truths to accept is that being with us is a compromise. People don't start with us - they end with us.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I guess that's why you're kings, and not first choices
5 months ago
Anonymous
meanwhile i just check out a girl on a dating site. she's 5'9 looking for her "forever person." >three kids
5 months ago
Anonymous
So like, they'd only be with me as a last resort and the second something better comes around she leaves?
I would love to know the backstory with those two. If it's just betabuxx situation than that's boring AF but honestly there are some occasions where I think short people who really "lean into their character" enough are really cool.
I just can't see a girl thinking that way though.
Time to go monk core and live a holy life so you can overcome all suffering. Also, when you do good deeds apparently you become really pretty in the afterlife. https://www.dhammatalks.org/suttas/KN/Ud/ud5_3.html
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO CHOO 18!!!! You say that you WISHED for Shenron to turn me into this flesh-train MONSTROSITY?!?!?!?? And that my SOLE purpose for what remains of my LIFE will be to host YOU and your MANY bvlls' ORGIES?!?!?!!!?? You'll be riding me... WHILE riding other MEN!!?!?!??!? You'll be on a train... while HAVING a train run on YOU?!?!?!?? And EACH of my train carts will be specialized to having you FRICKED and IMPREGNATED you in different POSITIONS!!??!???!?? And what's more... crikey... you say that I'll feel every INCH of me FRICKED upon... but never feel ANY pleasure?!?!?!??! That the CLOSEST intimacy I will EVER have with you again will be feeling ANOTHER man DRILL YOU against my WALLS?!?!?!??!? *gulp* A-And what's more... I'll be powered not by COAL but by ANY leftover SPERM from your LOVERS?!?!?!?!?!??! And the SMOKE given off from this fuel will spread BVLL PARTICLES across the EARTH which will only serve to attract MORE MEN TO YOU!?!?!?!??!?!?? And this CONCENTRATION of BVLLS will eventually reach CRITICAL MASS... leading to a MASS SLAUGHTER as you and your LOVERS are crushed to death in each others' EMBRACE INSIDE ME as I ETERNALLY circle my TRACKS!?!?!?!??! And you're FINE with this!?!?!?!??!?! I don't know what to say except... YABBA DABBA CHOOOOOO!!!! ALL ABOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Still hunting for a tall chick worth the time. I don't get tit / ass gays, especially the ones that denigrate themselves with fatties. But I'll say, tall chicks rarely have much curvature, and it's kinda sad.
The only way people desire you as a manlet is:
homosexuals that want to frick/ get fricked a smaller guy than themselves
homosexuals that have hebephilic tendencies
Womanlets that don't see you as a threat but will never respect you.
Women that want a threesome with a Lanklet and a manlet, because variety makes life.
Women with hebephilic tendencies.
Women with a femdom fetish.
Milfs with hebephilic tendencies that want you to roleplay as their son/nephew.
Pseudo straight men because they're in the closet.
>needs to reference a cartoon to make his point
Not off to a good start manlet
holy shit lol are you seriously greentexting in 2023?
I'm surprised you can see the top of the thread little guy
have a nice day immediately, newfriend
Bingo
Don't lose hope. One of my best friends is dwarf mode maxx. He married his Galadriel equivalent and she's almost a head taller than him. They have three beautiful children.
I'm 5'8 and hooked up with a couple 6'+ broads. It was sick as hell. My wife is a couple inches shorter than me though
Women don’t consider me human because of my height
You're in luck. The female in OP pic isn't human either
a couple very funny replies flew under the radar, here have your deserved yous
Idk, I thought this but now I realise I'm just a culmination of negative traits. There's nothing good about me as a person, I'm barely even human. I'm nothing, average at best dirt at worst. Bad things happen to me, good things happen to others and it will just always be that way. It is fate
Bud, my 5'9 sister-in-law, who is an incredibly cute cardio bunny brunette, is dating a man who is 4'10, which is quite literally the cutoff for dwarfism. She is so goddamned in love with him it's almost nauseating, and I'm fairly certain they are going to get married within the next couple of years. There is someone out there for you, anon. Your height is not the end for you.
Wtf. Is he rich or something? Danny devito?
She's had some pretty bad relationships in the past (up to and including a guy who emotionally abused and manipulated her), so on some level the fact that he is one of the first genuinely good men she's ever met helps his case. That said, he makes her laugh and treats her with respect, and her family absolutely loves him - my wife and I met him for the first time a few months ago, and he is fun as hell to be around. As far as what he makes, he mentioned his yearly salary was around $140k but since they live on the west coast I feel like that's not all that impressive - my sister-in-law also works as an attorney, so it's not like she's financially dependent on him.
So he's the beta bux, gotcha
No... manletsisters, this was our win...
As a true manlet 5 6 w/ no shoes - one of the most liberating truths to accept is that being with us is a compromise. People don't start with us - they end with us.
I guess that's why you're kings, and not first choices
meanwhile i just check out a girl on a dating site. she's 5'9 looking for her "forever person."
>three kids
So like, they'd only be with me as a last resort and the second something better comes around she leaves?
Afraid so
>She's had some pretty bad relationships in the past (up to and including a guy who emotionally abused and manipulated her
I get it. So her options from the abuse fricking her up were:
>become lesbian
>become trans
>become a rice burner
or
>become a manlet mommy
You saying being a manlet mommy is a bad thing?
What's his story? Charming? Ex SPEC OPS Combat Dwarf they send into the taliban caves? Loaded israelite?
>There is someone out there for you, anon
Lmao
betabuxx deluxe
I would love to know the backstory with those two. If it's just betabuxx situation than that's boring AF but honestly there are some occasions where I think short people who really "lean into their character" enough are really cool.
I just can't see a girl thinking that way though.
Time to go monk core and live a holy life so you can overcome all suffering. Also, when you do good deeds apparently you become really pretty in the afterlife. https://www.dhammatalks.org/suttas/KN/Ud/ud5_3.html
So all you need to do to get a gf is save the world a few times, be the strongest human alive, fly and shoot energy blasts?
You also need to be a great singer
Achievable natty with 6 months lifting
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO CHOO 18!!!! You say that you WISHED for Shenron to turn me into this flesh-train MONSTROSITY?!?!?!?? And that my SOLE purpose for what remains of my LIFE will be to host YOU and your MANY bvlls' ORGIES?!?!?!!!?? You'll be riding me... WHILE riding other MEN!!?!?!??!? You'll be on a train... while HAVING a train run on YOU?!?!?!?? And EACH of my train carts will be specialized to having you FRICKED and IMPREGNATED you in different POSITIONS!!??!???!?? And what's more... crikey... you say that I'll feel every INCH of me FRICKED upon... but never feel ANY pleasure?!?!?!??! That the CLOSEST intimacy I will EVER have with you again will be feeling ANOTHER man DRILL YOU against my WALLS?!?!?!??!? *gulp* A-And what's more... I'll be powered not by COAL but by ANY leftover SPERM from your LOVERS?!?!?!?!?!??! And the SMOKE given off from this fuel will spread BVLL PARTICLES across the EARTH which will only serve to attract MORE MEN TO YOU!?!?!?!??!?!?? And this CONCENTRATION of BVLLS will eventually reach CRITICAL MASS... leading to a MASS SLAUGHTER as you and your LOVERS are crushed to death in each others' EMBRACE INSIDE ME as I ETERNALLY circle my TRACKS!?!?!?!??! And you're FINE with this!?!?!?!??!?! I don't know what to say except... YABBA DABBA CHOOOOOO!!!! ALL ABOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Funny
Face is all that truly matters
Android 17 > Android 18
>sexbots will solve the manlet incel problem
based
Still hunting for a tall chick worth the time. I don't get tit / ass gays, especially the ones that denigrate themselves with fatties. But I'll say, tall chicks rarely have much curvature, and it's kinda sad.
The only way people desire you as a manlet is:
homosexuals that want to frick/ get fricked a smaller guy than themselves
homosexuals that have hebephilic tendencies
Womanlets that don't see you as a threat but will never respect you.
Women that want a threesome with a Lanklet and a manlet, because variety makes life.
Women with hebephilic tendencies.
Women with a femdom fetish.
Milfs with hebephilic tendencies that want you to roleplay as their son/nephew.
Pseudo straight men because they're in the closet.
krillin's not even that short. It's Super moronnesss revising his canon design so the saiyans look cooler
>God made you shorter to make normal people look taller
Even when Toriyama was drawing the mango and gave a crap, he was never consistent about heights.
>Granted a wish for ANYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE
>Wished for a waifu to be real, literally
In a way it is beautiful because a loving, traditional wife is worth that.
So 4 more versions os Android and yall gonna get a wife finally, 4 more years lets go
Oh you mean that little cuck?
>just be insanely strong and shoot bombs from your hands
>then you can have a sex robot wife!