Should have just jacked it up, set it down on flatbed carts and had the horses pull it.

Should have just jacked it up, set it down on flatbed carts and had the horses pull it. The most advanced technology involved would have been the jacks and they've been around longer than the Amish have.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay and what are those carts going to be made of? How are you going to keep the carts from sliding out from under the barn? How is the weight of the barn going to be distributed?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ahh, here you are. Might you possibly be the ball-less jannie that deleted an entire thread just to keep me from responding to his stupid comment?

      >Okay and what are those carts going to be made of?
      Wood and iron, just like the rest of their carts and buggies are made of. You’re not moving Fort Knox here.

      >How are you going to keep the carts from sliding out from under the barn?
      You could strap it down, bolt it down, screw it down, nail it down. There are many options.

      >How is the weight of the barn going to be distributed?
      Use more than one cart. This isn’t rocket science.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The wish are 50% ok.
    But many of their beliefs have become religicized and the meaning is lost.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is you isn’t it. Let me give you a nickles worth of free advice. Anyone with more than two brain cells admits it when they’ve made a mistake. Contrition is like armor against criticism. If someone keeps hammering on you after you’re admitted you’re wrong then they become the butthole.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Only on 4chin somebody points out how the Amish should do it, completely missing the point why the Amish do it

    I have a hint for you OP: this isn’t an exercise in efficiency

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only an idiot would look at the Amish and think they value inefficiency. If you're not willing to learn about other cultures you probably shouldn't be talking about them.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cont.
        Not that this is terribly relevant to the discussion at hand. If you had been following along, and you clearly haven’t been, you would know that we’re not talking about why the Amish do things the way they do, but rather how they could have done it without violating their prohibition against modern technology.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >get the chance to literally pick up a barn with your bare hands and move it
          >waaah why can't we just use horses and carts?
          nu-IST in a nutshell

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you have to do away with community bonding activities because... it's just more efficient this way alright? That means you'll have more manpower to produce iphones and funko pops!

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was probably easier to just carry it. If you have that many people it probably was very light for each one. And if it's not terribly heavy just doing something manually is usually the simplest and easiest way

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's easiest to call me and I'll move it solo, but I was busy

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  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i would've just built it in the right place

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate being stranded on this planet with you morons.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

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  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    have you ever considered that its a fun thing to get together with all your bros literally all of them and go lift a barn from one place to another. not everything in life is about efficiency.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      right, imagine you and the boys about to perform a feat of strength and then some nerd in the back starts telling you to use a cart and horse

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The feat isn't lifting the barn, it's the cooperation. It's like one of those choreographed dances you see out of china but based af and not humiliating to the participants.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do that when you can just lift the thing and walk it? Why use a tool you don’t need. Doing shit the hard way has its advantages. If they want to build a stone hedge then fine use jacks. I always purposely do shit the hard way at work to build functional strength and without fail some gay diabetic boomer just has to give me his two cents about how I’m going to hurt myself

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