This. Because she stole your protein from your dick and now you have to get it back by absorbing her skin cells.
Fricking oroboros monstrosity ass sex
5 months ago
Anonymous
>He hasn't achieved total Cum2TitMilk2Cum efficiency yet.
All the extra energy needed thanks to the 2nd law of thermal dynamics I get from the solar panels on my roof.
you will find no shortage of women complaining about men who just cum and then go play video games or kick them out. it's called "aftercare" and it's important to them. it's also good for you, releases a bunch of feel-good hormones. it helps keep them from feeling pumped-and-dumped (even if that's the reality of the situation). #scumgang but it makes them emotionally dependent as well so they'll keep coming back. unless they're complete and total bawds who have entirely destroyed their pair-bonding.
She only fricks with absurdly tall, gigantic roided white guys, she's genuinely sub 5 ft. Have seen her OF leaks. She's way too prude and should never have done OF btw.
>she's genuinely sub 5 ft.
cute. i had a 4'10" gf for a while who started out kinda prudish (tho we still had sex on the first "date") but eventually was suckin me off unprovoked several times a day
you really do just gotta frick em good for a while and they turn into sex fiends. all of them
All I want is some ditzy, airhead basic b***h who's super sweet and has super feminine mannerism. Who pretty much acts as my personal secretary. They're pretty much everywhere, but no where near me.
A lot of women like being called a stupid b***h tho. The fact I'd see them being a stupid c**t as adorable probably would be something they'd enjoy.
Okay, so you find a girl who is hot, cooks for you, takes care of the house, and is dumb enough to only need as much as that in her life. What do you offer as an overweight autist? Better keep lifting. Maybe you'll find her one day, just not today.
I'm not particularly overweight but not particularly built either. Facially im fairly ugly and I often times end up as a social leper because of my looks + high IQ
trust me brah the airhead thing gets old when you cant trust them to do anything themselves. Its like you've get double the stuff to do because your girl cant figure out how to book a dentist appointment by herself.
Okay, so you find a girl who is hot, cooks for you, takes care of the house, and is dumb enough to only need as much as that in her life. What do you offer as an overweight autist? Better keep lifting. Maybe you'll find her one day, just not today.
>What do you offer as an overweight autist?
dick obviously
have literally had that exact thing and I ended the relationship. i'm not actually autist but i was an overweight alcoholic and she was in shape, babyfaced, and cooked and cleaned for me every day
Seriously, you do cardio before you lift. >it will impact my lifts
You don’t cardio hard and it is waaaay less taxing on the body during your recovery time.
Cardio done after a lift will eat into your muscle recovery, whereas before it warms you up and your muscle recovery will eat into your cardio. However your heart and metabolism will remain unaffected.
So unless you are training for cardio to do distance running, in which case stop lifting and run more, then you want cardio before the workout.
After. In the form of heterosexual, raw, passionate sex that ends in a creampie and lots of cuddling (no homo).
>heterosexual
>lots of cuddling
does not compute
There is nothing more heterosexual than cuddling with your wife after impregnating her.
This. Because she stole your protein from your dick and now you have to get it back by absorbing her skin cells.
Osmosis homies playing 4d chess with aminos
Gimme back my gains you c**t!
>What!?
I love you.
>he doesn't suck on dem breasts to get back his protein
ngmi
Fricking oroboros monstrosity ass sex
>He hasn't achieved total Cum2TitMilk2Cum efficiency yet.
All the extra energy needed thanks to the 2nd law of thermal dynamics I get from the solar panels on my roof.
you will find no shortage of women complaining about men who just cum and then go play video games or kick them out. it's called "aftercare" and it's important to them. it's also good for you, releases a bunch of feel-good hormones. it helps keep them from feeling pumped-and-dumped (even if that's the reality of the situation). #scumgang but it makes them emotionally dependent as well so they'll keep coming back. unless they're complete and total bawds who have entirely destroyed their pair-bonding.
Yikes
>Roastie AfterCare
So it's like AppleCare without any benefit
Always after. Before takes too much away from your cns to do compounds
i can only imagine what easting her out here must be like
By the look of that photo, gritty.
>gritty
what does that mean in this context? im virgin btw
Look where her feet are.
not in my mouth thats fersure
If you get bored enough, you could always put yer own feet in yer mouth.
my feet dont look feminine. i dont like masculine feet on women either
Designed for the BWC
Her boyfriend is black
She only fricks with absurdly tall, gigantic roided white guys, she's genuinely sub 5 ft. Have seen her OF leaks. She's way too prude and should never have done OF btw.
What's her name?
Carriejune Bowlby
That is the dumbest name I have ever heard.
I didn't name her bro
I know that I just had to say something.
Holy shit, it's real
The female equivalent of Bob Loblaw
Raven Black
Nice try, I know who raven black is.
>she's genuinely sub 5 ft.
cute. i had a 4'10" gf for a while who started out kinda prudish (tho we still had sex on the first "date") but eventually was suckin me off unprovoked several times a day
you really do just gotta frick em good for a while and they turn into sex fiends. all of them
True but gym rats like her will eat all your food.
Nah bro it's all out there for the world to see. Embarrassing that women do this to themselves tbh
You're making stuff up
Prude? I don't think so. Have you seen the video of her in the shower with the butt plug?
It is pretty sad she had to resort to OnlyFans, same with that Bella Delphine or whatever.
I sometimes do cardio during the day and work out at night. You just need to have a good nap before your workout.
Do sprints
You'll get very horny in fee months
DUMP TRUCK ALERT
AFTER
>bimbo without breasts
No thanks.
Sex
During
after
if you roon on a treadmill before lifting, only do 10 minutes max or your lifts will suffer
I run before but only because I will just skip it if I don't
All I want is some ditzy, airhead basic b***h who's super sweet and has super feminine mannerism. Who pretty much acts as my personal secretary. They're pretty much everywhere, but no where near me.
if you're a critical guy they get extremly annoying after a while, to the point that you start thinking you'd like the intelligent prostitute better.
that however is a false fleeting feeling, ditzes are objectively better if you're into long term relationships but you need a patience of steel
A lot of women like being called a stupid b***h tho. The fact I'd see them being a stupid c**t as adorable probably would be something they'd enjoy.
I'm not particularly overweight but not particularly built either. Facially im fairly ugly and I often times end up as a social leper because of my looks + high IQ
trust me brah the airhead thing gets old when you cant trust them to do anything themselves. Its like you've get double the stuff to do because your girl cant figure out how to book a dentist appointment by herself.
Okay, so you find a girl who is hot, cooks for you, takes care of the house, and is dumb enough to only need as much as that in her life. What do you offer as an overweight autist? Better keep lifting. Maybe you'll find her one day, just not today.
Bitches in OPs pic look like the type who cross the street if they see me coming toward them
>What do you offer as an overweight autist?
dick obviously
have literally had that exact thing and I ended the relationship. i'm not actually autist but i was an overweight alcoholic and she was in shape, babyfaced, and cooked and cleaned for me every day
You should do rape before rape, and then you should do rape and rape and finish with rape rape rape rape rape.
I do cardio every single day to get anywhere including the gym so both before and after and I'm absurdly strong.
So I suggest you do the same. Run or bike to the gym, work out, run or bike back.
Do it at night, just go for a nice:
N I G H T W A L K
You won’t regret it brother. Best way to get your cardio in, hands down.
Seriously, you do cardio before you lift.
>it will impact my lifts
You don’t cardio hard and it is waaaay less taxing on the body during your recovery time.
Cardio done after a lift will eat into your muscle recovery, whereas before it warms you up and your muscle recovery will eat into your cardio. However your heart and metabolism will remain unaffected.
So unless you are training for cardio to do distance running, in which case stop lifting and run more, then you want cardio before the workout.
I NEED TO FRICK!!!! I NEED TO FRICK RIGHT NOW!!!
I do cardio as the warm up.
gets my muscles warm, heart pumping,
blood flowing, oxygen in me.