Should I just pin the shit out of my son with test during his teenage years?
He will have, for life, a good muscular physique without ever getting fat, a big fat dick, confidence from growing up a chad, etc. Are there any drawbacks?
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He'll never produce his own testosterone again and become a troony after.
Probably false. Even then, there are plenty of methods to keep pumping test like chips and whatever nowadays, kid can have a healthy life afterwards even if he needs to supplement for the rest of his life.
Based. Definitely worth it.
Do you really think an absolute master chad unity would not be successful lol? Or a genetic dead end??? My boy is going to have at least 8 or 9 sons in his teens and have the government pay his single moms to raise them...
Just because a guy is tall with muscles doesnt mean he will excel in a business environment anon.
My older brother is 6'4 and 100kg fat, he has three kids with his ex girlfriend who was ten years older and two with his new one and hes 30 years old.
He finally got his first job of his life this year, hes an apprentice baker making like $30k/yr.
Is that the sort of guy you want your son to become?
You just have no idea what I`m talking about, but it`s ok. Your brother isn`t Yoel Romero, Karelin or Brock Lesnar bro, he is just some random big fat ass.
Do you really think Yoel, Alex or Brock would ever be some random chumps? Like, you are twice as strong as a normal person, your metabolism is crazy high, your confidence is through the roof, you can do whatever you want whenever you want and you`ll always look good and be strong and intimidating. DO YOU REALLY THINK A DUDE LIKE THAT WOULD BE SCRUBBING TOILETS???????????
If your idea of a chad is Brock Lesnar, I think the problem is you anon. Hes a fricking actor, its WWE man. Hes not actually a chad.
He'll be dead in another ten years from all the roids and stupid injuries and brain damage they get from their job.
Bro, I`m especifically talking about pinning in childhood/adolescence and I`m using examples of people that have.
Yeah well theres that kid who had testogel rubbed on him by accident and he had pubic hair and erections at like 6 years old. Maybe research what happened to him before you decide anything for your child.
If anything running a SERM could be more effective and safe than pinning directly.
https://www.businessinsider.com/testosterone-gel-toddler-puberty-early-2022-06
For reference, the kid looked like a viking child and has adult levels of test as a toddler.
Sounds like the luckiest kid in the world. Will be top of the hierarchy almost his whole life starting from age 2. Which is incredibly lucky because his parents sound like a combined minus 1 out of 10.
>Erica said that she and her artist spouse took turns caring for their boy while the other worked. The father frequently watched him in the mornings. His shift would begin after he applied the Testogel, his wife said, before describing the 65-year-old father as a "hands-on dad."
"He'd have massive, sustained erections " made me kek when I first read it, not sure what happened to the kid but I think a developing body will naturally not fail to produce testosterone in the future so he may undergo a second puberty too.
Who knows if you can trust them but the doctors in that article seemed to think there wouldn't be any issues, everything would go back to normal from here on out. At 2 years old his mum was 43 and his dad was 65, he'd need all the help he could get.
Honestly yeah, developmental issues were a risk for sure. She was in her menopause for certain and was lucky enough to have the one kid.
Imagine your father being eighty five when you turn twenty. He can barely play with you when you reach your teens
His mum sounds like a total b***h, but when I read the father was 65yo it all starts to make sense.
Yeah mum's 43 and dad's an "artist". They're lucky the kid doesn't have down's syndrome. Shows how random fortune can be, this accidentally juicing might have saved him from a doomed life.
>My boy is going to have at least 8 or 9 sons in his teens and have the government pay his single moms to raise them
top kek
>He will have, for life, a good muscular physique without ever getting fat,
There are fat people with high test you fricking moron. High test doesn't magically give you a good physique. People's bodies respond different to TRT.
>a big fat dick
This is not even close to true. There's dozens of factors that contribute to penis growth, the primary one being fricking genetics. It's tissue growth. This is as nonsensical as saying
>I'll give my kid testosterone so he grows big ears
There is basically nothing you can do to give your son a big dick, especially if you have a micro-wiener (which I'm guessing you do). He's more likely to inherit his dick genes from his mom though, so hopefully his mom has a fat clit.
>confidence from growing up a chad, etc.
I am going to assume you were an ugly loser, and you want to have a Chad son. Odds are low, but doable. How tall is his mom?
>Are there any drawbacks?
Literally fricking endless drawbacks. You're permanently playing God with his endocrine system. Worst case scenario, you completely frick his hormones permanently and he gets manbreasts and a receding hairline at 14.
I will say that 90% of the time I see dudes talking like this, they have a short, fat, ugly wife, and they wanna know how they can save their son from the horrible life their father doomed them to. The answer is, you can't. You rolled the dice and bred with the 4'11" chubby chick, and now all that's left is to find out if your son got lucky.
Most of the "Chads" you see have Chadette mothers. At my highschool, this dude's mom was a former tall D1 volleyball player. Bro was a legit 6'7" Aryan ubermenchs that could windmill dunk a basketball, and bro ate more fast food than anyone I know. His mom never learned how to cook shit, so they ate out for like every meal.
Try breeding with quality women next time so you don't have to worry about moronic shit like this.
>a short, fat, ugly wife
eating good food instead of junk while pregnant goes a long way
>eating good food instead of junk while pregnant goes a long way
No it doesn't, dipshit.
There's no magic formula. You get what you get genetically. If you breed with a 4'8" ugly chick, 9/10, you're getting short, ugly sons.
>Pic rel
Christian Mccaffrey is a 5'11" NFL player.
>Dad played in the NFL
>Mom is a former athlete
>Perfect exercise and nutrition his whole life since he was conceived
>Has 3 brothers all over 6'0", including a 6'6" brother
>Is still shorter than me
Genetics are genetics. You get what you get. There was nothing Christian could have done to get taller than he is.
OBJ is 5'11" too. Both his parents are tall D1 athletes. Perfect nutrition, fitness, and genetics since the moment he was conceived, and he's still a manlet.
There's no secret formula to this shit, moron.
Yeah his Dad's 6'5 too. Let's not feel too sorry for him though, I think he got everything else. Not that 5'11 is even a bad height anyway.
Growth hormone is much smarter, but before that you should have been supplementing with nootropics like choline while he was growing up and paying for tutoring or having him learn chess and similar games.
Childhood is the perfect time to develop the brain.
Being intelligent is a big disadvantage unless you have another thousand things going for you at the same time. Usually it will just increase your chance of being depressed and doing nothing.
I want my son to be a low to mid int chad brimming with confidence and happiness.
Anon, I much prefer being inquisitive and driven to learn and study than being a genetic dead-end who is stubborn and wastes their life away working in a cafe and watching youtube all day when they get home.
>Being intelligent is a big disadvantage unless you have another thousand things going for you at the same time. Usually it will just increase your chance of being depressed and doing nothing.
This is only true in regards to women. Smart men get less pussy statistically.
Depression rates are higher, but that's because we live in a shit world where you need your parents to give you a leg up. Being smart doesn't necessarily mean your parents gave you the tools you need for a good life. I know plenty of very smart people trying to claw and scrape together a life because their parents were morons.
The truth is, in modern society, it's way worse to be dumb. Your ability to earn a living is determined by your ability to do things that the average midwit can't, aka your ability to learn something complex and valuable.
The only high-earning position for dumb people anymore is either pro-sports, or being so attractive you break into acting/modeling/the corporate world (Yes, corporate success is probably like 80% how good looking you are). You can't will your son into being attractive, and no amount of PEDs will get your son to compete in sports at a high level. I know a lot of D1 athletes. Trust me, the top-tier guys look like they were designed in a lab to play their specific sport. It's all RNG. You don't want your son rolling that dice.
In the Western world, the way 99% of men build a life for themselves is with their brainpower, however much they have. Which is why putting your kids in football is moronic. You're literally dropping their IQ and lessening their future potential.
I have a tested 130+ IQ, and I served in the military. I've watched people everywhere from super geniuses to people who are undiagnosed moronic try to make a life. Smart people have far more options in life. The moronic people literally fail at everything they try until they eventually stumble upon something that they can do that pays at least $40k a year.
^this unironically. if you want him to get tall as frick and swole as frick then pin him with HGH and feed him microdoses of aromasin. estrogen is what causes the growth plates to close, just make sure you dont completely nuke his E2 otherwise it can have some pretty bad neurological and cardiovascular issues if done long term
You need to start by improving yourself, finding a quality partner who is compatible with you and can feasibly rear a child, and potentially a very healthy, athletic surrogate (since finding a near-perfect partner is nigh impossible). You'd want to genetically modify the zygote to have decent genes in all domains (predisposition to intelligence, creative thinking, short- and long-term planning, and social awareness; physical health, beauty, longevity, and athleticism; and many, many other things), ensure proper epigenetic conditioning such that certain genes are more likely to be expressed correctly in utero (especially important, hence the health of the mother / surrogate), maintain the proper health, nutrition, activity, and mental stability of the child bearer, and expose the child bearer to certain compounds to further express the intended genes of the child (test for males, est for females, various neurotrophic factors for both), and stay present for any complications that may occur. After birth, you'd want to immediately bond with the child (with your partner), and begin exposing them to developmental stimuli. For intellectual development, exposure to various languages, puzzles, games, and novel environments will be important. For social development, exposure to different people and positive social contexts will be a priority. For physical development, proper nutrition and exercise are a good start, but continuous encouragement in movement will be necessary from a young age. Generally, you'll want to set examples for them: children are like sponges and learn from what they take in. As they age, you'll need to continually challenge them and drive them to develop themselves, while exposing them to things which may facilitate the process (GH and other factors in puberty, psilocybin micro doses during creative pursuits, among other things). The better the groundwork you lay, the better they'll be - your kid mogging you is the best result of parenting.
Look up Aleksandr "The Experiment" Karelin. He had two supremely average parents and his mother was given testosterone while he was pregnant. He came out looking like he'd already hit puberty. They were feeding him everything under the sun his entire life, he became one of the greatest athletes of all time. the downside is he looked like he was in his 30s in his teens and in his 50s in his 30s. So you gotta decide if it's worth it.
whatever u do dont let him get fat during puberty
there's so many stories i hear of dads that pushed their sons to take roids and they all turned fricked in the head and psychotic with tons of self image issues.
just love your son and support him and be a good role model
>trying to fight your insecurities through your child
Just have a nice day
You have been reported to the internet police.
Lol your kid will hate you for abusing him and rebel by doing the opposite of what you're trying to push on him. Enjoy being killed in your sleep by your high test child though
He will never know.
Ah yes, your teenage child will never know what you're doing. Surely won't tell anyone you're doing intramuscular injections on him. You must be a brainless npc if you think your child will just be molded to whatever sad thing you are trying to live vicariously through. Assuming you aren't just making some stupid post on IST for replies, you should just kys for being so pathetic. You are here basically admitting your offspring would be generic failures like yourself
>Surely won't tell anyone you're doing intramuscular injections on him.
This reminds me of a story of this girl from middle school. She was talking with her friends, and I guess they somehow got on the subject of kissing their dads (in normal, loving parent way). I guess she said something about how she doesn't like doing it sometimes because his dad tastes bad or whatever. I dunno.
Anyways, there were life what the frick are you talking about? Long-story short, her dad would basically make out with her and use tongue and shit, and she just always assumed it was normal cuz that's all she knew. When people would talk about kissing their dad goodnight or whatever, she thought they meant that lol.
Anyways, this ended up becoming a whole thing, and people started making fun of her and calling her shit life Dadlicker and other nicknames. I think the teachers got involved and tried to get her out of there. I don't know if anything ever came of it.
But yeah, it is interesting that kids only know what is "normal" so far as their parents tell them and what they let them be exposed to. This dad successfully convinced his daughter that making out with your dad is normal all the way till middleschool
>Lol your kid will hate you for abusing him and rebel by doing the opposite of what you're trying to push on him. Enjoy being killed in your sleep by your high test child though
I hate my dad, but I pretend I love him because I want my inheritance. Once you hit adulthood, you don't have to talk to your parents unless you want to. Unless you outright say you hate them and cut them off, they'll still prolly keep you in the will.
Cuz like, where else is the money gonna go.
You will frick up his growth plates and doom him forever to manletism.
Just put him on a high protein diet during his puberty. Force him to eat lots of meat
>should I pump drugs into my kid because I'm too lazy to keep him disciplined?
if you have to ask you already failed as father
Do the a.i plus hgh to get him tall then start adding anabolics when youve got him to a height thats good then start weight training.
To allow some to reproduce is a crime against humanity