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>singlehandedly saves your cut

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHY ARE YOU AMERICANS POUR SO MUCH FRICKING BUTTER ON THAT SHIT ?! EVEN FURTHER I WILL GO , SERIOUSLY YOU CAN GET A FRICKING BOTTLE OF BUTTER SO YOU CAN ADD MORE BUTTER TO YOUR POPCORN AT THE CINEMA?!
    Ohhh my god...honestly I think you pushing some limits on nutrition over there..

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      butter tastes good

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I watched some videos and they showed you can get yourself actually a bottle over the cinema , I was surprised , its just nasty omg

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Butter is a seasoning.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      unironically based. fun fact is that movie theaters and sporting events began serving popcorn because the smell was so pervasive and enticing, and as pleasant as the flavor itself. It lured in customers because it is such a delicious food. The best part is that a giant bowl the size of a watermelon is only a few hundred calories if you don't douse it in butter. That's like a quarter cup of unpopped kernels too which puts in perspective exactly how little actual corn / calories you're eating. There are popcorn products too that are marketed at people on diets that have very light buttering or very light sweetening as kettle corn, and a whole bag is only 100 calories

      butter tastes good

      Butter is a seasoning.

      you don't even need to butter it if you get lightly sweetened kettle corn.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Say what you will about burgers and buttered popcorn, but it was bong’s who introduced me to sweet popcorn. I don’t know which is more disgusting tbh

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Living rent free lmfao

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why would i need junk food to save my cut, what kind of weak willed homosexual are you

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >junk food
      It's literally fiber and air

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Raw home-popped popcorn is frickin great. Awesome to munch on at the end of the day during my night reading sesh. I might sprinkle a tiny pinch of salt on it if I'm feeling frisky, but it's a good snack if you dont load it with shit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to cook it in an instant pot with coconut oil. Turned out amazing

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pickles are the real tech

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pickles don't fool my caveman brain like popcorn does, as nice as they are.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    based, as long as its without a shitload of butter
    contributing that grapes are also a cut saver for all you munchers out there
    wagtmi

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >grapes
      >110 calories/cup
      Yeah bro, make sure you eat plenty of dates too, they're fruit so they're healthy!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        kys

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >cup
          >cup, chopped
          >92g
          >147g
          america was a mistake

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >weight of volume measurement changes based on density of measured material inside
            Wow!

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Need a gram scale and fresh batteries to eat a meal
            vs
            >Need a mason jar and a spoon

            Gee you Euros sure have life figured out.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anything with corn makes me shit brown water violently out of my ass for at least a day after

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for sharing

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for sharing

      Kek

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    A large popcorn is like 1000 calories without butter. Why do you keep this meme alive that its good for cutting. It's not. In any way. It's not filling whatsoever, and its 1000 calories.

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