>sit on my ass all day eating garbage food. >still can't gain weight

>sit on my ass all day eating garbage food
>still can't gain weight

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are you retarted

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >are you retarted
      no, just young

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i fricking love the lemon ones

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Try drugs that increase your appetite. Weed works pretty well

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you have a smaller stomach, snack more frequently

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what do you usually eat in a day and how much?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're not eating as much as you think you do.

      sushi, fried chicken, soda, cookies, milk, shit like that and usually at least 2000 calories i think. rarely i'll go a day without eating but definitely not often enough to make a difference.

      Try drugs that increase your appetite. Weed works pretty well

      i don't like weed

      if you have a smaller stomach, snack more frequently

      yeah that's what i've been trying to do. i can eat more than i used to but i'm still skinny as frick.

      Spike your insulin with sugary drinks.

      i've also been trying that.

      You should eat less l, rhen your body goes to a starvation mode and generates calories out from thin air. Just listen to the fatties.

      lmao i was anorexic before this so unfortunately for the fatties that's not how it works.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i think
        Exactly

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          uh 2000 cals is barely maintenance for most adult males
          anyway, I'm in the same boat as you, there's nothing to do but stuff your gullet and drink smoothies until you are just about to throw up
          all day, every day, for months on end, it gets easier after a long while

          it was a huge struggle for about 4 months, then it got easier. I had nothing to do too I was a NEET, all I did was take in 4000cals a day and go gym thrice a week. Also after I got busy I lost the 10kg I gained in 6 months and now I have to do it all over again, but if you're Neet you're lucky it's your only chance.

          also like the other anons said you actually have to count not guess

          my maintenance is like 1600-1700 cals. anyways i do count but it's hard to not guess when i don't know the exact calorie amount for most foods.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >1700
            then 2000 is within your margin of error, aim for 2500
            my maintenance was 3k and I only actually gained weight when I aimed for 4k, also you underestimate how much idle looking activities can use calories (such as playing games)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            God you Auschwitz mode lanklets on here are so delusional.
            You're NOT eating enough, you're NOT counting your calories properly, and you're NOT trying. Who's to say you aren't lying about how much you eat like the fatasses on here.
            Two words: eat more. A few days of eating until you feel sick will stretch your stomach, trust me. Take appetite boosters, liquid calories, anything to help you gain weight.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >A few days of eating until you feel sick will stretch your stomach,
              try a few months, fricking hell I've suffered so much, and then it shrinks right back if I stop
              but yeah you're right

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Lmao I'm not going to eat more, I already spend enough money every month on food. Deal with it. Life isn't just about eating.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So then why are you even replying? Who are you? If you're skinny and not trying to gain weight/muscle, stfu. The reply wasn't meant for you lmfao

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Go cook some food for me and be my maid, after all you want me to be fatter.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >guess
            >i don't know
            Exactly

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        uh 2000 cals is barely maintenance for most adult males
        anyway, I'm in the same boat as you, there's nothing to do but stuff your gullet and drink smoothies until you are just about to throw up
        all day, every day, for months on end, it gets easier after a long while

        it was a huge struggle for about 4 months, then it got easier. I had nothing to do too I was a NEET, all I did was take in 4000cals a day and go gym thrice a week. Also after I got busy I lost the 10kg I gained in 6 months and now I have to do it all over again, but if you're Neet you're lucky it's your only chance.

        also like the other anons said you actually have to count not guess

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're not eating as much as you think you do.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spike your insulin with sugary drinks.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You should eat less l, rhen your body goes to a starvation mode and generates calories out from thin air. Just listen to the fatties.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You probably just have low fat gaining genetics.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NEAT eats up most of the variance, and while being heritable is quite malleable.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can't gain weight

    Three a day... YUM!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >263 g of sugar

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But OP said
        ">still can't gain weight"

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