Skull theory

Heavy brow ridge + prominent cheekbones = aggressive, high test males

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Monke

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone in school used to call me a dumb monkey because I have jarhead, little do they know I could kill them with my bare hands if I wanted to now

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're just shit at banter

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol this but so am I. I never have good comebacks

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, murder them over words. That'll show them you aren't a low impulse control subhuman.

      It's fricking astonishing how many Black folk actually think this.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        might makes right

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Brock's ancestors were German and Polish, means that he's Slavic. Only Slavs and Scandinavians have massive skulls like that. Germans look like sissies.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >German and Polish
            >means that he's Slavic

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes. Eastern Germans are West Slavs genetically

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He got so enraged at this guy's post that double clicked his post ID

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    everyone named Brock looks like a caveman

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it only makes sense

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mongolian basket weaving forum user rediscovers phrenology while jerking off to pro wrestler

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's how all the great epiphanies happen.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heavy brow ridge + prominent cheekbones = less likely to get hit in the eye while fighting.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    High prenatal test.
    https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/26400740/

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25901187/

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy moley.
    I've just realised that Lesnar is an apocalypse timeline Trump.
    Now I can't unsee it.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lesnar started juicing in high school tbf

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    And he was juicing during wrestling and UFC. During his UFC reign, they introduced testing and he fell off (started losing a lot) soon after.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually he never fought again after getting caught.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >And he was juicing
      since high-school

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I came to this conclusion myself a while ago. It seems fairly self evident. Jaw especially seems to be HEAVILY linked to testosterone.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but it is actually mostly based on testosterone exposure in the womb. Poor upbringing can still reduce some of the more prominent features you would have developed but your fate is mostly decided before birth.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        how to pump womb full of test?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          tobacco (chew and dip only, baby needs moms lungs working for oxygen), onions for mom, lots of cardio and some weight training for mom.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    but so what, how will this improve your fitness? you have what you have, optimize it

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a heavy brow ridge and im probably tjd meekest dude you will ever meet

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women don't want men who look like that.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      women find masculinity attractive, even if it isn't traditionally considered attractive by society, it's hard wired into them.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have this skull shape but I’m an insecure anxious beta, what the frick?

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