Sleepmaxxing

Any tips for sleepmaxxing lads?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Closing your eyes

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your cat looks like a final Fantasy character

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek

      https://i.imgur.com/cDr0Xs4.jpg

      Any tips for sleepmaxxing lads?

      Super nice car OP

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sleep mask, zine, cold shower, and clean bed sheets weekly

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be still

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. No one ever talks about.thjs or acknowledges it.
      When you're trying to fall asleep you literally can't move. Not even a finger. Focus on that and you'll have an easier time sleeping. Every time you fidget or even move a finger you reset your sleep start

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Great way to self induce sleep paralysis if your mind is still racing when it thinks it's asleep. Although with greater control I've heard you can use this as a brute force technique to lucid dream.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Consistent schedule, completely dark room or mask, complete quiet or ear plugs (though you might die if the house burns down or someone breaks in and you don't hear it), no heavy food before sleep, no screen before sleep (I fail at this one).

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    get comfy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      every time i see this video i uncontrollably say "frick yeah" out loud

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop drinking coffee entirely. No this is not bait or a meme. I had trouble sleeping for years, 6 months cold turkey coffee. My insomnia and dogshit sleep went away.
    I don't care that you drink it in the morning, if you're prone to having shit sleep or taking too long to fall asleep it'll frick with ur mind and body one way or another.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Coffee lasts just long enough for you to get another in the morning before withdrawls start. That shits insidious.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it that some people can just lie down and automatically fall asleep (even after looking at screens and not doing all the sleepmaxxing stuff) and others not? What is the difference?

    >lie down
    >earplugs
    >dark room, sleeping mask
    >have to manually do the falling asleep by relaxing and not moving
    >right on the edge of sleep
    >get an itch that instantly wakes me back up
    >repeat 5-10 times
    >expending effort each time manually almost falling asleep then getting woken up by my body
    >too uncomfortable to keep going by now
    >spend next few hours rolling around in bed
    >7 am now

    What the frick? What went wrong? Animals can lie down and sleep, some humans too, why do others have to do it MANUALLY? Wtf is the problém here??

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      And before you reply think again about how there are people who just lie down and sleep, like that. Are they all sleep deprived or what? There has to be some deeper thing at play here to which "sleep tips" are just a bandaid, no?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just lay down and pass out. I know what you're talking about but stuff like that happens in phases for me, but 95% of the time I lay down and pass out without any trouble. If I ever can't (almost never). I will sit cross legged in bed and meditate for 20min and then I will pass out.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will add that you obviously have sleep anxiety now to even write this post which just makes the problem worse. You have to just not care. And if you don't think you can sleep then don't go to bed. Try the meditation.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know I just close eyes and sleep
      What will keep me awake is of I'm thinking about things then I will never sleep
      So I just think about a black screen or something or just focus on listening to my breathing to avoid thoughts then just fall asleep.
      If I think I'm still going to struggle I take a bit of liquid melatonin.
      What I don't get is how people can survive on like 5-6 hours of sleep, if I don't get minimum 8 I feel like pure garbage

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      S T R E S S. Is something causing you to feel like a caged animal every day instead of a roaming lion? I thought I had sleep apnea. Turned out to be mostly hating my job.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        did you do a sleep test?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. I had enough of the actual signs + symptoms that I sought one out (frequently waking up drenched in sweat, a-fib, never EVER feeling rested). Numbers came back fantastic. But I think that being desperate enough to seek out the sleep study definitely made me seek out answers to internal struggles as well. I quit my stressful job working for ungrateful and anti-white clients. Unironically cleaned my room (and every other square foot of my abode), like I mean really get rid of your junk. And I stopped all alcohol and nicotine intake. Other things too, but point is stressors are individual.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are either sleep deprived, burnt out by their wagie job, or it's a habitual thing for them.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's on the blood
      >dad saw and did fricked up shit in the war
      >sleep like a baby

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why eye masks do people use?

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    LIsten to girlfriend asmr and pretend somebody loves me

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s weird that I could strangle this cat in seconds with my bare hands but a million scientists couldn’t make a new one in a million years with the best machinery in the world

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's amazing I (black person) could destroy what a white person built so easily, yet never produce anything

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure you can clone a cat for several thousand dollars

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but you still need another cat for it

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you've tried all of the sleep hygiene memes without success, you can try:
    melatonin (low dose, more than 2mg is counter intuitive), ashwagandha, doxylamine or other sedating anti-histamines, low dose mirtazapine, ultra low dose quetiapine

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I recently got a air purifier running 24/7. it might just be anecdotal but i have been sleeping without waking up 40 times a night ever since

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't have any obligations or job that requires a regular schedule.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just fall asleep within 2 mins of closing my eyes every night, I never wake up or hear things when I sleep etc. It's great.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >destroys any hope you have for getting a good night’s sleep

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      fix'ded

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >coffee only in the morning
    >watch the sunset
    >no screens after this point
    >turn the ac on the bedroom at 16ºc maximum speed in complete darkness
    >eat a snack 1 hour before going to sleep
    >hot shower to lower my body temp
    >cleanse my face
    >brush my teeth
    >lay in bed
    >sleep like a baby

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hot shower to lower my body temp

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It increases blood flow to your skin and lets you dump heat, just do it quickly so you don't heat up internally

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes?

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Magnesium.
    1g before bed

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    70mgs of melatonin and hour before bed and 75mgs of benadryl 30 minutes before bed

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