>smoked tobacco from young age
>confessed he's been struggling with alcohol addiction
>smoked/is smoking weed
>ate junk food whenever he wanted
>said several times he lived a hedonistic lifestyle
>still looking like this at 59
Unironically what's the secret? Is it really as simple as genetics?
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Genetics are everything. He’s also filthy rich has had access to all the best everything from a fairly young age. Hedonism and a stress free life do wonders for your appearance also assuming you dont frick with meth or something you can’t walk away from
>He’s also filthy rich has had access to all the best everything from a fairly young age
I know but there are other rich people who also have access to everything like Bezos and Musk for example who still aged like dogshit. Genetics is everything I think.
Not everyone prioritizes looking good
>Not everyone prioritizes looking good
Sure, some people enjoy looking like ogres. Lol stop coping mate.
But he gave Jeff Bezos as an example Jeff Bezos obviously tries looking good. He's not a israelite btw he just looks and acts like one
>Jeff Bezos obviously tries looking good.
Not really, he goes the meme route. Meanwhile, Pitt doesn't give a frick about powerlifting and chasing squat PRs and just stays ottermode forever because he knows that's the zenith of attractivity for males.
Bezos looks good from the neck down. Musk on the other hand... Clearly the struggle is real
Musk is still clearly a lot better of today than when he was younger. Okay his body is shit thoughmst
Those hardly live a stress free live.
Musk doesn’t seem to care much besides hair. Bezos is on trt and probably growth but it was already too late for his hair by the time he made it and he’s just kind of ugly, not much to be done about that
Benzos was old when he gained access to these things and worked obscene hours with huge amounts of stress as well. Not comparable to an a lister from near day one who makes money from his appearance.
Brad Pitt has had work done. I don't see Bezos or Musk (well maybe Musk) getting cosmetic treatments and surgery done.
Brad Pitt live a far more stress free life than work addicted billionaires working 16 hours a day.
Stressors are pure genetics. Some people can go through combat and feel nothing. Some people crumble. Some people need to have their mind occupied 18 hours a day or they will turn to drugs for solace if kept in a boring environment. Some people will unalive themselves if you give them too much work.
Bezos and Trump and Gates has all that and more resources and still looks like shit, despite living teetotalr boring homosexual lifestyles.
Freewill homosexuals are the worst.
Bezos and Musk stress themselves out slaving away for their autistic companies, the guy in the OP has lived his entire life dating hot women and "working" as an actor
Musk doesn't care and Bezos looks good
>Stress free life
I dunno if A list actor is stress free. If he picks the wrong project and fricks up then thousands of other film people are at risk of getting fired. You can't go out in public, ever, because a huge mob will gather around you. Celebrities have lots of ways to relax, yeah, but they also have a shitload of weird stressors that nobody else can relate to.
>Inb4 some yokel says "gee my life is stressful too working at the Amazon warehouse"
Nobody says your life isn't stressful
he's done plenty of shitty movies, playing pretend for millions of dollars is not stressful in the same way normgroids slave in their wage cage and suffer. Awful post tbh
Go be an extra or work on any movie/ tv production and you will see that acting and being an actor is 1000x more stress and work than any 9-5 norman job. The pro is obviously the high ass pay and crazy fame lifestyle outside of work. Ive seen famous actors have to work 15 hour days back to back to back, they are stressed to shit trying to memorize lines, and perform well. With 1000s of extras watching sometimes, all relying on you to get it right. But ya anyway its deff a stressful ass job.But if you make it youll be rich and famous
Stress is relative. A third worlder wouldn't be able to relate to why a western wagie would be stressed just as you can't relate to how a rich person could be stressed.
I’d be stressed if I was married to Angelina Jolie for as long as he was. Sure he’s a celebrity who has lived a relatively cushy life, but in a way his resilience is impressive.
This.
-Daily skin care routines planned out by six figure scientists just for you.
-blood tests whenever
-cosmetic surgery by the best surgeons in the world
-Every meal eaten is designed by a nutritionist and prepared by a chef, literally zero thought goes into your nutrition
-dyes for hair and skin
-borderline steroids for physics, personal trainer, private gym
also celebrities blow their addictions/struggles way the frick out of proportion for publicity.
He has never said how much he drank. watch it be like 2 beers a day.
We have a winner.
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>good job, well written, this !
meanwhile ur "logic" and thinking bot is fulla fricking holes xD to the point u're owning ur own arse in the process:
I'm not a bot homosexual. OP of the post with the Zoolander meme here.
not same gay
why would a bot even write that post you gay ass frick
How stupid can you fricker be?! They use micro-dosages of botox.
plowing angelina jolie's pussy must have helped a bit too i guess
>hedonistic lifestyle
I wish I could get girls and not be an autist, life must be so much more fun
genetics, sunscreen and finasteride
Brad got a facelift a few years ago, dummies.
harsh downlight makes wrinkles look much more pronounced but yes he got something subtle done. still even here it's insane how much bone structure carries him
>Something subtle
Black person get your eyes checked. Dude had major work done on half his face.
He just lost weight and it came off his cheeks.
He is an actor with a good cosmetic surgeon.
so then why do many bad surgeries happen amongst celebrities? You'd think they'd all know about the "good surgeons" and only use them.
because he has an insane base to work with and he's subtle in his approach. most celebrities age worse, have a worse base and then try to overcompensate with surgery and get bogged
so then it's not surgery that makes him look great then. It just helps a bit.
Theyre mentally ill
Its called bogging
Redpill: There are no good surgeons. It's all luck and known when to stop. You can already see Pitt's going down the bogged route in OP's picture btw.
After plastic surgery your brain releases endorphins to deal with the swelling. A lot of people look in the mirror a lot after surgery to see if there's a difference. As the swelling goes down the endorphins also go down and they're unhappy with the look. Eventually they never know when to stop and go one surgery too far. That's also why women love the overinflated lips look.
Being Rich helps
never get fat and you will always look almost as good as possible
hollywood gays take cutting agents, diuretics, laxatives, and starve themselves constantly, because they know fat = ugly
>never get fat and you will always look almost as good as possible
again a lot of non fat actors, celebrities and rich people who aged like dog shit. Makes no sense.
>again a lot of non fat actors, celebrities and rich people who aged like dog shit. Makes no sense.
it's like u didn't understand ur own argument bot - NEVER get fat, not git lean for photo-shoot/role once in a while
people act as if getting fat or lean out is no big deal - it is ALWAYS big fricking deal
arguably he got the fattest in troy, that's why they had to use double and famous nude scene he's simply painted with "dirt" to hide how fat he got, that abdomen looked fricking disgusting
surgery
tbh I don't think I've ever seen more concentrated dysmorphia than on this board
why is saying that literally one of the most desirable men on planet earth for the past 30 years still looks objectively great at 59 dysmorphia to you?
Money
for the 5th time plenty of people with money who look/age like dogshit.
He's just a healthy weight, has hair and it's dyed, and is well groomed. He doesn't look that amazing.
Just eat what you like, and you'll look good well into your old age. All forced diets are crap.
Considering how lean he is, HGH.
Foreskins for breakfast from the local takeaway/synagogue
Adrenochrome
He needs a zoomer cut asap
Surgery and other treatments
Exercises
Probably sleeps well
Stress free life
Good bone structure to begin with
>Unironically what's the secret?
Plastic surgery and roids.
When the glasses come off he’s showing a lot of age around his eyes. But besides that there’s no denying he looks great. Amazing hair for his age. Botox. Very tastefully done plastic surgery. Maybe fillers can’t say for sure though. Great dye job. A hugely underrated aspect is how little age his neck and chest area are showing. That’s a major ager for women especially. Still even with all of the above it’s pretty fricking unreal he’s a smoker and an alcoholic and looks that good at 59
Maybe he got botox in his neck
I think you're all out of your minds
If he wasn't rich and famous you wouldn't all be fawning over him
He looks like. 50 year old who has taken care of himself.
Compare to the rest of the crowd
He has starpower
Nope. Have you seen him without make up or Photoshop? https://www.instagram.com/p/Cy3XKIbtgNz/?igshid=MWx0Yzl5b3VpenlpOA==
His collagen is gone
How do i keep collagen
Retinoids I guess
Daily cardio + eat seven servings of vegetables a day
No it declines with age. You can't keep it with lifestyle, only slow down the precipitous decline. You can slow down the aging through exercise and sun protection but it will surely decline. Only retinoids increase production but it makes your face shiny and it doesnt prevent face sag and facial fat loss which brad pitt has in his cheeks especially under the eyes.
Looks like a hot girls hot dad
normal people like us have access and use/do things like tretinoin, microneedling, peptide injections (ghk-cu, gh, epitalon) etc
Hollywood actors have access to even better shit like stem cells, adrenochrome, pharma grade drugs on tap etc
Plowing teenagers
He's from South Central Missouri. There's lots of dudes in that area who look a lot like him.
I don't understand the mindset of people who want to live forever. Even 80 years is too much. If you have lived as much as Brad Pitt has then you kind of just get bored with life. There's only so many sex, food, drink, drugs you can do before it gets to be repetitive.
#1 genetics
#2 eating habits / food (he was never remotely fat for a longer peroid of time)
#3 cares of his skin (every actor does, their appearance is litterally their job)
#4 access to top of the top medical procedures
NAD, stem cell injections
Good genetics and restrained cosmetic surgery. Presumably does something for his hair too.
I am a Wizard I don't care about my looks
The only time I feel something when my Lolphins dunk on the Bills, Patriots or Jets
>my dolphins
Do you exclaim “we did it!” when they win too? Yeah, you do.
exercise will keep you looking young more than anything else. you'll look 10~ years younger if you keep fit. diet will eventually catch up to you and your health but exercise can help like a motherfricker.
menaquinone said many years ago said that all you have to do is not get fat.
>Bezos looks good
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I think he's definition of hedonism is more muted than say, Chris Farley. I would guess it's based less on excess and more on enjoying the moment. Idk tho