So I'm turning 40. I decided to lose the weight. I'm 197 down from 365lbs just 17 months ago.
I threw all my fat clothes away. I spent $500 on name brand clothes. Mediums and smalls.
I feel so happy. I'm just super positive all the time now. Smiling a lot because, I'm not just this disgusting slob.
Been married a while to a good girl.
I'm beating women off with a stick. Of all ages. There's this one chic though I accidentally developed feelings for. We gel so much better than me and my wife ever did. My wife cheated on me 3 years ago and I was such a fat pathetic loser that I took her back. Maybe this is the universe telling me it's ok to move on with something new. But like I'm sure she cheated because I was a disgusting blob. It was only one tiny fling and she was honest with me about it.
Not looking for advice. I'm going to frick the ever loving shit out of the new chic. I'm going to make sweet love to her and think nothing of it.
Just wanted to thank all of you who helped me figure out my shit and taught me how to be a smaller better me. You guys were so amazing. Thank you IST. Keep lifting, keep burning, and if you're new here, listen to these mothetfrickers. They know their shit. One of the best boards here!
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My first check, I'm dropping some cash on clothes I can't wait. Second check, nootripics sarms peptides and steroids, third check, electronics, 4th check. Save every penny possible and enjoy all the shut u bought before
I will rape 2024 in the butthole hard
I'm also a fan of nootropics. I take l-tyrosine and ashwaganda. Both are extremy potent. I've been through the ringer with them. Don't take an all in one. You will frick your mind up and if one doesnt gel with you, you won't have a good experience.
Samegayging sorry
Like personally I stay away from certain ones. They gave me nightmares. Some people can't take tyrosine. It'll make you remember your entire childhood and life. It can also give you headaches. But it's the closest thing to a "limitless" pill I've ever taken. It doesn't give you energy. It just makes everything really really clear. It doesn't calm you down either. It just provides a ton of focus and recall.
If you can gel with tyrosine though, it unlocks your sub consious. It's like I operate on ultra instinct. When I talk, I'm not searching for words. I pick up on the energy around me and just lead into it and it draws people in. Maybe it's unlocking my potential. But I had a girl at work try it and she had an emotional breakdown when it unlocked a rape memory she had repressed.
Bacopa Monnieri is another memory enhancer but it made me feel strange. I had to poop constantly.
Rhodiola Rosea Made me tired but I couldn't sleep. This one is used heavily here in IST threads because it protects your gains after workouts. I take it only when I do hard workouts. Stops the acid from building up in my muscles. It makes you calmer. Not really a mind drug so much as a body drug. I felt calmer in my muscles. Hard to explain. Take it and see.
Holy frick. That could be useful in healing traumatic experiences
No doubt. It changes you in a good way if you stick with it. It says you can do 3x a day. I do one and it's more than enough. By the time the effects wear off, I'm ready for bed anyway.
Big if true. But... is that true?
Yes. I highly suggest nootropics to those open to them but I warn people. They can be a boon or cause harm if not done properly. Don't take a multitropoc. You want to take each one by themselves for a time to see how you'll react. Some aren't immediate like Bacopa Monnieri because it builds up in your system. I learned about it when visiting China. Ever wonder why they're good at math? Bacopa Monnieri Is the ancient chinese secret lol. DON'T DRINK ALCOHOL WITH IT! Nor pot. I don't hate it but it's not as gelly as tyrosine can be. Hard to explain. It's a bit harsher.
Both will make you incredibly sober minded. It's the opposite of being high or drunk.
>I'm 197 down from 365lbs
Out of curiosity, did you get loose skin?
A bit. Not bad though.
>40
Damn why bother grandpa your life is over
I'm going to frick the shit out of an 18 year old. I don't care.
Well you will have to work much harder now so be prepared to have a much stronger will to workout than your 20yo self had
I've never worked out in my life until now. I've always been the fat dude everyone takes advantage of. I always smiled but inside I was hurting. Idk something inside of me woke up and I've been just alive ever since. Everyone notices. Women of all ages touch me now. Idk what it is, it's like I turned into a chic magnet. There's a single mom who wanted to just frick me. No relationship, and she knows I'm married. She's cute and all but I'm not going to upend my marriage for a 6/10 when a 9/10 runs up to me, jumps into my arms and wont let go. She must be 90lbs.
Pajeets need to be range banned
Good lord it looks worse after. Imagine the smell of burnt hair mixed with human shit. We should drop a nuke on India.
Look at me I’m a new and better man!
>Spends money on frivolous things
>Comes to a Gambian palm-knitting board for validation
>Is proud of cheating on the wife that didn’t leave him when he was a fat frick
You’re still a worthless shit OP, only 200 pounds less fat.
Found the jealous fatty.
Believe what you will my bi-curious friend, but fat and jealous is not what I am
anon youre turning 40 with a horrible wife, a woman you adulterate with, and you have no children i assume?
anon how are you proud of this?
congrats on the weight loss
Never said I was proud of it. My exgf had kids but I don't think they are mine because i can't seem to get anyone pregnant.
hey OP, read your post and wanted to sit down and go over your post. I have quite a few thoughts.
Some men lose weight and nothing good ever happens. They find themselves being the same person.
Others like you, will receive all sorts of success, women, money, jobs, etc. You were probably a decent looking fat dude who got super fricking hot. You were probably always a 10/10 without realizing it. So a "9/10 jumping into your arms and not letting go" probably isn't even the best you can nor will do.
As for the universe rewarding good works, it can and does happen. But you have to make other positive changes, which it sounds like you did. Nobody is going to want to hang around a skinny butthole. If you are hot and nice and smart and funny, the world is a different place than it would be if you were just nice and smart and funny.
I had have had a friend who went through this. Some people like I said, lose the weight and the success goes to their heads and they become total buttholes within a few years. You will see people try and feed you food to make you fat again. You will have haters who hate on your success. But you will also have people who recognize it and give you incentives to stay going. What happened with him was he met this girl, much the same you are doing. They hooked up and it didn't last, and don't expect it to. He turned to alcohol and threw all his success away over some young fling. Just move on and frick someone new when this inevitably blows up in your face. Think of it like a reward. Hot person drama is WAY better than fat person shame.
I liken it to new rich people who dont know how to handle money. You wont know how to handle real women for a while. All the drama they bring with their cute little demands. Never forget, you're the alpha! If they want to leave, like you said, you are "beating women off with a stick" someone else will replace her.
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to all the jellygays ITT, do like OP, stop being fat, make positive changes in your lives, stop dressing like fricking slobs, put on some cologne, and take a fricking bath. Brush your teeth. Do something positive with your life. You hate OP because you haven't put in the work like OP has.
OP if you are reading this, ignore the haters. Stay fit my friend!