So you guys tan? I'm pretty white but I live in South Europe where it's routinely 35-45 degrees in the summer, and I pretty much have to choose between a farmer's tan or a full tan. On the other hand, it definitely makes my definition more visible when I'm cut.
I try to tan on a sunny day off. Got a big back yard with good fences, oil up, get myself an ice pack, fill my water jug, and blast a podcast for 2 hrs.
I can't tan without a pool or the sea. I need to cool off or I go nuts.
Sprinkler 🙂
Eh, fair enough. I still like getting mired at the beach and oogling all the school girls.
>oil up
I hope you're not using vegetable oil
I don't like pools. the shape, the curvature, the coloring, the smell, the water unnerves me for some strange reason unknown to me. It's like pools trigger my fight or flight instinct. lakes, streams, rivers and oceans don't affect me, only pools. I hate pools,
Agreed. There's something about salt water that's especially soothing. I don't like streams cuz I almost drowned in one as a kid.
Pool's closed
You were molested
>tattoo
>gay
She's filtered by the tattoo, nothing else matters beyond that.
Yes, I love skin cancer and rapid aging, whereever I go I make sure I maximize the chance of fricking my skin up.
Yeah, bro. The sun is bad for you. Stay indoors and smear israeli chemicals on your skin every time you go outside. That's how our European ancestors lived for thousands of years, right?
>ionizing radiation is good for you
>living in a tropic/subtropic region just like the ancestors
>humans have always stayed in the same exact spot on the globe forever, its science!
>nomadism? migrations? what are those?
no you're right anon, put a ginger or albino in subsaharan africa, the sun is good for you because it's hecking natural af!!!
>no you're right anon, put a ginger or albino in subsaharan africa, the sun is good for you because it's hecking natural af!!!
he will be if he covers up in light colored clothing and stays out of the sun during mid day like the locals do
you really are a midwit moron
>See how the stupid goy fears nature. He's been told (by sōyentists) that the bright light in the sky, the source of all life and energy on this planet, is actually a big scary monster that will destroy his skin and kill him through cancer. Nevermind that the sun has been considered a source of deep healing for millions of years.
>See how he cowers in his prison cell (house) and hides behind bits of cloth and shades his eyes from the healing light. The gullible goy proudly hides from the scary ball of light in the sky, and declares his fear to be righteous.
You truly are cattle.
Ever notice how anti-sun freaks are all massive consoomers?
Can't be a coincidence
If you're human, you've evolved for regions with temperate climates where the sun doesn't shine that hard. Burgers live in literal deserts.
Simply utter the word hormesis to make anti-Sun vampire shills flee in terror.
>muh no safe amount of sunlight
The power of hormesis compels you. Flee, wienerroach.
Hormesis from ionizing radiation isn't even agreed upon within the field of health physics, moron. t. health physicist
HMMM OH YEAH BABY MAMMA LET ME LICK THAT SWEET SWEET PUSSY HMM HMMMM
I bet it would be fun to stand on the steps while she deep throats my wiener from that float.
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a tan = body’s response to DNA damage
good luck bud
Lying in the sun roasting for 2 hours is the worst activity imaginable. Best way to get a tan is to take your shirt off while running or doing yard work or some shit like that. Don't use sunscreen, get like 20 mins exposure for front and back of your body at a time and you'll build up a nice tan in a healthy way.
>full body tan
>skin ages ~6 months more than your physiological age
>repeat
>be 25
>look 42
many such cases
>skin ages ~6 months more than your physiological age
[citation needed]
>be 32
>tanned as frick cuz I love the sea
>people around my age and boomers still call me "boy" if I don't grow out my beard
Yep, I tan (sun)
and trim my leg hairs.
I dont like having a tan
35 degrees sounds pretty cold to be out tanning
ever hear of a tanning booth, moron? Go once or twice a week and you won't be pale.
god help you if you're a nordcuck shit hut dweller whose genes literally can't even handle the sun, the source of all life
You morons realize that some people have jobs that require them to leave the house, right? Or they like to do outdoor activities? Do you think my yard is gonna mow itself? I catch a tan REALLY quickly, especially when it's 40+ degrees Celsius. Like I said earlier, I either get a full tan or a farmer's tan, and the farmer's tan looks fricking moronic.
>tattoo
ruined
Your body stops producing Vitamin D after 15 minutes, you've already accumulated that much sunlight exposure by sitting next to a window for breakfast, now you're just bathing in radiation for no reason when it's responsible for 90% of photoaging which is a majority of aging AND it breaks apart your DNA the same way low rad level X-Rays do -- literally making you slowly look like a fallout ghoul.
>implying vitamin d is the only possible beneficial aspect of sunlight
>implying you have full body exposure while eating breakfast next to a window in the morning
>implying UV is high enough in the morning to generate an appreciable amount of vitamin d
>implying vitamin d requirements aren't hilariously low as a result of a clerical error in the first place
>Heh you evolved at 45N in Europe? you will DIE OF SUPER CANCER INSTANTLY if you get sunlight at 40N in North America!!
It is enough for Vitamin D if you aren't brown
you don't need full body exposure because you do this everyday. The minimum is 15 minutes per week. accumulate low levels daily and you've already exceeded the minimum.
Then you qualify your argument because you know it's bad "it's only 5 degrees lattitude difference meanwhile the UV difference yearly is exponentially different between some place like the Southern U.S. or Australia compared to England.
So if even Jet black 65 IQ Black folk know to avoid the sun you should be agreeing with me lmao how moronic are you that even sub-saharan africans know better than you?
>It is enough for Vitamin D if you aren't brown
1. Wrong.
>you don't need full body exposure because you do this everyday. The minimum is 15 minutes per week. accumulate low levels daily and you've already exceeded the minimum.
Wrong due to 1. Your entire argument is contingent on this unsubstantiated "muh 5 minutes during breakfast on your hands is enough" claim being true, which it is not.
>Then you qualify your argument because you know it's bad "it's only 5 degrees lattitude difference meanwhile the UV difference yearly is exponentially different between some place like the Southern U.S. or Australia compared to England.
You're really scraping the bottom of the barrel here, aren't you? Why bring up yearly UV average when you explicitly mentioned morning values, which will be very low regardless of latitude? Certainly not exponential as you claim. Bet you wish you didn't exaggerate now.
>1. Wrong.
It's not wrong.
Vitamin D deficiency isn't common even in places like Finland in the winter when everyone is covered up and stay inside all day
>Wrong due to 1. Your entire argument is contingent on this unsubstantiated "muh 5 minutes during breakfast on your hands is enough" claim being true, which it is not.
Ambient UV is sufficient throughout the day, my breakfast example was only a fraction of your daily incidental or ambient UV exposure; even so, it is sufficient.
>Certainly not exponential as you claim. Bet you wish you didn't exaggerate now.
Exponential isn't an exaggeration.
UV can be plotted linearly but the effects of exposure are exponentially worse.
You can sit in UV-2 all day without issue, but UV-4 despite only being 2 points higher will limit your time to a couple of hours before you burn.
>Your skin burning and literally falling off, muh hecking good for you!! :OO
now realize that for several hours a day the UV is somewhere between 7-11 in peak hours for some of us and you'll say it's stupid to avoid it.
I've only swam once this year
I've never had chicks over at my pool and it's a mark of shame pools are a gay money sink without women
I hate having a farmer's tan, so I stand in my back yard naked for 20-30 minutes a day to try and even it out
Don't lay around tanning like a woman. Take your shirt off while you work outside once in a while.
tanning is a israeli psyop to get you and attractive women to throw away their beautiful paleness
I'm a 45 year old jacked Greek virgin and I don't go to the beach because I'm a turbo autist.