*solves fatness for good*

Gastric Bypass Surgery is the final solution for weight loss.
If you tried dieting, exercising, Ozempic, Mounjaro and none of that worked, you'll have to get this.
almost no scars, no big downsides, almost no weight regain... this is it.
If you BMI is above 30 you should try the soft solutions first (diet, exercising, ozempic/mounjaro).
If they don't work, this will.
There's no excuse to be fat anymore.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >If you tried dieting, exercising, Ozempic, Mounjaro and none of that worked, you'll have to get this.

    Not very hard. I lost 65lbs the hard way and my fat moron cousin got this and pretended she was some sort of fitness expert and she’s fat again kek

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      pics?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't have social media or a smart phone. IST is really the only website I use, outside of my online banking and search engines. I don't watch the news. Only exposure I really get to the internet is via IST and work

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          just say you dont want to share her with us

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          we're your only friends and you still don't wanna share?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don’t just take pics of my cousin the only medium would be her Facebook

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              ok share her fb

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Also I have tons of friends none of them have social media either I am old

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >none of them have social media
              they blocked you buddy

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boogie & wings prove you wrong.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Came for this. The failure rate is 95% in 5 years. Can’t fix stupid.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Came for this. The failure rate is 95% in 5 years. Can’t fix stupid
        not for bypass
        boogie is not as fat as he used to be as well tbh

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I can't put the fork down therefore I choose a lifetime of malnutrition

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I can't put the fork down therefore I choose a lifetime of malnutrition
      it's a better choice, really.
      These people can't put the fork down.
      That's why they need the surgery, and they'll live longer because of that.
      Most of them would die or have serious health complication over their huge weight.
      It's better to have the surgery in all cases.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Most of them would die
        I'm looking forward to society returning to the days when we recognized that it is for the good of the whole to let certain useless people die.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >useless people
          they're not useless, just fat

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Aka useless

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rerouting your digestive system instead of eating less
    ishygddt

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pathetic lard asses will do anything and everything to try to get fit except put food down and drink water instead. Maybe life really was better when all we had was land and no money.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pathetic lard asses will do anything and everything to try to get fit except put food down and drink water instead.
      They can't.
      That's why they need surgery.
      "It doesn't matter whether a cat is white or black, as long as it catches mice"

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you swallow a cherry without chewing it do you poop it whole too?

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're trying to fix a personality disorder with surgery.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      as long as it works... 85% of success rate (long term)

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The problem is self control and poor nutrition. Also sometimes stress. This solves none of those issues and makes your nutrient absorbtion worse. Also any surgery greatly increases stress. Just take multivitamin, eat better food, and maybe try some supplements and/or exercise to manage your stress. So many people bury their stress under a gallon of ice cream and think taking something like ashwagandha root is dumb.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nurse here all bariatric surgeries like this increase your risk for small bowel obstructions. In the last month alone i have had like 6 patients with SBOs. It is agonizing for them. Their intestines basically swell shut and digested food backs up into their stomach causing them to throw up proto-poop. If they are lucky all it takes is pumping their stomach and letting their intestines rest. Worse case they have to have a surgery that puts them at even more increased risk for SBOs. If you want to lose weight just stick to the tried and true calorie counting and exercise.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If you want to lose weight just stick to the tried and true calorie counting and exercise
      They tried that.
      They tried exercising.
      It didn't work.
      And they are about to die.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It does work. Eat less, always works.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          These people can't eat less.
          They can't control themselves, that's why they need surgery.
          The last resort.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            They need rehab

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              They need a mercy killing

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please refer to

        https://i.imgur.com/r5eaGU8.jpg

        Kys israelite shill

        And blow your brains out.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      these fricks are probably trying to get fat again and that's just blowback. the cheeky c**ts.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are there any non-negotiables for patients post-OP? I've learned that they generally need to supplement vitamins and minerals for the rest of their life, and if they have a big meal they end up throwing it up. Shit's fricked if you ask me, can't be good doing this to the body long-term, but neither is swilling gallons of chocolate milk and sitting watching daytime TV.
      I'm amazed people go through with this but don't psychologically heal what caused them to end up planeticized

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I work in science and see so many postgrad students researching the fricked up state of people after they get this surgery
    Bariatric surgery? More like barbaric surgery
    Frick fat people that do this but frick the surgeons more

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      tell us more

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        as this murse said

        Nurse here all bariatric surgeries like this increase your risk for small bowel obstructions. In the last month alone i have had like 6 patients with SBOs. It is agonizing for them. Their intestines basically swell shut and digested food backs up into their stomach causing them to throw up proto-poop. If they are lucky all it takes is pumping their stomach and letting their intestines rest. Worse case they have to have a surgery that puts them at even more increased risk for SBOs. If you want to lose weight just stick to the tried and true calorie counting and exercise.

        , eating becomes throwing food down their gullet into a destroyed organ and it ends up coming back up with acid reflux
        there's like 5 different ways they tie your stomach in a knot and they don't even know what's best

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I couldn't imagine the implications of long term acid reflux (cancer)

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kys israelite shill

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is a high percentage of relapse among people getting this done. Medical systems encourage this shit because patients in cots make them money.

    Fasting? No, we can't have that!

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what? there’s tons of examples of people getting fat again after being sleeved. it doesn’t matter how small your stomach is if you eat junk and don’t incorporate physical activity. you will still be overweight.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*solves fatness for good*
    Demonstrably false with multiple examples.
    Failure rate is incredibly high.
    >no big downsides
    Lifelong B12 deficiency.
    >almost no weight regain...
    Again, demonstrably false.

    Just control yourself, intermittent fast, and exercise. Eat food you cook for yourself from whole ingredients, don't eat pre-packaged and processed things.

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