Some of the ingredients in these gas station "pre-workout" drinks are outright fucking toxic or suspected carcinogens.

Some of the ingredients in these gas station "pre-workout" drinks are outright fricking toxic or suspected carcinogens. You'd be better off hitting a line of coke than ingesting this shit.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    great thread

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doesn't list a single one that is outright toxic or suspected carcinogen
    >doesn't post evidence anywhere
    sure thing op, great job

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      (you) anyway though

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pre/-workout drinks
      >redbull
      Tell me you're fat without telling me you're fat.
      >You'd be better off hitting a line of coke
      >your soda has suspected carcinogens in it? Here's an easy solution: just do hard drugs!
      That's a big frickin jump bro.

      Not OP, but aspartame, a common artificial sweetener, is a suspected carcinogen.
      source: the internet

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        aspartame is literally the most researched substance ever. they havent found shit

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is dumbass comment on par with people who pilpul about COVID.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most of these drinks use sucralose and not aspartame you fricking idiots.

        Your protein powders and your pre-workout all have sucralose in them. The rest is literally artificial flavoring and vitamins, they're actually just canned pre-workout that's been carbonated lmfao.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    if only pervitin was still available

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    like what?

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That’s a really neat story. Thanks for sharing. Have an upvote and some homosexual gold.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything is a carcinogen

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer to hit a line of coke then ingest this shit.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is a /sip board, take your complaints to Trump when hes re elected.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just drink water, its not rocket surgery bro. If you absolutely need caffeine then drink coffee but i personally like my coffee as post workout and post run as a reward.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      THIS GUY DRINKS CAFFEINE AFTER HE WORKS OUT!!!!!!! Do you take melatonin AFTER you wake up? LOL!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess you aren't done with your workout homosexual if you're running. you aren't special and no one cares.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    cool. i love them and i will still buy them.

    lifehack: dollar tree has energy drinks like bang and monster for $1.25 each, and the flavors are often good.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really like those Ghost energy drinks

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Flavor wise I think they're the best. Also like C4 except for the skin itchiness.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even using coke once can cause an ischemic stroke

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most of those are caffeine in water with sucralose and some water soluble multivitamin crap in them. None of the popular ones should be directly cancerous.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sucralose doesn't change DNA

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you avoid the sun then? If not stfu.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chew Coca leaves. You won't need anything else.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like sugar free red bull

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been saying it for a while but no one listens to me. Take two Primatene tablets, a baby aspirin, and a 200mg caffiene pill. ECA Stack

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where do you buy primatene? I hate going to the pharmacy and giving them my license just so i can get ephedrine. Like i aint cookin meth homie i just wanna lose weight

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You'd be better off hitting a line of coke than ingesting this shit.

    Except that might have fentanyl

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Momma gonna cry mane
    I like to get high mane
    Black folk passin pl8s snortin line after line mane
    I gots to get mine mane
    Robbin was the crime mane
    That a Black person did but I done served my time mane

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That Gatorade shit made me violently paranoid for hours.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just make myself a capsule of DMAA and take that with an energy drink

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So you holding or just hating? Drop a line already, I need a to set a PR.

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