Spartanmaxxing

How do I become more like the chief? He has a lot of good qualities, unwavering confidence, and is basically peak humanity? How do I create these qualities in myself?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Practice them

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk about confidence or whatever but you roid like hell while putting yourself through a gauntlet of training endurance, speed and strength to make yourself as physically close to him I guess.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    give the covenant back their bomb

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go back in time and be a child soldier, then inject bio-integrative ceramic composite into your bones.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be Doom Slayer but uncool

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Somebody get OP a weapon.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1x3 listen to floating robot
    >get AI gf that tells you what to do
    >1x1 befriend alien
    >1x1 finish the fight
    should get you started

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a made-up character that's as perfect as the writers want him to be

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will unironically listen to this https://youtu.be/ndkLv2LiSKI when doing cardio. I imagine I'm with them and I have to keep up unless I want to die.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't he chemically castrated from a young age?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't his suit jerk him off?

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you cant talk your way into confidence. you get it through practice

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    fucking loser

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's literally an incel also chief is NOT natty

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jump on the juice like chief did

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      saved

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Warthog presses to failure
    Scorpion presses to failure
    Orbital Drops to failure

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just be lucky

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you tried SS+GOMAD?

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bodyweight squats over the corpses of your fallen enemies.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >squats till failure x 117

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    wear 200lbs of gear every day and gradually increase the weight until you hit 1000lbs incl. body weight.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ON THE BLOOD OF OUR FATHERS
    ON THE BLOOD OF OUR SONS
    WE SWORE TO UPHOLD THE COVENANT

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Were it so easy

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So you beat the halo demo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >so you hit 1/2/3/4
      >not bad soldier not bad at all
      >BUT ARE YOU READY TO TAKE THE NEXT REP?

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Shipmaster, they outnumber us three to one!
    >Then it is an even fight.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    in 15 years, i only just noticed Cortanas eyes on the boxart

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh, I know what the anons like!

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    be humble, you can ODSTmax but spartanmaxxing requires chimical enhancement

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just aquire plot armor, God like luck, and insanely futuristic experimental super soldier genetic modification surgery. Oh also a hyper advanced sexy AI that lives in your head and amplifies your abilities.

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