>spikes your cortisol
>ruins your rem sleep
>depletes your collagen
>provides 0 nutrition
Please tell me why you’re still drinking this stuff?
>spikes your cortisol. >ruins your rem sleep. >depletes your collagen. >provides 0 nutrition
>spikes your cortisol
>ruins your rem sleep
>depletes your collagen
>provides 0 nutrition
Please tell me why you’re still drinking this stuff?
Because I'm an addict
Same. If I don't drink at least 2 every day I get a headache. Shit sucks
same
I bought an eye serum that has caffein in it.
Should I not use it? Or is this single-study fearmongering
Dont you have to turn in your man card before buying eye serum?
It said "for men" on the box, negating my homosexualry.
Although I should have got the cerave one tbh, it looked better value
>he thinks he can get with attractive girls when he has a crusty, dry face
You're either a redneck or a incel chud.. either way I'm lmaoing at your life
Why are your eyes crusty and dry in the first place?
Bet you have an earring and are below 6 foot.
>inb4 how did he know???
Not exactly a challenge. Your submissiveness to women's shit tests have outed as being either the Hispanic or Korean, you know, groupings that lost their backbone because their women are interested in taller men that dominate weaker men like you. I am lmaoing at your gucci shirt.
I'm 6'3" and white from southern california. I don't need to wear Black person brands like gucci because I'm handsome and take care of my self and my skin. Cope more, crusty face.
t. wears random costco shirts and levi's and bangs more latina's than you could ever dream of
>white
>socal
Try again larping jackass
>the fact that I'm white and take care of myself makes heebs seethe online
Thanks for the confidence boost, Black person homosexuals.
Once again, with every post you admit to seeing yourself below whites and it is hilarious. This is your subconscious at work.
Imagine being so ashamed of your race you pretend to be white online lmao.
Just go ahead and confirm you think you are below whites.
>bangs more latina's than you could ever dream of
That’s not a flex
>bangs more latina's than you could ever dream of
really demoralizing that 6’3 isn’t good enough for white women
Just be brown for white zoomers girls lol
Frick off being brown means nothing
He lives in California, what "white" women are you talking about?
They have the eye serum you seek, and for free.
Frick off 😉
rofl
Cause I like it, simple as.
>one study
Damn one WHOLE study?
You don’t even need a study to know it’s bad for you. Like you can easily identify coffee drinkers in public. Their eyes are hollow with dark circle from lack of deep sleep, they’re jittery and anxious, they can’t function properly when denied their drug.
I have never met a smart guy that doesn't drink coffee.
Facts.
t. Caffeine addict.
I look like that and don’t drink any caffeine
your cortisol
Beneficial in the morning. Healthy cortisol levels peak early. Don't drink 10-12 hours before bedtime.
your rem sleep
Skill issue. Don't drink 10-12 hours before bedtime.
your collagen
Post this "one study"
i like dunking a couple of biscuits (or 'cookies' to you americans) in my coffee at lunch.
I don't even have to read this thread to know it's full of caffeineholics coping.
>oh bro I can't even frickin smoke one hit of 20% my entire ass will turn inside out and make my nipples hurt and last time I cleared a bowl I called my mom and told her I was gay and I don't remember anything about it.
>one (1) study using skin cultures and not live test subjects means that we should throw out the innumerable benefits of coffee
please walk off your local bridge
Find an old person that doesn't drink coffee or tea. Was this a 25 person study?
>one study
reminder that reproducibility crisis revealed 99% of soientists as scam artists. Millions, perhaps billions of people made terrible choices in life because of "one study". Scientists are the biggest killers in human history. All scientists are parasites and must die.
>1 study revealed 99% of soientists as scam artists
the irony
Don't drink caffeine after 3pm, it's that shrimple.
coffee has antioxidants
Caffeine facilitates weight loss and boosts testosterone.
Truth
Id rather inject test than lower collagen
>One study found
>HOLY SHIT GUYS WHY AREN'T YOU SHAPING TO CONFORM TO THIS?!
The world NEEDS depopulation. The plebs deserve it.
>1 study
How can it ruin my REM sleep if I'm drinking coffee from 9:00 to 11:00 in the morning?
Well, why don't you try drinking it before bed, you dummy.
Because picrel tastes better than regular soda
I don't really care for the caffeine
Gotta go fast
I drink black cold brew coffee for 3 reasons:
>helps me focus at work
>suppresses my appetite at work
>covers the smell of alcohol breath at work
I also don't drink it every day.
>covers the smell of alcohol breath at work
Jesus christ, sort your life out
its either take a shot before walking into the office or pop a Xanax (which is what the rest of my coworkers do)
I'm guessing the alcohol is the lesser of those two evils
moron
what's moronic about that?
I chew mints to mask the smell and have straight talked to my bosses first thing in the morning without them being none the wiser
or pop 2mg diazepam. minimal side effects or addiction at that dosage. take break in weekends
frick your coworkers. and you know what? frick you too. you should be saying "frick me" for living like that.
what work requires such measures? damn.
I like to put some pungent EDP to my cold brew to cover the smell of paint thinner I huff at the my workplace toilet to keep me focused. I hate office jobs, I only got one to flirt up some women and I think my boss might be unto my antics since I live in my car right next to his parking space.
>Please tell me why you’re still drinking this stuff?
I have chronic liver disease and am striving to maintain freedom from all-cause death for long enough to upload my consciousness to a USB drive and make love to Marisa Kirisame in cyberspace when a technological singularity is hopefully reached by the middle of the current century.
>Among 384,818 coffee drinkers and 109,767 non-coffee drinkers, there were 3600 cases of CLD, 5439 cases of CLD or steatosis, 184 cases of HCC and 301 deaths from CLD during a median follow-up of 10.7 years. Compared to non-coffee drinkers, coffee drinkers had lower adjusted HRs of CLD (HR 0.79, 95% CI 0.72-0.86), CLD or steatosis (HR 0.80, 95% CI 0.75-0.86), death from CLD (HR 0.51, 95% CI 0.39-0.67) and HCC (HR 0.80, 95% CI 0.54-1.19).
- tastes good
- easy wakeup, it takes me like a day to get over addiction
- energy boost
- health benefits maybe
What if i never drink caffeine but still have a shit sleeping schedule and cycle?
Sex with toothless bird-hoarding yabbit
I'm off caffeine, like a true renaissance man I mix one or multiple of many nootropics with spearmint tea in the morning, including but not limited to ginseng extract, alpha GPC, n-acetyl l-tyrosine, citicholine, piracetam.
Gives me a nice boost in the morning, seethe, sneed and dilate
your placebo potions don't do shit and you know it
Stops me from eat
post the study
I really need to cut down just to get rid of these dark bags under my eyes.
Hmm I could’ve sworn I be it posted here many times that you should take a collagen supplement and caffeine at the same time ? Never heard it being bad for the collagen you already make. I take collagen with my protein shakes post workout
>cortisol
can someone explain what this does to me I'm opening another tab to look it up but I could use a summary
>cortisol
>months without caffeine
>hit a weight loss plateau
>brought caffeine back
>BAM instant weight loss
>new plateau
i just don't find it matters
here's a study showing that caffeine can actually promote collagen synthesis.
https://fjps.springeropen.com/articles/10.1186/s43094-022-00417-5
this study just came out in 2022, the study you are referring to came out in 2014
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4206198/
I add a spoonful of hydrolysed collagen peptides to my coffee every morning.
Collagen peptides are the #1 plant based coffee creamer on amazon, which is funny because it is neither of those things
I've never tried coffee creamer (it sounds disgusting), but instant coffee + milk + collagen is nice. You don't taste the collagen at all. Pro tip: if you add the milk before the boiling water, the coffee won't get burned and will end up tasting nicer.
Also, collagen is vegan because beef is just processed grass.
>taste the collagen
Only ever had this problem with a product that included fermented egg shell collagen, the marine collagen and plain bovine collagen powders are flavorless.
It's good I like it.
You "people" are anti everything and act as if you live in harmony with nature (yet lift in gyms, eat grocery store packaged food and post on IST).
I have cds/adhd of sorts which means im basically a slow moron without it
because without it i would go on a murderous rampage
Caff3in3 kills the weak shit so u go hard fr
Also
>leeches magnesium from the body
>forces shitting
The people who say "muh wakefulness" are copeing and need a freshly squeezed orange juice or a cold shower
The more I read stuff on the internet the more I realize that Black folk, Indians and other nonwhites can handle very little stuff. I went from believing in ubermensch to not caring to firmly believing in ubermensch once again.
I went through the exact same realization. Not so much that we are übermensch but more that the brownoids are a different and lesser species.
>pre workout ruins my gut so I can't drink caffeine anymore
>even a little
It's actually a blessing.
>Coffee drinkers have a lower incidence of thyroid disease, including cancer, thannon-drinkers.
>Caffeine protects the liver from alcohol and acetaminophen (Tylenol)
>Caffeine protects against cancer caused by radiation, chemical carcinogens, viruses, and estrogens.
>Caffeine synergizes with progesterone, and increases its concentration in blood and tissues.
>Cystic breast disease is not caused by caffeine, in fact caffeine's effects are likely to be protective; a variety of studies show that coffee, tea, and caffeine are protective against breast cancer.
>Coffee provides very significant quantities of magnesium, as well as other nutrients including vitamin B1.
>Caffeine "improves efficiency of fuel use" and performance: JC Wagner 1989.
>Coffee drinkers have a low incidence of suicide.
>Caffeine supports serotonin uptake in nerves, and inhibits blood platelet aggregation.
>Coffee drinkers have been found to have lower cadmium in tissues; coffee making removes heavy metals from water.
>Coffee inhibits iron absorption if taken with meals, helping to prevent iron overload.
>Caffeine, like niacin, inhibits apoptosis, protecting against stress-induced cell death, without interfering with normal cell turnover.
>Caffeine can prevent nerve cell death.
>Coffee (or caffeine) prevents Parkinson's Disease (Ross, et al., 2000).
>The prenatal growth moronation that can be caused by feeding large amounts of caffeine is prevented by supplementing the diet with sugar.
>Caffeine stops production of free radicals by inhibiting xanthine oxidase, an important factor in tissue stress.
>Caffeine lowers serum potassium following exercise; stabilizes platelets, reducing thromboxane production.
https://raypeat.com/articles/articles/caffeine.shtml
>Caffeine synergizes with progesterone, and increases its concentration in blood and tissues.
Isn't this because caffeine activates the adrenals as part of a stress response, whereby the adrenals react by producing all kinds of hormones like pregnenolone, progesterone and cortisol?
Caffeine dampens my appetite no matter how I take it and I'm also a peatgay, I can't see it being not stressful and my adrenals are already depleted by years of abuse and dieting.
Literally none of this matters compared to it aging you. You have only proven we should take caffeine after we are already old and ugly.
>compared to it aging you
>88 posts, still no "one study" posted
kek
But I take tretinoin and live stress-free I can't age.
Not as much as the sugar you consume ages you.
>pic is a screencap from an article
>one study, no replication
>the study didn't even observe humans
>"concentrations of caffeine" not even listed
Why are DYELs so scientifically illiterate?