>start cycling to get IST
>obese roastie gets offended by your fatphobia and fricking kills you
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>start cycling to get?
>start cycling to get IST
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I hate cyclists so much its unreal
>using a bike
>yuropoors: aight imma use this rusty piece of shit on the bike paths to get to work, do the groceries, done
>amerigays: woo-ee let me be a homosexual about it get muh lycra and 2000 dollar carbon ultra sport warrior machine that kills oil nazi cagers and ride in front of them
getting cucked by the corpos and israelites has some downsides, although you guys are uncucked in some important ways too
Lycrachads exist in Europe too. Normal people don't cycle for exercise but because it's convenient.
I know, the difference is it feels like in america it's only the lycragays (due to shit infrastructure)
>Lycrachads
by yuropoors you mean dutch and british, because in other countries using a bike to do every day shit is next to impossible
Why do fatties seethe so much at us bikechads?
Not them but I've never seen a "bikechad," only chubby 40 year old mexican dudes with groceries and gay 40 year old white dudes with spandex.
>theyre gay because theyre fitter than me
projection. typical.
>bikechads
Funny way to spell roadkill.
I’ll punch you in the helmet b***h
Literally all the bikers on the road where I am are 50 yo men in spandex with gay charms hanging from their helmets who flip you off if you don’t pass them 30 under the speed limit.
Because at least where I am you all dress like pic related and constantly do suicidally moronic shit on 45mph roads
Those are professional speed walkers anon. Although I heard the guy on the right cheated by running a little.
They are american subhumans, better ignore them.
You are going to reply to this thread multiple times because you are seething about America and this whole "just ignore them" is just a way to pretend you're not.
No no he's got a point. A majority of Americans turn into seething mongoloids the second they sit their fat ass inside a car (effect often scales with the size of the car). Some otherwise pleasant people I know drive like absolute fricking maniacs.
>oh wow it's peak traffic hours!
>time to put on my power rangers suit and ride on the white line, moving just barely fast enough to stay upright while wobbling like a 90 year old woman
mfw i laugh at all the oilburners stuck in traffic as I ride past
imagine paying for gas when you can get to your destination and exercise at the same time
LOOOOOSERRRRRRSSSS
Get help. Its insane that you people actually think like that and celebrate a fat murderer.
Especially odd on this board, why would you rag on one the better ways to get fit easily?
Because they are upset that someone with no other viable path to take with their bike ended up in front of them and they lost 5 minutes (max) to their commute.
I love screaming SHARE THE ROAD at these homosexuals when they're holding up traffic.
They go absolutely insane and start pedaling like maniacs trying to catch up to you so they can curse you out.
I have never been stuck behind a bike for more than a minute. You pretty much only have to wait if it's a blind curve and how long can a road really curve for? People are so mentally ill they can't handle waiting for a few seconds.
So you've never been on winding mountain roads with nowhere to pass for miles.
That's not really something to brag about, city queer
LMAO not every part of the country is mountainous fricking idiot.
so you live in some big flat boring corn state like Indiana who cares
>People are so mentally ill they can't handle waiting for a few seconds.
Why the frick can't you hug the road edge for a few seconds? I do. Seriously. A lot of us act like gorilla Black folk. The surest way to get cyclists from riding on a particular road? It's for the city to build a bike path on it. Then the frickers go to the one without a bike path and block the entire lane.
I love screaming "LOL FATTY!" at you fatties when we're stopped at a red light. You go absolutely insane and start crying as you stuff another donut down your throat.
you IST incels are too scared to even look a girl in the eye and say hi. You're not gonna go around starting shit with random people on the street
>road
mountainbike chads win again
This. Try running me over in the fricking mountains, hamplanets
Based Wisconsin does it right.
It's lodi new Jersey idiot
I will never understand the motivation to ride in traffic in current day with amount of evidence you have of the stupidity and scumbaggery of so many people from online alone and you're going to put your life in the hands of these random people as you ride a glorified stick compared to their 2,000lbs - 20,000lbs metal going at speed, and then the brazenness and entitlement of some of the cyclists is so far in the extreme.
This. I love biking but it's fricking impossible in my 3rd world country. People drive like crazy and dont give a frick. When I lived in Germany I was biking everywhere because people were actually considerate.
That's because every American is a psychopath. In other countries we teach our children empathy
Good stay out of America or I'll kill you.
You wouldn't do a thing cager b***h boy
wtf is a cager lol im running you over with my superheavy commercial vehicle Black person lol
You're a suburbanite with a $80k pickup truck. You should clean the bed out of all the takeout trash fatass.
Lol shut up moron I'm crushing your skull with my Peterbilt
Like I said, you're all talk and wouldn't do a damn thing b***h boy
>"You don't have the balls to attack a bikecuck!!!"
>webm gets posted of bikecuck being attacked
>"oh my god this is so horrible what a psychopath!!!"
>2 different strawmen
Cagers really are a special breed of moron
Do non-europeans not have bike paths?
No we do not, our nation is much too large for that
We do in most states, specifically around urbanized areas. Bikegays actively choose not to use them though
I live in fat frick Ohio and there are only bike paths next to the road in the city, but even I have multiple trails within a few miles of my house, which is why it's all the more crazy and feels like they're doing it for attention if I ever see someone riding in the middle of the road (though I very rarely see this).
>look at random road in Europe away from a major city on google maps
>has no bike path
It's the same everywhere dude, no one's building bike paths in the suburbs or country lol. We have bike paths in our cities just the same as you.
wtf are you saying, there is a lot of bikepath in Europe even on the countryside.
There ie even Eurobike path, of course there is much in cities but even on countryside you can go very far mostly on bike path.
where's the bike path
Maybe you just live in a shithole.
Lots of roads are pic related
Most of Europe must be a shithole then because pretty much everywhere I drop down that isn't right in a city doesn't have one.
That pic looks more like it's for a trail than actual travel anyway tbqhwy.
This pic reminds me of Poland.
That one's Bavaria, first one was England, this one's France.
I ride 28km to work, there's only 3 streets I pass that have no bike pad. And all of them are low traffic places were cars aren't allowed to go fast anyway.
I too love le hustle and le bustle of le city
I live outside the city.
Cities don't have bike pads.
Ah, cool. I spent a lot of summers in Poland and that Bavaria pic brought me back to some of my childhood and what it felt like to walk around town during those days.
random suburbs don't have bike lanes because there aren't enough cars for it to be a problem
literally the same thing in american cities
>go very far
Bit irrelevant if where you want to go isn't where one of these bike paths are.
There are a lot of bike paths everywhere in the Netherlands and Belgium. I'm sure places like Denmark aren't worse either.
It's the result of decades of conscious effort.
Basically every time a road gets renovated they add a bike path.
And then we have a whole network of roads and bridges that are exclusive to cyclists and pedestrians.
Only inside cities and towns you won't find one, but cars aren't allowed to go faster than 30km/h in these places either. And they see low volumes of traffic anyway. Anyone can just pass easily.
Because third worlders don't invest in bike paths. This also includes most of America.
It includes most of every country, including yours.
Best be trolling. They have absolutely destroyed the road systems of many cities across europe with bike lanes that as was pointed out often aren't even used by the cyclists.
speaking for the states, they're not used because they're full of broken glass, tire shreds, gravel, those empty pocket-sized liquor bottles, etc.
My only experience with cyclists is the yuppie losers who drove out to the school near my piece of shit backwards hometown/homevillage which was a 30 minute drive from anywhere useful (even fuel) and drove in giant packs on the windy-ass narrow two lane roads racing each other and taking up not one, but both fricking lanes (when they could see oncoming traffic lmao).
The best part about it is my state has one of the longest paved bike trails that literally passes through these people's backyards and they refuse to use it because somehow it's not scenic enough even though I go out there from time to time to take pictures of the cypress trees, turtles, swamps, sunsets, goddamned horses, etc.
i always look out for bicyclists, at least theyre doing something to better themselves. i get an erection every time i see a mangled fat frick bearded biker wreck his harley and get disemboweled though
I get an erection when I see a woman cyclist with a big butt, especially when they're in front of me. I almost want to give them a little nudge, show them my power.
i gotta admit those spandex suits do look pretty good on a hot babe, frick i love cardio bunnies
>i get an erection every time i see a mangled fat frick bearded biker wreck his harley and get disemboweled though
Pretty amazing they're able to do that though considering how pathetically slow and underpowered Harleys are. It's kind of surprising those rolling oil leaks run in the first place.
Cyclists are fricking moronic. I hope all of the ones that drive on real roads get fricking run over. Some cyclists bike around my neighborhood and they are pretty cool, but biking on a 45mph road is asking to get killed
that's not a sidewalk that's literally a bike path to keep them out of the road
> Drivers are mentally ill.
>Posts a mentally ill, deranged, possibly homicidal cagecuck chimping out
This is not doing you any favours...
nta but you have to admit it's pretty funny.
Being homicidal is based and you only think otherwise because you sat too hard on your nuts and they don't work as well anymore
How is that homicidal? If anything, the cytard was being suicidal
sidewalks are for walking they are explicitly not for vehicular traffic (including human powered vehicles such as bicycles)
vehicular traffic (again, including human powered vehicles such as bicycles) belongs on the road
This is the gayest post I've read all day, have a nice day
hes correct both legally and logically and you should have your drivers licenses revoked and then be flayed alive for being so fricking stupid.
Did I stutter? No body gives a shit including the police. Stop being a little b***h. I pray for the day this I can run over idiotic bikers on the street
>legally
Laws that aren't enforced don't really exist. There's not a cop in the world that will see a guy biking on a sidewalk that nobody is even walking on and will go up and tell him "no, you need to go ride in the busy road"
No body gives a shit. Bike on the sidewalk you homosexual
A bicycle is a toy not a vehicle.
You dont play in the street with toys.
>hit a pedestrian going average speed on a bike
>pedestrian gets, at most, a couple broken bones
>get hit by a car going average speed while on a bike
>at best get crippled for life
I dunno man, if I rode a bike I’d be on the sidewalk
Cheeky
A lot of people literally aren't mature enough to drive.
I have question about cycling. So we all know about hill sprints for improving initial acceleration and power, but what about hill cycling? For 20 seconds you see how fast and hard you can pedal, can this work for maximum power like hill sprints do?
Why do people think they need to bike on streets or near cars?
only insecure homosexuals hate bicyclists. ive never seen one that didnt look like absolute shit and have that 2 digit iq look on their greasy glazed over countenance. we are better than you and it enrages you.
I think anyone who gets mad of people incorporating more cardio into their day is just a gay. Like yeah bikers have downsides but there are far worse categories of people on the road. I see way less hate for wives that drive blacked out SUVs who constantly cut people off. I see way less hate for 400lb subhumans that use an 80’000 dollar truck just to get groceries at Walmart. And I suspect that the latter makes up the vast majority of people who complain. I do not like biking, I do not even own a bike, but if you complain about biking you’re a massive homosexual.
They choose the most narrow, windy roads though.
>Pic is literally a homosexual telling me that the ancient Romans and Greeks didn't drink wine
Bronze age pervert is a homosexual, a israelite, an anti-racialist, and a grifter. He paid models to pose with his book so that coomers would buy it. If you follow his words you either have mommy issues (you hate women) or have daddy issues (you need a father figure)
Not sure if you guys have seen this classic video from 10 years ago.
The comments are generally cyclists piling on the driver. However though noone was in the right I'm slightly inclined to agree with the driver, a cyclist has no business hogging the centre of the road and not letting drivers pass and then no business getting in their face with a camera about it later.
>illegal to drive without license
>Illegal to walk on the road
>Illegal to cross road outside of designated areas
>Legal to ride motorless child's toy with no license or insurance in the middle of the lane 30mph below the speed limit
car companies effectively created those laws, they lobbied their way into having everyone believe its the people walking that are wrong for getting hit. and depending on where you live, your town/city/country was built with automobiles in mind so it’s structured specially for them.
the sidewalks where I live are small and wide enough for only 2 people, plus their rundown severely. not to mention they’re made out of concrete.
>they lobbied their way into having everyone believe its the people walking that are wrong for getting hit
Because it is. Unless you live in chiraq nobody is popping curbs to make road pancakes. 99.9% of the time a pedestrian gets hit it’s because they were wandering around into the specifically designated area where cars go
>has never seen asiatic drivers before.
i have seen a asiatic in a van run over another asiatic in the middle of the road.
it was a pedestrian crossing on a major road on a green walk light and he wasn't the only one crossing there at the time. van was turning left.
it was the middle of the day.
similar thing almost happened to me. green walk light, van turning left towards me.
(right-hand drive in this country.)
except it was a minor road and it was dark.
One thing that never gets mentioned is that traffic rules are only ever enforced on car drivers. Both cyclists and motorcyclists see all rules as optional, from traffic lights to speed limits to lane crossing, but I'm yet to see or hear one of those gays being fined. And when one eventually kills himself, it's all whining and mourning, "how could that ever happen?".
They are the israelites of recrearionists. Pedestrian rules or traffic rules only apply when it is convenient for them.
Based north californians btfo’ing cyclistgays
>based californians
northern california(read: the half of state above the bay) is pretty based
no it's not
Lot of butthurt cagers in this thread
You are beneath me.
GLORIOUS
GLORIOUS INDEED
As a New Yorker I hate bike trash so much. Never respecting right of way and cutting off pedestrians. So glad car chads mog them.
as a new yorker you can go to hell. oh wait, youre already there
I just biked 20 miles today, but I do it on country roads where there is nothing but forest and farmfields. I've almost been run off the road in town too many times.
You couldn't pay me to cycle in a city. It's like asking to get injured. To make it worse, none of them obey traffic laws.
i use a bike for transport because im too mentally ill, uncaring, autistic to drive a car. if i got hit by a car and died i would be ecstatic.
ITT: Seething cagers
i used to have sympathy for cyclists but I've grown to hate them. almost anyone who rides a bike past the age of 18 is doing it as a political act. they hate rural and suburban people, they hate cars, they hate single family homes and want them all bulldozed, they think cities should build zero parking spaces and force people to not use cars, they champion all the new apartment buildings being built with no parking spaces, they want the entire populace to live like this in walkable cities, they do obnoxious bullshit like critical mass and "bike parties." this isn't a strawman. 99% of adults who ride bicycles as their main transportation are really like this.
you know all these people drive to work, right? they're not actually a sub-species of human. they drive like you do except they do outdoor cardio on the side.
Not the person you’re replying to, but I live in a semi-rural area in new england with dozens and dozens of beautiful, well maintained bike trails and paths all within an hour of my house. These mental titans look at all that and decide “no. I think instead I’ll strap on my lime green morph suit and dick around on a main road during rush hour”. They literally do it as a political statement. It’s a weird lifestyle thing like swinging or being a performance artist
TAKE YOUR FRICKING TOY BACK TO THE SIDEWALK
I hate cyclists so much, why the frick do they act like a car?
Blessed webm
Literal Black person behaviour
I agree, I'm glad I don't have to live around animalistic cyclists
cycling in usa is literally begging for death
mfw every time Im driving....I know you homosexuals not worth it....I just let is slide for christ sake...
Sentence: punitive cycling.
I hate Americans on cars so much, bros. 40k people die every year and no one blinks an eye... bikes are IST and redpilled
I'm willing to be that the mortality rate is much higher on average compared to regular drivers. Also bikes are for people that don't have many places to go. It works in Europe because Europe is an overpopulated shithole but America is extremely large and spaced out, so we have much more distance to cover between metropolitan areas.
>I'm willing to be
willing to bet*
>Extremely large and spaced out
Yeah because everyone packs themselves into the same 6 cities and then you're left with the rest of the country being 98% empty.
Not really you are just in an overpopulated shithole. We have space here to do whatever we want, it's great
so I said he was going to reply to this thread multiple times despite claiming he was going to ignore it
and he actually did!!
absolute madman!
America has literally 1/3 the population density of the EU.
EU is small as frick with public transport everywhere and you can walk there.
Isn't that mostly due to wide open spaces of nothing though? If you exclude all the desert/vacant regions once you get into places people actually live in I would say the population density is much more similar. The US has some of the tallest buildings in the world, taller buildings = more dense.
>Isn't that mostly due to wide open spaces of nothing though?
Where do you think the people who post on IST live? Cities are filled with people scared to say the Black person word.
>Lodi
Man, Fogerty was finally making his escape, too.
Bro tell me why cyclists are so fricking insufferable. All they can talk about are their bikes and if you don't own a Giant, Specialized or a Trek you might as well be a piece of shit. Some of y'all are such raging homosexuals it's unbelievable. To the guys who actually bike to bike you're chill, to the guys who dropped 2k on a bike out of impulse and now feel compelled to use it and tell everybody about your bike to somehow compensate for your moronic purchase. Frick you.
Bro tell me why cagers are so fricking insufferable. All they can talk about are their cars and if you don't own a Bugatti, Lamborghini or a Ferrari you might as well be a piece of shit. Some of y'all are such raging homosexuals it's unbelievable. To the guys who actually drive to drive you're chill, to the guys who dropped 100k on a car out of impulse and now feel compelled to use it and tell everybody about your car to somehow compensate for your moronic purchase. Frick you.
BRO
I MUST
GET A
SOOOOOOPER
DOOOOOOTY
TRUUUUUUUUCK
I MUST
DIESEL
BRO
BRO
DRIVE TO THE GYM
INSTEAD OF BIKE
AND SPEND 80000 ON A CAR LOOOOOOOAN
>Doing any form of cardio in plain view of fat people who despise you
This is why Rock Climbing is the only good cardio. You'll never catch a fat person nearby.
>actual gains goblin
shoo shoo
>cardio
>gains
>your heart doesn't matter
>endurance doesn't matter
just have a nice day meathead
I face my challenges head on while you FLEE at the drop of a hat.
Lmao says the insecure gymrat who retreated to the gym for years because woman made him feel so insecure about his body