>start sleeping naked/no underpants on
>rock hard boner every morning, test feels higher, more energised, better lifts
Why did nobody ever tel me about this IST? sleeping naked turns you into a superhuman
>start sleeping naked/no underpants on
>rock hard boner every morning, test feels higher, more energised, better lifts
Why did nobody ever tel me about this IST? sleeping naked turns you into a superhuman
I literally can't jerk off when I'm in bed naked. The sheets feel soft on the head of my circumcized dick.
*Can't not
>circumsized
the israelites got you
First it is circumcision reduces sensitivity and now you say that the anon who feels too sensitive is circumcised? Dude he is more likely NOT circumcised since he still has his full sensitivity.
Im uncut and something like bedsheets would be way too rough to rub my dick against.
stop being poor and buy silk sheets
I’m scared my testicles will tangle up without support and make me infertile. Happened to a kid at my school and he needed surgery to untangle them.
I hate yuropoors so much
it doesn't change your test dumbass
>yuropoors
You have to be over 12 to post here.
Leave now
That's an American
That's a chink.
Thats a frickwit
Literally how are your balls not melting trying to sleep with anything on?
>wake up to pee in the middle of the night
>you now have pee dribbles in your bed
yeah nah
>He doesn't piss the bed whenever convenient
I'm lmaoing at your life
i'm always shocked that nobody else on earth seems to have ever considered wiping his dick
>wipe dick
gave me a good laugh
bruh are you like 60 years old with a beer belly? why does your penis dribble minutes after you pee?
>piss before bed
>never have to wake up to piss
PissBeforeBedChads stay winning
>japan has a birthrate problem
>pic
HOW
Because this is how they react when you show up
>he never considered just raping dozens of women and breeding his own army
cause you’re not having kids in high school and once you’re working 16 hour days, you lose all libido
the average person cant afford it
How indeed? ...
I wonder what changes to the traditional way of life caused this to occur ...
Yeah... totally wasn't because that was the end of the ww2...
The flag of japan was upside down during the surrender btw and the US couldn't destroy the navy or the imperial family.
>couldn't destroy the navy or the imperial family
your brain on roids
>The flag of japan was upside down during the surrender btw
how would you be able to tell, it's symmetrical
It's because they're not sleeping naked
Not enough white dick to go around
How am I supposed to approach these goddesses with my 4 inch 'dick?
>4 inch 'dick
unironically average over there
i’m 35, married with children and sleep with sweatpants, hoodie and three blankets.
diamond cutting morning wood every damn day.
op, you’re delusional
>test feels higher
mark of a 70IQ poster
marry, frick, kill
Is this what making it looks like
Wtf is this?
Anime high school rom-com.
Looks like an exchange student in Japan made a funny video with his classmates.
>Ecoli colony in my mattress
You wake up feeling energized after sleeping naked because you got drugged and raped
JAPANESE SEXO
JAPANESE SEXO
JAPANESE SEXO
Why are japanese women so beautiful but most japanese men are just average looking?
south korean surgeons
you've never been to japan if you believe this. yes they do have exceptionally beautiful women but it certainly is not the majority.
I don't understand the point of underwear for men with any sort of hygiene.
we tried to tell you but you didn't listen. now the next step is to start going commando everywhere and only wearing cotton clothing.
>sleep naked for a few months
>everything seems to be going fine other than being horny a lot just because full naked was taboo for my whole life up to that point (other than sex [extremely rare])
>get used to it, stop being so horny after a while
>eventually the head of my dick starts stinging / burning at the tip for some reason when I wake up
>not every morning but somewhat often
>start thinking about why this could be happening
>sleeping naked was the only thing that changed
>I toss and turn a lot and I've also farted a lot in my sleep ever since I was a baby according to my mom
>bare dick touching sheets where my bare ass and fart particles have been
>wondering if I've somehow given myself an STD by having raw shit particles touching my dick every night for months
>like giving myself all the downsides of anal with none of the fun
I haven't gotten checked out because I'm scared and embarrassed but I've started wearing underwear in bed again and my dick has stopped stinging so I'm just assuming the worst.
>gets boner from sheets rubbing on dick, thinks he's turned into a fertility god
>test feels higher
lol
>better lifts
tfw progressively overloading overloads progressively regardless of thousands of variables.
guys, why is bro science so fricking easy no make? is there a cure for this?