>start sleeping naked/no underpants on

>start sleeping naked/no underpants on
>rock hard boner every morning, test feels higher, more energised, better lifts
Why did nobody ever tel me about this IST? sleeping naked turns you into a superhuman

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I literally can't jerk off when I'm in bed naked. The sheets feel soft on the head of my circumcized dick.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      *Can't not

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >circumsized
      the israelites got you

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        First it is circumcision reduces sensitivity and now you say that the anon who feels too sensitive is circumcised? Dude he is more likely NOT circumcised since he still has his full sensitivity.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        First it is circumcision reduces sensitivity and now you say that the anon who feels too sensitive is circumcised? Dude he is more likely NOT circumcised since he still has his full sensitivity.

        Im uncut and something like bedsheets would be way too rough to rub my dick against.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          stop being poor and buy silk sheets

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m scared my testicles will tangle up without support and make me infertile. Happened to a kid at my school and he needed surgery to untangle them.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I hate yuropoors so much

    https://i.imgur.com/tbfm5FS.jpg

    >start sleeping naked/no underpants on
    >rock hard boner every morning, test feels higher, more energised, better lifts
    Why did nobody ever tel me about this IST? sleeping naked turns you into a superhuman

    it doesn't change your test dumbass

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yuropoors
      You have to be over 12 to post here.
      Leave now

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's an American

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yuropoors
      You have to be over 12 to post here.
      Leave now

      That's an American

      That's a chink.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thats a frickwit

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      i’m 35, married with children and sleep with sweatpants, hoodie and three blankets.
      diamond cutting morning wood every damn day.
      op, you’re delusional

      Literally how are your balls not melting trying to sleep with anything on?

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wake up to pee in the middle of the night
    >you now have pee dribbles in your bed
    yeah nah

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He doesn't piss the bed whenever convenient
      I'm lmaoing at your life

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm always shocked that nobody else on earth seems to have ever considered wiping his dick

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wipe dick
        gave me a good laugh

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      bruh are you like 60 years old with a beer belly? why does your penis dribble minutes after you pee?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >piss before bed
      >never have to wake up to piss
      PissBeforeBedChads stay winning

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >japan has a birthrate problem
    >pic
    HOW

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because this is how they react when you show up

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he never considered just raping dozens of women and breeding his own army

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      cause you’re not having kids in high school and once you’re working 16 hour days, you lose all libido

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      the average person cant afford it

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      How indeed? ...
      I wonder what changes to the traditional way of life caused this to occur ...

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah... totally wasn't because that was the end of the ww2...

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          The flag of japan was upside down during the surrender btw and the US couldn't destroy the navy or the imperial family.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >couldn't destroy the navy or the imperial family
            your brain on roids

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The flag of japan was upside down during the surrender btw
            how would you be able to tell, it's symmetrical

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's because they're not sleeping naked

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not enough white dick to go around

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      How am I supposed to approach these goddesses with my 4 inch 'dick?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >4 inch 'dick
        unironically average over there

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i’m 35, married with children and sleep with sweatpants, hoodie and three blankets.
    diamond cutting morning wood every damn day.
    op, you’re delusional

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >test feels higher
    mark of a 70IQ poster

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    marry, frick, kill

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this what making it looks like

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf is this?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anime high school rom-com.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf is this?

      Looks like an exchange student in Japan made a funny video with his classmates.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ecoli colony in my mattress

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You wake up feeling energized after sleeping naked because you got drugged and raped

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    JAPANESE SEXO
    JAPANESE SEXO
    JAPANESE SEXO

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are japanese women so beautiful but most japanese men are just average looking?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      south korean surgeons

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      you've never been to japan if you believe this. yes they do have exceptionally beautiful women but it certainly is not the majority.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand the point of underwear for men with any sort of hygiene.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    we tried to tell you but you didn't listen. now the next step is to start going commando everywhere and only wearing cotton clothing.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sleep naked for a few months
    >everything seems to be going fine other than being horny a lot just because full naked was taboo for my whole life up to that point (other than sex [extremely rare])
    >get used to it, stop being so horny after a while
    >eventually the head of my dick starts stinging / burning at the tip for some reason when I wake up
    >not every morning but somewhat often
    >start thinking about why this could be happening
    >sleeping naked was the only thing that changed
    >I toss and turn a lot and I've also farted a lot in my sleep ever since I was a baby according to my mom
    >bare dick touching sheets where my bare ass and fart particles have been
    >wondering if I've somehow given myself an STD by having raw shit particles touching my dick every night for months
    >like giving myself all the downsides of anal with none of the fun
    I haven't gotten checked out because I'm scared and embarrassed but I've started wearing underwear in bed again and my dick has stopped stinging so I'm just assuming the worst.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gets boner from sheets rubbing on dick, thinks he's turned into a fertility god
    >test feels higher
    lol
    >better lifts
    tfw progressively overloading overloads progressively regardless of thousands of variables.

    guys, why is bro science so fricking easy no make? is there a cure for this?

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